Keith
Appearances
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Just I think that'd be a fun angle to take. Would you eat the meat slop? Oh, God. In a heartbeat. In a heartbeat. Look at that, dude. People are talking. I've seen I've seen deep fried butter. Can't be worse than that.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Was süß ist, ähm, ja, ich wusste nicht genau, was du sagen würdest, aber ich wusste, dass du anfangen würdest, oh, wenn du dein erstes Wort vollgegeben hast, oh, oh, ja, oh, nein, nein, nein, nein, ja, ich würde, äh, ich würde es essen, ich würde einfach sein, ich wäre so, ist es gut, weil es auch, ist es, naja, du weißt,
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Wenn ich eine Frau sehe, die in Blut gedrängt ist, und sie sagt, oh, das ist gut, dann würde ich sagen, hm, ich weiß nicht, ob das eine wirtschaftliche Beziehung ist.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Yeah, chicken feathers, blood, and she's licking grease off her hands. That's all I would say is, that make me thinky.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Something's a little off here. Now, this is downright suspicious, is what I would say. She's like throwing up bile, like black bile and blood. You okay? Oh, did you have to double down at KFC? That happened to me too. Her face is melting. What would be really funny is if you ate it and nothing happened. Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, I actually got skinnier. Whoa.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
This is like, scientists are like, oh my god, this is actually healthier than anything you normally eat. I'm like, well, it is Pizza Roll Thursday and I'm switching it up, so. I wonder, what do you think is healthier? The slop coming out of the tree or Totino's Pizza Rolls? Don't talk about Totino's that way.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Same with store-brand anything is horrible for you. When I say horrible for you, I mean that I would suspect that there's bleach in every store-brand product. Instead of Mountain Dew, it's like Mountain Thunder or something like that at Walmart. That's gotta be made with bleach somehow. But I drink it anyways, because it's that good. For no reason other than spite.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Because what, are you going to tell me what to eat and what to do? I'm an American. How dare you? That's why I say to that, well, if you do that, you're going to legally go blind from a stroke. I'm like, okay, so you're controlling...
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Yeah, that's what I said to my doctor. Get out of my face, liberal. That make me thinky. But no, all in all, Entry 1 was cool. Entry 2. I actually don't even know how many entries there are. Let me see.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Also Bogleach.com. Ja, und er hat Bogleach.com und es hat so viel Sachen da. Ich meine, es sieht aus, als ob das seit 2001 ein Website ist. Er hat eine schreckliche Seite auf diesem Website, das sieht aus wie, ich weiß nicht, Hunderten, wenn nicht Tausenden von
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
That sounds good enough to eat. That would drive me fucking insane, by the way, if everyone did that. Imagine it, you're like, hey Carl, how you doing? That sounds good enough to eat. I would go to the nearest store, buy a rope and do what you know I'm gonna do. Alright?
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
short horror stories which yeah the bog release has hosted the creepy the creepy pasta cook-off is what it's called and it's like a a little award or a competition that goes on from since 2012 it looks like that was active from 2012 to 2017 and there's just a huge archive of awesome stories that I would love to just dive in sometime
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Okay, they were vicious flies. I know that doesn't sound very threatening, but it felt like an orchestrated attack. Okay.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Ich weiß nicht, ob es da war. Da musste ein verdammter totes Pferd sein. Weil ich da saß. Ich habe mich überrascht. Ich sagte, was zur Hölle? Wie das? Ich habe nie so sicher gewesen, dass ich einen Herzinfarkt hatte. Ich war wie, sie riechen auf mich. Das ist, was Tod fühlt sich an, ist Pferde, die dich so herumfliegen.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Gott! Ich meine, es war, es fühlte sich komplett, es fühlte sich orchestriert von diesen Kreaturen, die keine fucking Gehirnfunktion haben. Und ich war so, wie haben sie Fliegen gesprochen, um diesen Angriff zu planen? Außerdem, was habe ich überhaupt gemacht? Was the fuck habe ich überhaupt gemacht?
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
The flies took me. They all grabbed onto my shirt and I was like, ah! They just got flown away.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Do you think you and your wife... Shut up. Do not finish that thought. Don't you approach me with that tone at all. I heard it was supposed to be good for you.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
A long trough... I can't do gross with food. Yeah, Isaiah ate a bowl of chili earlier and he's like... He's like, oh god. I can't do gross food.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Take the chili off the stove. We're not doing chili tonight, we're doing placenta. Do you eat it raw? The placenta?
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
After delivery, a common way to prepare the placenta for eating is to put it inside a capsule. What? A capsule is like a pill. They're not chewing it up. Really? This is done by steaming and dehydrating the placenta. You're not chewing up a part of your wife's body. I mean, this is done by steaming and dehydrating the placenta or by processing the raw placenta.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
People also have been known to eat the placenta raw or cooked. Okay, so you can fucking chow down on it. Why not, dude? I'm saying, if I'm gonna do it, I would rather just fucking all out do it. I'm not gonna put it into a pill. Es ist wie eine Flintstone-Vitamin. Ich werde das essen.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Hier ist das Ding. Du wirst es wissen. Du wirst es finden, je älter du wirst. Du wirst sagen, dass du von der Plasenten-Sache sprichst. Und dann wirst du mit deinen Freunden zusammen sein. Ich esse meine Wife.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Wird es du sein? Wirst du derjenige sein, der es tut? All I know is this, dude. At home birth in the bathtub. And if I see that little motherfucker floating around, you better believe I'm a snatched up. I'm going to bob for an apple. That's all I got to say.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Weil ich denke, dass es nicht wie Stemmzellen oder so etwas in es hat, aber ich könnte nach 8, wenn ich das Arschlöscher rauchte, könntest du mich vielleicht sehen, wie der Holt oder so etwas. Du wirst mich sehen, ich bin perfekt tanskinnt. Keith völlig straight, konnte nicht aussehen, wie ich bin. Ich weiß nicht, du bist gläubig. Ich war für Apfel.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
I'm going to have a piece of dehydrated placenta right in my mouth. I'm going to have it in my mouth like a toy cigar. Everyone's going to call me the Don.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Some decrepit old bag being like, oh, yummy! Eating the thin layer of gum, so gross, dude.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
like half until like 10 minutes ago and I'm not finishing this I can't do it I'd say what got me was like the legs frog legs and chicken feet and all that have you ever had frog legs or chicken feet
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
You would not see me bobbing for apples with frog legs. I can tell you that much.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
A godless orgy of culinary depravity is me on the fucking McPick 3, whatever. Or McPick 2, whatever menu. You better watch my ass in that drive-thru. I'm telling you, dude. That's what the person is taking my order. I'm like, and this? And they're like, is that all? No, no, no. And this? And he's like, my god. This is a godless orgy of culinary depravity.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Hey, that's me when the fucking McRib is back. Better watch my ass for real, goddamn.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
end of entry 2 man like a weird eggless skinny naked man walking around a restaurant like tugging at people's hairs just for like attention because you know it almost sounds like a giant baby walking around doesn't it yeah i imagine it as uh the i think they're called white heads in resident evil 3 pretty sure it was an evil 3 remake
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
I was thinking, I got some Silent Hill vibes from that, at least from like the movie and stuff. Weird creatures, you know, like the ones you just beat the shit out of with a stick at the beginning of Silent Hill 2, like those little guys that scurry around.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Es ist wie seltsam. Es ist seltsam, dass diese Dinge nicht artikulieren, auch als wie ein... Wie ein Zombie. Nicht ein Zombie, aber es fühlt sich fast an wie ein verlassener Geist. Wie eine physische Repräsentation eines verlassenen Geistes.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Yeah, the language can be a bit flowery at times. It feels a bit too word salad-y, but it'll do.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Ich will nicht darüber reden. Es ist so... Es ist unglaublich unglaublich. Er war so verrückt.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
I mean, listen, I see very clearly now that people want the simple, trope-y, schlock-y stuff, and that this is primary, I mean, like, all in all, you know, I know that we've talked about this before, too, about, like, we read stories and stuff. Yeah, we give analysis, but I would say more so it's about us joking around and stuff, and I get that.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
So, uh, all I gotta say is that we're gonna read whatever the fuck we wanna read, and you can bitch and complain all you want. Um, so shut the fuck up, idiot. Thank you. Well said. Okay.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Wir sollten einfach beginnen mit der Geschichte. Wir sollten wirklich beginnen mit der Geschichte, dann heute mit dir am Ende von diesem. Wir sollten dich recordieren, etwas zu sagen, wie, hey, Leute, er ist nicht hier. Wir haben ihn wie das Schreckliche. Sie sagen im Grunde, dass ich gestorben bin. Right? And then they'll get to this part of the story and it'll make sense to why that happened.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Right, right. And then you can feel bad for making those things. Because my wife sees that. My children see it.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
You become obese in your neck and your chin first. Dein Körper ist so klein und schmerzhaft. Du denkst dir, ich sehe nicht, was ein weiteres Blatt tun würde. Ich würde gerne ein weiteres Blatt haben. All dein Fett geht direkt in deinen Kopf.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
By the time I see this, will the merch still be for sale? I think. We have merch up right now at Creepy... What's our show called?
