Karen Kilgariff

Then you have to sit next to them the whole fucking time.

Then you have to sit next to them the whole fucking time.

Hold on a second, though. Just to devil's advocate. Okay. Why were you so late? That's what my mom said to me, too.

Hold on a second, though. Just to devil's advocate. Okay. Why were you so late? That's what my mom said to me, too.

The last time we went to the movies, it was a very similar situation, except for I was the late one. And the movie theater for some, it was in my hometown. It was so dark inside the movie theater that I couldn't find the rows, like the letter row walking up and no idea what the number of seat. So my cousin is up there somewhere. Yeah. And I walk halfway down and it's pitch black.

The last time we went to the movies, it was a very similar situation, except for I was the late one. And the movie theater for some, it was in my hometown. It was so dark inside the movie theater that I couldn't find the rows, like the letter row walking up and no idea what the number of seat. So my cousin is up there somewhere. Yeah. And I walk halfway down and it's pitch black.

Like I can't see anything. And it's one of those ones where, you know, the newfangled movie theater seats where it's like a lazy boy recliner. So I'm walking really slow because I don't want to slam my shins into a recliner thing. And I just am like guessing as to where my seat would be or where my cousin is. And so I'm bending over and trying to look into people's faces.

Like I can't see anything. And it's one of those ones where, you know, the newfangled movie theater seats where it's like a lazy boy recliner. So I'm walking really slow because I don't want to slam my shins into a recliner thing. And I just am like guessing as to where my seat would be or where my cousin is. And so I'm bending over and trying to look into people's faces.

Like halfway down, walking really slow. And I just go like... Anna? And then this girl just goes, no. And then I just, so I keep going. And then I just end up very slowly running into the wall. Because it was one of those small theaters that doesn't have stairs on either side. It was just like, I just got to the end by touching my nose to a carpeted wall.

Like halfway down, walking really slow. And I just go like... Anna? And then this girl just goes, no. And then I just, so I keep going. And then I just end up very slowly running into the wall. Because it was one of those small theaters that doesn't have stairs on either side. It was just like, I just got to the end by touching my nose to a carpeted wall.

It hurts me. It was so embarrassing.

It hurts me. It was so embarrassing.

Yes, and they can see you fine because your eyes are adjusted. Yes, and it was the beginning of a complete unknown where the guys- It's so dark! It's so dark and they're in a hospital while someone is dying of a degenerative disease. So when I hit the wall, my cousin Sophie is the one that's there. And she goes, did you just run into the wall? And I'm like, thanks for your help.

Yes, and they can see you fine because your eyes are adjusted. Yes, and it was the beginning of a complete unknown where the guys- It's so dark! It's so dark and they're in a hospital while someone is dying of a degenerative disease. So when I hit the wall, my cousin Sophie is the one that's there. And she goes, did you just run into the wall? And I'm like, thanks for your help.

And she goes, I couldn't see you. Didn't know it was you until you started laughing.

And she goes, I couldn't see you. Didn't know it was you until you started laughing.

Yeah. Wild. Should we let you guys host a little bit? You know, you guys host like it's your podcast.

Yeah. Wild. Should we let you guys host a little bit? You know, you guys host like it's your podcast.

Well, the first thing I saw was Kevin Kline with his like balancing on something, which actually could be from a different movie. But I'm picturing him like I feel like he had that spate, this run of movies from like 84 to 95, where it was like that he would it would be Kevin Kline on the spine of a VHS tape, like balancing on a chair or like having a mustache.

Well, the first thing I saw was Kevin Kline with his like balancing on something, which actually could be from a different movie. But I'm picturing him like I feel like he had that spate, this run of movies from like 84 to 95, where it was like that he would it would be Kevin Kline on the spine of a VHS tape, like balancing on a chair or like having a mustache.