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And then, before the dessert came, Crystal stood up, she gave a little speech thanking everyone for coming, how she is the new Oprah, she's giving diamonds to everyone, we all squealed. And then she said dessert is now served and it was a poached pear with Turkish Delight. Nein, ich werde dir genau sagen, was es war. Was ist das? Harry Potter?

Angelhaar. Ist das ein Haar?

Was denkst du, was das ist?

Weil ich ein bisschen... Ich war ein bisschen... Angst. Me und Tamara waren beide so. Wir waren so, ist das ein... Es sieht aus wie etwas, das auf etwas wächst, das ausgebildet ist.

Just eat it. I looked back at the menu and it is called Turkish Fairy Floss.

Because I thought it was Gundalson.

Which is an ingredient in the substance.

That's a great question. And then I was like, floss? I don't love that name for a food. Is it hard? And then the server was like, it's a lot like cotton candy. And I'm like, oh, that's interesting. So me and Tamara do a little taste test. We record it, of course. And it is incredibly feathery, but melts in your mouth. Und es hat einen Gramm-Kracker-Tast. Oh. Ich war nicht wütend darüber.

Es war definitiv ein bisschen... Es hat an meinem Lippengloss gestanden.

Was? Würdest du das oder einen Gramm-Kracker essen?

Be honest. I think I would have liked a warm graham cracker. I don't need the crunch, but a warm, maybe a little soft graham cracker could be fun. But the presentation and the experience. Yes, of course. Oh mein Gott, Ideen, sicher. Ja, ähm, also, ich werde das da rauswerfen, es waren neun Karotten, es war absolut riesig, ähm, und es war erstaunlich.

Und Crystal's Tochter war auch so, Vater, ich will das, und ich war so, du hast guten Geschmack.

Oh, weil es überall Diamonte gab, es gab Tennis-Necklacke, es gab Eingriffe, es gab... Waren diese für den Verkauf? You know, I asked. And it was like a, we're getting diamonds as a gift. This is to show like what else Takori, it was the brand Takori, has to offer. Which, you know, I was like.

I only said this is the one time I said it.

Right? I would love Takori. Ich mag den 9-Karat-Diamond.

Ich bin eine Größe von 4,5. Couldn't tell you. Anyways, perfect. So then dinner wraps. Me and MJ go to the bathroom, do a little photo shoot session. Brock shows up to pick up Sheena because she had to park 10 miles away. And, you know, everyone's kind of leaving. Then me, Crystal, Rob and Zooey Deschanel are all chatting at the end. You know, they're talking about their chefs.

I'm talking about the Chick-fil-A I had for lunch yesterday. You know, we're just on different things. of life. But Zoe is also a huge fan. She is boycotting Beverly Hills because of Crystal, which honestly I respect. Good friend. And then I left with several bags of things that I don't really know what's in there. A bottle of wine and some skincare and like a Monopoly board or something.

I don't know. And that was it. And then Crystal sent me a photo today of me and Tamara at the dinner table chitchatting.

Yeah, really. So much fun. Lovely. 29 minutes of that. Hope you enjoyed it.

Well, Crystal did say, Rob, I am so sorry for the cost of this one. Next one will be cheaper.

Ja. Ich glaube nicht, dass sie sich überrascht haben.

Also, I have to say, I felt like, I was like, you know, this is a big dinner. I like, should, I need, I don't have a closed-toed-pointed Black Heel. Oh, I don't have one. I don't own one. So I was like, I should just to impress. I should go and find one that I like. Well, I, you know, is that the bag you posted? Oh, my girl, I posted and I was like, I've had these shoes.

I posted a bag of you don't know where it came from. Nick doesn't watch my Instagram stories. Isn't that crazy? He doesn't watch them. Do you watch anyone's stories?

He is, yeah. But sometimes I'm like, did you see what Rivi was doing today? And he's like, no. And I'm like, that would be so, you know, you could have, she was on the slide, she was wearing her cute little striped outfit with her two little pigtails.

And not be like, go look at my story. Maybe it's a good thing he's not looking at your story.

True. And so I was like, I've had these shoes screenshotted on my phone for some time now since they released. And I was like, I'm just going to try them on, you know, whatever. So I go into St. Laurent on Rodeo Drive. And I, you know, store's a little empty. Not a lot of people in there. All the workers are on their phones. And I'm like, okay, this is a good environment for me to step into.

And I'm like, I would like to try those on in a size 38, please. He's like, we don't have that. And I'm like, okay, what do you have? He's like, we have a 40, which is a size 10, which is not... My size, I'm an eight. So I was like, I'll try it on, you know. I'll just see. Stuff it with some tissues. So I try on the 10 and I'm like, it's beautiful.

It is absolutely massive on me though, but it is beautiful. And I'm like looking at the other shoes. I'm like, let me try those on. I then come to find out I'm an 8 1⁄2 in these shoes. So I have on an 8 1⁄2 in one and the 10 of the shoe that I really like on the other.

