Kayla Jade
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Meet Peggy Sue
Welcome back to Storytime with Kayla Jade. I'm here with a very special guest, a well-sought-after man who has taken the internet by storm, my client, Peggy Sue. Get ready. Oh my god, you guys. Hello, hello, hello. Hey, you look good. You look like you dressed up for my anonymous podcast.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Or maybe she finished and she was like, I'm done. I'm going to sleep now.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Thank you, Peggy. It's weird calling you Peggy because I never call you Peggy, right? Only on internet.
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Yeah, that would have been a sight to see, waking up from that.
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I love seeing this side of you. It's so good. Okay, there's a bunch of questions here from Instagram, so I'm going to throw them to you. I mean, I know there's a lot that you've said that I've said no to, but is there anything that you want to try that you haven't tried yet?
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Meet Peggy Sue
Well, I don't think it's going to come out. I think it's going to get stuck up there. Unless you like put a pin in it, deflate it.
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Meet Peggy Sue
I feel like I've noticed your asshole increasingly gets sadder over the past 12 months that I've known you.
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Meet Peggy Sue
And I only say that because like you have a humiliation kick. So you kind of like it when I say weird shit like that.
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I mean, I feel like it kind of like blew up on the internet, like just all of a sudden, you know, it was just went crazy. Like me telling my story and everyone was talking about Peggy Sue. It's like people would even like, I would see people talk about Peggy Sue and they wouldn't even know who I was.
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Meet Peggy Sue
But yeah, like remember that time that I like, I made you at your own calm because you were late to our booking?
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Meet Peggy Sue
It's like burnt into my memory. I remember like you had your like legs back behind your head and I was like jacking you off and then also fucking penetrating you and you just like shot right in your mouth.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Someone said from Instagram, do you find having a huge shit a turn on? And I found this very interesting because I was like, does that happen? Or is it just because it's such a natural process, like you don't put two and two together?
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Meet Peggy Sue
Eat more fiber. Someone said, give Kayla $1.3 million. Very specific, but I like that question.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Will you give me $1.3 million? We'd go nicely towards my house. Thank you. quite we wouldn't be far off sure i mean how much money like have has have you spent on me like ballpark figure ball time yeah over the past 12 months i would say it would have to be over 100k at least at least i would say 100k wow you reckon more
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Meet Peggy Sue
I mean, that probably doesn't dent, like, into your savings anyway.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Well, thank you for coming on my podcast and risking your career to come on here. I really appreciate it. And I'm sure the fans do. Your fans as well.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Do you need another drink before you? I can see you've been eyeing my tequila up since you've been in there.
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It is a beautiful piece. Do you think you can get it in without breaking it?
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Meet Peggy Sue
Thanks so much for listening to the podcast, guys. I've got some unfinished business to do now, but until next time, bye. Meow.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Like they just know the name Peggy Sue and it's like a guy who likes to get objects shoved up his arsehole.
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Meet Peggy Sue
How do you feel about the little internet fame you had there?
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Meet Peggy Sue
I feel like you would have loved the bit of like, oh, no, are they going to find out? Oh, dear.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. Yeah, I mean, I like roasting you online and I feel like a lot of the comments, some people will like roast you a bit. We have called it the roast of Peggy Sue.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Like how do you feel about, you know, people talking about you in that way? Is that like a weird thing?
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Meet Peggy Sue
Wait, you got a folder? What do you mean? A folder of all the comments?
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Meet Peggy Sue
The Hall of Fame. Oh, my gosh. So you've like screenshotted every like comment that people have like talked about you?
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Is that like a custom? I feel like that's new. I haven't seen that before.
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What's your type of comment? What's the one that gets you going the most?
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Wow. Yeah. Like you're like, yeah, I guess like it's showing that you're like the best in the biz, you know, if people are shocked to see it, they're like, you're like, oh yeah, I'm doing something good.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess we'll sort of talk about like how we first met. And like, so I feel like you, well, you obviously contacted me through Facebook. My booking number.
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But I think you're in my town when we felt like for our first booking.
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Yeah, we went to like my hotel. And that was when... That was when you tried to get me to punch you in the face.
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Which I couldn't do at the time because... you were a nice guy and I guess it's so much harder to for someone like if someone's like punch me in the face punch me in the face it's a lot harder than when you're like angry at someone and want to punch them in the face you know it's like it's different I think your exact words were your jury didn't rise Probably.
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Meet Peggy Sue
How did you, like, why did you pick me, by the way? Like, how did you, like, we're scrolling through, you're like, yep, that girl.
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Ah, yeah, like I had the strap on. Yeah, I think there was, yeah, I think I know the video has like, yeah, two other girls.
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It was a group of us, yeah. There was a bit of pegging involved. Yeah, I can see where you like that.
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And then like, I feel like our second or third booking, we started getting a bit more adventurous. We hadn't like, the pegging didn't come until a bit later.
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Yeah. I'm like sore as fuck the next day. It feels like I've had like a three-hour gym session.
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Meet Peggy Sue
But, yeah, I remember, like, I remember you wanting, like, a second or third booking or something. Like, you got me to bite down hard on your cock. And, like, you wanted me to just, like, gnash my teeth in there.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Which was so satisfying, by the way. Like, I loved every minute of that.
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Meet Peggy Sue
It was, it felt like... Did you just get like a rush of adrenaline? Because like, I guess a lot of people listening would think like, oh my God, that must have hurt so much. But for you, it's like a different feeling, right? Yeah.
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Meet Peggy Sue
to ejaculate it's like holding the horse together letting that water build up and then you let it go when it yeah because like I feel like you're the only person that I've been with that can like actually come by not me like jerking you off or like having sex like you can come in different ways like you don't need the like sensation it's like the pain gets you So riled up.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Have you, be honest, have you creamed in your pants yet? No. I'm kidding.
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Meet Peggy Sue
Yeah, that's true. That's true. Hey guys, it's Kayla here and I'm here with Remy from On The House. Hey Remy! I'm so excited that you're here.
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Meet Peggy Sue
But, yeah, I remember you, you know, raising the idea of wanting me to try that and I was like… you know, for a good price, which you were willing to. It's not something that I had done before, like on a man. So it was, it was a new experience, but like, I remember you like giving me money to like go and buy like a strap and like the whole setup.
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And yeah, it took me so fucking long to even get the strap on. I swear it took me like 20 minutes to get that strap even on. And I was like, this is eating away at the booking.
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You were like, is she just fucking, you know, making the time go?
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But there we go. We did it. And you fucking loved it straight away.
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And that was your, like, first experience pegging? Is that right? So what you've told me?
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That's for sure. When was, like, the first ever, like, what was the first ever experience with that? Like, what was the first object?
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That's probably a first. Apart from, like, I gave you a cute little gift pack not that long ago.
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I feel like we couldn't be like that in public together. I don't know.
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Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Hey guys, welcome back to Storytime with Kayla Jade. I have a very special guest here with me. Someone who has, like I've known since I've got into the industry and who is just blowing up online. A very dear friend of mine. You may know him as Girthmaster. He's not only big online, big personality, big size of everything. So we're going to get into some tea with him.
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Is she knowing through deep threading or she was like, I'm just going to wing it?
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So I guess that's probably one of the downsides of having a big dick. You don't really get the experience of deep throat.
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The little violins. Like, me, me, me, me, me, me.
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I feel like any guy would want a big cock.
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it's amazing how like even we go out in public and I feel like everyone just respects you so hard because of your cock. Oh yeah. Yeah, for sure.
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I love like fans coming up to me. Like, it's so fun to be like,
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I remember. And, like, no one at your office knew, like, who you were yet because you didn't have your face out.
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yeah there's people that rely on sort of like controversy or drama for their content and so if that was me I would struggle hard being out in public and just knowing people like you know know that about me and yeah like I'll be at a dinner and I'll see like a table of people turn around and look at me all together and like whisper to each other and I know that like they're probably saying good things whereas if I was like controversial I'd be stressed
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Everyone's been so nice. Like super grateful. When I first met you, I remember one of the things, like one of the first things that you told me was that you wanted to buy a house for your mom. And now you've fucking done it.
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I'm so proud of you. Like when you messaged me that, I was like, I'm fucking tearing up because I was like, this is so nice. Like this is something that you've wanted and now you've like achieved it.
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It resonated with you, like one day I'm going to do that.
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I'm like, I'm so happy for her and happy for you. How was your mum's reaction? Like, was she just like, what? Like, did you like,
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I remember like in the early days they knew what you did but they hadn't seen you and weren't aware of your name.
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Yeah, yeah. Is that genetic? Do you have any brothers?
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Yeah, the first time we met, we fucked pretty much.
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I was like, I always thought that. I was like, I wonder if this is like a thing in your family. Like, do you guys discuss it?
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Imagine if you just like created an army of just like the girth masters and you guys were like the kingpins of porn.
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Within an hour, you know, we did our usual like, hey, how are you? Like these are my boundaries, everything like that. And then got straight into filming.
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I mean, it's too big a news, you know. I feel like I would not be able to, like.
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Totally. And I feel like with family, sometimes they find it like, especially like the older generation, like you say, Oh yeah, I've like, I've got so many followers or whatever, but they don't really understand like how big you are or something. So like you showing like that you're in fucking Rolling Stone. It's like tangible, like it's easy for them to understand. Like, you know,
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My grandma is always the hardest to tell.
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You're like, I can't look her in the eyes.
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Christmas dinner, like I'm over there.
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how do i look at grandma in the eyes after she knows i sling dick on the internet for a living i know i remember my grandma um stumbling across my twitter oh yeah you had a whole lot of family drama oh yeah i mean that's for a different story but like that's a whole we could do a whole episode about that but i remember like my grandma calling me and being like oh like i saw you on this because i put some crazy stuff back on twitter
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But she was like, she was just happy that I was making good money.
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Twitter is, yeah, Twitter is nasty. Like I... get sick scrolling through Twitter. Because, like, obviously I follow a lot of porn stars and stuff, so my page is just constant sex. Yeah. And it's just, it's a lot.
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Like, I'll just log on and someone's just, like, got their asshole spread. I'm like, oh, great. Nice. Good start to the day.
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Have you had any like crazy requests like on your side?
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I just remember, like, being so fascinated by your name. Like, just the Girthmaster. Like, just, I don't know. Like, where did that even come from?
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I can't imagine like sitting with my mom and being like, oh yeah, should we like get a guy?
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Nah, I know you've been, or you've always been like super anti like anything like that.
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Have you had any like celebrity DMs that you can disclose?
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I mean I actually know one from when I fucked a celebrity and I – so I was fucking a celebrity and he was watching my content. And he – I showed him a video with Girthmaster and he got very interested in Girthmaster and he wanted –
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girthmaster to fuck his wife i was like but how hectic was that when you told me i was like i was like he wants you involved i had to sit down i was like when you told me about the celebrity in the first place i was like god damn yeah god damn it all moved so quickly as well because i was like yeah messaged you and literally a day later i was like flown there yeah what a time i was so hype as well i was like
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Was this something you had in, like, high school?