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Ja, es ist super lustig. Ich wusste auch, warum es größer wird. Aber nein, wenn man weiß, dass es in der Mitte wächst, bis ihre Hände jetzt wie ein krankes Sack werden. Und sie können einfach fliegen. Es ist so seltsam. So ein krankes Visual. Ein großer, blöder, wie ein Botflieger.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Yeah, it would be, well, it's funny you said maggots growing inside of it or whatever. I love the idea of it being one large thing instead of just like a bunch of tiny things, like one giant larva is growing inside of it. Mm-hmm.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
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CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Es ist das Unmögliche. Das ist das, warum ich den Cow auch mag, weil man in einer Linie ist, nur auf die Zeit, um zu sterben. Und das ist, wie es sich hier mit unseren Protagonisten fühlt. Es wird immer mehr verdammt, aber was kann ich noch tun? Ja, es gibt nur so viel, was gemacht werden kann.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Yeah, but I even look at, like, the food is, like, transforming on its own almost. Like, even if you cook something, like, one day you'd, like, wake up and it's like, oh, the corn that... Like, let's just say it's corn. You, like, shuck it or whatever, and then underneath it it's, like, corn, but it's all meat. Like, the little, like, you know, actual corn pods. But... So I don't know.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Also I wanted to say too, this kind of reads like a Edo story a bit, like the visuals and stuff.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Es gibt ein paar Dinge, die es mir gemacht hat. Zuerst hat es mich an die Geschichte von Grease gedacht. Der Typ, der sich über die Grease interessiert. Er pappt seine Pimplen in unsere Füße. Aber dann hat es auch einen Geschmack der Kracken-Omegara-Fault.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Es ist wie die Leute, die sich über die Entdeckung der Höhle interessieren, die sich in die Höhle befindet, die wie sie in der Meere geformt ist. Just that kind of weird obsession, which that's like a big theme and a lot of his stuff too is just like obsession.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
But also I wanted to say, I really like whenever these authors online, when they go into like weird medical stuff or like weird transformation type stuff, like it is giving me flashbacks to reading It Breeds, It Bleeds and It Comes or whatever the fuck it's called.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Yeah, that was going to be one of the things I said, was that it does a good job by not over-explaining itself. So hopefully that continues.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Now we go into Entry 5. That was the end of Entry 4. Entry 5, but it's Entry 5.1.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Bullets can, oh whatever. Maybe they're small at first. I thought they were pretty big though.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Into 5.1. So I wonder why they don't really give a fuck about him walking around. It's almost like Dante going through hell or something.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
A weird river of meat and meat juice that's just like alive and is consciously pushing him to go towards a direction.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Yeah, I kind of got glimpses of that, too. It made me think of that part where he's like, I want my coleslaw. You have your coleslaw! At that chicken restaurant, whatever.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
I mean, maybe another Hamburger Man. Bring back the Hamburger Man.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
think it works i think that the the story is like setting up this kind of like ghoulish uh like circles of hell you know which also how many circles of hell are there nine and then which is how many entries we have that's true that's a good point so i think it's that i also think uh i think it's like cartoonish enough to like it's kind of it's it's overtly gross and stuff but also it hasn't let up on the cartoon angle really so i think that like the little
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
like weird talking hamburger thing fits in the same way as like a Tales from the Gas Station kind of vibe.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Das ist ziemlich lustig. Und ja, wie wir Recyceln, Amalgamationen von Sachen.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
People eating tree, like tree deep-fried wing slop is so gross. Ich glaube auch, dass sie sich verletzen. Hier, wir müssen kurz aufhören. Wir müssen kurz aufhören.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
That's what I'm saying, that reference one is so gross, man. For audio listeners, it's like, I mean, it looks like the inside of a throat, but just the ridges, it looks like a, I mean, it looks like, yeah, like a... It looks like an intestine. Yeah, but it's just, it's pretty disgusting. It's black and white, it's just, it leaves a lot to ponder, I guess I should say.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Yeah, I'm just picturing sizzling hot melted butters. It just makes me so gross, dude.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Hyper-realistic blood. It was screaming. I ate steak. The end. Yes, of course. And that is the Burger Diaries or Entries. Burger and Trees. That was awesome. It's a real big juxtaposition between last week. Let me just tell you. I think this is fun. I think this is a lot of fun.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Ich meine, ich bin interessiert, wie die Leute diesen auch mögen, weil das ist, weißt du, Deskripte und so, albeit, weißt du, Willy Wonka, wie ein fucking, äh, was ist es, ein, äh, Tim Burton, Pee-Wee's Playhouse-Kind-of-Vibe innerhalb dieses. Ich bin immer so interessiert, was Leute finden, weißt du, wie, wenn du in diesem Art von Ding schreibst, denkst du, es sollte sein, dass
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Do you think it's more so for the, just like the creepy weird factor? Or do you think it's supposed to legitimately be scary?
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Yeah, sure. Listen, I understand that there's some comedic elements. I guess it's more so the idea of going into such painstaking detail, describing... You know, these cartoon like appendages and these kinds of things. That's not to say that it doesn't feel like it can't be like a respectable, fun thing to like read at.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
But is it trying to be that kind of uncanny, that uncanny, almost like a horror who framed Roger Rabbit kind of vibe? You know what I mean? Or is it just all in for the styling of horror, but it's like, you know, more of a comedy?
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
I wish maybe it leaned more into the humor then. Because it was silly and I found myself smiling of like, this is just kind of chaotic and fun. But, you know, almost like taking a page from Tales from the Gas Station and having it be a bit more campy or something.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Because some of the visuals were so disgusting that I was also like, you know, I wish there wasn't this cartoon element to take me out of like how fucking disgusting this is. Not to say that it made it any less, you know, enjoyable, but still just this idea of like... Ich konnte einfach nicht sagen, welche Art von Angeln sie manchmal versucht hat. Für mich persönlich.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Oh yeah, that's a Midwest staple, dude. Is that really a thing? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Have you had it?
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Ja, das ist etwas, worüber ich mich auch interessiert habe, weil es so viel darüber geht, dass es, du weißt, ein Alien ist, was ich glaube, er sagt, wenn er Alien sagt, glaube ich, er bedeutet einfach unbekannt oder nicht. Ja, ja, ja. What is creating these things? You know, and I like to think, too, that this isn't some a thing where it's like, well, that's just how you're perceiving it.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
But really, there's this other way. I like to think that they're actually weird, cartoony, big things. And that's how a alien or something would like would project something into our world. You know what I mean?
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
I can barely take down... And here's the thing, too. I bet it's delicious.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Und unvergesslich hat die Kreatur, oder die, äh, die, was auch immer, was auch immer die Sache hier in Verantwortung ist, hat das, was sie wollte, am Ende, als unser Protagonist es einfach nur gegessen hat. Und er ist so, es war fucking großartig.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
so i think he gave in yeah he gave in and he knows that he's going to become food for these people as well i think it's that that that sense of hopelessness at the end that's kind of haunting too a bit actually you have like all these uncanny like cartoon angles and stuff and how silly everything is but it really is just like a guy waiting to die basically which is uh you know just uh
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
It's just... I mean, I like butter, but to just eat it straight... To eat a... Yeah, just a bite of a stick of butter makes me disgusted. That's rough. Also, too, any State Fair Carnival food is like... Just horrible, horrible oils and all that kind of shit too. But even a funnel cake, listen, I like a nice funnel cake. I love funnel cakes. That shit puts me out immediately.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
I really enjoyed what you said about the... It's like a Goosebumps version of last week's episode. Of the Red Tower.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
I don't know. I enjoyed it. It was a nice one. We also have a longer, we recorded a little while ago, a longer episode as well. Hopefully that comes out within the next week or so. It just depends on the edit. But we do appreciate you guys listening and to all the people listening on audio platforms. Just the immediate shift change.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
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CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Yeah, we'll put that in the public. We'll put that as the outro thing.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
It's probably my betas. Well, yeah, it's a giant cake. It's literally a cake of batter. It's butter bread, deep fried, and they put fucking powdered sugar all over it.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Welcome back to Creepcast. Today we are reading a story called Burger Entries. Entries.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Ich denke, du denkst an das Ding. Ja, das ist es. Ja, ist das Carpenter? Ja, genau.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
But in this one of things just kind of like showing up to me, I was getting more of like a SCP vibe of like weird anomaly of things growing on different kinds of things.
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Ich denke, das könnte ein bisschen süß sein, aber nein, ich meine, bis jetzt genieße ich wirklich die, äh, nur die Perspektive von einem Mann, nur zu sagen, warum nicht jeder anderen, wie nein, warum denkt niemand anderes, dass das verrückt ist, ist immer lustig, nur da zu stehen, wie, was macht ihr?
CreepCast
Burgrr Entries | CreepCast
Yeah, I love the idea of like this is real and the protagonist is not even going crazy, but I think just like is not under the spell of this thing yet, where it's maybe, you know, it acts like a zombie virus or something. You eat one thing or smell it and you just kind of get obsessed with it or whatever else. But I really hope that it's like, oh, no, this is really happening.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Slick, slick back boy. Slick back. Slick, slick. Slick back baby bitch. Slick, well. Slick back baby boy. Baby back. Slick, slick. Slick it back you baby bastard bitch. Slick, slick. I would love that. I don't think that's ever happened to me. You said that like it was a commercial. Like, get your hair styled by wind.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
Can I just drink, Joel? Did I drink... Did I drink... Could I... Could I... Am I hammered?
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
My mom's going to be really mad at me. It wasn't even like that My bad, bro. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking.