And I'm standing in the mirror and I'm like looking and I'm trying to decide, you know, like, do I really like these, whatever, whatever. A couple walks in, which I realized this is the biggest pet peeve of mine. And I hate it so much. And it might be a hot take. And I'm looking in the mirror for quite some time. And she goes, I like the black. Okay, buchst du ihn.

Warum sagst du mir, was du magst? Ich brauche keinen Fremder, der mir seine Meinung gibt. Leute haben mir das gemacht, als ich Dressen ausprobierte. Und ich war so, Ma'am, du sitzt nicht auf diesem Tisch mit den Bridesmaids und der Mutter der Bride. Ich brauche nicht, dass du mir sagst, welchen du magst. Big mistake. Is that why you called me?

She is who she is. She is who she is.

Anyway, so then the sales associate comes out and he's like, I found a nine. I can run and get it right now. And I'm like, well, this eight and a half fits perfectly. Let's try the nine. The nine and like the actual shoe that I wanted. Right.

He's like, I'm going to run. I'll be right back. And I'm like, okay. So he runs. He comes back. He's definitely breathing heavy and there's a little bit of sweat. So I'm like, he was working. And you know like pointed toe heels, you always got toe cleavage. You know what I'm talking about? Yuck. Not a fan. Don't like. Yes. It's not a good look for anyone.

I don't know why they're making those shorter and shorter.

Exactly. Like no one needs to see all those creases. You know what I'm saying? And so the eight and a half was heavy on the toe cleavage. The nine like hit it a little bit better because there was a little extra room up there, you know? So I was like, they kind of fit.

Well, they fit. There was like a centimeter behind my heel. And so I'm like asking the man.

Well, I haven't gotten there yet, and you're jumping through the story.

So, I'm like, there's a centimeter behind, and I'm asking the man, which, he's a man, like, what the fuck does he know? You know, nothing. He's like, I don't think they look fine. I'm like, he's just trying to make his commission. So, two women walk in, and this, I'm asking their opinion, right?

And they're looking, and they're chatting, and they're giving chic, and I'm like, do these look too big on me? And the girl's like, no. And I'm like, do they? And she was like, walk around, walk. And I'm like, okay, so I'm taking a lap. She's like, no. I mean, like, if you, like, you took my eye to it, if I just saw you on the street, I'd be like, oh, cute shoes.

I wouldn't be like, oh my God, I'm wearing cute shoes. So I was like, okay, okay, I appreciate that. And so then I look at the guy and I'm like, let's get him. So he's like, I don't know where this party is, in like a house. And I'm like, it's in someone's backyard. He's like, you could like tape the bottom of them. I was like, oh, interesting.

He's like, if they're not scuffed, you could exchange for the eight and a half.

Ich dachte, ist das illegal? Ist das illegal? Ist das ein Scham?

Ein guter Verkäufer. Ich fühlte mich sicher. Ich dachte, oh Gott.

Und ich dachte, das ist eine tolle Idee. Ich werde den Boden von ihnen tauben. Ich werde sie zu diesem Party tragen. Wenn sie nicht verletzt sind, werde ich morgen die 8,5 bekommen. Sie sind verletzt. Ich werde die 9 halten. Also, das war mein Abend. Gute Zeiten.

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I don't want to see anyone Spotify-wrapped. I'll be honest. Not even ours? That is nice. It is nice to know that we are on people Spotify-wrapped, but the people who are posting them, we don't give a fuck. I don't care who the person you listen to the most this year. I care. I care deeply. You do? Yeah.

You're like, oh my God, Benjamin, listen to... Kodak Black, nonstop, like you care?

I also don't care about, we don't need to be resharing our happy birthdays. I don't need to see everyone in your life post a photo of you for your birthday.

Of course.

Do you fall asleep to it?

I was hoping for classical music. At this point, Rivers first word, touchdown. She was like, good hustle. Really? What else we got going on?

I need to open it up with, Crystal Minkoff is Oprah. She gave away diamonds. Oh my God. So we all walked away with Sikori diamonds, which I will be at the next dinner. I think I'm hopefully the next one is like, you get an Aspen house, you get a Tulum house. And like, you know, hopefully we get a beach house or something. But Crystal Minkoff is the new Oprah and I'm loving that for her.

Es ist so, dass ich aufwache und denke, was war die neue Position? Ich brauche zu wissen. Die eine von ihr. Hast du es jemals versucht?

Und jetzt ist es so, dass sie Hats gemacht haben. Es ist verrückt, dass ihr Show sehr sexuell ist. Sie ist in Lingerie. Und noch nicht für Männer.

Who sued them?

There had to have been some man or someone's husband who was like, I know the site. I've been on the site.

I'm honestly shocked there's not more lawsuits coming for that. I feel like there's a lot of so happy people in this world and like this would have been... This one is actually deserving. Yeah, but this is like such an opportunity for people to be like, oh my god, it killed my family. Pornography is destroyed.

First of all, I need to say that she should have had ballet.

Und ein flirty Floridian. Warum ist das so neu? Ich glaube, es sind die 43 Millionen Dollar.

I don't think a lot of them are having sex.

What was that, Zach?

Did you do research?