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I was scared because I was like, I'm flying to this random fucking country with people that I don't know. Like, you know, I was like, what if I'm getting set up? But like, obviously there's reasons why I didn't think so. So I decided to go with it. But like, yeah, it was a scary thought for sure.
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Like I've seen you handle yourself very well in situations but – I wanted you to come so bad though.
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I think the second time I saw him, he wanted you there and I was trying to – That's right. He was being like, get Girthmaster here, get Girthmaster here.
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And you literally couldn't. Like you had shit going on.
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And especially with, like, those sort of things that, like, you get to a point where you're, like, surrounded by, like, all the celebrity and stuff and, like, you kind of get to a point where it's, like, family matters more. Yeah, 100%. Because I know, like, in that time you had some, like, family shit going on or something.
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And it's, like, these, like, fleeting moments can just... They happen all the time.
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And there'll be other chances. But, like, family is, like, what matters most.
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That makes sense. Like Mixmaster 3000 or something.
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tight you are tied up you're literally you're probably the richest man i know and the most tight man i know when it comes to money like like i don't mind spending money on like work related things but it's like investing the money and stuff setting yourself up and that's like the most important thing yeah this could end tomorrow literally only fan like the amount of times only fans have been like oh we're shutting down like
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You know, like you've got to have those, like you've just got to be saving that money.
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You're your own boss. Like, you're in control.
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You have time. Like, time to do... Time to do everything or nothing. I have time to, like, spend time with the kids and... Yeah. You know?
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Little do they know that like when I'm going to the States, collabing with people, like I take my family everywhere when it's appropriate. Like they come with me. We all go together. I'll take them to Disneyland. I'll do like their dad is literally full-time nanny. So he's there looking after them, taking them out.
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People will see like a snippet of my day or like seeing me going to see a client or something and just think I do it all the time. When reality, like I probably do that like once a week. Like if I, like sometimes I go on trips for sure, but a lot of the time though.
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But you just got to laugh. You just got to laugh, you know.
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It's the way of the internet. Like there's going to be like you're putting yourself out there on the internet. There's always going to be people that are not going to like you.
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Oh, man. It's iconic. Like, I feel like it's the best. Like, everyone has the same reaction when they first hear your name. Like, who is this girth master? How fucking big is this cock?
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As long as, you know, you have your loved ones that know who you are.
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And, you know, they're like in your corner.
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I mean but we're still human at the end of the day and some things are going to like when I saw those comments I was like damn that hurts. Yeah. Even though like I know I'm not that person. It just made me so angry thinking that people assumed that about me or like made up those assumptions. You know what I mean? And it would be the same with you.
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Like you know you're a good person but it just like makes you so angry.
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Especially when, you know, you get like people who are young and then they'll just get like mass amounts of money and they're just like – I mean I see it in the industry as well. Like so much where people just get –
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so much money and then just absolutely blow it on complete bullshit yeah like the amount of like 18 to 20 year olds that blow up get millions of views millions of dollars and you see the life they're living and it's not sustainable it's just sustainable and it's scary because that can go at any moment you know your tiktok gets banned or like most of the time it does too yeah like you've got to have something to show for it for sure you've got to have those yeah yeah no it makes sense
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Okay. So I think that's all we have time for today but there's definitely going to be a part two because there is so much more we need to unpack. So much more in so little time. So can't wait for you to hear that.
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Like, I feel like if it wasn't for your name and of course your cock, like you wouldn't be where you are today.
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Your name was just, yeah, incredible. But, yeah, we did our scene, which was amazing. Did we shoot two in one day or no?
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Well, we thought we may have did two.
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Yeah, because I was literally going, yeah, recently Sexpo. I was literally going there after and I was like, oh, do you want to come?
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And we were such little guys then. Like we didn't know anyone. No one knew us. We were just walking around Sexpo together.
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get ready oh my god you guys do a pack my back why hello there well hello welcome welcome to my my podcast i love we have the audience to just like stare at like i know side out here and there i know it's so weird like us sitting in a professional setting i know we were just like usually we're just like at a bar fucking like talking shit 10 cocktails down yeah literally
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Yeah, we're just the party animals. We just want to keep going, have fun.
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This is some massive tea right now.
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I literally shoved my hand down his pants and I was jerking off in the middle of this club.
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Like, needs a bit of lube in there. Wasn't I going to, like, start going down and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Like, girl, you got to get kicked out of here.
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And we've been friends ever since. Friendsies. And, yeah, ever since that, like, I feel like we became so close. And now, like, I see you as, like, a brother almost. And I'm like, I don't even know I can make a video with you now.
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Because I'm like, you're just like, I love you, you know?
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But like you just get to a point where you're like, you just start rooting for them and, you know, like we share our wins together, we share our losses.
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If there's any like drama going down like with recently, the kid thing, like your first thing, like are you okay? Like what's going on?
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We just like have each other's back.
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And I feel like that's so important to have that because this industry can be like really like cutthroat. It can just like take you in, chew you up and spit you out. So yeah, it's so important to have those people in your corner.
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I know, whenever I say to someone like, oh, he's like a brother to me and then I'm like, I should probably stop saying that because that sounds a bit weird. And then they see our videos and you're like, what?
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And then I think we have like, what, six or seven videos together? God, yeah, we have like at least – Well, we had those – like back when we first – because there's like – there wasn't really many people in the industry, hey? So like when you find someone good, you're like, hell yeah, let's just make a bunch of videos.
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That was fun. I used to play like really fun games on my OnlyFans and like I would do live shows where I'd like pop a balloon and like, you know, we would do something or like they would win like a video or something like that. So, yeah, I made Girth come on and do that with me. But they went off.
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And you weren't even showing your face back then. So it was like we had to be so careful not to like, because it's literally live. So anyone could like screenshot it or something.
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Oh, my God. Those are the days. But I'm so glad to see like where we have come now. Because like we started, we like we both started with zero followers.
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So yeah, who have you shot with? Who are the big names that you shot with? I feel like your catalog is insane.
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You've got your bucket list. You've ticked everyone off.
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And I knew you were like you wanted that since the get-go.
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I just like, I knew because like you were such a good guy and you were like so respectful about boundaries, everything. Like I knew you were going to go far because there's not many males in the industry that are like that, you know?
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That's why there's like so little males in the industry because they all fuck it up.
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It's very well. It's like a performance thing, you know? So you have to be able to perform, right?
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Just to think like where we started to where we are today. Like, because both of us started like-
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There's so much pressure on a guy. And that's why when, like, I will have a lot of DMs messaging me, like, from guys being like, how do I start an Onlyville? Like, how do I get into the industry? And I'm like... I like, you just have no idea what actually goes into it. Like you have to really be passionate about it and not just want to do it to fuck a, like a bunch of girls.
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Dude, I've shot with guys before and they will literally just get their whole body like fucking me. And like you'll see like their ass and everything on the camera. It's like... The viewer doesn't want to see. I mean, obviously there's like a market for that. But for my market, like they don't want to see that. They want to see me.
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No, we don't need to see that hairy asshole sticking out.
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Yeah. Do you get a lot of guys on your page too?
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I remember that was huge, like such a big thing.
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I'm probably the same now since like the TikTok.
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Totally. And I think you're just such a positive person. Like they can see it through your tech talks, like how intellectual you are. And like, it really resonates with a lot of people. Like a lot of women love it.
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Yeah I feel like every big name like has their own style. Like Dread is very unique and you're very unique as well...
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I feel like your plants as well make it. It's so good. It goes from TikTok to your videos with your plants in the background.
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I did climb that mountain. I still don't know how I did that.
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I mean, like, yeah, that was a lot of trust that I put into you.
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For those who don't know, Dredd is, he has a very large member like Girthmaster.
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There must be some difference though, because I could do Aenor with him and I couldn't do Aenor with you.
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Yeah, I sort of knew in there and just being in a different environment, I was like, right.
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Because some girls actually prefer anal with UA than like putting it in.
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I just couldn't believe it. I remember you telling me about like, was it Joanna Angel? Where she like couldn't fit it in her pussy and she was like, oh, fuck it, I'll get it in my ass. And then she just flipped the whole thing up.
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This is just like a muscle, hey, so it stretches in a way. But I definitely couldn't do that.
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Yeah. How does it feel? Have you ever had someone deep throw at you?
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Hey guys, welcome back to Storytime with Kayla Jade. I'm so happy you're here. Today we're going to do a little bit of a Q&A, something different. I got you guys to put in a bunch of questions in my question box and I'm so, I haven't like looked at a single one, I've just gone and screenshotted a bunch so I'm keen to see them. Oh my god, there's actually so many.
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sex work which is crazy I didn't think that that would happen but yeah it's been a great surprise I've got like cat hair like stuck to my face now it's like you know when you have your makeup on and then you like kiss a cat or like it just gets stuck to it do you ever swallow milk after sucking on a cot so obviously like they mean do you ever swallow calm not with clients like that's something that I don't do I don't have that
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their semen come anywhere near my face or my mouth um mainly for like hygiene reasons and to keep me safe but also I just don't like cum I just think it's really gross and it's very like weird coming from a sex worker and like someone who's in porn but I just like I'm very um I'm a little bit of a germaphobe so like anything like
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A lot of spit or, like, I would always struggle, like, if I was filming content and, like, you know. So there's, like, a thing that you do with, like, it's called, like, a spit, like, cum swap. So basically, like, the guy, like, comes in a girl's mouth and then she's got it in her mouth and then she'll, like, spit it into your mouth. It's the most like I cannot. It's so gross. It's so gross.
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But it looks very hot so that's why we do it. But yeah, it's not my favourite thing to do. Please talk about sponges you use when you're working on your periods. So yeah, so there's these sponges like I just get them from – everyone asks me where I always get them from. So I get them from the sex shop. But I think you can buy them like online and they're way cheaper.
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So yeah, they're like these little sponges that you just like –
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put up you like when you have your period so it's good for when you're having sex so you can still have sex I wouldn't say they're good for like when you're like super heavy on your period like you can have some leakage but like if you're like day three or whatever and it's just like mild then um then they work really well but like I definitely have used it on like when I'm super heavy you just gotta like change it more regularly
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they're really good but they're like really hard to get out like sometimes I've had to have like you know like a partner or like someone like who I'm seeing just to like dig up there and like get it out because I physically like cannot get it out like I've just like got my whole arm up there trying to twist it around like it gets stuck so it's it's not ideal but like for work and for like filming stuff like I would use them but yeah that those things are nasty like they will
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they will get really gross. Like I remember this one time, I remember this one time I was in like Melbourne or something and I was doing like a tour. So I was seeing like clients like back to back and like my dumb ass, because I'm so unorganized, I forgot to pack sponges, even though I was on my period.
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I think I had like one sponge and like I used it for a client and then I took it out and washed it and then like put it back in for another client. It was so gross. So gross. Probably going to get like, I don't know. Yeah. That's nasty. That's nasty shit. But you got to do what you got to do, you know? Like, I was desperate. Someone asked how old are my kids. I'm not going to answer that.