The Basement Yard
#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner
What's the one where it's like, fuck them when they're dead or something?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The 1991 Wheaties Box (feat. David Stassen)
Keith from New York. Long time, first time. Sharp cheddar tastes better at the end than it does at the front of the bite. Second half cheese.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Er hat uns nichts gegeben. Er hat uns wirklich nichts gegeben. Ich habe ihn noch nie interviewt. Ich bin sicher, er ist der beste Typ. Er ist wahrscheinlich ein unrealer Familienlehrer. Es macht keinen Sinn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ich weiß nicht. Er und Paul Gasol haben mich immer geliebt. Ich weiß nicht, warum.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
I'll be the two best guys ever. I don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ty Wigington. Sidney Crosby.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
I thought we were going to be friendly here. A little charity fight you wanted? Charity fight? Charity boxing? I'll set that up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Keith looks great for his age. I don't really... I'm not a huge tennis guy, so I don't really know how they've aged. Alright, well, we'll let you go then.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ja, erstens danke, dass ich hier bin. 20 Jahre der Show, das ist unglaublich. Die Panthers sind ein Juggernot. Was sie in den letzten Jahren gebaut haben, ist ziemlich verrückt. Die Dämpfe, die sie haben. Sie haben einen der besten Defensivisten im letzten Jahr verloren, mit Brandon Montour. Und du bringst auch andere Leute wie Seth Jones.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Put it on the poll, Vijay Singh, good or great?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Yeah, but when Roy says Sidney Crosby, I know why that is. I don't know why Tony hates T.J. McConnell.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Nate Schmidt, die Leute, die gerade reingekommen sind und mit der Gruppe klickten. Und ich denke, es sagt viel über die Führung in dieser Gruppe, mit Barkey und Matthew Kachuck und Aaron Eckblatt und Sam Bennett. Also, viele Kredite an diese Leute, die hier schon lange waren und die neuen Leute zeigen, wie die Panthers ihre Arbeit in den letzten Jahren umgesetzt haben.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Das ist ziemlich unglaublich.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Chris, was machst du? Was ist los? Ich höre nur an die Hände. Was redest du?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ja, ich glaube, das ist alles. Von der ersten Zeit, als er hier war, habe ich sehr schwierige Entscheidungen gemacht. Und einer davon war, mich zu entfernen, was in Sport passiert.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Es ist Zeit für ein neues Spiel. Nicht schauen. Verdammt, ich meine... Don't Look Now, präsentiert von Smirnoff, der weltweit wichtigste Vodka. Bitte trinken verantwortlich.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ah, Glückwunsch. Ist es ein Kicker oder ein Punter im Fußball, die Sache in den Sporten, die Leute denken, sie könnten machen? Das ist ein guter Wunsch, Billy. 15,8 Millionen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Er ist aus den Büchern in der Off-Saison. Ja, aus den Büchern. Aber weißt du was, am Ende des Tages, wenn jemand dir 50 Millionen Dollar gibt, musst du für ihn ruten. Ich werde also ein riesiger Fan von den Panthers sein, so lange ich hier lebe. Ich liebe es, für diese Jungs zu ruten. Es gibt noch viele Jungs, mit denen ich hier gespielt habe. Sie sind immer noch tolle Jungs, tolle Freunde.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ich denke nicht wirklich, dass es Hass ist. Ich denke, dass es mehr so ist, dass jeder sie respektiert. Sie respektieren, wie hart sie spielen. Sie verletzen das Spiel überhaupt nicht. Sie spielen wirklich hart. Im Play-Off gibt es einige Dinge. Es gab ein paar Verletzungen, ein paar Kontroversien. Jungs, die in den Torhüter geraten haben, oder Cheapshots.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Aber am Ende des Tages ist das Teil des Spiels. Und das ist, warum sie... die in den letzten drei Jahren zum dritten Mal in der Finale gespielt haben. Was auch immer sie tun, ich denke, die Fans nennen sie wahrscheinlich mehr als andere, aber die Spieler, jeder in der Liga... Aber das war es, worüber ich gesprochen habe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
100 Prozent. Und wenn du ein gewinnendes Team bist, musst du das haben. Schau dir einen Mann wie Brad Marchand an. Jede Fanbase, jeder in der Liga hasst ihn. Und dann bringst du ihn zu deinem Team und liebst ihn. Und das ist das beste Kompliment, das ein Hockey-Spieler bekommen kann. Ich hasse es, gegen ihn zu spielen, aber ich würde es gerne haben, wenn er auf meinem Team ist.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Und ich denke, die Panthers sind, ihr wisst, ihr ganzes Team ist so konstruiert, dass Jungs, die du nicht spielen möchtest, aber die du auf deinem Team haben möchtest. Wenn das alles zusammenkommt, wie es ist, ist es eine lustige Ausstellung. Aber am Ende des Tages werden die Fans es nicht mögen. Besonders die kanadischen Fans. Sie schütteln den Schnee acht, neun Monate pro Jahr.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Und hier in der Sonne, wir sind in unseren Pools, wir sind auf der Straße.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
I will say that this fan base has come a long way the last four years, just in terms of knowing Puck. But one criticism that I have for this Florida Panthers fan base, and please, Jens, you talk to them, because I've already looked at the camera multiple times, tried to tell them, stop shouting night during the national anthem. He's not on the team anymore. Please, maybe they'll listen to you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
You're embarrassing us, Panther fans.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ich bin 100%ig, ich war am Spiel am Montag in einer Box mit ein paar Freunden und wir sahen uns alle an und sagten, er ist nicht auf dem Team. Ich weiß nicht, warum sie das tun. Es ist so furchtbar, weil sie es tun und dann hörst du Geräusche.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Bevor es kommt, kannst du das Publikum hören und sagen, ich hoffe, sie machen es nicht. Die Leute schreien Nacht und danach ist das Publikum so, oh komm schon, was zur Hölle.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Es ist das Schlimmste. Ich mag nichts, was während des Anthems gesagt wird. Das Einzige, was gut ist und die Leute schreien, ist während des Blackhawks-Anthems. Aber ich denke, während eines Anthems sollte es sehr ruhig sein. Ich stimme dazu. Wenn sie Red oder Night oder... Die Sterne. Ja, die Sterne machen das. Und in Washington machen sie ein OV-1. Aber ich bin alt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ich denke, es sollte ruhig sein. Und das ist ein Zeitpunkt, um die Leute zu respektieren, die unser Land gesorgt haben.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ja, das, was mich über sie schreckt, ist, dass es, du weißt, die alte Schule ist, du weißt, der Anfang eines DVDs, eines Champions-League-DVDs, und ich kann es jetzt einfach sehen, wie Conor McDavid letztes Jahr in den Lockerraum fliegt, darüber, wie sie besser sein müssen, und du weißt, sie werden in dieser Situation wieder da sein.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Es schreckt mich, wenn der beste Spieler der Welt, und ich persönlich denke, dass er der beste Athlet der Welt ist, gerade jetzt, wenn er auf einer Mission ist, wie er ist, und Aber am Ende des Tages weiß er, dass es so viel wert ist, um sein Legesieb zu gewinnen, vor allem im Hockey. Es bedeutet so viel mehr, ein Legesieb zu gewinnen, als irgendein anderer Sport.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ich denke, er ist einer dieser Jungs, der jeden Tag geführt wird. Er ist nicht nur glücklich, der beste Spieler in der Liga zu sein. Er will auswählen und Wettbewerbe gewinnen. Wenn er auf einer Mission ist, wie er jetzt aussieht, ist es definitiv furchtbar. Ich bin so sicher wie ich in den Panthers. Er ist ein wirkliches Anliegen. Und dann mit einem 1A, 1B, mit ihm und Leon Dreisaitl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Es ist eine furchtbare Konkurrenz jedes Spiel. Und sie spielen wirklich gut. Aber wie wir vorhin in der Show gesagt haben, müssen wir diese Serie zu Ende bringen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ich würde sagen, dass der Einzige, der ihm nahe ist, ist Shohei, weil er natürlich Patrick Mahomes macht. Aber ich denke einfach nur an den Athletismus, dass er so schnell skaten kann, wie Conor. Und wie er den Puck handeln kann und die Spieler um ihn herum noch besser machen kann. Ich glaube nicht, dass es einen Sportler gibt, der so dominieren kann, wie er es macht. Hockey ist so hart.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Du gehst zu einem Spiel, da ist nicht viel Raum auf dem Eis. Es ist so hart, NHL-Spieler eins zu eins zu schlagen oder sie zu verletzen. Und er macht das fast jede Nacht. Das ist der Grund, warum ich ein bisschen gebiased bin. Wie hart das Spiel ist für manche Leute, auch für mich, die in der Liga gespielt haben. Es ist hart, aber für ihn sieht es so einfach aus, jede Nacht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ja, 100 Prozent. Und ich denke, er ist einer von diesen Jungs, die, wenn du ihn fragen würdest, würde er Florida gewinnen wollen. Er würde nicht einen einfacheren Matchup haben wollen. Oh, komm schon, Jans. Jans, er will Carolina. Komm schon. Ich denke ehrlich gesagt, er ist unterschiedlich eingeführt. Ich denke, Leute sprechen darüber, ob sie das Pferd in ihnen haben oder was auch immer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Aber ich denke ehrlich gesagt, er hat diese Art von Mentalität, wo er die Dreckung schlagen will. Und er will nichts von ihm geben. Und er will rausgehen und es verdienen. Es wird immer noch eine schwierige Aufgabe sein, das bei meinen Katzen zu tun.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Die Sache ist, er bekommt eine Ambassador Jacket. Der Mann hat nie eine Minute für das Team gespielt. Ich weiß, dass er gegen ihn ein Tor gespielt hat und es war wie ein Charity-Spiel, das wir ihm gespielt haben, weil er aus diesem Bereich war und sein Vater ihn nicht gespielt hat. Also gingen wir zu der GM und der Trainer und sagten uns, können wir bitte Paul in dieses Spiel setzen?