How was your night last night?

And how were the nudes?

Viele von ihnen haben keinen Sex auf OnlyFans.

Yeah, I think that I'm a devout Christian probably leans into some sort of kink fetish people have.

Sie hatte Däumchen, aber kein Valet. Und es gab ein striktes... Not a lot of parking. You know, there's not parking meters. There's not. We're in neighborhoods. It's two way streets. You know what I'm saying? So I pull into the driveway. I ring the bell.

Larsa Pippen hat gesagt, dass sie sechs Figuren gemacht hat, nur um Fußfotos zu machen. Ja.

Willst du den neun-Karat-Ring? Ich will den neun-Karat-Ring. Aber ich fühle mich, als ob ich ein paar verschiedene Ebenen machen könnte, bevor ich Onlyfans hitze.

For sure. Just like me smiling? Honestly, I think there's a market for literally anything.

Right.

Barbara Corcoran. Okay. Corcoran. She has short sex with her husband and she is not afraid to scream it from the rooftops. That would be good for her still having sex. Well, yeah, I don't know how much they do have because she admitted that she and her husband, who got married in 1988, do that math, I cannot, they do sleep in separate bedrooms.

And she joked that that ensures that sex is a quote-unquote choice. Und das ist so lustig, weil sie sagt, dass ihre Idee einer besonderen Nacht mit ihrem Mann ein gutes Spiel von Scrabble ist. Er sagt oft zu mir, S oder S. Und ich sage Scrabble, weil das erste S bedeutet Sex. Also sage ich nein, Scrabble.

Well, and it failed with Roni. But everyone's pissed. Not the fuck you think it is.

Scientology was like, the S-Word was like, sex is trouble. They were like, we are going to end this show because you cannot be on it, so why don't you do this?

He said, I'm holding back tears.

Just stand by your move.

Ja, es ist so, wenn du dich nicht mit diesen Leuten verabschiedest, dann verabschiede dich nicht mit diesen Leuten. Verabschiede dich nicht mit ihnen. Du musst es nicht erklären. Ich weiß es nicht.

Und ich denke auch, dass die Leute verstehen sollten, dass sie nicht ihren Ex posten wollen. Oder Jax. Oder Jax. Oder jemanden, ganz ehrlich. Die Leute, mit denen sie nicht Freunde sind.

Right, right, right, right, right, right. So I pull into the driveway. I ring the bell. Her housekeeper Lucy comes out. She's like, can't pull into the driveway. You got to find parking. And I'm like, well, It's dark out here. There's a lot of traffic. Do you know where I could go? She's like, to the left. I'm like, okay. So I back out of the driveway. I'm like stopping traffic.

But you know who else is petty, being trying to be petty right now? Brittany from Salt Lake City, because she claims to have got the same Saint Laurent heart jacket, but I will say, hers looks a little flimsy.

She's wearing it outside of the YSL, like she went to the mall and she's wearing a red fur shawl.

Ich liebe es. Es ist ein bisschen flach, es ist ein bisschen floppig. Gibt es einen DYI?

Ja, drei Herzstrukturen, Millionen von Schälen. Schälen.

And I go to the left. And the amount of no parking signs that were to the left was jarring. It was very clear I was not allowed to park anywhere to the left. So then as I'm going down, everyone, the longest line of traffic. And I'm like, okay, okay. I then call Nick. Nick's like, why are you calling me? Call Crystal. Which then triggers a little bit of a breakdown.

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She's not backing down. She is editing her three-year-old's photos and she doesn't care what you think about it.

Yes, in her photos. In an app.

Because people just have issues with everything. Kyle and Amanda tease there will be a threesome in the upcoming season and it's not them.

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Christian, auf jeden Fall. Definitiv. Ein Film über einen 7-Eleven ist ehrlich gesagt... Und er war 21 von 33, hast du gesagt? 21 von 34. 14 Punkte, das ist alles, was er hat.

Oh mein Gott.

Sie ist definitiv cooler.

You heard it here first. Definitely her. Yeah. 17 on Fantasy Football? It's not good. Who's number one? Doesn't matter. 17 is crazy. I think it fluctuates, right?

And I do start to cry just a little bit. Did I make you cry? You did. Just a little bit. Just because I had really bad anxiety. And I was like, I don't know where to park. I don't know where I am. I can't see. I have no service. I'm in these new high heels that I just bought. I spent too much money on. I probably should return them. But I can't hitchhike. So I'm like, where?

Okay.

Oh my god.

Honestly? Like, that's kind of iconic.

To be like happily married with children and be like, yeah, but like. In college? I did this to him. Exactly. In college. I dated his roommate. He probably deserved it. Nein, sein Backup-Quartier. Oh mein Gott, sein Backup-Quartier ist verrückt. Es ist ein Power-Move. Es ist ein Power-Move. Und ich respektiere sie, wenn sie sagt, ich sage es jetzt.

Wahrscheinlich beide.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go Josh Allen. I'm just kidding. I was appalled.

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So I did hang up on Nick immediately, because that was clearly no help.

Gut, wie geht es euch?