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Why do you need to know that, James? Why do you need to know that? Do you know what's weird? Like... Do you know what's funny, actually? What's interesting to me that ever since I, you know, the people were, like, were outing me and, like, you know, saying that I was a mum and then it, like, that video that I did on TikTok, like, blew up about me being mum, like...
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I've just had the biggest OnlyFans month from people finding out that I was a mum. I guess people are really into MILFs, I don't know. I was like, oh, my page is doing really well. I was like, what's going on? And yeah, the only thing I can put it to is... The whole mum thing, coming out as a mum. When do you think you'll retire? Honestly, I have no idea.
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As long as I'm still happy, seeing clients still happy doing this work, then I won't retire. Like if people are still paying, like, you know, I'm going to do it. If they're not paying, then it's probably time to exit. But yeah, like...
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I do sort of already have a lawyer, but you can be my lawyer. How to make sure you're safe with STDs and STIs. Every time I do it, I want to run to the docks. So... Fun fact, like I've never had, I've never gotten an STD from like being in the full service sex work industry.
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my brain changes so much like I could be so happy with something in the next month I'm like no I don't want to do it anymore so it just totally depends but at the moment I'm enjoying it and I'm just trying to save as much money as I can for the future so that when I'm like actually fuck this I'm gonna do something else then I have that like safety net to go on but I think like I'll always like
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Like, even if I stop sex work, like, I'll always somehow, like, stay in, like, some sort of social media, whether it's, like, helping other girls out or, you know, doing my own thing. Who knows what the future will hold? Like, so much has changed in the last three years or so.
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I cannot imagine like what it's going to be in another three years someone said what are you looking forward to in the future so the last few weeks I've been looking at a bunch of houses a bunch of country houses because I really want to move on to a farm with a lot of land and get some chickens and some animals so I'm hoping to have that by the end of this year so that's something that I'm really looking forward to and something that I've been working on
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Yeah, I just really want to have some space and be a little bit out of the city. So I'm really excited for that. Zeusina. Zeus, what are you doing? How do you cope with mental health within the industry? Absolutely love you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Honestly, it's like some weeks are a big struggle for me. I... have got a very interesting brain and it likes to like play tricks on me.
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Sometimes like some weeks I'll be super happy or some days I'll be super happy and other days I'll just be like miserable and depressed. And I think as well, like the industry, especially when I was working like a lot more, like I was seeing a lot more clients, my mental health was not okay. Like I just, I had to be like, this is not good for you. Like seeing a bunch of,
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guys back to back it was just messing with me so yeah I had to really step back and only see like one or two clients a week like I'm happy with but when it's too much it just I don't know it messes with my brain and yeah like some things you know social media can be hard sometimes especially when you know people are trying to out me about my kids and things like that um but yeah it's just like it's about having a good support network sort of
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outside of this space. Like I have my family, I have my friends, I have like a life that is completely disconnected to the sex work and the social media. Like, and when I see my friends, it's like, you know, we don't talk about that. We just talk about, you know, what's going on. Like it's, it's chill. It's not all about like, you know.
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social media and like what's the next hot thing like yeah it's so much more chill so I think it's important to have that sort of safety network or something that you love doing a hobby something to take you out of it because yeah it can be a very mentally taxing job for sure.
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someone said what is your death row meal oh I'm such a like food gal like I just love food so that would be so hard to choose but like I feel like you can't go wrong with just like a classic big steak and like either roast potatoes or like some like really good mash and like veggies just like a good hearty steak mushroom sauce like I
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I feel like I'd have to do that with like a rhubarb and apple crumble with some custard and some ice cream. That's what I would do. In coming years, are you wanting to step away from the industry and focus more on influencing? I mean, I feel like it can go like... a bit of both ways.
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I only got an STD when I was shooting lots of content for OnlyFans because I guess when you see clients, like everything is covered, like, you know.
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Like I've had a little bit of taste of like the influencing sort of stuff with like, like brand deals and things like that. But TikTok in Australia, like you can't get paid through that. Like you can get paid through like if you use sounds and like, you know, brand deals, but you can't get paid like per your views itself, which is unfortunate.
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You can still get paid on YouTube, but obviously like it takes a while to build up that kind of thing. But I think like, Honestly, I'm happy. I don't want it to replace my sex work. I get paid really well through that, so it would have to match that if I was going to do that. But I like my job, so I'm happy where it's at right now. I'm not striving to be an influencer or anything.
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I could not imagine... being that I don't know I don't know if people call me that already I don't know but I don't feel like that anyway how oh oh my god we got some drama going on back here like how do you co-parent um this is like an interesting one like So, I can't remember if I touched on this in like the motherhood episode, but like me and the kid's dad are like super close.
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We had kids very young. So, we were like literally from the start, we were just like, look, if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. We got pregnant within like a few months of knowing each other, which is crazy. But we were just so like madly in love and like loved each other so much that we were like, if it doesn't work out, like it's all good. Like we will just make it work.
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And like from us being so young saying that to now, it's like nothing has changed. Like, you know, yes, we're not together. And it's slowly like that sort of relationship side has drifted apart over the years. We've still just had that. really strong connection and I think as well because both of us like I couldn't have done it without him because honestly like
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you wear condoms but whereas when you're making like content porn like a lot of the time they don't want you to wear protection because that's not as like sexy right so yeah when I I think I got I think it was chlamydia I got um I won't say from who I don't even know who it was from really but um yeah that was that was fun but that's okay shit happens you know
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it's very rare to find someone like this. Um, cause I know a lot of like my friends have been through absolute shit partners and like just completely useless. So, um, I'm very lucky in that regard. So like he literally from the start has always been like, um, I want to be a stay at home dad. And like, I just love that I've been able to like create that life for him.
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Like, yes, he's got a really good, um, like degree and job and everything, but like,
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like he was like he stepped back for you know the kids and and then we can just like travel around together like as a little family and I can do my thing when I need to and you know so it's worked out really well it's working out so far um hopefully things stay that way we'll see okay I've only been through like the first 10 of them and there was like literally hundreds so I'm
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But I'm going to have to leave it there today. But let me know if you like that because I'll definitely do another one. I love answering your questions. Thank you guys for watching and I'll talk to you soon.
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But yeah, how do I make sure I stay safe? Especially when I'm shooting a lot, when I'm seeing a lot of clients, I'll make sure I get tested every three weeks. When I was shooting a lot of content, it was every two weeks because obviously it's unprotected.
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So I think just, yeah, making sure you're getting regular testing and being protected and being as safe as possible, making sure your partners are getting tested as well. I think that's, yeah, the best way to protect yourself. New round with Dredd. Oh my God. I don't think I could do that again. So when I was in America, I shot with this guy called Dredd.
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His name is Dredd and they call him that for a reason. Like he's got a big ass shalom. It's probably like... I would say like as long as like a cucumber, you know, like not those like little Lebanese cucumbers, like the big, like long cucumbers and like super thick as well. Like wine bottle, wine bottle thickness, like girth thickness.
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I don't know if we're going to get through all of these, but we can try. Okay. So I think I know who this one is from. Someone said, meet me in the bathroom at Exotica. So when I was in Miami, I don't know if you guys know Flesh Mechanic. He's like a content creator. He's super beloved by everyone. Me and my friend, like we were just obsessed with him and we went up to him.
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And then, yeah, it's got like the curve to it and the length, which is... Which is brutal and, like, it's so funny. Like, it's just, like, how can something like that get hard? Like, how does he not faint from all the blood just going straight to his cock? Like, it was, yeah, I was surprised he didn't, like, he didn't faint in front of me.
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But, yeah, I feel like it doesn't, like, cocks that are that big, though, I feel like they don't fully get, like, as hard as, like, you know, a smaller cock would. I don't know. They just... They seem to, like, stay down when they're hard because I've got so much weight, whereas a lot of cocks will, like, ping up. I did that anal as well.
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That was – I don't know who that girl was, but I could not do that now. But, hey, it made me a lot of money, so it was a good time. And Dred, he's a lovely guy. It was a very good experience. Okay. Obviously, I still got a lot of guys on my Instagram because there's a lot of sexual questions. Where my girls at? Where my girls at? What makes sex enjoyable for you in your personal life?
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I go through phases of liking sex. Like I feel like I could go like a long time without like seeing someone in my personal life, like, having, like, I don't know, just, like, I enjoy the time that I have with myself and then I'll see my clients and then if I have a really good client, like, that's a bonus.
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But usually if I'm, like, if I'm away for work or something, if I'm on holiday, I'll get some holiday dick and, And that'll just be like back to back to back to back. And then I'll be fine for like a few months and then I'll get horny again and find someone else. But that's pretty much how I do it. What's something unexpected that you've learned from the sex work industry?
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This is very interesting. Something unexpected. I feel like it's made me be able to read people so well. Like Any person that I meet, like mainly I'm talking male, like any male that I meet, I just like, I just can read them and know exactly who they are by just having like a quick conversation with them, which is something that I couldn't do before.
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So I guess you're just like meeting so many new people. You develop certain little superpowers and that's one of them. What do your parents think of your job? Are they supportive or judgmental? My parents are supportive, but it wasn't always like that. It was a little bit of a rocky start. So like when I first started in the industry, like I was like posting and like
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I didn't tell them straight away that I was doing it they kind of like heard from the grapevine and I think mum was more just like concerned about like safety like she was sort of thinking like what I was doing was like you know because I originally started with OnlyFans so like
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I don't know, she just had this idea in her head of, like, sex work and I think, like, sex work has just, like, grown so much since then.
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So, yeah, I had to, like, once I explained to her, like, this is what I do and, like, you know, it's not as scary as it seems and then, like, she, because she's from New Zealand, but she, like, came here and, like, you know, saw that I was living a good life and, yeah, she was supportive after that. She saw that I was happy doing it, so she was happy with that.
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My dad was always supportive from the start, randomly. My dad and my brother, they were always like... You do you. You do you. They just sort of wanted to, like, know what was happening. Like, I remember my dad calling me being like, okay, like, I've heard that, like, your mum's freaking out. Like, what's going on? Just tell me. And then I told him and he was like, okay, like, that's fine.
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Like, as long as you're happy, like, it's all good. But, yeah, I did have family members, like, not like her. Like, I did have one family member who's, like, a 40-year-old man, like, going to my – go on to my OnlyFans and screenshot all my content and send it around to the rest of my family. So that was fun. We don't talk anymore. So I think that's just...
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Like we just, we hadn't talked to him. We went up to him. We were just like, do you want to just like fuck in the bathrooms here at Exotica? And he was like, sure, why not? So we all had a threesome in the bathroom at Exotica. It was great. And then we got kicked out. So that was a pretty wild experience. It was pretty wild. Your favorite thing about New Zealand? Oh, this is a cute one.
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that's just the reality of getting into sex work. You really find like people's true colors, like the true colors come out when you start sex work because yeah, there's just like, yeah, some people are not going to be happy with it. They're not going to like it. Um, but that's okay.
