Katie Nolan

And then you take them out of the freezer, you let them defrost, and then you bite into them and it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The New York Times slash Athletic did a story about how many Uncrustables the NFL is eating. They got reports from 24 of 32 teams. So eight teams, right? That's the math on that. Eight teams did not share their Uncrustable data.

One of which being the Patriots.

One of which being the Patriots.

One of which being the Patriots.

I have no idea how many Uncrustables the Patriots are eating. It says, based on the information collected, it's safe to say that NFL teams go through anywhere from 3,600 to 4,300 Uncrustables a week. Holy... When you factor in training camps and the teams that did not share their data, the NFL as a whole easily goes through at least 80,000 Uncrustables a year.

I have no idea how many Uncrustables the Patriots are eating. It says, based on the information collected, it's safe to say that NFL teams go through anywhere from 3,600 to 4,300 Uncrustables a week. Holy... When you factor in training camps and the teams that did not share their data, the NFL as a whole easily goes through at least 80,000 Uncrustables a year.

I have no idea how many Uncrustables the Patriots are eating. It says, based on the information collected, it's safe to say that NFL teams go through anywhere from 3,600 to 4,300 Uncrustables a week. Holy... When you factor in training camps and the teams that did not share their data, the NFL as a whole easily goes through at least 80,000 Uncrustables a year.

Denver has the highest reported consumption here. Weekly uncrustable consumption across the NFL, 700.

Denver has the highest reported consumption here. Weekly uncrustable consumption across the NFL, 700.

Denver has the highest reported consumption here. Weekly uncrustable consumption across the NFL, 700.

I mean, they're ahead by a lot. The next closest is 320.

I mean, they're ahead by a lot. The next closest is 320.

I mean, they're ahead by a lot. The next closest is 320.

Yeah, people say. Do you toast it straight out of the freezer or do you defrost and then toast?

Yeah, people say. Do you toast it straight out of the freezer or do you defrost and then toast?

Yeah, people say. Do you toast it straight out of the freezer or do you defrost and then toast?

Straight out of that freezer. I'm going to take a bite out of this.

Straight out of that freezer. I'm going to take a bite out of this.

Straight out of that freezer. I'm going to take a bite out of this.

Wow, you're making it seem awful.