Zuerst einmal, deine Küche sieht so wunderschön aus.

It just sits there looking pretty. I like to have my Le Creuset pots. I usually put one on the stove because I think they just look nice.

I did text Crystal when I was at her gate before all of this had started. I was like, hey, girl, I had to drive. I'm at your gate. No response. Obviously, she's hosting a party, not on her phone. Anyways, so then I find parking. I hitchhike my way in. And I'm like, who am I going to see walking in here? Like, I don't know anyone. I only know Crystal. So I walk in and I'm like... Okay, okay.

Thank you for saying that the correct way. I've been calling it the Le Crust. So I do appreciate the correct terminology of that. We have the same one in orange. Is it orange?

I don't think it would look as good on our... The white is pretty good.

I would love to know, what would you put in a secret sauce? A secret sauce. Like a tangy, like, you know, like a burger sauce or, you know, everyone has like their own sauce.

Well, the burger sauce is usually just mayonnaise and ketchup with some pickle relish in there. I think if you want to take it up just a little bit, put about a tablespoon of the pickle brine in it and that'll just enhance the flavor and it gives a little bit more acid and a little more salt.

Love that. Wow, I will try that out. My go-to, and I'd love to know your take on it, is Mayo, sweet Thai chili sauce, hot sauce and honey. I mean, what could be bad about that? That sounds delicious. I don't eat it, but I know how to make it for her. I put it on everything, like a breakfast sandwich. I make these chicken bowls. I'll put it on a taco. I'll drink it out of the container.

So, you know, anyone can do what they want. I love mayonnaise, period. Yeah, mayonnaise. I love mayonnaise, too. Nick is an anti-mayonnaise.

Do you like ketchup?

Only with fries. What?

Wow.

Olivenöl. Das ist so anders. Also wo bist du geboren?

Bist du ein Pick-Eater? Nein.

Ein bisschen schrecklich, wenn ich ehrlich bin. Es ist, oder? Ich habe das über ihn gelernt, die unglaublich schwierige Art, als er mich zum ersten Mal in Georgia besucht hat. Und ich dachte, er hat einen späten Flug. Ich werde ihm Abendessen kochen. Das ist lustig. I did a grilled chicken, I did sweet potatoes, I did brussel sprouts with goat cheese and balsamic vinegar.

Oh my god, that was amazing. And he comes into the house and makes a plate with like one brussel sprout, a sliver of a sweet potato. And I'm like, what's going on here? And he's like, I actually hate sweet potatoes and I like brussel sprouts with just the brussel sprouts.

Nothing on them.

Es ist ein bisschen Olivenöl. Manchmal musst du es einfach essen, auch wenn du es nicht wirklich willst, weil sie für dich kocht. Das ist, wo meine Fehler beginnen.

Das ist so lustig.

Oh, ich liebe Bev Hills. Bev Hills und Salt Lake City sind meine zwei Nr. 1s. Ich habe Probleme mit Roni gerade.

Und die Art und Weise, wie sie den ganzen Episode auf den Prank verwendet haben. Es gibt so wenig, was auf dem Show passiert, dass sie einen ganzen Episode an etwas anbieten müssen, was nicht mal passiert ist. Ja.

Oh, da ist Crystal. Ich gehe zu ihr. Tamara Judge, Heather Dubrow sprechen mit Crystal und ihrem Mann Rob. Natürlich nicht Rob. Gib ihm einen Hügel. Geh rüber. Gib Crystal einen Hügel. Sie eröffnet mich zu Tamara. Heather sagt, oh, so schön, dich zu sehen. Ich sage, du auch. Wir alle drei beginnen zu sprechen. Heather sagt, lass uns Champagner trinken. Ich sage, lass uns Champagner trinken.

Ja. See, the thing about Salt Lake City is that every episode would be a season finale of another franchise. Yes. Salt Lake City is one of the best shows on television. Ever. That's a great way to put it. I'm going tonight to hear Heather Gay at the 92nd Street Y. Live? She's doing a live. But Brynn is interviewing her.

I kind of wish that they had gotten somebody, I mean, nothing against Brynn, but I'm just not big on Roni right now. And I'm going to see Heather right after this. I'm interviewing her for my podcast and I'm dying. I stalked her to get this.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

I'm going to say Nick says come on. Yes, that is the plug.

Nick says come on.

Hey, listen, she's got a book to sell. Maybe things are different now. That's true. She is a good time girl.

Can we go back for one second to Lisa Barlow on the not getting on the first class plane? Here's what I wanted to know about that whole situation was why did they fly private there and then they were flying commercial home? Like, wouldn't you just like the plane would be there for the two days and then you fly home? Like, was that just for show?

Because they wanted to look like they're on this big private plane, but then they couldn't. Pay to bring it back?

That's a good point. And it's also like, if you're not gonna fly private, at least be like, hey girls, got you private here, not private back. So like, I can get your tickets, but they will be...

Aber ich glaube, es war so, dass sie wahrscheinlich nicht zeigen werden werden, dass sie ein kommerzielles Zuhause fliegen, aber wenn die Situation passiert, dass sie fliegen und coachen, dann wurde es eine Geschichte. Ja.