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You know, you pick and choose like if they're going to support you, like if you're happy, like they should support you regardless.
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I have so many questions asking would you have more kids in the future like there is like a million so like the first time I saw it I was like oh I'm just gonna ignore that but I've had so many different people ask that so I guess I'll answer it no I'm not gonna have any more kids I love my two babies that I have I love them to death and I would be so scared that having another
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child would take away their attention you know what I mean I just I just love focusing on them like they're both perfect they're exactly what I wanted so why would I I would just be so worried that like I'd have another one and it would just like change things so yeah I'm super happy and like you know they're both from the same dad like I can't imagine like
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And yeah, I just, I'm all about the kids at the moment. Like I just don't, I don't want to like introduce someone to them or like, you know, start like another family or anything that's just like not for me right now. So yeah, just focusing on the two kids. Yeah, like their dad's like super supportive and we have like a good relationship together. Like it just works, you know, the co-parenting.
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So who knows, maybe you'll meet him one day. I don't know, maybe I'll bring him on the podcast if he's willing to come on, but yeah. Yeah. What's your exercise regime? I'm super lazy. I'll admit it. I go to the gym, like, twice a week, but that's because my PT forces me to go.
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But, like, it's only been recently that I've been sort of, like, just so busy with work and I haven't been putting my health first, which I know is not good. And, like, I start to feel it. Like, my mental health, everything starts to go. So, like, the past two weeks I've been going to the gym, like...
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like four times a week and like I felt so much better and then I've been like going on hikes with friends and family so yeah it's been nice just to like move my body more I definitely notice when like I haven't been working out especially with clients like I just get so unfit especially ones that just want me to like jump on top for like an hour it's just like that's not gonna happen I'm sorry
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I'm too unfit. So yeah, I'm getting back in the gym. We're getting healthy. We love it. Someone said, can you show us your cats? Oh, should I show them? Shall we show them? Okay. I'll see if I can find them. One second. This is Susie. He is almost two years old and he is my gentle giant cat. He's such a lovely sweetheart. Like, he'll just – he's got so much personality.
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He'll just, like, come up and, like, come in the covers with me in bed and, like, sleep with me all night. Won't you? He knows, like, commands. Like, if I tell him to go inside, like, because I'll take them outside for, like – I've got, like, a little patch of grass that I'll take them out to. And he'll just go out there and then I'm like, right, Zussi, it's time to come inside.
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I would have to say the people. Like, it took me a while to fall in love with New Zealand again, just from growing up there. Just like, I don't know. Like, cause I moved over to Australia when I was like fresh 18 or 19.
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He just walks on in. Like, he's so chill. Such a chill cat, aren't you? You're my baby. You're my baby. He eats me out of house and home, honestly. The amount I spend on cat food is just ridiculous. So this is Zussi, my big fluffy giant. Thanks. I've got like little nicknames for my cats. Like every cat has about like five to ten nicknames. It just depends on my mood. Like I go through cycles.
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Like at the moment he's called Zucina. But like you've got to say it like Zucina. Like Zucina. Like you've got to say it in like an accent. And that's the way he loves it. Hey. Okay. I'll get blue. Sorry. And this is Blue. She probably won't stay here too long because she can be a bit grumpy. I did just wake her up. But she's got so much personality as well.
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Like, she's really the boss of the three cats. So there's two boys and she's the girl. She's the boss. She... Like, is the top dog. Yeah, she's, like, she's the sweetest thing. She'll literally follow me around the house all day. She'll, like, everything I do when I'm doing, like, washing, cooking, she'll follow me around. And then she comes up and snuggles with me at night as well.
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I can't wait to get a bigger house and just get more cats and chickens and, yeah, just have a big farmhouse full of animals. Okay, I'll get Marmalade. He is my newest kitty. And this is Marmalade. Well, we call him Mommy. He is actually the most feral out of them all.
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We call him, his nickname is Merv because he makes these, I don't know if you guys have seen that like Merv cat on Instagram, but like he makes the same noises as them and like he's just so feral.
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Like the other cats are so chill, but he'll just like, they'll be like eating their food and he'll come up to them and just like, just like run up to them, whack them and then run away and just like not explain himself. He just does weird shit like that all the time. And yeah, those are my kitties. I love them so much. Someone just commented being like, boob pics. Nice. Nice.
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Do you feel that your profession has impacted your sex life views slash views outside of your job? Yeah, I think it definitely has affected... The way that I see people and the way I see especially men, I feel like it would be really hard for me to like trust another man, like to get into like a relationship with another guy. Have you ever caught feelings for a client filming partners?
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So like, it took me a while to be happy, kind of like be content coming back home because I would just constantly think about, you know, things of the past or like, you know, dumb things that I said to people or whatever. So it took me a while to
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So yeah, like I've definitely had little crushes on, like I've had one client where I had a crush on him. still kind of have a crush on him I feel like he'll just never get out of my mind um filming partners as well like yes there was a couple that I've had oh mainly just one I think that I had like a little crush on but like we were sort of seeing each other for a bit but
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it didn't, like, eventuate. Like, he was living in the States and I was from Australia, so it would have never gone further. But whenever, like, I have, like, a little fling with someone or whatever, I just get to the point where I'm like, okay, this is nice, but, like, where's it going to go? Because I don't want a relationship. I know they probably don't want a relationship.
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So it kind of just, like, either I stop talking or, like, they stop talking, basically. Yeah. What would you be doing if you weren't doing sex work? I honestly would have no idea because I struggle to, like, stay consistent in a lot of jobs. Like, especially if I – like, I'm neurodivergent. Like, I just – I – if I get bored of something, I, like, have to move on to the next thing.
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You know what I mean? So – that's why I like this job because there's just like so many different pathways. Like, you know, like I can do sex work for a bit or if like, I'm not feeling that I can like, you know, focus on only fans or like, if I'm not feeling that, like maybe I could do, try to do something with social media. Like there's just so many avenues and,
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um for me which like has really helped me it's honestly been the only thing that I've ever been consistent at so I mean it's telling something it's working for me somehow what's one thing you didn't expect to like so much when you first started in the industry I guess like when I first started I was sort of I don't know, worried that I wouldn't get along with the people in the industry.
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But, like, I've literally made, like, my closest best friends from this industry. I've met so many, like, lovely, like-minded people. Like, sex workers, I swear, are just, like, the nicest people a lot of the time. Like, they're the most, like, kind, caring, genuine people. So, yeah, I really thrived and found my girls through that.
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like be happy going back home and now that it's had some time that time's passed and like I've done my healing like I just love New Zealand like I love it so much I love the people there I love just how nice and kind and like grounded people are there so Yeah, it made me like have a newfound like love for New Zealand coming over here. Someone said, can I be a lawyer?
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So the rumours are true
They get people showing up to their house all the time. Like, this happens on a daily to so many sex workers. So that's why we stress keeping it private. I guess, like, so the reason why I shared that TikTok video and opened up with you guys is... So about six months ago, I saw a thread online of people discussing my children. They were literally...
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Sharing information that was just absolutely ridiculous. They were asking, people were asking for photos of my children, asking what they looked like, their ages. Like, I just, it really saddened me to see that. It disgusted me. It gave me such an icky feeling that people were discussing children online like this. And so that was like, I sort of...
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knew that one day it was probably going to come out. But when I saw that and I just saw how people were reacting from knowing that I had kids, that completely took me off. Like it completely put me off sharing my private stories because of that.
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And then literally like two days ago, my friend Girthmaster sent me a video of like someone on TikTok discussing... The TikTok itself wasn't to do with me, but...
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The comments were saying about that I had kids and people putting in their two cents about what they thought of me as a mother, saying that obviously I don't see my kids or I don't spend time with them because I decide not to show them on my sex work at TikTok, which I just, I was gobsmacked to see. And then also I had Facebook like mums groups and gossip groups saying
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Literally sharing private information about my kids and myself, pretty much doxing me, which was such a surprise to me because I guess like on my platform, I'm all about women supporting women. And to see that women were putting their fucking tea in front of children's safety, like, that just broke my heart. It really broke my heart to see that. Like, my children's lives aren't your tea.
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That's not something to be discussed. I shouldn't have to tell this side of my story. But because people wanted to see the drama, they wanted to see the tea, now I'm here talking about it. So I was also scared of the judgment. I'm still a very anxious person.
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So I struggle day to day with the judgment, whether it's like the fear of, you know, being at school and someone recognizing me or just being out in public with the kids and someone recognizing me. I live in a constant state of anxiety from it.
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Unfortunately, there's so much stigma still around sex workers. So because I wanted to keep them safe, like I chose to keep them offline. And there were certain people that thought that it was their story to tell that I had children. They thought it was their tea or whatever. So I decided to come out and share my story because... I didn't want, you know, their assumptions of me.
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I've even had recently when this stuff was coming out about me having children, I had someone literally take a photo of me and my kids in public, which is so fucked up. And I'm sure people would have seen that shit around the mums groups. Basically, not many people know this because I've never shared it before, but the reason why I started sex work was for my kids.
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Because I never thought like being from a small town and a lot of the time, like the people I was around, we didn't have like huge ambitions or goals or anything like that. And so I never thought I'd be able to like provide a comfortable lifestyle for my family. And when I started sex work and seeing the money that it could make,
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Like once in my life, I was like, wow, I can actually, I could create such a beautiful lifestyle for my family. When my ex-partner and I fell pregnant, we had no money. Like it was just literally no money. Like he was studying in uni and I didn't have a job. Like I had recently moved to Australia and And we were so fucking broke.
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I recently opened up on TikTok about becoming a mom and the amount of love and support that I've received from all the comments of... women, it has been so overwhelming and so incredible. It was a really hard thing for me to share, like not only because I wanted to keep them safe, but because I feared the judgment that I would get from being a sex worker and a mother.
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But, like, we were so broke, but we always said that we would make it work. We fell pregnant pretty young and it was not the most ideal situation. Like, obviously, we had no money, but... We loved each other, so we were like, let's fucking do it. And if it doesn't work out, like, it's okay. We're still going to be positive role models for the kids.
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Like, our thinking has not changed from the time we met to now. Like, we've always put the kids first no matter what. So even though we were like – I mean, we're both pretty impulsive. So when we found out we were pregnant, we were like, yeah, like – Fuck it, let's just do it. Like, you know, we had, like, we shared the same values and morals. Like, we were, like, so infatuated with each other.
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We were, like, let's do this. Like, we can raise beautiful children. So, yeah, we always struggled with money. We always struggled. And it got to a point where the relationship no longer worked. But we always said... we're going to keep it working for the kids if it's positive. Like if it works for us, then we'll keep it.
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So yeah, I started sex work and basically like my thinking was with the way things are going, the way the world is, like my kids might never be able to buy a house. They might never be able to have a comfortable living and So my goals when I started was to set up for their future, to buy them a house each because, like, I never thought I would be able to do that.