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Sein Vater hat ihn nie gespielt. Also ja, ich verstehe es wirklich nicht. Aber am Ende des Tages ist es so gut für unser Spiel. Die Aufmerksamkeit, die er jeden Abend bringt, besonders auf TNT und auf dem Podcast, und er bringt die Persönlichkeiten der Jungs heraus. Er ist ein unglaublich, unglaubliches Asset für die NHL.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ja, es ist seit 1993 passiert, dass ein kanadischer Team das Wettbewerb gewonnen hat. Und ich würde hier liegen, wenn ich gesagt hätte, dass ich darüber nicht glücklich war. Ich liebe die Tatsache, dass die Stanley Cup hier ist. Nein, ich glaube nicht, dass es hier bleibt. Es wird diesen Sommer eine schöne Tanne bekommen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Sprechst du von hier zu bleiben? Schreib mir ein Bild, wie wir Sam Bennett nächsten Saison halten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ja, das ist das Größte. Ich denke, die ganze Liga schaut darauf hin, weil der Einfluss, den er bringt, natürlich während einer 82-Saison, wie er spielt, er wird dir nicht 100 oder 110 Punkte geben, aber wenn das Puck in den Playoffs fällt, ist er wahrscheinlich der Nummer eins, den jede Mannschaft auf ihrem Team wollen würde, weil er jede Nacht was bringt. Er ist ein Herz und Seele.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ich denke ehrlich gesagt, dass er hier in Florida bleiben wird. Ich denke, es hat mich ein wenig erschrocken. Er ist ein Toronto-Mann. Es hat mich ein wenig erschrocken, dass er nach Toronto gehen würde. Aber die Art und Weise, wie sie ihn behandelt haben, nachdem er, weißt du, dass er schlussendlich in den Torhüter gerannt hat und ihn für die Serie ausgeschlagen hat und er getötet wurde.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ich denke, sie haben sich selbst in den Fuß geschlagen in diesem Wettbewerb. Natürlich hatte ich keine Ahnung. Und das ist alles Spekulation. Aber ich denke, dass, wenn es eine Chance gab, dass er dort signieren würde, haben sie es kaputt gemacht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Ich liebe Brad, ich habe mit ihm im Junioren gespielt. Ich kenne ihn, seit er 16 oder 17 Jahre alt ist. Er ist in Boston, er ist in der Sommerzeit da, also würde ich mit ihm Skaten und Workouts machen. Ich kenne ihn ein bisschen anders als andere Leute, wo sie einfach seine Antiken auf dem Eis kennen und Leute licken und Leute schlagen. Aber ich kenne ihn aus dem Eis, kenne, wie gut er ist.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Also habe ich ein bisschen andere Aspekte. Wenn ich ein Fan von Montreal Canadiens wäre und dann, weißt du, ihn hassen würde und dann getradet würde, dann würde ich ihn immer noch hassen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Wir haben einen Panthers-Fan in unserer Mitte, ich nenne keine Namen, der zu diesem Tag nicht mehr sagt, er ist der Typ, der sagt, nein, ich werde ihn nie verraten. Was sagst du dem Panthers-Fan?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
Weißt du was, wenn du die Mannschaft wirklich liebst und er die Mannschaft gewinnt, kannst du dafür glücklich sein, aber ich respektiere auch jemanden, der einen Athleten wirklich hasst, weil ich da schon war und ich Leute kennengelernt habe, die ich nicht mag. Who do you truly hate? Name one. My least favorite athlete of all time is probably Vijay Singh, and I don't know why.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Keith Yandle Hates Vijay Singh
What did he do to you, Vijay?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ja, für mich war es... Zuerst einmal, danke, dass du mich kennengelernt hast. Es ist eine Ehre, hier auf dem Show zu sein. Für mich ist es... Ich komme aus einer blauen Höhle. Mein Vater ist Fahrradfahrer. Beide meine Eltern arbeiteten für FedEx. Und ich habe niemals einen Tag des Arbeits verpasst. Mein Vater arbeitete über Nacht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich kam nach Hause, arbeitete einen anderen Job, habe dann Hockey gecoacht. Meine Mutter machte das gleiche, sie arbeitete zwei Jobs. Für mich war das das Gefühl der Verantwortung, für die Arbeit zu zeigen, für die Leute, die mich bezahlen. Ich spielte Hockey, ich war nicht so verrückt, ich hatte Spaß.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ein Teil davon ist auch Job-Sicherheit, weil manchmal, wenn du ein Spiel verpasst, kommt ein junger Mann rein und nimmt deinen Platz. Und das nächste, was du weißt, ist, dass du in den Minern bist oder deine Karriere vorbei ist. Also für mich war es wahrscheinlich viel mehr Job-Sicherheit und einfach, um draußen zu sein und mit den Jungs zu haben.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ja, auch wenn es Hockey ist, sind die Kontrakte garantiert. Sie haben eine gute Union. Das ist ein guter Bonus. Es gibt so viele gute Spieler in der Welt. Es gibt junge und starke Spieler, die bereit und bereit sind, ihre Arbeit zu machen. Ich wollte nie jemanden haben, der die Möglichkeit hat, meine Arbeit zu machen. Ich hatte Freude daran, ein guter Powerplay-Spieler zu sein.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich liebe es, auf dem Powerplay zu sein. Ich werde hier Tom Wilson und seine Gesichter aufschlagen, weil er zwei Tore hatte und natürlich nur einen Puck im Gesicht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ja, er hätte vielleicht einen Sinus oder so gebrochen, so wie er bei Snifflin war. Aber ich hatte eine ähnliche Situation. Ich wurde in den Gesicht geschlagen, habe meinen oberen Bein gebrochen. Ich habe etwa neun Zähne verloren oder so etwas.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Und ich kam am nächsten Tag zum Rennen und Bobby Orr, der vermutlich der größte Verteidiger, der jemals gespielt hat, war einfach im Lockerraum und er hat mich geschaut. Und ich konnte nicht sprechen, weil meine Mulde gezwungen war. Er hat mich geschaut und hat seinen Kopf geschlagen. Er hat gesagt, Wenn du Skaten kannst, kannst du auch spielen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Und ich dachte mir, okay, jetzt spiele ich definitiv heute Abend. Es gab keine Angst, wenn Bobby Orr, nicht, dass ich dich ausrufe, aber du weißt, was die älteren Jungs durchgemacht haben, um die Liga so weit zu bringen, dass du niemanden runterlassen kannst.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Es war kein Schmerz, es war ein gesundes Schmerz. Es war mein Spiel, ich spielte absolute Scheiße. Ich hatte es verdient. Es war eine dieser Saison... Ich wusste nicht, ob ich spielen würde. Niemand hat mir das gesagt. Für mich war es einfach so, dass ich es wie ein Mann genommen habe. Ich habe es verdient. Wenn ich gut gespielt hätte, wäre ich sicher, dass sie mich gespielt hätten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich bin mir sicher, dass es viele Male in meiner Karriere passieren könnte, aber viele Trainer haben das, was ich tue, respektiert. Es musste zu einem Ende kommen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ja, es ist schwierig. Ich denke, wenn man sich alle Teams in der Liga anschaut, was Boston im Sommer getan hat, ist, dass es größer geworden ist. Sie versuchen, sich aufzuwenden und in Florida zu spielen. Sie sehen, was Florida in den letzten zwei Jahren getan hat. Sie haben die Teams in den Playoffs verletzt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Sie sind nicht die größte Mannschaft in der Liga, aber sie spielen hart, sie holen Tore. Sie bringen vier Linien an, jedes Spiel. Es gibt keine Zeit, sie zu spielen, wenn man gegen sie spielt. Ich denke auch, dass die Rangers, obwohl Jacob Trouba ein großer, starker, starker Verteidiger ist, dass sie in eine andere Richtung gehen mussten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich bin interessiert, zu sehen, was Chris Furry auf seiner Schulter hat. Ein klügerer Typ, der in dieser Liga großartige Dinge gemacht hat. Ich denke, dass sie einen großen Splash haben werden, weil am Ende des Tages weiß jeder, dass der Cup, besonders im Osten, durch Südflorida läuft.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
In Florida gibt es einen Trainer namens Timmy. Wir nennen ihn Mr. Miyagi. Er hat sehr starke Finger. Er hat sehr starke Finger. Er hat sehr starke Finger. Er hat sehr starke Finger. Er hat sehr starke Finger. Er hat sehr starke Finger. Ich hätte es lieber mit seinen Händen. Dieser Typ hatte die Hände wie ein griechischer Gott. Aber ich hatte das auch schon.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich habe noch nie jemanden gesehen, der von einem Walker gehalten wurde. Das ist ein neuer. Das ist ein neuer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Are you getting paid to do this?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Excellent, yes. Well, yeah, you see my Patriots helmet right here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Am Ende sieht es aus, als würde er seinen Sohn helfen. Das ist alles, was ich gehört habe, dass sein Sohn Steven den Job übernehmen wird. Als Vater von zwei bin ich für die nächste Generation deiner Familie. Das ist gut für ihn. Natürlich will der Mann immer noch coachen. Ich dachte, er würde immer noch in der NFL sein, wenn er will. Aber hey, warum geht man nicht nach Chapel Hill?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich konnte nicht mal in die Schule kommen. Glücklicherweise haben wir im Hockey-Bereich Major-Juniors. Du kannst spielen gehen, du kannst in Kanada spielen gehen und in die Schule gehen. Also für mich, ich hätte diesen Telefon-Call genommen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ja, wie es in einigen Ivy-League-Klubsen war. Mein Vater würde mich anrufen und sagen, du hast den falschen Anruf.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Yeah, funny story. Brown called me and my dad said, the only brown that kid will be seeing is in his underwear.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich wusste, was mein GPA war. Ich wusste, dass ich nicht in eine Ivy League Schule kommen würde. Und mein Vater ist ein Streitschütter. Er wollte niemanden in die falsche Richtung führen. Er wollte einfach ein bisschen Zeit versparen. Also freue ich mich, dass ich das gemacht habe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ja, ich denke, es passiert mehr, als die Leute denken. Es gibt Zeiten, in jeder Karriere, wo ein Team in die nächste Richtung geht. Obwohl er der Kapitän der Mannschaft ist, ist er ein guter Spieler für sie. Ich kenne Jacob, er ist ein guter Kerl, er ist gut in der Gemeinschaft, er macht viel Charitärarbeit, er ist ein guter amerikanischer Junge.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich bin sicher, dass es eine schwierige Entscheidung war, aber am Ende des Tages ist es ein Geschäft. Besonders in New York, wenn es eine Win-now-Mentality ist. Obwohl sie es noch nie gewonnen haben, ist es jedes Jahr ihr Hauptziel, den Stanley Cup zu gewinnen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich denke, die Art und Weise, wie sie es gemacht haben, vielleicht hat es die Medien etwas verärgert, aber ich habe gehört, dass das nicht vom Rangers-Bereich gelaufen ist. Das passiert alles während der Karriere. Wenn Jacob Trubel 5- oder 6-Millionen-Dollar verdient hätte, würden wir nicht sagen, dass er immer noch ein New York Ranger sein würde.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ja, das stimmt. Trouba hat es auch gesagt. Es ist ein Wunsch an den Rangern, als Kapitän zu werden. Es gab zwei große Amerikaner vor ihm, Ryan Callaghan und Ryan McDonough. Ich glaube, er folgt diesen Fortschritten. einen großen Kontrakt zu signen und dann zu handeln und anderswo zu gehen. Aber die anderen Jungs, wie Ryan Callahan und Ryan McDonough, haben die Stanley Cups nach New York gewonnen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich hoffe nichts, aber das Beste für Jacob.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