Did she get to keep that necklace, though? Because remember when they showed her the necklace, she said, well, think about it. And I think that she was borrowing it for the weekend. I think she kept it.

These are the things I want to know.

send the photo i am trying to double date with her and todd though i do i do i i don't want to be there because i don't i i don't need i think he'd be great i think he would be like i would just maybe be a little nervous to maybe be around him it's like i would say something and he would be like don't say that you know and maybe i would I don't know how well I would be in that environment.

I'm a little just on edge because I'm like, I don't know. You know, we've run into some people who we have talked about their characters on TV shows. And so I'm always a little of like, I wonder if they've heard. I wonder what they think. Do they are they like, you know, fuck this bitch. So I'm always a little like on edge.

He's being uncomfortable when he's on the scenes. I'm worried that he's going to get on her about something.

What did you what were your hot takes of this episode of Beverly Hills?

Well, there's the whole Kyle Dorit thing going on. And I feel like the two of them are being very tit for tat. Like, you did this, you did that. And it's kind of like, okay, both of you just apologize to the other one and move on. I think the whole thing with Dorit, what she said at BravoCon, really wasn't a big deal. I think that was a joke and in jest. And...

kyle's kind of hanging on it she's probably in a sensitive place right now so that's what she's latched on to i don't think it was nice what kyle said about dorit of the the whole bit about we're really not that good of friends like that that's pretty cutting um so i think gotta own that and it's time for them both to move on i hope this isn't the storyline of the season oh god i hope not because it does seem a bit manufactured and honestly like not that i just don't

It just seems so clear to everyone else watching that BravoCon thing. It's a joke.

There's a lot of history.

I'm into Jennifer Tilly. I think she's like fun and adds like a light-hearted moment to the show. I liked her Louis Vuitton boat bag. Absolutely. I think she's good.

How's that? Well, they talked about it in this episode, where her ex is Sam Simon.

Yeah, he's the creator of The Simpsons. They got a divorce. He died and had no heirs, so everything went to his most recent ex-wife, Jennifer Tilly.

And it's like, well,

Lucky her. Sie verabschiedet ihn und sagt ihm, ich habe nichts. Vergiss Bronwyn nicht, dass sie ein Vorbehalt hat.

Sie hat es.

Wow, kein Wunder, dass sie das Louis Vuitton-Bootbag hat.

Ja, du kannst Geld auf einem Bootbag sparen, wenn du so viel Geld hast.

Ich sage dir was, wenn ich das Simpsons-Era hätte, würde ich nicht auf Real Housewives of Beverly Hills sein. I think she's just doing it for fun. I would be out on my boat somewhere. Forget the boat bag. I would be on the yacht.

Sie hat nichts zu verlieren.

Sie hat nichts zu verlieren. Sie hat nichts zu verlieren. Sie hat nichts zu verlieren. Sie hat nichts zu verlieren.

Oh, well, I want to be friends with Heather Gay. That's definitely like my number one. And then I think on Beverly Hills, I would really like to be friends with Kathy Hilton. I've met her a few times and she does not disappoint, but I'd like to be friends. Like I want to be on the trip to Oceanside. I want that hat. I want one of her pillows, the whole thing.

I would be on the plane. I'd be right there. Did you see Cathy on Watch What Happens Live? Every time she plays that What's in My Bag game, she bombs it every single time. The way that she's like, it's flowers. It's like, this is your fourth time playing. We don't understand the concept yet.

So, me and, and then the photographer's like, let's get some photos of the three of you. So then me and Tamara and Heather are taking photos by the Christmas tree. And then we run into Kristen from Roni. She was there and I was like, she looks so familiar. She looks a lot like Molly Sims, which Molly Sims is gorgeous. So I was like, is that Molly? No, I don't think so. So Heather. Okay.

It's like, the funniest thing to watch is this woman trying to figure out how to explain what is in this bag. The snow globe. She's like, it's snow inside a glass bottle. Yeah.

I don't know if that's a compliment or not. It is. But no, I wouldn't, because I do think it changes your personal life. And I'm very happily married and I'd like to keep it that way. My husband actually used to be a producer on Roni years ago. He was with the old cast. So, you know, I've gotten great stories from him.

He hasn't watched and he actually didn't watch when he was a producer. He did that job. He likes to do like food and travel programming. He was living in L.A. I was living in New York and he wanted an excuse to be in New York. So he took a job on Roni. So he wasn't as invested as I would have liked him to be. Aber das hat mich nicht von ihm für Details gepumpt. Aber er war in den Saisons.

Ich erinnere mich, als sie nach Kolumbien gingen und das Boot fast sank. Er war in dieser Saison und er war in einer Saison, als sie nach Mexiko gingen. Aber ich erinnere mich am besten daran, wo sie reisen.

Well, I'm having a Christmas party next week and I'm doing a ham and martini party. I just planned it last night actually and sent out invitations. So I'm just doing a few friends and I'm making a ham and I'm going to do some pre-batched martinis and Und ich denke, eine wirklich gute Sache zu tun, du weißt, du findest dich immer aus dem Glassware.

