Katie Nolan

Okay, well, you're not done, though.

Keep going.

So she skates to a song that, on its own, starts out sounding like a ballad, and then it builds to, by the end, there's space sounds in that song.

It's going like pew, pew.

It's, like, joyful and triumphant and jubilant.

And she has these moves in her routine that, like, you don't think, you know, you think of figure skating, you think of, like, perfect.

And she has perfect lines.

She won the gold.

But she also gets on her knees.

Yeah, it's different.

Skating around and like showing She's having so much fun And then she won the gold medal And it's like

What?

Every interview, she's like, I don't feel pressure.

I don't feel pressure.

I'm excited.

I'm excited to get out there and skate and show everybody.

Then when she finds out she wins gold, she runs over to the young girl from Japan who just found out that she got bronze, and she's like hyping her up.

I think a lot of women are bringing up Alyssa Liu to their therapists this week.

It's a theory I have because it's just, I don't know, guys.

After the...