I thought that was McLovin.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ja, in den Finals, in den Back-to-Back-Jahren, ist es keine Lüge. Ja, ich lebe immer noch hier. Ich sehe diese Jungs immer noch. Sie sind einfach eine starke Gruppe. Ich glaube wirklich, dass sie nicht zufrieden sind, mit einem Stanley Cup zu gewinnen. Ich glaube, sie wissen, dass sie etwas Besonderes haben. Ich glaube, wenn du in dieser Liga spielst, passiert es nicht jedem.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Du bekommst diese Möglichkeit nicht immer. Und ich glaube, dass diese Jungs wirklich den ganzen Vorteil von dem haben. Sie haben einen der besten Torhüter der Liga. Sascha Barkov ist wahrscheinlich In meiner Meinung ist er der beste Allround-Spieler in der Liga. Matthew Kaczuk, ein Typ, der von in den Lockerräumen und auf dem Eis leiden kann. Ein großartiges Erzeugnis von ihm.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Aaron Eckblatt, ein Kind, das hier immer war. Das größte Ding ist, dass es dieses Jahr viele Spieler gibt, die im Vier-Nationen-Tournament spielen, die Finnland, Schweden, den USA und Kanada repräsentieren. Nach dem Tournament werden wir sehen, wie sie sich in der Fatigue befinden.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Aber ich denke, das wird ein großer Test für sie sein, das Tournament durchzuführen, die Jungs gesund zu halten und auf einen weiteren Rund zu gehen. Denn am Ende des Tages sind sie für einen weiteren Rund gebaut.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich war aus der Stadt, leider. Aber mein Lieblings-All-Time-Reality oder Bravo-Show, gerade ist es wahrscheinlich unter Deck.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ich liebe Sandy. Sie ist alt. Ich habe sie schon oft in Fort Lauderdale gesehen. Sie ist gerade verheiratet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Nein, ich wurde eingeladen, aber ich war aus der Stadt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Ja, ich mag Kate. Kate ist gut. Alle Shows sind großartig. Es ist einfach etwas, das man aufhören kann, den Kopf aufschalten kann und sich am Ende des Tages besser fühlen kann.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Nicht viel. Bill Zito kam rein, hatte eine neue Vision, wie die Mannschaft läuft. Ich habe mit ihm gesprochen und dachte, das wäre die beste Entscheidung. Das ist eine gute Sache, wenn du älter wirst. Du hast keine Bewegungsklausel in deinen Kontrakten. Das Einzige, was sie tun können, ist, dich rauszuholen. Keine schweren Gefühle, was passiert. Was sie natürlich gemacht haben, ist Arbeit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Sie sind seit ich weg bin ein Wagen. Es ist eines von diesen Dingen, wo du nichts wünschst. Ich habe mit vielen Leuten hier gespielt und viele tolle Leute in diesem Raum. Still a fan of the team, still love being around here and rooting them on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Mein Kontrakt wäre in den letzten zwei Jahren aufgewachsen. Ich hätte mich in den letzten zwei Jahren aufgeworfen. Mein Körper war fertig. 16 Jahre lang. Ich glaube nicht, dass ich für zwei weitere Jahre da sein würde.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hammies Feed The Wolf (Feat. Keith Yandle)
Das hilft wahrscheinlich ein bisschen, weil ich weiß, dass vielleicht, wenn sie das Jahr gewünscht hätten, ich dort sein sollte, dann wäre es ein bisschen schwieriger, mich zu bewegen. Aber wie gesagt, die Trainers dort, die Spieler, die noch hier sind, mit denen ich gespielt habe, ich liebe diese Leute. Viele Leute im Management, die Scouts. Ich bin 100% ehrlich. Das ist toll. Es ist hart.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
So we followed those, had lots of discussions about North Carolina.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
Yeah, thanks, Bubba. And Seth, I appreciate the question. As the vice chair, I managed all the conversations that we had about North Carolina, and we had quite a few. Our policies require the AD of any school to recuse themselves and actually leave the room for those discussions. And they're not allowed to participate in any vote as well.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Cookies w/ Amy Poehler
Let me tell you something. All right. You want to know something? That accent will get you everywhere.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Cookies w/ Amy Poehler
Say some words in your British accent. Yeah. You're Satan British. Say schedule.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Cookies w/ Amy Poehler
You go, everything sounds better with a British accent. You know what? I wish we had accents. Me too.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Cookies w/ Amy Poehler
Christmas goose. Goose. I'd like to give you a Christmas goose. You know what? I'll give it to you every day of the year, 365 days of the year. Every day is Christmas with me. Yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Cookies w/ Amy Poehler
You know what else is gross? You know what else is gross? Sweetbreads. Sweetbreads? Disgusting. Disgusting. You think you're eating a cake? You think you're getting a cake? You lose. It's pancreas.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Do people know? Let's reiterate if people don't know.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Because what they did was way worse or because what they did was way better?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
It really does look like you're here already.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
We probably didn't want him to do it because he was so turbot white. You know, we were just like, oh, get out of here. You're ruining the vibe, Seth.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Oh, okay. All right. Can I just say that I thought I was a more popular character on the show to be so lambasted.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
And Danny Brown, also the fucking triad of awesome Detroit dudes.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I just asked her what her idea for a theme song would be because she was saying that she would want to do one. And then she sent that in and then we didn't bother to rerecord her because we were like, that was great.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
No, you were succinct and wonderful. And Greg's the homie.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
No. Oh, no. No. I mean, but the vest was me.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Oh, man, I was going to feel bad for saying that this vest fucks and that jizz should be something that people. But then at the end of that message, I was like, I guess it's fine that that kid is up on game.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Oh, you think that that person might be in college? It could be university.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Wait, what was that kid's name? Yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
You know I do because we watched it together.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
It might be the longest part in movie history, right? And it's like a lot.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Can I say the funniest part of it, though? It was after that, because then they both fall out laughing, like... That's what bonds them. But then you're like, you're in the same room. You're still smelling the fart.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
In a movie, yeah. Like an Oscar-y kind of movie, for sure.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Maybe Swiss Army Man would top it, potentially. Oh, that's interesting. Swiss Army Man's got some really good ones.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
No, no, you try. Let's do it. Put that top hat on.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I know that's like a... Her Majesty's Voice, I believe.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I was fucking quick on the draw on that one. Ping pong.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
He found a fucking flaw in the ointment.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
So many dreams realized on this pod.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
First of all, thank you for such astute observations, Nick, and questions. Yeah, let's just assume that we're super smart, I would say.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yeah, that would be weird to me. Jizz in my trousers would probably not work as well.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I would say the most Canadian thing that was mentioned about him and pointed out was that I believe he has a little lapel pin that he wears occasionally, which is this tiny little flower. It's like some distinction from the Canadian government.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
right is am i am i making this up i feel like this is a thing and it was when we were traveling to canada with him that i noticed that he was wearing it and someone pointed out what it was for but i in my mind it was like a diplomatic pin that like allowed him to get into customs without going through customs or something like that i don't think that's true i like him having canada pride which he certainly does yeah i haven't the foggiest about that yarm but oh good i hope i made it up entirely
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yeah. Well, there you go. It's a fun little factoid.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
My kids are a little young. There's very few things I've ever played of our stuff because there's so much cursing. So they've listened to YOLO because that has no cursing. And that's not true. My four-year-old was recently saying lines from something new we were working on, and it was filled with cursing. And I realized I was a bad parent. My sketch that I would say...