Also geh online, finde, wenn jemand eine Verleihung auf Weinglas oder Champagnes oder Martini-Glasen hat, in diesem Fall, wenn sie etwa zwei oder drei Dollar sind, und kaufe etwa 50 von ihnen. Habe die Boxen, und dann kannst du sie zurück in die Box legen und sie bis zum nächsten Mal, wenn du ein Party hast. So like I did that years ago with wine glasses and champagne glasses. I bought 50 of each.

And every time I have a party, I get those out. And the other thing that I'm really into this time of year, like speaking of the Le Creuset pot, is to make a stew. So if you're having like six to eight people for dinner, make a big beef bourguignon, get a baguette, make a salad, open a great bottle of red wine and call it a day. That sounds delicious. Oh my God, I'm hungry.

My husband's a great cook actually, but I don't really let him cook. The kitchen is like my territory and I'm a little bitchy when he cooks. I kind of like tell him what to do, emboss him around a bit and he doesn't love it. So it's something I need to work on.

So Heather. Yeah, I was like, okay, that helps. Thank you. Perfect, perfect. No name.

Yeah, absolutely. Why would you cut them like that? What seasoning did you put on? That's an interesting choice.

Yeah, it's hard. Like, I think it needs a little more salt. So wait a second. So, Nick, you are a particular eater, but you like to cook.

So, what's on your no-no list? And like, what do you do?

What about the brussel sprouts and the sweet potatoes? The goat cheese and the balsamic.

Cream cheese on a bagel?

He does.

six staples that you do over and over or do you have like a plethora of just you're just it's something new all the time i'm always cranking out new recipes because i'm usually developing new recipes for our show for the kitchen um so i end up doing a lot of recipe testing and writing those new recipes cooking new things but then i have my fallbacks that i always do like i have an oven fried chicken that we eat probably once a week

I do a lot of sheet pan suppers because I have a four-year-old. So she's not eating all of the stuff that I'm cooking. So when it comes to like family dinner time, I'm making a lot simpler meals than I used to because I want all of us to be eating the same thing.

See, that's like us. We have our six staples and Nick doesn't like to venture out if there's not enough preparation. He needs to be like, Headspace needs to know that we're doing a new recipe.

How do I cook this thing?

I get it. I feel like at four o'clock when somebody says what's for dinner and if I haven't planned it out already, it's like I start to sweat and get anxiety. Like I want to know, like every Tuesday we're having tacos. Like I know that that's easy. I do like the old school ground beef. My daughter loves it. And then every Friday we do pizza Fridays. So I know I don't have to cook on Friday night.

And then usually on the weekend I do something in the slow cooker because we like to like get out and do stuff all day long. And that way I know that dinner is already taken care of.

Okay. That is smart. Does there come a point where you're like, I can't do pizza tonight?

Yes, I'm kind of sick of pizza and I didn't know that that would ever be possible. But I'm kind of tired of eating it now that I have it once a week. It used to be such a treat. Is that a product of children? Yes, yes. I definitely wouldn't be having it once a week if I didn't have a kid. Does yours like pizza a lot? She actually does like pizza. We've given her pizza.

She does love pizza. Have you done the crust? How does she choose on the crust? Yes, loves it. So it is fun now that she's eating real food to like Give her little bits of what we have and us all sit together at the table. And so it is. I do think about that when we're like, what are we going to have? You know, we had Nick makes a great kale salad with like a breaded chicken in it.

And it's like, OK, well, she's definitely not going to eat this salt and lemon kale salad. Ja, genau.

Oh, it's the best. It's like every little thing you're just excited about.

She eats a lot of scrambled eggs with goat cheese. That's love. I've never put goat cheese in scrambled eggs. That sounds delicious. Nick, do you eat yogurt?

What about vanilla ice cream? Yes.

Something along the white and creamy. Whipped cream? Love whipped cream. So you love a cream when there's sugar.

did adult duck duck goose okay oh the adult duck duck goose was incredible oh yeah garcelle's back yeah made her movie garcelle's son signed with la models the one with the eye tattoo jade no no no no it's her young son oh he's like 13 14 yeah yeah maybe a little older than that maybe like 15 16 but yeah he and honestly looked like a professional it looks like he's in his lane that he should be in

So we're all, me, Kristen, Tamara, we're chatting and they're like, oh my god, the Vicky episode. And I was like, it's crazy. And Tamara's like, that bitch. And I'm like, yeah, well, yep. And I'm like, you know, and then, oh, MJ walks in.

Nein, ich habe Angst, dass ich Leute in der Theater singen werde. Geh zu AMC. Sie machen es so, dass du das nicht kannst. Oh. Das ist dann das, worauf ich gehen werde, wenn ich es in den Filmen mache.

Es ist so lustig, wir haben darüber gesprochen, in unserem letzten Reality-Recap. Und Nick war so, ich habe es nicht gesehen, und dann gab er seine Meinung. Und ich sah Leute, die sagten, als Nick sagte, er hätte es nicht gesehen, habe ich mich ausgedrückt. Weil es war so, wir haben es nicht gewusst.