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And then I had this opportunity where I could make so much money and I was like, I am just going to try and milk that as much as I can. And it's been incredible. Like, it's given me time with the kids. Like I'm so fortunate that I don't have to work a nine to five and I can be there for the extracurricular activities and for the games and things like that. It's a struggle socially.
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It's a struggle for me because I'm a very anxious person and I'm afraid of what people are thinking and stuff like that. But I've never let that come in the way of the kids wanting – like I've never let that come in the way of what the kids want to do.
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Like if they want to go to some social event and I'm just like – if they want to go to a party, they want to do this, anything they want to do, I'm like, yeah. Like it doesn't matter how I feel. It doesn't matter if like – You know, the thought of me being like, I know everyone here knows who I am. Like, I don't care.
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I will just go there for them because their happiness is what's most important at the end of the day. I feel like a lot of judgment that you get from being a sex worker and a parent is a lot of people will say like, oh, what are you going to do when your kids grow up and they find out you're a sex worker?
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Like I want to say first of all, like you do obviously like you have no idea like what our relationship is like. We are so close. I teach them to not be judgmental. I teach them love. I teach them kindness, empathy. They are the most kind, like they're the kindest kids like I've ever met. And I'm not just being biased. They are.
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But because I've always taught them to love people for who they are, like no matter what their situation. And that's the kind of person I am. So I felt like the same with my ex-partner. So I felt like that's just really aligned with them.
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and i think like people care so much about what my kid like if my kids are gonna get bullied for it like how about teaching your kids like not to be judgmental because like it's not my kids that are the problem it's the other kids Thank you so much, Hideaway, for sponsoring this episode of Storytime with Kayla Jade. You can get 10% off if you use my code Storytime on their website.
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You know, they were saying that I was a bad mother because I didn't show my kids online or, like, she obviously doesn't have her kids or she doesn't have custody. Like, the most wildest speculations you could think of. They were all saying it in those comments. So I decided to share my side of the story and why I keep them private.
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They have perfumes, lubes, mousses, and so much more. So much good smelling products. I love it. I love something smelling good. Thank you, Hideaway. You'll find the link to their website in the show notes. I knew that I always wanted to be a mom. I just always felt like such a connection to motherhood. Even in pregnancy, like I just loved being pregnant.
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Like I just remember being like, I just love having a baby inside me. When I was pregnant, when I first found out I was pregnant, like I was so happy. Like me and my ex-partner, we were so happy. We both wanted to be parents. I remember the day that we found out, like this is so like naive we were, but we literally like...
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went to, like, a Toys R Us and was like, we went and, like, bought some toys because we were so excited. And, like, I just always felt, like, such a connection as a mother. Like, being pregnant, even though I was, like, sick throughout my pregnancy, I just loved being pregnant. I loved... the feeling of like the baby and everything. And I was a bit of a hippie back then.
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And I like, even like, I didn't take any medication. I had like, I had them completely natural. I had no drugs at all. I was like, I cannot poison this baby. Like, I like didn't take anything, even though people wanted me to like, they were like, oh, you should get it every day. I was like, no, no, I'm not getting it. And I had them completely natural.
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I remember, like, even – this is so funny, but, like, I remember even, like, taking them home from the hospital and I was, like, trying to, like – like, I just hated them being out, like, in the pollution because it was just, like – the air is just, like, so, like, you know, you could smell, like, people smoking and the cars driving by. I was, like, don't pollute my baby. Like, keep it safe and –
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yeah, I've always just been very protective of my children. And I think as well, I just, I get, I get really triggered by anything, like any story about, you know, something happening to a child. I don't know if it's my ADHD or if it's
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the fact that I'm a cancer or something but like if I hear a story like that I will hold on to it in my head and I will constantly think about it and I like I just feel so much pain for if a child goes through something breaks my heart so that's why I've just always been so protective of my children
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I think like when my kids look back on their life, they're not going to look back thinking like, oh, mum was a sex worker. They're going to look back and think of all the wonderful memories that we've had together, all the trips that we've been on, everything that I've been able to provide because of my work.
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The time, the care, like just being a present mother is so much and I think that is so much more than what you do for work. And I think as well, sex work is just trending more and more. It's becoming more positive. Yes, there's still much stigma, but it has come a long way, especially in the last five, ten years.
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I think a lot of sex workers can agree with me that we don't talk about our private lives to our clients or to anyone for that matter because it risks people invading your privacy. And not only am I a sex worker, but I do have a pretty large following. So... it just stressed it even more to keep that side of my life private. Sex workers get stalkers.
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It's actually been a really nice feeling like getting this off my chest and sharing this with you guys because I know that I have such an incredible support network of women who cheer me on. So like I feel like we've gotten even closer now that I share that part of my life with you. Yeah.
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Even though it didn't go in the way that I wanted to, like, I'm still – it still feels nice, like, getting that off my chest and not have to worry about, you know, someone seeing me and my kids or, like, talking about it online. Like, I've been able to share my story with you guys. So that makes me super happy. I guess going forward, like, I would still like to –
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talk about this incorporated a bit but obviously like for privacy reasons like I'm not going to share details of my children that's just something that's really important to me so I hope that like a lot of you respect that boundary that I do have um because the page the TikTok it always has and always will be about sex work and about my journey not like my kids journey This is new.
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This is a new venture. I'm really excited to be on this journey with you guys and see where it takes us.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
hey guys welcome back to story time with kayla jade i am here again with girth master for our part two episode we're going to get into some more juice and stories so i'm so excited get ready oh my god you guys still pack my bag so you've almost finished my cocktail it's a pretty good cocktail it's not bad it's good for the you know the juices everything coochie lover cocktail for a coochie lover pineapple makes everything taste sweet
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Oh my God. That would have been dangerous.
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Was it toxic there though? Like, cause I know a lot of those like whole boy schools are like pretty toxic.
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I actually went to an all-girls school.
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You should have carved your name somewhere.
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It's because of that dick. That big dick.
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Are there any lessons you've learned from... If there was something you could tell your younger self, what would it be?
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Yeah. I feel like males like in the industry are like lucky in the fact that they like almost get praised for being in this type of work. But like women, like they have the opposite effect. Like I don't know what it was like with your family. Like I'm pretty sure you had a pretty good – like when you told them about it, they were pretty comfortable.
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Have you seen that new series, like Adolescence?
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Yeah, it's like good messaging. Like I feel like it's so important to talk about now, especially like now that those side – like the mini Andrew Tate's are becoming like bigger. Like there's just so many that have stemmed from him.
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Yeah. And they know it's going to get the views like… Yeah, it's… And it does like…
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And it's working because I know – I'm pretty sure this is like the first generation where more younger men are much more conservative than the older generation.
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Especially people that, you know, I feel like everyone now is becoming a lot more like online, you know, more people are like on dating apps and things like that. And if they're like constantly getting, it's like harder to meet people. So if they're constantly getting rejected as well on like dating apps or whatever, they're more likely to be like, okay, well, women are the problem.
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I am. I'm very protective. So it was a scary thing talking about it. I was also worried, like, how the public would perceive me now that they know that, you know, I'm a mother as well. Like, I just – I always fear of the judgment, I think, because I've had past sort of, like, issues with that. And so it's just –
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Like they have to like, they blame something because they're just like not happy with their lives.
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So you've just bought a house for your mom. What's your next goal? Like do you have another goal in mind?
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My ultimate goal really is – I'm just winning like all around, you know. I don't even need to set goals.
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No, I was going to say, you've done it, baby.
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I feel like things will just fall into place. You're going to get so many opportunities come. It's going to be crazy. The amount of things in life that have fallen into place. The amount that's changed in the last couple of years. I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
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Yeah. I feel like I've been the same really. Like I've always, you know, taken every opportunity and it's just always done really well.
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Oh, well, thank you so much for coming on the podcast.
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Yeah. No, we always have a good catch-up sesh. For sure. Yeah, I can't wait to see what the future holds for you.
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Oh, my gosh. I'd say we will. Next episode will have to be like the biggest debrief because so much would have changed in that time.
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But just seeing the amount of support that I had from everyone on there was just like so overwhelming. I was like, holy heck. Like it just felt so good to talk about it and say it from my view rather than what like people have said on the internet.
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Well, where can everyone find you? I feel like everyone already knows you. Just in case they don't know you.
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And be careful on dating apps because if he starts talking to you, that's probably not a girl's master. It's probably a catfish.
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Yeah, verify from the account itself for sure. I feel like if you were going to message someone, you would message from your account, you know?
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So good. Because I know a lot of guys have that problem.
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So do you think you'll ever have kids?
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Yeah, I was going to say, how's the healing from all the vasectomy?
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You never had any scares or anything?
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Is it? Because it's like reversible, hey? Yeah.
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It'd be crazy to think about like, you know, when you're at the point where you're like, okay, I'm going to reverse my vasectomy. Like we'll still be talking then. I'll be like, what?
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I've still got so much life to live.
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How do you navigate relationships in the industry?
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It's nice when it's like not work, hey? Yeah, it's so nice. There's so much that goes into filming a scene like, you know, checking STD checks and like consent forms. Some of it is like clinical. Boundaries, like all of that.
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It puts you off, like the mood, you know what I mean?
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Do your dates like recognize you or like know who you are?
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I feel like you wouldn't be able to hide that.
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Because you're like on a hinge or something or you don't even bother with that anymore?
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Because I'm like your DS will be packed. Like you probably don't even need to.
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I feel like, yeah, it really is like such a big load on my chest.
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It just makes sense for work. It's like for me, like I couldn't,
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imagine rushing into a relationship because i would hate to have someone being like you know you can't do this you can't go and see this and like i wouldn't want to look back and be like damn i wish i you know took that plane with that celebrity but i couldn't because my debut boyfriend said it and then six months later he freaking cheats on me anyway so i was like i should have just gone on that trip you know what i mean the amount of girls in the industry that are like gorgeous rich famous that like have some piece of shit boyfriend holding him back i feel for him so
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much like me and my like girls we talk about this all the time I'm like she's so hot like why is she with this deadbeat loser and he's probably taking all her money as well like doesn't work at all like 100% there's an archetype of like successful women getting deadbeat dudes I've seen it not just porn girls professional women it's like they want this little like project they can fix
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What are your thoughts on like males that I've worked with? I've worked with some, not you, but some who have like relied on penis injections to get hard for scenes.
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Dude, and it just like fucks them up.
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By the time they're 30, they like can't function at all or like they have heart problems. But it's such a big thing in the industry. Yeah.
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It never like was a secret either. Like I just never – there was never a right time to be like, by the way, I have kids when all I talk about is everything to do with like sex work and my job.
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I've worked with them before and they rock solid. Yeah, which is uncomfortable. Like sometimes they can't get themselves down and they literally have to go to hospital.
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I feel like that would happen more on like I guess long day porn sets where you're like you're shooting say a few scenes like 12 hours a day or whatever and you just have to be constantly hard.
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And like it's just on your terms whereas like, you know, at a porn set and stuff, it would be a lot harder to like maintain that hardness.
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And so obviously anal is like a lot slower, you know.
