Katie Notopolous

That it probably wouldn't kill me, for one thing. And that in terms of a piece of content that was going to illustrate how ridiculous this was, you could write about it and say, this is a ridiculous answer. But that might only explain so much. The way to really explain that this is a ridiculous thing would be to actually make the pizza.

I have. I will say this did inspire me. I should make homemade pizza more often. It's a delight. But, like, I went to the grocery store. I got a ball of dough that's uncooked pizza dough. And I got jarred sauce, pre-shredded mozzarella cheese. Came home, got my ingredients. I already had the white glue.

I have. I will say this did inspire me. I should make homemade pizza more often. It's a delight. But, like, I went to the grocery store. I got a ball of dough that's uncooked pizza dough. And I got jarred sauce, pre-shredded mozzarella cheese. Came home, got my ingredients. I already had the white glue.

I have. I will say this did inspire me. I should make homemade pizza more often. It's a delight. But, like, I went to the grocery store. I got a ball of dough that's uncooked pizza dough. And I got jarred sauce, pre-shredded mozzarella cheese. Came home, got my ingredients. I already had the white glue.

So I looked at the glue I had in my home, which was Target brand white glue. The classic school glue is white with the little orange top. Yeah. And it said on there, non-toxic. I said, good enough for me. To be fair, I did Google how much non-toxic glue can you eat. I tried a couple different versions, like how much glue is okay to eat? What happens if you eat glue?

So I looked at the glue I had in my home, which was Target brand white glue. The classic school glue is white with the little orange top. Yeah. And it said on there, non-toxic. I said, good enough for me. To be fair, I did Google how much non-toxic glue can you eat. I tried a couple different versions, like how much glue is okay to eat? What happens if you eat glue?

So I looked at the glue I had in my home, which was Target brand white glue. The classic school glue is white with the little orange top. Yeah. And it said on there, non-toxic. I said, good enough for me. To be fair, I did Google how much non-toxic glue can you eat. I tried a couple different versions, like how much glue is okay to eat? What happens if you eat glue?

And so it's true. The thing is, I didn't want to dig too deep into it because mainly I was getting a general response of, like, a little glue might make your tummy hurt. Don't eat too much. And at one point I, like, saw some link to, like, how much glue could actually be, like, bad for you. Because I can't remember the name of the chemical in there.

And so it's true. The thing is, I didn't want to dig too deep into it because mainly I was getting a general response of, like, a little glue might make your tummy hurt. Don't eat too much. And at one point I, like, saw some link to, like, how much glue could actually be, like, bad for you. Because I can't remember the name of the chemical in there.

And so it's true. The thing is, I didn't want to dig too deep into it because mainly I was getting a general response of, like, a little glue might make your tummy hurt. Don't eat too much. And at one point I, like, saw some link to, like, how much glue could actually be, like, bad for you. Because I can't remember the name of the chemical in there.

I do think that by the time it gets into your stomach, okay, this is, again, I'm making some big guesses here, but that the glueyness of it would have sort of already been broken down by whatever sort of digestive processes you might have. But I will say this does remind me of a problem with AI search.

I do think that by the time it gets into your stomach, okay, this is, again, I'm making some big guesses here, but that the glueyness of it would have sort of already been broken down by whatever sort of digestive processes you might have. But I will say this does remind me of a problem with AI search.

I do think that by the time it gets into your stomach, okay, this is, again, I'm making some big guesses here, but that the glueyness of it would have sort of already been broken down by whatever sort of digestive processes you might have. But I will say this does remind me of a problem with AI search.

So I recently was having sort of like a debate with a friend about the digestive process and whether or not the sort of phrase like, oh, if you eat something that disagrees with you, like it goes right through you, you know. Like, oh, I ate Chipotle and two hours later it came out. And I was like, no, it doesn't work that way. Like, food takes 24 hours to digest.

So I recently was having sort of like a debate with a friend about the digestive process and whether or not the sort of phrase like, oh, if you eat something that disagrees with you, like it goes right through you, you know. Like, oh, I ate Chipotle and two hours later it came out. And I was like, no, it doesn't work that way. Like, food takes 24 hours to digest.

So I recently was having sort of like a debate with a friend about the digestive process and whether or not the sort of phrase like, oh, if you eat something that disagrees with you, like it goes right through you, you know. Like, oh, I ate Chipotle and two hours later it came out. And I was like, no, it doesn't work that way. Like, food takes 24 hours to digest.

Like, you can't eat something and two hours later that actually comes out the other end, right? It's the food you ate yesterday is what's coming out. And we were debating this about whether or not it could be true. And this is a case where sort of lived experience of Chipotle is in conflict with the science. And so I had been testing out an app or an AI search called Perplexity AI.

Like, you can't eat something and two hours later that actually comes out the other end, right? It's the food you ate yesterday is what's coming out. And we were debating this about whether or not it could be true. And this is a case where sort of lived experience of Chipotle is in conflict with the science. And so I had been testing out an app or an AI search called Perplexity AI.

Like, you can't eat something and two hours later that actually comes out the other end, right? It's the food you ate yesterday is what's coming out. And we were debating this about whether or not it could be true. And this is a case where sort of lived experience of Chipotle is in conflict with the science. And so I had been testing out an app or an AI search called Perplexity AI.

Yeah, I've used Perplexity. Yeah, which is only AI search results. And it's really good for like questions kind of like this. So I asked perplexity AI, can you poop something out right after you eat it, basically. And it gave me an answer that confirmed what I knew to be true, which is no, it takes 24 hours to digest something.