I am starstruck every time I'm around Martha Stewart. So I've met her several times and I just, I like, I always feel like I'm like shaking when I'm around her and that something dumb is going to come out of my mouth. It's like, I just never know what to say to her. I'm kind of like in awe of her. So Martha is definitely the one that I'm starstruck around.

And I've, I've met Paul McCartney a couple of times and that I'm always starstruck with him. I mean, he's a Beatle.

It's like Mary. I want Mary from Salt Lake City to just insult me, please.

Mary's whole storyline with her son, I feel like I'm watching something I shouldn't be watching.

Yeah, I'll tell you what, nobody on the New York show would ever allow somebody to see their cracks like that.

Right.

Yeah, so my husband's family is going to come stay with us. We're planning on just having a very cozy holiday, very chill. We have a lot of friends who come by during this season. We live in Manhattan, so it's kind of like Ich habe meine Schnauze mit vielen verschiedenen Snacks, damit ich mich leicht unterhalten kann. Und ich habe viel Wein auf der Hand für die Saison.

But also Shaws of Sunset, yes. And so I'm like, oh my God, I watched you on Traders. And she's like, oh my God, I love your show. I like was just listening to the Vicky episode. I loved how Justin, the guy who sits beside you, said that the girls, the women of OC don't know how to hang up a phone. She was quoting episodes and like, no, I love you. We are now probably best friends. She is great.

Ich habe meine eigene Reihe von Weinen, die Kind of Wild heißt. Das ist ein organischer, zero-Sugar-Wein. Also habe ich immer einen Kasten rot und einen Kasten weiß und Bubbles und bereit zu gehen, damit es anytime ein Party sein kann. Fun. Wir werden in New York im Dezember sein.

Ich habe nur gehofft, dass die ruckhafte Tür immer noch ruckhafte ist. Kommt her!

Ich mache einen Beef Bourguignon und wir können über Hausleben sprechen. Oh mein Gott, ja. Ich würde es gerne haben, wenn ihr alle zusammen seid.

Ich denke, wir können alle zusammen sein. Ja, perfekt.

Du und ich können entscheiden, ob sie etwas kochen. Ja. Yes, and then our daughters will play together. It'll be perfect. My daughter loves babies. So come on over.

Let's do it. We'll be there.

No, we don't. But it does seem like, you know... You go to a department store and it's on in the background or, you know, it's just... Is your husband like, fuck this guy, let's get the fuck out of here? No, he's a good sport. He's definitely a good sport. But I do, I love Bills music. It's not like I don't like it.

Well, follow me on Instagram at Katie Lee Beagle. I'm always posting new recipes there. And check out my wine, kindofwildwines.com. And my podcast is all on the table. You know what? That's what you should come when you're in New York. Be on my podcast and we can talk about everything you like and don't like to eat. I'd love to meet up with you guys.

Alright, bye Katie. Thanks for having me today. This was a lot of fun. So much fun.

I know, same. I can't wait to eat her cooking.

Sie hat ihm ein Ultimatum gegeben.

She brought a money tree. I did not bring a gift at all. Ich weiß, aber ich habe es Crystal klar gemacht, dass es auf unserer Dining-Ruhestelle geblieben war, als nichts auf unserer Dining-Ruhestelle war.

I'm gonna go ahead and throw out that the fact that Dave pointed out who he was interested in within like five seconds is insane.

Libras sind auch verrückt in der Sack. Wirklich? Ja. Ich denke, sie können keine Entscheidung machen.

Sie sind Menschenverliebte. Libras? Ja. Nick is a Libra.

But they're so great in business. Also great in business. Good fathers, good husbands.

Ich würde sagen, ich glaube nicht, dass Nick und Sandy am Ende sind.

Sie ist so sexy.

Wir haben Vanessa und Nick, den Host, aber Nick und Vanessa auf der Kasse.

Es ist ein guter Kast, der ganze Kast.

Would you do it? Would I do it? No. Absolutely not. Would you issue me an ultimatum?

I didn't issue an ultimatum. I was like, I'm out of here.

Oh, I guess, yeah, that is an ultimatum. To be like, either we're going to date or I'm out of here. I did an ultimatum. What the fuck am I talking about?

Do you do that?

Es sind kleine, kleine. Quartierpumpen. Habe ich zu viel Quartierpumpen? Nein, du riechst großartig.

Do you stink in your asshole? Are you not washing your body?

Er sagt literally everyone, he does not wash his ass. He's like, I don't wash my ass, I just wear cologne. You know, he was an Axe-Kid.

I think it's great.

You sprayed it before we had sex the other night and you went three. It was late. I know, I also was like, we're about to go to bed. Why are we like...

That's my girl for my girl.

Ich denke, alle sollten das Ultimatum sehen. Es ist sehr gut.

Yeah, I hate that it's like ex-girlfriend because it's like you're not like we're.

I know they're broken up in the world of the show. It's such a crazy concept. I really hope everyone is watching.