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It wasn't relevant and also – like just their safety is number one priority for me. So I'm like, if I'm going to start talking about my kids on there, that's going to have people asking questions. And that's exactly what happened. You know, like I saw the online forums of people literally asking for photos of my children and stuff, which is insane to me.
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And there's guys that will definitely try and milk that.
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I think, did you take it for Angela? I'm pretty sure you told me, yeah, you took it for Angela. I was like, so fair.
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I would literally go soft around her. I would just be like, what do I do?
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No! Your head's just getting bigger and bigger.
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I know, I've watched many of her videos.
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You start getting more and more comfortable. Yeah.
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Why not with me? Like if I didn't vibe with someone like through message or like however we were talking, then like I probably wouldn't shoot with them. Like no matter who, if they were like gave off an icky vibe, I'd be like, oh, I'll pass. It's not for me.
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Oh, literally. Like at the end of the day, like you're having sex with someone. Yeah. Like if they don't want to have sex with you, That's fine.
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Yeah. Because of them, they're the reason why I work so hard. If it wasn't for them, I probably wouldn't have made the amount that I did or had the drive to the ambition. You know what I mean?
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Is there anything about you that the internet would be surprised to know about that they don't know about you yet? This is a loaded question.
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My first client
Hey guys, I am so excited to be here with you. So I'm going to tell you guys about the first client that I ever had, the first booking that I ever had. And this is something that I haven't shared on TikTok before. And you will not believe what he wore to this booking. Get ready. Oh my God, you guys do a pack my bag. So I want to tell you guys about my first ever client.
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and basically we did that and it was just the most ridiculous thing like I had to stop myself from laughing doing it because I was like do people actually watch this shit like this is crazy but it all was very hot you know but yeah it was it was interesting like you know being with a girl and being with a girl on camera like her husband filmed it and um it was new but it
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She made it feel so welcoming. And I think from the start, I was always like sure on making sure I wasn't collabing with everyone. You know, I was making sure that the person that I was like messaging, like we had a good vibe, like, you know, checking their social medias and like just seeing if they like vibed with the kind of the same vibe as I did. So she was a very good first experience.
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But yeah, so after the collab, after you get your TikToks, your social media posts, your collab and then you finish with her. So her husband actually edited it and then he sent it to me and then we both agreed on a date to release it on our pages together.
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agreed on a price you know so no one's like hey like you know you sold it for less than me like more people are going to buy it from you it's like this is the price we both sell it at the price and we both agree on the release date and then you release it and that's it but yeah I've stayed in contact with her from since it was like probably yeah three years ago that we did that collab and I've stayed in contact with her ever since so it's nice when you find friends in the industry.
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I'm off on a tangent now to go back to my client story. So he was really comforting. Like I felt like he was a very charismatic guy. He was very good looking, charming. So I felt pretty, even though he was doing some weird shit in the bedroom, I felt really comfortable with him. So once we finished, like obviously we did the payment at the start. He pays me at the start of the booking every time.
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And we went for about an hour because that was the booking time. But because I was so new, you know, the hour was up and I had a shower and I was talking to him because I was just like, ah, whatever, wasn't really thinking of it. And then, yeah, that's when he told me about how he was – His profession is very high up and he's very discreet. Sorry about that. He's very discreet.
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the girl messaged me that he wanted to work that he wanted to see me I didn't know that she like if I agreed to seeing him she would get like a cut like he would send her some money so that's like his whole thing he would because his whole mission was to sleep with every OnlyFans girl in the Gold Coast Bridgman area like in my area so I'd known a lot of girls that had seen him
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And yeah, just how like he's got so much life behind him and he's telling me his story. So we were connecting a bit through that. I was telling him my story. So yeah, we probably talked for about half an hour and then I was like, okay, it's time to go home. Yeah. go downstairs with my pleases. I definitely didn't put them back on. I was walking barefoot back to my car.
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It was not, I can't believe I walked like in those heels in the middle of the suburbs. Like I am so anxious now. I would never be able to do that now. Like old Kayla, she was crazy. Like I'm not that same woman.
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so I went back home and you know I debriefed with my very close friend we debriefed because like he knew it was my first like proper like I had seen like dabbled here and there before but this is like the first one that I really remember so we talked about it and it was kind of that weird feeling like Yeah, like I don't know what I was expecting from it. Like it was neither good or bad.
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I don't feel like an absolute piece of shit. Like it was nice getting that money because I've never been able to make that much money so quickly before. So that was nice. But obviously it's not like, you know, I'm not going to feel amazing from it. I'm not going to feel – yeah. So, yeah, it was an interesting feeling of like, wow, I've just done this. Like, I've just done sex work.
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How interesting. Yeah, it was a bit of a weird feeling, if I'm being real. But neither good or bad. Neither good or bad. And then I feel like I was seeing him. Probably once every week or two weeks for a while. Every time he would get out the outfit from the little sheen bag. I think the second time it was silver. But same thing. Mankini. Straight up the arsehole. Like...
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and yeah he just he definitely loved just watching me like pleasure watching me finish um that's really what got him off we met sometimes like in hotels or I would go to his apartment and yeah he was always he was always a lovely guy but I feel like he definitely had some demons like I feel like, you know, there's people that you just, you wouldn't want to get on their dark side.
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Like, I feel like any like surgeon, it's like a brain surgeon, heart surgeon. I feel like you got to be somewhat of a sociopath, like in a way, like in the nicest way possible to be like actually physically working on a person like that. I feel like you got to have something going on. So, yeah, I knew he was a little bit interesting, but I did feel safe around him for the most part. It was good.
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It was definitely the, like, that experience was just really the, like, the break into the sex industry. And me seeing like really how much money people can make out of this industry and how empowering it is in a way to be like, I can do that and I can get these guys to do that. So, yeah, that was a bit of an enlightening experience for me.
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And in case you're curious, with the mankini bikini, I did keep the initial first one. I did keep it. I kept it in the plastic bag. And I moved house with that mankini because it was just like a little souvenir. I don't know. It was like... One of my first times I was like, okay, I like to keep like little souvenirs. So I kept that for a while. I'm pretty sure I chucked it out now.
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I'm like, okay, I'm done with it now. But for a while I held on to that mankini and I thought about it. I was like, yeah, I thought about it.
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And so when these girls would refer another girl, they would get a cut of money if they saw him. So yeah, he requested me to come. I was in my pleases. I was in like a tight maxi dress. So the pleases did not suit at all, but that's what he wanted. And he actually asked me if he could film it as well, which I agreed to. And I only agreed to this because, like, he has a very high up job.
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I knew that he wouldn't want to be posting that out on the internet for everyone to see. He said that he wanted to film it for his own pleasure because he didn't like watching porn. He wanted to watch himself, which I think is –
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super narcissistic like I think he's just in love with himself like he just wanted to watch himself fuck all these girls and so yeah I agreed to that and I knew like a lot of my friends that had seen him were porn stars anyway so they had stuff already out on the internet so I don't think he had this like big scheme to like get all these videos and like post them illegally um I go to meet him.
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I drive about an hour to go meet him and I meet him downstairs like in his apartment, which I don't usually like go to clients apartments, but because I had had those referrals, I felt pretty safe to do so. um I meet him at his apartment and he's with he actually like hired a videographer she was female so they both met me downstairs at the apartment I was freaking out I was like oh my god like
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He was a high-end surgeon and I got this referral through a friend. So she contacted me saying that he wanted to see me.
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what am I doing like who's this girl like I didn't know her and I'm I get into the elevator and he just starts like I don't know kissing and being all lovey-dovey and there's like this old couple that come into the elevator and I'm like what are you guys thinking right now I'm literally in these giant ass heels there's this random woman with us we're making out like what are these guys thinking right now
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um so that was a bit awkward and we get up to the room and it's a really really flash room really fast apartment but one of the first things I notice is that there's a bunch of cameras throughout the apartment and I'm not even kidding you like he shows me around the apartment we go to the bedroom there is a camera like say this is the bed right there's a camera in front of me and like professional cameras like camera in front of me here two professional cameras here
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one above the bed and then like about three iPhones set up as well. Like this, he had a down pat, like he wanted every angle possible. Um, so yeah, I was like, okay, that was kind of a bit like freaky. And like, this woman's just here, like ready to film. Like it's super casual. I was like, wow, this is a lot for a first client. Um, So yeah, that was kind of freaky.
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So when I first actually saw him, he was very attractive. Like, I think usually like the client gets the stereotype of like the unattractive, like you don't want to sleep with them. But he was very attractive. He was clean cut. He smelled good. He was in a suit, like dressed to the nines. So I was like, okay, like...
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I don't mind this like this is sort of calming me now I had a little bit of trust in him now that he's like super clean cut and anyway we talk about like boundaries and stuff beforehand like he's pretty open about that and he goes to get like he asked me if I can wear an outfit so I'm like okay and
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and he first saw me through a photo that I posted on Instagram and I was I'll try and like put up the photo here but I was wearing like this pink sailor suit and these like really tall stripper pleaser heels so pleaser shoes are like it's a type of shoes that strippers buy and they're like really tall like there was a platform that my foot sat on and then like the heel was probably about this big
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he goes into this closet and like I noticed he just has like hundreds of these outfits and he pulls out like one of these outfits it's in like a plastic it's literally that just from sheen like he pulls out one of his one of his hundreds of outfits he pulls one out and he asked me to get dressed in it I'm like okay cute like cute little outfit okay like what am I gonna wear and then I go to the bathroom to get dressed and it's like this metallic
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purple bikini that I put on and then the bottom part is like you know what like Borat wears in that movie that like green like mankini so it was like I pull it up over my shoulders and it's still like the purple metallic but it's like this mankini thing and it goes like right up my ass crack and it's unflattering because I have a big butt so like it just went straight down my back like it didn't curve into my back or anything it was just like mankini down my back
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it was not attractive in the slightest and it was way too small for me so it just covered my nipples and then like my whole vag was sticking out like it was unattractive as fuck but that's what he wanted me to wear so I go out I'm like get back into the room the videographer she's standing there and she's like what's up I'm like what's up waiting for him to come back in the room and I kid you freaking not I kid you not
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He comes in wearing this tiger stripes loincloth that covers his genitals. And like, that's it. Like, he's just bare naked, comes in. I swear he oiled himself because he was like really oily. He comes in. I'm in this fucking weird ass Borat mankini. He's in this loincloth. He starts like almost like grunting like when he gets in the room. I'm like, okay.
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I'm like, I'm just like going along with it. She's like starting to film us like she films it like it's like almost like a porn video like I go I have to like walk in the room and she's like following me walking and then I like come to the bed and like meet him on the bed. He's very like meticulous like he has like a I think he must be sort of like.
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somewhat on the spectrum of something because everything just had to be like a certain way. And I feel like he does it with a lot of the girls. Like it's, there's a certain way that he likes to do it. And if it doesn't go that way, he gets upset. It's like one time, like, cause I saw him multiple times. Right.
