Kate Hawkesby

how you going kids good dad how are you doing have you had a coffee this does sam did you get an espresso this morning or something i've had no coffee at all it's just some clean living here i'm not sure i'm not sure it's a lake i'm sure it's a pond i mean we've been down this road before it's like yeah it's a lake it's like thank you kate thank you

What about –

What about put it on the telly?

Now, the telly floats, you idiot.

You guys can go get your togs, go swimming this weekend, see how deep it is.

I'm not sure.

If you can wade through it, it's a pond.

Can you just tell him now, Katie, we'll get it over and done with, then we'll do the experiment.

Oh, dear.

To get out of school.

Oh, that's a burn.

Yeah, yeah.

Not good.

Couldn't he have jacked it up with other parents?

Like, oh, can you just take Theo home?

Actually, I saw an example.

We had an example that's outside our house.

Like, two of the boys were in the car, and I was up in the house, and the door's open, and there's kids in the car, and this lady walks past.

What's that?

Did they have the keys?