Katie

Can I talk to you?

Alone?

Excuse us, guys.

Hi, how are you guys?

First time, long time.

I love you guys.

Happy Valentine's Day.

I'm a stay-at-home mom of three under four, so I hope you don't hear them tearing the house down in the background.

That's all right.

But I just wanted to call in about the Valentine's Day thing because my husband, who is the greatest husband in the world, the best dad, he set the bar so low when we were dating that...

I gave up on getting stuff like, you know, I would get a bottle of wine from CVS.

So I was like, you know, we got married on St.

Patrick's Day, so he would never forget our anniversary.

But he's the greatest guy.

And then just this past year when I turned 35 and I was like, you know, you should get me a card, like do something, blah, blah, blah.

We just moved to a new house and stuff.

So he got me a card, but he forgot to sign it.

So I just wanted to give a warning to everyone, all the husbands listening.

Make sure you sign the card and write something nice.

My name is Katie.