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And one time, cause he likes the white toenails and I wasn't a huge fan of the white toenails and I usually get French. So I was like, okay, French is like close to white. That's fine. I'll And then he gets so upset that I have French toenails. And he's like, French toenails remind me of my ex-wife. And he said to me that he could not look at my toes while we were fucking that day.
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He was just that obsessed with that. But anyway, back to the fucking in the bed. So we start going at it and like I'm in missionary. He's on top of me. And he's like making these like grunting animalistic noises. And I'm not even kidding you. It's like Tarzan's come into the room. Like he's grunting, he's moaning, but not in like a, oh cute, a guy's moaning kind of way.
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And like, this was like animalistic. And this videographer is just like filming. She's just so casual about it. It's like, she's done it a million times before. So yeah, he's groaning on top of me. I'm like, this is fucking weird, but I'm like not one to kink shame. So I'm just like, yeah, whatever, whatever. It's fine.
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And then he, like, this happened multiple times where he's, like, he's a real foot guy, right? So he, like, grabs my foot and he starts sucking on my toes. He starts, like, sucking each individual toe and then he, like, literally puts half my foot in his mouth. He basically, like, deep throats my foot. Like, I'm pretty sure he wanted me to...
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like suck his toes one time and I'm like oh like I don't do that no thank you I don't want your sticky feet near my face he also really got off with like watching another woman come which sounds great in retrospect but I think in a way like a lot of men do that as like a I don't know a control thing in a way like a lot of narcissistic people I feel like like to watch that again and again
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So, yeah, there was another like after we had done the groaning on the bed for a bit, he's like, I want to show you something. So we go into this other room and there's this like bed like in the middle of the room, nothing else in the room, just the bed. And there's like this like leather saddle thing sitting on it. And I'm like, okay, I've never seen one of these before in my life.
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I could not walk in them at all. And he requested me to walk in these shoes. So when I went to see him, I was literally walking through the suburbs trying to find his apartment in these pink pleases looking ridiculous. When he first contacted me, it was through a friend. So I felt that like, okay, my friends have seen him. Like he must be a pretty nice guy.
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I have no idea what it does. It's like a black saddle and then it's just got a black dildo sitting on top. So it's like one of those things that you sit on top and like you ride it. But this thing was like imported from Europe or something. It had an insane amount of power. He turns it on and it starts vibrating continuously.
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And I just literally start gushing is like uncontrollably gushing because this thing is so intense. I like spilt out probably two liters out of my body because of that. Yeah. So he loved that. I guess like I felt kind of like... I'm sort of the person that like kind of goes with the flow. So I felt like, oh, I guess this is what people do. Like this is normal.
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Like I hadn't really experienced many clients before this. Like this is, he was like the first, first that I remember, the first proper one. And I had sort of dabbled in the like filming stuff before. So I've kind of used to like the OnlyFans side. But looking back on it, it was very weird. Very weird. And just the way he acted, it was almost like a ritual.
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Like he just had this plan of like how he wants to have this sex act. And it wasn't that he did anything wrong.
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that was crossing the boundaries he didn't try to anal anything like that it was all pretty like vanilla for the most part apart from the like jungle grunting but yeah it was it was an interesting feeling I never felt unsafe I think because as well it helped that there was another female in the room and yeah I go I went back a couple times after that so I definitely felt pretty good with him
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So I feel like a lot of girls would have had that same experience. But I feel like it was very different to a sex work experience in a way. I feel like a lot of girls either, you know, start off in a brothel because they're unsure of how to work. So they'll start there and then sort of learn the ropes and go more independent or they start independent. I started independent from the get-go.
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Like I never worked in a brothel. I feel like because I have so many friends who are sex workers and I had spent a couple years in the sex industry, I sort of had learnt like what happens in these places, how unsafe sex
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brothels are how like the people that own it take such a massive cut that they barely get any money like it's insane it should be illegal I started that when I was like 29 though like if I was fresh 18 when I started seeing clients I would have had no idea what I was doing and I So, yeah, I sort of learned through my friends, like, what was good to do and what was not good to do.
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Otherwise I probably wouldn't have replied to him. And I agreed to see him. His request was that I wore my pink pleaser shoes and that I had white toenails because he was a foot guy. He loved feet. So he had the white toenails. And when...
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And because I had had so much experience, like, in the sex work industry, I sort of got to a point where I was like, okay, like, I feel like I could try this because... I've learned so much. Like I know how to be safe around people. Like I had plenty of collabs before. So if you're not sure on like how, like what happens at a collab. So basically when someone wants to collab with you on OnlyFans,
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You'll start messaging and like you obviously agree to a collab date, send through STD checks if you're like sexually collabing with them to make sure you're all clean. And then you'll message some inspo of like TikToks or social media ideas that you want to do together. And then you'll meet up. My first ever collab was with a girl. Her name was Honey Brooks. She's amazing.
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And it was a really, really scary thing because, yeah, I was definitely doing stuff that I hadn't ever done before. I remember she like pulled out this like massive long like double-ended dildo. So like it's like a dildo on each end and it's like attached together. So one girl goes on one end and the other girl goes on the other end.
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My BBL horror story
Welcome back to Storytime with Kayla Jade. Today I want to talk to you guys about how I almost literally died from getting a BBL in Turkey, which left me scarred physically and emotionally. So yeah, I've got some notes down because like I always forget to leave little details out. I'll be like, oh my God, I forgot to say this. It's obviously from my ADHD brain.
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My BBL horror story
And, like, I remember, like, because the nurse had to come – well, like, a different nurse had to come around and do the massages. And I just remember taking off my garments and looking at my body and being like – I literally looked the same. Like, yes, I've, like, had a bit of lipo, but, like, it did not look any different.
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My BBL horror story
And I was just, like, so upset that, like, you know, I'd gone through all this shit and it just, like, looked the fucking same. Because, like, I noticed as well, like, my back had, like, it's, like, almost like they had taken just, like, chunks of the fat out of my back and, like, left, like, a lot of it in there. It was just, like, random chunks taken out.
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And I was like, oh, like, is this gonna like get any better? Like what is going on here? And they were like, oh no, like it's just because like you're swollen and blah, blah, blah. So I was like, oh yeah, that makes sense. And they were like, no, you just, you won't see your full results till like a year's time or whatever. So I was like, okay, like trust that.
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Because obviously they had got me like sitting on my butt for so long. I was like, I'm just gonna try my best to like make this fat stay as much as I can. So I booked a business class flights the way back because like I wanted to like lie down on my stomach and not put any more pressure on my butt. But like by that point, like a lot of the damage had been done.
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And so what they put in just like didn't stay like, yeah, was gone within a few months. And then so about a year later, I think it was, I went to get a revision done with like a doctor in Australia. Yeah.
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and he just like literally could not believe like that they had me sitting on my butt like straight out of surgery because you're meant to wake up like on your stomach and put no pressure on your butt he couldn't believe that and he couldn't like he saw that they had just taken chunks out of my back so like I wasn't wrong about that like so he had to like he went and like fixed everything up and I got such amazing results from that um
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But, yeah, he said, like, even said to me that some clinics have, like, stolen his before and after photos and, like, they'll literally fake their reviews. So it makes sense that, like, you know, I saw that clinic with, like, you know, all the good reviews and all the good photos and, like, they were probably all just fake.
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But, yeah, like, I got it fixed up and, like, I was super happy with it after that. But, yeah, he was saying as well, like... when you take out the fat of the body, like, you have to, like, purify it before you put it back into the butt. And if that's not done properly, like, if it's left out too long, if it's, like, you know, not purified properly, like, the fat will not last.
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Like I remember even being like little, not little, but like, you know, a teenager and being like, oh, like I, like, this is really sad to me now, but like being like, I wish I could take like the fat out of my stomach and like put it into my hips. Cause I was like really insecure about my hip dips. Like I was thinking of like surgeries before they were even a fucking thing.
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Like, it'll just die. That's, like, the most important thing of the surgery. So I doubt they would have cared about that and they probably just, like, you know... Didn't do it properly and so, like, none of that fat survived. So, yeah, it was pretty devastating results after all of that shit, which is crazy. But, yeah, I was super happy, like, after my second one.
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Like, I can't believe I went and got a second one after that traumatic experience, but... But hey, it was something that I wanted and I think at the time like I was very still much like still image focused.
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Especially being like in this industry where you like rely on your looks for money like very much at the time like I was and I just had a very low self-esteem so I wanted to do that and I feel as well like a lot of people in the industry are like constantly getting surgeries and stuff so you're Constantly comparing. Yeah. I just remember like, you know, never being happy.
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Like I would just be like, even when I got my second baby, I wish it was like, my ass was massive. It was ginormous. And I just remember being like, like what's next? You know what I mean? Like you just get into like this state of like, you get obsessed with it. And it's probably like, you know, me, like, you know, I had the eating disorders. Like I've always sort of had that. Like I feel like,
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crazy good now like I feel like I'm a completely different person like I'm not that same person because I no longer like rely on that stuff for happiness like I feel like I've I'm such a happier person but yeah we're just obsessed over it um I mean being in this industry I feel like a
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But yeah, don't go to – don't cheap out and go to like a dodgy-ass fucking surgeon to get your BBL done because like you just hear the horror stories. You hear people dying. Like you hear literal people dying on the operating table. Like it is crazy. Like I was just – I felt like so lucky to get out of that live.
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Like, you know, like I just count my blessings every day because that situation was just so fucked up. Like –
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yeah it was a wild run yeah like I guess um for like you know the girls sort of watching I feel like just like if you're thinking about getting something like that done like just please please be careful like if it is a must please be careful and you got to think about like why you're wanting to do it like is it for you is it something that you've always wanted or is it something that
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you know you want to do it because it's a trend like please be careful because you know if you get stuck in that like surgery cycle you'll like be thinking of the next thing and constantly want like something new so yeah always work on yourself and make sure you're happy make sure you're totally happy before you make those crazy decisions because they could be like life-changing
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My BBL horror story
Anyway, thanks for listening to me and my little BBL talk. Yeah, I'd love to hear your thoughts on it. And if you guys have been through something similar, let me know. Bye.
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My BBL horror story
And so, yeah, from the time I was young, I always wanted to get a BBL to like fill in my hip dips, which makes me so sad now. But anyway, so I had heard of people going to Turkey because it was like so much cheaper and I didn't have any money. So I was like, OK, we're going to try out Turkey. I'd had some friends that had been, so I was like, okay, cool. Let's try it.
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And so like, I found a place online. I was doing research, found a place called Vanity Aesthetic. They're going to hate me for this, but it needs to be told. So yeah, started like a consultation process with them, sent in my photos. I was like, this is what I want. And they were like, yeah, like we can do that. Easy. And they were like, here's the plan.