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
This was just the first thing that popped in my head was a Monty Python sketch that is the coal miner sketch where a son comes home and says that he wants to be a coal miner to a family of actors. And the actors are all playing it as if the life of an actor is super hard and like very, very blue collar and like you're really doing the work.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
There were a lot of comments that were comparing me to a bag of trash, I noticed, which is normal guy wearing a normal vest, like Dream Girl.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
And the son is like, but I want to be a coal miner, daddy. And he's like, wow, what's wrong? And he's like, I don't want to go to gala luncheons. What's wrong with gala luncheons? And I fucking always loved it. And I actually ripped it off on a sketch called Math Whizzes versus History Buffs.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
It was a Matthew Fox episode and wrote a sketch that was just a complete rip off of that sketch because I always loved it. Keeve, what's yours?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yeah, I think it was like required.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yeah. Bag of trash. Dream girl references. Our own work being used against me. Don't compare me to a bag of trash.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
unit and you know what it made me think it made me think man i'm blowing it i have a lovely place that i could be uh doing the same thing with i would love to share it with the world it's a great way for people to have lovely experiences in and what am i doing i'm just blowing it because it feels like it's more of a vacation in an airbnb it's not a hotel you don't have to feel like you're just visiting a city you're living in a city and anyway i felt like i was really um
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
One of the comments that I didn't like, which was from, I believe, Baze sent this in, said that I looked like a goth crossing guard.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
This one is stress balls that would have pictures of your enemy's faces on them so that you could relieve stress And it's kind of like a voodoo thing where you could, you know, smash people. I don't know. Don't take these ideas. You guys, I'll probably do them. And with Shopify, starting that great business idea of mine can be so easy. There are so many things to do and check off your list.
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Listener Q&A Episode 6
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Listener Q&A Episode 6
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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Wow, that got super real and awesome. Like, that's fucking cool as shit. The original Waynesboro car is rad.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
That's good. One of them was that I think it was, I'm going to paraphrase here, but it said that I looked like a lifeguard at a pool on the Death Star.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
That's so flattering that you would recreate Rod's sweet scooter.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Wait, what did he just ask at the end? Do we have any movie props?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Oh, I didn't know that. Why don't you wear it to brunch and stuff? That's a good question. He's put on a couple pounds.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
So I think I could probably still... That's the reason he doesn't wear it to brunch is because he's put on a couple pounds?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Oh, that's killer. I have Tim Meadows gave me, because he knew I was such a huge fan of The Ladies' Man. I have one of the candles that was on The Ladies' Man's desk. Oh, that's fun.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yeah, like, I definitely wished we owned the head, the DJ head for Owen's character in Popstar. Oh, yeah, that was crazy expensive, too. I wish that was in our office, and it's not.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Those guys were a real three-wheeled car, too. Amazing that they kept it on the tracks.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yeah. Black Moon was a band, guys. Oh, yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Okay. Can I tell you the one comment that I really appreciated?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Sure. It was just, this vest fucks. Yeah, there you go. Love that one.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Right. But we were pretty fucking psyched to be on it. Cause that was, you know, Deltron was like a big thing for us in, in, uh, And Dan the Automator, everything that those guys, him and Prince Paul did and just Dan in general was like stuff that we were very psyched on.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Big time. Dan, this is going out to you. I will say this. There have been real rappers that I have heard that I thought were doing a joke and then realized they were real rappers after the fact. I was like, oh, okay. Like for a second, I was like, that was pretty funny. Like that's a good comedy rap person that came out. I'm not going to name names, but yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
And then found out that they were taking it real serious.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Okay, ready? Yeah, obviously. Hey, yo, you like burritos? Yo, we all like burritos, but here's a little something that you might not know about burritos. Shit can get expensive when you buy them in bulk, so grab a pen and a pad so you don't go broke. Hit a Baja Fresh up with your bros. Be sure to scoop a vegetarian dos manos.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Them shits are super large for only $6.25, so you can have one half now and then reheat the other half. Later. Later. Yeah. I still remember it, guys.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yoram, was the vest expensive? I want people now to guess what they think the vest cost.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
It was from a song called For the Children. It was an advice song that was unhelpful.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
That was a real answer. By the way, that was back in the day because Dos Manos was only $6.25. Who knows what they cost now?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yes, because Danny, who is Keeva's assistant on the old Naked Gun movie, he was rocking that vest every night of your shoots, Keev.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I'm going to say $9.50. You buffoon. Keeve, what's your guess?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
On their website. Oh, like what it would be? $6.25 in today's currency? Wow. Inflation's a fucking... I don't see it on here, though.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Right. Weigh in on the comments. What do you think a DOS model should cost nowadays?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Oh, we got to answer the question, though, guys. Mine would be I would love to see a Falconer movie, but I'm obviously a big Will Forte head.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Would love to do a Laser Cats movie, yeah. Andy, do you have one that you'd like to see turned into a film? You only like original stuff, so you refuse to answer the question.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
And everybody loved it on Danny, which really was a bummer for me.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Let's look it up. I'll say this. I was always embarrassed about my hand in that because I feel like I have sort of gross hands. So I'm the gross one. Interesting.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I think I'm left, Andy's middle, and Keeve is right, but I don't know if that's true. That's just a guess. Why did I base that on? I think you're correct. I think you're right, though. I think you're left, I'm middle, Keeve's right. Yeah, for sure. Wow, that was from memory. And this is where my memory goes, guys, to that question.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
No, his whole style was better than mine, so it just somehow worked for him.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
That's true. But I do have a little bit of, tiny bit of scarring on my right hand.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
So, because you wouldn't stop putting pen, like permanent pen on your hand.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Oh, no, wait. No, it's wrong. Keef's left. I'm right. That's what we said. Oh, we did. I'm on the far left.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Well, no, yours is good. I'm having to really reach for it.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Look how much more hair Akiva has than either me or Andy.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
It just looked right on him. But he kept asking me how much it cost. And then by day four, I told him and he was horrified.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I'm so not a Spelling Bee guy that I just assumed he was talking about the Will Forte, Jack Black sketch.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yeah. So everybody guess what they think the best cost that can be around to a vest gate.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Okay. Can I just, as contrast, Andy, you didn't respond to me the other day when I said I used 30 hints when I got Queen Bee. But the way I did it, it was literally looking at the entire list and then just sitting there plugging in the words. Huh. So I would say your version of hints doesn't, in my mind, doesn't even. One, I didn't know you could do that.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
How do you want to set this up, guys? Do you want to talk about what kind of episode this is?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
No. No, we'd know it. But our listeners might not. So continue.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
These guys were thinking about not doing it. I was like, we should.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Well, I kept saying, I want to mark this day with a maker's mark. And you guys kept saying, what does that mean? I was like, it means a toast, guys.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Oh, is it going to work? Yes, absolutely. Everything that Lorne does is great. I think he's an amazing producer.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
So, yeah, absolutely. Next question.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I'm only going to do half of it in my pod voice, though. The rest of it's going to be like this.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yeah, I'd be very excited to see the difference, honestly, just because, you know, I personally put British comedy often on a pedestal. Not all of it, guys. Come on. But, you know, I would love to see the differences. I do know that that was kind of a thing however many years ago, like they were doing an Italian version.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
And I do know that they own sketches from the show, so they can also pull from SNL America.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Whoa. Yeah, I forgot about that until you mentioned it. Yeah, there's one that they shoot in Milan. Wait, how long has the Italian one been going then?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Okay. I mean, this is a cool format to like see music and comedy.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
No, that's true. And everything Lorne Michaels does is just fantastic. He's thought this through. Yeah, just a wonderful producer.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Just put it out there to the producers of SNL London that we would like to be the first musical guest and then failure right at the top.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
What? ! She snuck a lot of nice little burns in there.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Wow, a lot of turns in this here email.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Okay, so we'll end on a vest comment, which I assume is going to be positive, Jeff.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I wasn't on board until the last part.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Well, thanks, Ryan. Thanks for weighing in on the comments. Ryan, this is Andy.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Oh, that's a great idea. If he actually listens back to the episode. What should we say?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
And what you think my best cost. Oh, yes. Don't forget the most important one.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Oh, we realized that a car needs four wheels. It's off the rails. Yeah. We're bad. Yeah. Seth, I was so excited for a second because from the look of your little tiny image here, I really thought you were wearing a vest for a second. Ah, that would have been so sweet. Now I can tell you're not.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
squid army squid army that's cool you don't even know the name of our army i missed one podcast and now it's squid army oh yeah we could change it to squid army by the way seth we changed it again so you have to listen to the whole pod to find out the new name of the squid army all right i love you guys i'm sorry to invite you to my
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yeah, perfect. Absolutely. That's right. We can certainly say we love each other.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Love you guys. Love you. And we love you. See you next week.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I have a couple of comments on that. One, I would like Paul to at least put it up on his wall in the closet that it's in.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Yeah, why not in the back of the closet? Just to preserve it a little better, yeah. You know, it can be a nice surprise when you get to... Yeah, just right behind all the jackets. So when you go for a jacket... Yeah, so when you get to laundry day, you're like, oh God! You said you had a couple of comments, Jerem.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I can't even remember. I can't remember the second one. That's how fast. Goldfish over here.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Guys, before we start this here podcast, I would like to bring up that the vest gate has been really hurtful to me personally. There's been a lot of comments that were put up on our Instagram. How many are there, Keith?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I'll remember it mid-show, I think.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
What is this full on? I just got up from a nap, to be fair.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
There's so many things about me that you're going to love.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Oh, man, yeah. I bet Mike White ripped us off.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
I will definitely do that. Season five? Are we on season four or five?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
You're like, people didn't even watch the first episode.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
That's true, but I was thinking that everyone's going to be really nice to me.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
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You know, the way I think about Britain, though, too, like it's very it's I like to think that it's actually not about TV. It's about life. And at nine o'clock, they can all say it. But before that, they would never dare because it would be too impolite.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
Is Tetley's one of them? Am I mispronouncing it? Tetley's.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 6
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Great to be here. I got my job.
