Katie Martin

And then you've got one that's dressed as like a clown.

Yeah.

And the vibes, the vibes are strong.

I kind of don't get how he does it.

You know, as a public orator, Musk doesn't do it for me, but he knows how to press the right people's right buttons and get them to buy the damn stock.

Well, listeners, whether you like it or not, it's going to be all SpaceX all the time around the point we decide to list this thing, which we're thinking is like May-ish, June-ish, something like that.

Our previous reporting has indicated he wants to list by June to coincide with his birthday and the alignment of Jupiter and Venus, which is not a thing female CEOs can say out loud before they list their stock, I will just point out.

But on that, we are going to have to come back in just one second with Long Shorts.

Okey-doke, it is time for Long, Short, that part of the show where we go long, a thing we love, or short, a thing we hate.

Why don't you go first, Rob?

What have you got?

You've survived another winter.

Yeah, my neighbor, who doesn't look after his garden at all, like it's a total wreck, he won't mind me saying this, he has the most beautiful magnolia tree.

And it annoys the hell out of me because I keep killing them.

But his is gorgeous.

I am long papal news.

I was not expecting the Pope.

to be so central to the news cycle in 2026, but I'm here for it.

POTUS versus Pontifex, it's strong.

It's so good.