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My BBL horror story
So they did like those like sort of package deals where like they'll fly you and like you'll stay at accommodation there for like a week and then you'll fly back. So I was like, okay, cool. Like I found them online because they had like really good reviews. Like every review was amazing, which now looking back was probably a red flag that everything was perfect.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
But they had so many like really good before and after pictures. So I was like, oh wow, like this is the place. And they were really like easy to talk to like, you know, English speaking. So it was easy to contact like through WhatsApp and we were talking back and forth.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
And like, I had like a phone consultation with the doctor like on video and he was like, yeah, like we can do like what you're looking for. So yeah, I was like, okay, set to go. I paid the deposit and it's like a 16 hour flight or something to Turkey. which was crazy. But yeah, within like a couple months, I was like, okay, let's book it in.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
And I went over there and I get over to Turkey and a driver, he comes to pick me up. I'm a driver from like the Vanity Esthetic. They like sent him to come pick me up.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
and then so like what I'm aware of is like they told me that like I'm gonna get picked up and then like go settle in the hotel and have a doctor's consult at the clinic and so we dropped off the bags at the hotel went straight to the clinic and I was waiting there for like 45 minutes
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
Like, no one came out and, like, it was very, like, I didn't really know what was going on because, like, the driver didn't speak English. Like, the reception staff, like, didn't really speak any English. I was just like, okay, like, just going with it, like, seeing what happens.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
Like I'll have like friends be like, oh, remember that time that we did this? And I'll be like, I cannot even remember that. Or like my sister will be like, oh, like this thing from our childhood. And I'm like, I have no idea. Like it's a complete blank.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
And so I was, like, waiting there for, like, 45 minutes to an hour and then they're like, oh, no, you've got to go meet him at the hospital. So we drive off. all the way to the hospital, which is like an hour away. Drive there, they make me hand over my passport and the rest of the money for the BBL, which like I knew was going to happen. So I was ready for that.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
And then I was waiting at the hospital for like an hour and this doctor never came. And then one of the nurses got me and we're like, we're searching everywhere for the doctor. We're searching for like two hours for this doctor. And by this time it is dark, like in Turkey. And then like, I also have my surgery literally the next morning. So I'm like, I'm kind of freaking out at this point.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
I'm kind of being like, okay, like what's going on? Like, why is no one telling me what's happening? Like, you know, like where's the doctor? Yeah. And then we get a call for like the driver gets a call being like, oh, no, the doctor's at the clinic. So we had to go back to the clinic. I can't even make this up. Like back to the clinic to see the doctor. We finally get there and he is there.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
And so basically you have a consult with him. He checks your body and is like, you know, make sure you're happy with everything. And the first thing he says to me was like, oh, you don't have enough fat. You don't have enough fat. So you're not going to get the result that you want. And like...
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
I knew for sure like I had enough fat like I made sure I was like drinking milk like I was like I gained like from my first initial consultation like over the phone like which I was already at like a decent weight for a BBL like I gained like more weight um so they would have more fat to take
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
and he was just like oh no you don't have enough fat which is just ridiculous because yes I did and I feel like he was just sort of saying that to kind of like I don't know like so I don't get my hopes up or like he was just gonna do like a cheap job so he was like setting the bar low um so like I was like really disappointed with that I was like oh man like I
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
and like I thought it was from like fucking drugs that I took when I was younger I don't know but recently in like the last year I found out that like people with ADHD like can suffer from memory loss like a lot of them will just forget years of their childhood and stuff so it was quite like reassuring finding that out being like oh okay like I'm not the only one
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
that sucks like I'm not gonna like he already put in my head that I'm not gonna get the results that I wanted even though over the phone they were like oh my god yes like this is gonna be amazing I go back to the hotel and like get ready for the surgery the next day and I'm staying at this like budget ass hotel it's like an airport hotel it is really like a little bit sketchy but anyway I get picked up for the surgery the next day
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
and I'm, like, waiting in the, like, operating room, and, like, the doctors, like, marked me up, and then the anaesthetist comes in, and he's like, oh, like, have you had anything? Like, what's the medication you've been taking? And I had been taking something. I think I was on, like, the contraception pill or something like that. I was like, oh, I've been taking this.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
And then he got like so upset that I was, that I had been taking something, but like none of the doctors, nurses or anyone at the consult had said anything about not taking any medication. And I hadn't really had like many surgeries before that. So like, I wasn't like, I didn't know that you weren't, But yeah, he was like, oh, that's all right. Like we're going to do the surgery anyway. Okay.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
So yeah, surgery time is go time. And literally the worst thing, like your worst, my worst nightmare, everyone else's worst nightmare happens like on the operating table. Like I could literally feel everything. Like I'm not even kidding you.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
like so when you get a BBL they have these like rod things these like silver rods and they like push it into your stomach and it like sucks out all the fat so I could just feel like I just remember feeling like my fat getting sucked out of my stomach and it was just the most burning sensation um
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
like I just I couldn't even describe it like I was literally paralyzed like I could not move but I could feel everything I could just feel that and I could feel like a tear running down my eye and it was just the most traumatic thing I've ever been through I even remember like hearing like the nurses and doctors like talking amongst each other like when I was going through this.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
But yeah, I must have like gone unconscious because I don't remember anything after that. So I get out of surgery and then I wake up and I'm just in the most excruciating pain I have ever felt in my life. And I was literally vomiting blood. My body was just in shock. I was just uncontrollably shaking. I was freezing. I was crying, screaming. It was just a nightmare.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
I was just gaining in and out of conscious. I've never experienced that traumatic thing in my life. It was just... And it was hard as well because like a lot of like the doctors and stuff around me who were the ones being like, no, you need to do this. Like a lot of them didn't speak any English. So I was like, it was so hard to know like what was going on.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
Like I was going through this traumatic thing, but like everyone was sort of like, it's okay. But like they weren't really reassuring me. And I remember lying like,
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
on, like, when I woke up, I was lying on my back, which when you get a BBL, like, I knew this from my own research, like, you're not supposed to sit on your butt for six weeks, because I know it seems like a long time, like, I would literally remember, like, like standing up in restaurants because I, or like kneeling over because I couldn't sit down.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
You can't sit on that butt for six weeks because if you sit on it, you're just going to destroy the fat cells because they're like new fat cells that need to form. So if you're just going to like put pressure on it, they're going to go away. So like I knew, and I was like so pedantic, like I did not want to be like lying on my butt.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
But anyway, back to the BBL story. So I've had two BBLs and the first one I got done in Turkey. So it was when like I didn't have much money and like I really wanted to get a BBL. Like from the time I was young, I've been super insecure about money.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
And I was like to the nurses, like, like, why am I lying on my butt? Like you're not supposed to. And they were like, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. Don't worry about it.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
because like I guess they didn't really care like their job is done like you know if that fat dies it's gonna die in like a few weeks time like after the surgery and um so I couldn't even like I was just I could not move my body like I couldn't move myself to turn myself around
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
like i was very insistent on it but they were just like no no no and like i wasn't gonna tell them to do the job i wasn't gonna be like no this is like this was my research and i did this so i was just like uh whatever i was just in a out of it state anyway i was just like i'm just trying to survive at this point but yeah literally just like i thought i was gonna die like just like my body was just going through the works like it was yeah it was a horrible experience
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
And then, so the next day, like, I still can't move by the way. Like I still can't, like my body isn't strong enough to like barely lift an arm and they get me out of bed and like, they try and like get me walking like straight away. Cause like they want me to start walking so I can go home because they're like, you know, you got to get out of here.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
Like we're waiting on the next patient kind of thing. So they started like trying to get me to walk and like every step I was just like screaming, like out of control. Like,
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
i wasn't eating like everything i would eat i would just vomit up and it wasn't even from like the um anesthetic it was just like because this was like a day after i was just like my body was just absolutely and they were like no okay it's time to go home trying to go back to the hotel and i was just like i have no idea how i'm gonna do this like i like i was still sort of like gaining in and out of consciousness like i was so up
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
and they were like yeah it's time to go home and so they'd like we got our bags and they were like okay we're gonna get you dressed and then like the driver's gonna meet you downstairs and there was like two nurses in the room and then one of the nurses left and so the the male nurse was getting me dressed literally as soon as she shut the door he was just like started touching me kissing me like so fucked up and I think he was doing it in a way was like
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
he was pretending to dress me. So like, he was like thinking like, oh, she's going to be like so out of it. So she's not even going to like remember this. But yeah, he was just like touching me super inappropriately, kissing me. And then like, as soon as he heard her like come in the door, he like stopped. And then, and then anyway, I was dressed and then he escorted me to car.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
Same thing happened like in the elevator. As soon as the elevator door shut, turned around, started like kissing me, like literally the grossest shit. I'm like, How can you do this to someone that is in, like, a state like that? Like, that is so fucked up. Like, just the way he did it, I was like, you've done this before. Like, how many patients have you done this to? Yeah, it was crazy.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
And I think the craziest thing about it is, like... The fact that like, I didn't even remember that this happened until probably like two months after the surgery. I was literally in my kitchen and I was just like doing my thing. And then I remembered, I just started bursting out with crying. I was like, what the fuck? Like, that is insane.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
I think my body just like had gotten into like so much shock. Like it was just like, I know, like, we're going to help you, like, survive. And then, like, once you're recovered, like, you can remember that. Because, like, it was, like, so long after the surgery that I was, like, it just clicked in my head. I was, like, oh, my God. I completely forgot about that.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
myself or like not insecure but just like had like body image issues I suffered from an eating disorder when I was a teenager that like left me hospitalized like I was in hospital for a good few weeks and I had to like gain enough weight to get into like an eating disorder clinic which is crazy like that's a whole story in itself anyway I've always struggled with like self-image and like Yeah.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
Like, I remember telling the kids, like, what the fuck? Like, how did I not remember this? But yeah, obviously like, you know, I reported it and like tried to, you know, get his job taken away, but like nothing happened from it, unfortunately. I got to the driver and he took me to the hotel.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
And so I got into my room and then like, so basically when you get a BBL, they put you in these like garments, like these like black sort of like, you know, like the skim sort of like garments. Like it was like a black tight like spandex that had to be like over your stomach and like on your legs. Like if you got like, I didn't get leg lipo, but like,
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
It was, like, kind of like a suit that you'd pull up but it had, like, a hole for where, like, you needed, like, wee or whatever. And... Yeah, like, I remember even, like, because you couldn't sit down. Like, I was, like, I would have to, like, squat over the toilet. And then also, like, I remember buying, like, I bought one of those, like, you know the Shiwis? Like, do you remember the Shiwis?
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
I bought one of those so, like, I didn't have to sit down. I could just, like, pee like a man. But, yeah, you wear these, like, spandex things because, like, obviously you've just had the fat, like, ripped out of you. So, like, your skin needs to reattach to, like, you know...
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
the like muscle or whatever and so you have to wear these spandex for like six weeks as well also like you have to have these like lymphatic drainage massages which is like so like when you get a bbl like your body is just so in shocked and you get like so swollen and you get like fluid retention like i was just like i had swelled up like a balloon
Storytime with Kayla Jade
My BBL horror story
So they give you these, like, lymphatic massages to, like, massage all the – like, they say that they, like, massage all the water, like, to your lymph nodes and then your body, like, sort of processes it and you wee it out. So, yeah, I had to get those done, which were, like, the most excruciating pain.