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That age is fine.
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Yeah, the music is fine. But you know that way he said that when Chris, I just had sex and said, oh, I want to see that. The opposite would be seeing hay on a piece of paper.
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Because, yes, it's a trope, but it's sort of immediately – the fact that the short itself becomes less interesting the longer it goes on, I think, speaks to the fact that there wasn't much there to start with.
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You guys did a great job. Thanks, Kevrox. Speaking of the episodes you missed, a little housekeeping.
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The funny thing is the one thing you could say is definitely true is Hay is the best, looks the best by far.
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And the Forte Megan Fox date sketch, right?
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That does feel like it's like John D. Rockefeller. That's who goes there. I think it's to look at. It's to look at that garden.
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I feel like we did not give the proper shout out to the Roots, both for the Radio City concert and the work they did on the actual 50th itself.
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And we have taken trips with our SNL writer friends. It was something we would do during our time at SNL. We went to Amsterdam once to travel. hang out with my friends from Boom Chicago, which is the comedy theater I used to work at. And we went out of our way to make sure we booked an Airbnb because we knew that our evenings would end and we would wanna go have a quiet hang with one another.
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Yeah. I mean, just, I think the Roots are so good and well-respected that you sometimes forget you need to say the Roots are the best.
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Jorma, who's your favorite current football player, fantasy or otherwise?
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What were the two Kings of Leon songs? 100 bucks, if anybody can name both. Journey to the Center and then, oh God, Carmelaw. If you get both wrong, like Jorm, you owe me $100. I should have said that first. No, I'm not guessing. I feel like they were the two I would have said. Sex on Fire and You Somebody. Sex on Fire, You Somebody. Nice work.
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I didn't say the 100 bucks was off the table if you said it after me. So well done, Andy. Oh, that's true. Then we move on to the Anne Hathaway show.
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And they can do anything and they can back up anyone and it's just something to see.
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Exact same journey, Keev. My memory of it was where I ultimately ended up after watching it, but I felt over the course of the first 45 seconds to a minute that I had been too hard on it.
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I really liked seeing Andy. I really liked seeing Wig. I really liked seeing Forte. I liked seeing the Keeva font. I liked the music. And then it did feel like just a lesser version of something we'd seen before.
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It's a very good forte part. It is, but I feel like it hits it too many times. Yeah. And it's a little sad. I wish it didn't end sad with the referee crying in a corner. I agree. Yeah.
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Yeah. There was a VP debate cold open. This was Tina Fey, Sarah Palin. Jason Sudeikis is Joe Biden. This was one of my favorites ever. And my favorite joke in it was Jim Downey had a thing that he sent. He called in because I was writing it, but it was a very staff-written piece. And Downey called in after it was over.
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He goes, the only thing I have is just the way Joe Biden talks about Scranton, his hometown.
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filled with sad desperate people with no ambition nobody and I mean nobody but me has ever come out of that place but then one of the things this show had I thought this was a spectacular show Anne Hathaway returned many times a great SNL host first Lawrence Welk obviously we're in the shadow of the 50th where this is a sketch that became so iconic that it was then pulled back for the 50th the first Lawrence Welk was like nothing else oh yeah
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The audience knew they were there for something incredibly special.
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Okay, well. You're going to see. I don't remember any of this. It was amazing, though. And there was a Mary Poppins sketch. Oh, hey.
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Do you have one cup a day or one cup a week? What do you do? Fuck you, Seth.
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Hey, here's a special thing that was in this episode. Do you know what else was in this episode, bud?
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Mark Wahlberg was talking to animals. Oh. For the first time? First time.
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We might as well. So Samberg's got a Malberg. Samberg... What was the name of the movie that says Say Hi to Your Mother for Me? Like Four Brothers or something? He doesn't actually say it.
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I also want to start by saying no memory of the premise, but go ahead.
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The face, I don't see it. The bod is like a mirror. So funny. This was a hot show. And one of those days, I believe everything kind of coalesced for good old Mark Wahlberg talks to animals because you were center stage in a hot show and people were very psyched to see you guys do your thing. It was fun.
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It's very, very funny to think of you and Harper writing that sketch.
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Which is the best? The whole piece is like three pages, maybe. I would be so bummed if you guys worked it. The joy of it is you almost can see the lack of effort. For sure. Yeah. For sure. It's loose. Oh, yeah. Just like between dress and air, it was originally was, hey, donkey. And then by air, we were like, we got to beat it. And we pulled the whole table together. Everybody was pitching on it.
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Yep. There was a really fun Mulaney, Bobby Moynihan sketch called News Team. And the opening via was stay tuned for your local news on Channel 3, Sioux City's finest and America's most YouTubed news team. You know how like you used to see like local news fuck ups on YouTube all the time. So it's just every single person was like amazing.
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It was a red hot sketch. Jason and Newsdesk.
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Who's done the... And it's just that over and over again. Here's another thing that happens. Will in front of a key screen in a parking lot of a stadium. The Sioux City Bandits are off to a great start this year, and then Fred wanders into frame wearing tank top and short shorts and just starts pointing at his crotch. Also, just Fred in a tank top is, in general, super funny.
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Not what you would have gone with. You know, sometimes it zings when you should have zagged. No, it might have been good. Might have been good, you know. Might have been better. You're not judging. No. We were talking about how it was political season. There was a SNL weekend update Thursday, and you did a digital short in that, Andy. Yeah.
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During show weeks. It was crazy. It was crazy. This was the gauntlet, right? This was the gauntlet. There's a famous T-shirt. I used to make T-shirts at SNL. That was kind of my thing. And I made a T-shirt called the gauntlet. And the gauntlet was, I think, what was it? Eight shows in 10 weeks? It was 10 shows in eight weeks. Oh, yeah, 10 shows in eight weeks.
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It was so stressful. It was also, though, so fun. This was SNL being shot out of a rocket. Everybody was back in on SNL. We were riding the Palin wave, and the show was getting really good, and we would come out of election season, and... it was a very fine time to be working on the show. So I look back on it very fondly.
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I think it was unprecedented. They've done a lot. I feel like they've done a long run of shows, this new group, but I don't think they've done Thursdays in the way that we did.
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We want, yeah, primetime 9.30 shows.
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So the weekend update Thursday. Oh, I just do want to say, before the Anne Hathaway show, there was the Anna Faris show. And you guys had a digital short that was cut at dress. The sun's day off. It's nuts. Is it online? No.
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We didn't really finish it.
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It was not. I rewatched it. Not only is it not online, Andy, it is password protected. Oh. But it is interesting. Your face is on the sun, and the sun's trying to find a place to take a nap. The thing that starts that I liked a lot is Hayter has a fantastic look as a guy who's introducing the fable, sort of a public television-y type thing.
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But he's sort of getting progressively drunker as it goes, and that's not working. And the sun's not working. The sun is trying to find a place to rest, and Forte's head's on a cloud.
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Then you see on a Ferris's head on a cow and you guys had broken up and you're and you tell her it's the biggest mistake you've ever made. And then a cow comes up behind her and mounts her. Okay, okay. I mean, it sounds good.
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I'm in. But I do want to bring up Anna Faris because she was a super fun show. She was great. She was a great host.
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I wrote a scene where her and Keenan were on a rowboat and it was like a romantic night out. And then she kept having a sort of interior monologue songs about what she hoped would happen. And it was very clear that Keenan was a hit man who was sent to kill her.
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It was pretty high, yeah.
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It was after a debate sketch. That's a pretty weird top of show one. It was weird. Couric, Palin. We've talked a lot about the Palins, but that was, again, that was Amy and Tina together again. Fantastic. Oh, yeah. Maybe the first Judy Grimes, which for my money is still as good an update feature as I've ever seen. The first Googie Renee.
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Remind me who Googie Renee is. Googie Renee is budget bridal gowns. Maybe not the first, maybe the second. But if we haven't talked about Googie Renee, we should talk about Googie Renee more. This is a classic James Anderson, Kenan team up, right? James Anderson, Kent Sublette, Kenan Thompson.
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I laughed so hard in Beetlejuice 2 when Michael Keaton said, well, my ex-wife's back. It was like the best Beetlejuice line of all time.