I thought about it as soon as I pulled out of my neighborhood. And I was like, should I go and pick up a bottle of wine? And then I was like, oh my God, I can't just pick up a bottle. I would have to be like the nicest bottle of wine.

But I think if you were like, hello everyone, it would be different.

Das ist der einfachste Scheiß Wein, weil es einen Preispunkt von 30 Dollar hat. So I was like, then that's too much pressure. I can't do all of that. And then I'm like, I'll just tell her like, new baby forgot it on, you know, it's fine. It's a white lie. Doesn't matter the color of it. It's still a lie. Anyways, so then me and MJ, MJ walks in and she's like, oh my God, the Vicky episode.

That's where I was. So everyone's talking about the Vicky episode. It's so funny. Then Sheena comes in. We're all, me and MJ are like, Gippen und Gabben, you know, were trying to figure out like what's in the drawers of Christel Minkoff's house. And so then they're like, okay, dinner is now served.

If everyone could please make their way outside the backyard, which is lit with like tall candles, flowers everywhere, diamonds everywhere. I'm like, no, perfect. And I take a seat at my table with my embroidered napkin and I look to my right, Paula Abdul. I look to my left, Tamara Judge. I'm like, no, well, of course. Wow. Well, of course. I'll take my seat. I'll take my seat right here.

The vibe-ology of that. Truly. Also, what is draped over my chair is this, like, mink robe. Oh. Because it's a little chilly out.

You know? She was thinking of everyone.

I don't know if it was mink. I didn't test the fur, but it felt, like, very nice. You're going mink because of Minkoff. Exactly. Thank you very much. So...

The thoughtfulness. Yeah, truly. So then I turn and I'm like, Paula, how are you? Like we've known each other for years.

Really? I don't have a photo because I was best friends. You know?

I wasn't a fan.

So I'm like, Paula. How are you? So good to see you. She's like, oh, so great to see you. I'm good. I'm very injured. Injured? What do you mean? She's like, I've got a torn rotator cuff. I've got a stretched hamstring. I've got a hip. And I'm like, you're wearing 10-inch heels and fishnets. How are you this injured and this like... She's a professional. I know. It was a stupid question.

And we started getting into like our favorite Bravo. She loves the Salt Lake City. Hell yeah. She's got to come on and talk about it. I know. Sitting beside her is Miss Jennifer Tilly.

Legend. Legend. Legend. Stuart Little. And she's like, she was married to the creator of The Simpsons, got a divorce, he died, he had no heirs, so everything went to his most recent ex-wife. Homie. Sie kann nicht genug Geld verdienen.

You know, I was trying to get the invite into her next party because I am curious as to what her gift will be. Fair, fair.

And she is a hoot. She is just, she gives her opinion on everyone. She doesn't care who's listening.

Absolut. Absolut. Und dann drehte ich mich nach rechts, äh nach links, und Tamara war so, und Shannon das, und Vicky das, und ich war so, wow, okay. Und ich musste meinen, ich bin ein Freund, nicht ein Podcast-Host. Also war ich so, ich suche nicht Tee, ich bin nur hier, um ein Hörer zu sein, während du über alle witzig bist. Und, du weißt, Tamara, Tamara ist... Aber sie wussten alle, wer du bist.

Ja.

No, no, no, no, no. Tamara was like, um, Nick's podcast is huge. Like this, like the fact that Vicky didn't know who he was like, come the fuck on.

Yeah. But then Tamara was like, I think I was supposed to come on with Teddy a while back, but I got super sick and couldn't come on. And I was like, yeah, well, we need to have you back on. She was like, honestly, I'm kind of boring right now because I'm under Bravo's contract.

I do appreciate the honesty. And then I was like, listen, I'll be honest, we might have been a little hard on you this season. I don't know if you've heard. She was like, listen, we do the same thing on my show. I tell everyone they're only as good as this week's episode. And I was like, I love you. That is how you handle this type of stuff. And I said, you know what? We preface every episode.

We don't know these people. We reserve the right to be wrong. We understand there's an edit. And I said, but now I have a real life experience with you. So like that will play in part of like when I watch you on TV because it's like, oh, this is her on TV.

No, a hundred percent. But it sounds like she's okay with that.

Ja, sie ist ein Profi. Sie servierten das am besten Essen. Ich meine, dieser Chef, den Crystal hatte, er war großartig. Sie haben es gemacht, um die Lackavela zu machen. Sie haben es gemacht, um die Lackavela zu machen. Ja, sie haben es gemacht. Das erste, was sie serviert haben, war eine geschlossene Brussels-Sprout-Salat. Oh. Danke. Geschlossene, nicht geschlossene. Nein, es war geschlossene.

Es war geschlossene. Und dann ein paar Eier, ein paar Squash. Ich mache nicht all das. Dann Vodka-Pasta, Salmon.

Es war sehr gut. Es war nicht besser als deines. Nichts ist besser als deines. Okay, danke. Salmon, Kühe. Die Kühe hatten Pomegranate-Seeds drauf.

Pomegranate-Seeds.