Kathleen Madigan

No, I think I'm a pretty good editor in my mind of what my family will tolerate. Although I did post a joke from a while back about me, quote, ruining Christmas. My sister, my sister goes, this was recently. She goes, hey, all these people are from Facebook. All my friends are calling. I never said you ruined Christmas. I said you absolutely did. How do you think I, I didn't write that as a joke.

The whole situation happened. Sie sagt, oh, vielleicht habe ich es gemacht. Ich sagte, ich habe nie etwas auf der Bühne gesagt, was nicht passiert ist oder nicht die Wahrheit war. Nun, sagen wir mal, dass eine Schwester verheiratet wird und es schrecklich ist.

The whole situation happened. Sie sagt, oh, vielleicht habe ich es gemacht. Ich sagte, ich habe nie etwas auf der Bühne gesagt, was nicht passiert ist oder nicht die Wahrheit war. Nun, sagen wir mal, dass eine Schwester verheiratet wird und es schrecklich ist.

The whole situation happened. Sie sagt, oh, vielleicht habe ich es gemacht. Ich sagte, ich habe nie etwas auf der Bühne gesagt, was nicht passiert ist oder nicht die Wahrheit war. Nun, sagen wir mal, dass eine Schwester verheiratet wird und es schrecklich ist.

Ja. Und es gibt sieben von uns. Und, weißt du, mein Vater ist weggegangen, aber meine Mutter ist noch wach. Also habe ich acht Leute. Also ich werde dich einfach wegnehmen. Wenn dein Leben schrecklich ist, werde ich dich einfach wegnehmen. Ja, dann muss jemand anderes.

Ja. Und es gibt sieben von uns. Und, weißt du, mein Vater ist weggegangen, aber meine Mutter ist noch wach. Also habe ich acht Leute. Also ich werde dich einfach wegnehmen. Wenn dein Leben schrecklich ist, werde ich dich einfach wegnehmen. Ja, dann muss jemand anderes.

Ja. Und es gibt sieben von uns. Und, weißt du, mein Vater ist weggegangen, aber meine Mutter ist noch wach. Also habe ich acht Leute. Also ich werde dich einfach wegnehmen. Wenn dein Leben schrecklich ist, werde ich dich einfach wegnehmen. Ja, dann muss jemand anderes.

I'm like, do you care if I say, Matt, that's one of my sister's husbands, that when you met Matt, he didn't know what religion he was? Is that going to make him seem stupid? And she goes, oh, I don't think he'd care at all. I'm like, great, okay, great, because I'm already doing it on stage. I just wanted permission to do it on film on April 26th.

I'm like, do you care if I say, Matt, that's one of my sister's husbands, that when you met Matt, he didn't know what religion he was? Is that going to make him seem stupid? And she goes, oh, I don't think he'd care at all. I'm like, great, okay, great, because I'm already doing it on stage. I just wanted permission to do it on film on April 26th.

I'm like, do you care if I say, Matt, that's one of my sister's husbands, that when you met Matt, he didn't know what religion he was? Is that going to make him seem stupid? And she goes, oh, I don't think he'd care at all. I'm like, great, okay, great, because I'm already doing it on stage. I just wanted permission to do it on film on April 26th.

Not really, no. So, my sister, we're all Catholic, and if I married you, I don't really care if you become Catholic. But my sister did, because they're going to have kids, and she wants this cohesive. And I think on some level, my sister still thinks you might not make it into heaven if you didn't sign up. I don't agree with that, but this is where we part ways.

Not really, no. So, my sister, we're all Catholic, and if I married you, I don't really care if you become Catholic. But my sister did, because they're going to have kids, and she wants this cohesive. And I think on some level, my sister still thinks you might not make it into heaven if you didn't sign up. I don't agree with that, but this is where we part ways.

Not really, no. So, my sister, we're all Catholic, and if I married you, I don't really care if you become Catholic. But my sister did, because they're going to have kids, and she wants this cohesive. And I think on some level, my sister still thinks you might not make it into heaven if you didn't sign up. I don't agree with that, but this is where we part ways.

Und Matt ist so, ich bin christlich. Er ist wie ein russischer Typ, der uns regiert. Und ich sage, richtig, aber welcher Art von Christen? Er sagt, well, Kathleen, I don't really know. I go, okay, Matt, when you drove up to the building.

Und Matt ist so, ich bin christlich. Er ist wie ein russischer Typ, der uns regiert. Und ich sage, richtig, aber welcher Art von Christen? Er sagt, well, Kathleen, I don't really know. I go, okay, Matt, when you drove up to the building.

Und Matt ist so, ich bin christlich. Er ist wie ein russischer Typ, der uns regiert. Und ich sage, richtig, aber welcher Art von Christen? Er sagt, well, Kathleen, I don't really know. I go, okay, Matt, when you drove up to the building.

Did it say, like, United Methodist or Lutheran? He goes, well, I don't think it really said anything. It was just a white building. I'm like, well, this is some little house on the prairie shit, man. Like... Wow, it's just a white country building? Yeah. I go, so you were obviously some form of Protestant. He goes, no, no, we weren't protesting nothing. I'm like, okay.

Did it say, like, United Methodist or Lutheran? He goes, well, I don't think it really said anything. It was just a white building. I'm like, well, this is some little house on the prairie shit, man. Like... Wow, it's just a white country building? Yeah. I go, so you were obviously some form of Protestant. He goes, no, no, we weren't protesting nothing. I'm like, okay.

Did it say, like, United Methodist or Lutheran? He goes, well, I don't think it really said anything. It was just a white building. I'm like, well, this is some little house on the prairie shit, man. Like... Wow, it's just a white country building? Yeah. I go, so you were obviously some form of Protestant. He goes, no, no, we weren't protesting nothing. I'm like, okay.

All right, Matt, I'm just telling you, don't agree to her terms. Because if you have, it's like six weeks of classes. It's not like joining a mega church where you just walk right in. No, no, no, no, no.