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It's some of the greatest four-line exchanges I've ever... Googie Rene was, this is about savings. He would scream, this is about savings. And then he would wave the camera close to him and cross his own eyes. He also would definitely get away with cursing because they would write it in the script as his saying, son of a beer, or phuh. Yeah, phuh. Fully said phuh a bunch of times.
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And I think it just got past the standards because it was just spelled F-U-H. Googie Renee, again, was selling sort of damaged, slightly stained. In fact, it's the Googie Renee slightly stained wedding dress basement.
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Shia. And this is my favorite. This is my favorite exchange. And maybe this is one of those where I remember how hard everybody laughed.
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James Anderson calling a parrot a smart bird. I wrote a sketch called Champagne Room that I have no idea what it's about and still don't. But it was a it was a great show with a forgettable short. So you guys were on a weird run right now. Definitely.
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Yeah. Five. We think five, according to Kevin.
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Let's talk about Jam the Vote.
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Here's a moment I remember, Andy.
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So I'm at the update desk with Amy. We haven't seen Jam the Vote. So Jam the Vote starts playing during a live weekend update Thursday. Oh. And it's the first time we've seen it. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's so weird. And... It begins with you saying, I'm going to talk to people about voting. And you go up to Fred and you're like, are you going to vote? He's like, no, I don't think I'm going to vote.
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And then you grab the hot dog and you're like, I decided for you. And then you take a bite of the hot dog.
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I think I can handle it. Immediately I hated that. Because I just, I feel like I've never heard someone say that. A spicy hot link is the most, it's such a deep cut. I hated it. So anyway, that's not my memory though. Then you move on to Sudeikis and you're like, would you rather have that basketball or that car? And then you start having acid reflex about the spice.
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It turns out that when Fred said, be careful.
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And my memory is that when Polar realized that's what this was about, she said, oh, brother.
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So anyway, that's how I went into rewatching it today. The first time you threw up, Andy, I laughed really hard. I laughed really hard the first and the second time you threw up.
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Then you keep throwing up. And I mean, you know how I feel about throw up comedy. That's maybe where we diverge. But the first two got me super hard. Okay.
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Yeah, it was jam the vote. That keeps smashing every time you throw up.
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Yoram has a nice, you puke on Yoram the sound operator and then he throws up. Now I'm super bummed because it's just throwing up.
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Especially when we haven't even started, really, the meat of the podcast. By the time we get to the shorts.
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It was so gross. I feel like it played well though, right? It did play well. You are sitting there and you're like, oh, I just need something to drink or put some food in my belly. And then you have your head down and someone hands you another spicy hot link. It's just such a bummer. It's like somebody's having French fries and a spicy hot link. I don't know why that part bums you out.
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I swear to God, since that day, I've had my ears open to hear or even see on a menu spicy hot link.
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Yeah. Although I will say I have one note about wig. You're chasing wig and she's walking too slow. Yeah. If she's actually trying to get away, she should be walking faster. But you're walking.
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No, keep it all in. I want this to be a PSA against Jav. All right, great.
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I am happy it exists, but I have some thoughts. Oh, I wanted... You mentioned Spivey. I heard Melanie saying to Spivey, there was one time someone... Someone said they saw somebody fall asleep on a couch at SNL and next to them, they like walked in and saw them asleep on the couch and next to them, they just had a Dwayne Reed bag, like a white plastic Dwayne Reed bag.
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And when they told Spivey, she was like, oh, y'all know that was just full of Milky Way dark minis. Most perfect Spivey observation.
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These are six that have never seen the light of day. Well, we'll talk about it later. We'll get there. I feel like, did we maybe just do it? Did we maybe cover everything we were trying to cover?
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So what's your anecdote?
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I love we topst and bottomed the podcast at Beetlejuice. Wait, before we go.
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Yeah, so give us your takes.
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It did. And I liked the mashup so much at that night. And even though I understand why it could not be the entirety of the 50th, because I do think it would have worn out its welcome, those moments as well, like Bronx Beat and Linda Richmond, kind of felt the same way.
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It was so fucking fine.
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What a thing for a line to just pop like that.
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And a night where everything's popping. Yeah. It summed up the whole show. And it's just surprising.
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Yeah, Joste. Joste keeping it toasty. The perfect person who you would just, 50 years of this show, you would believe that halfway through a sketch would just go back to their seat.
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Yeah. It's such a well-written line. So the next episode, we're going to talk about Josh Brolin briefly, and then we're going to move on to the final show before the election. The next short we're going to talk about is Ross Trent, which, you know, I'll save it for next week. I think we're all going to have a lot to say about that. Rihanna liked it. Yeah.
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What do you think the reaction would have been, be honest, if you had said in front of Robin and Beck, Lego 2 reunion!
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He was doing stand-up. We see that Beetlejuice is ex-wife. We don't realize it yet.
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Yeah. Like Fleetwood Mac on Rumors. You guys just add each other. Oh, man. But also so much sexual tension.
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I, you know, we can sometimes get desensitized to how cool shit is. I still thought it was very cool that after you listened to that podcast, Keith, you texted, hey, guys, remember, we did a song with Beck and Robin. And I just really liked. Don't forget that that's a really awesome thing to have been a true thing.
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Mm-hmm. Speaking of the Lego movie, nice tieback.
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His wife has different body parts that sew themselves back together. And it's just that great sort of creepy Tim Burton look.
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All I know is Phil and Chris better be getting a phone call about a voice note.
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Okay. Oh, my gosh. That's more what I expected, by the way. Heartbreaking. It's a perfect answer. By the way, Keith, Andy went full tilt after that episode. Andy, I think, thinks about your take on Space Olympics more than any of you are willing to admit. Andy, admit it. You were like, as soon as that was over, you were like, Keith hates it.
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Or you only care what Keeve thinks and you don't care at all what Jorn thinks.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
And then it cuts to Beetlejuice in a room full of shrunken head dudes. And he says, well, my ex-wife's back. He maybe even says it's official. Hell's official. Just a borscht belt comic. This is a cold open where you're just listening to us mid-Beetlejuice conversation. We wanted you to pick this up because if anybody thinks, well, I wonder if they're always talking about Beetlejuice.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
It has a happy ending. See, you just knew. You just knew what he was going to like. Yeah, that must have been it. I had an instinct. Yeah, you were like, there's no way he doesn't.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
One of our bigger hits. Yeah. By the way, absolutely the right instinct, whereas that's why you don't want me in the room. I'm like, I wish it would rain. Tell me more.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
More housekeeping. You know, some of our loyal listeners. I'm going to read the text we just got from Shur. Oh, yeah, I was going to bring that up, too. So we talked about Al Franken yelling at George Harrison to stop playing piano on a Tuesday night. Fucking greatest. And Shur just texted, for the record, not only did Franken yell, people are trying to work when Harrison was playing piano.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
He also slammed down the cover on the piano so hard, Harrison apparently had to yank his hands away so they wouldn't literally get snapped in half. This story was told to me by Al Franken, who was giggling so hard 25 years later.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
And then also, we were talking about Bugs, the Mike O'Brien short Bugs short film.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
And he reached out because we mentioned it on the pod. He said, for what it's worth, and if it should come up again, or for your own interest, Bugs was completely Tim's idea. That's Tim Robinson. In fact, it was his Monday pitch that week. He and Zach, Zach Cannon, handed it to me on a platter.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
The bug handlers kept almost losing the bugs while saying that if one got away, it could mess up the ecosystem of New York.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
Wow. One cut? What kind of bugs? Oh, my God. Me, Tim, and Zach wrote and shot a second one called Dogs, What Are They So Excited About? Oh. That got cut after dress and never put online. Bothers me to this day. Oh. So that's nice to know. I want to see. Still some funny bits. Yeah, we'll track down dogs, maybe do a little mini, why'd this get cut?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
I think Lorne. Lorne said post-50th he wants to be more open to small stuff. Lorne was like, you know, I've been thinking big picture for the last 10 years, and now I just want to get granular. That sounds like him.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
That's actually a nicer compliment. So that's like an accurate impression. You're like, I don't think he said that, but that did sound like him.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
Oh, it's the first time he's heard any impression. Yeah. All right. The next show is James Franco.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
No, we're going to talk about the James Franco show.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
The likelihood is we are.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
I would say that James Franco, who is, for my money, a very fun SNL host, down for a lot of stuff, he is in a short called Hey. And it sort of feels like, what, OC parody? Gossip Girl?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
And that is, I think, all we have to say about it because it's well acted and doesn't age well.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
Guys, first of all, welcome to the Lonely Island Seth Meyers podcast. It's great to see all three of you.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
So weird, because that's never been a motif that you guys have explored before.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Hey!, Extreme Challenge, and Jam the Vote
And yeah, so I think you're both owed and also it is very nice to own that it is aged badly, right?
The Planet Reigate Podcast
49: Our report on the big Harlequin meeting and the Morris Men’s group which may not dance to see 100 years… and more
The squire chooses, and then he says, play this, and I go, well, I haven't done that for ages, but I'll have a try.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
49: Our report on the big Harlequin meeting and the Morris Men’s group which may not dance to see 100 years… and more
mentioned the music a few moments ago keith is also with us you kind of hold everything together in a certain way don't you because you're the man with the music in a way it's more difficult as time goes on but um i first picked up an accordion 67 years ago and i seemed to like it i danced at the time but then after a while i gave up in 74 and just played music
The Planet Reigate Podcast
49: Our report on the big Harlequin meeting and the Morris Men’s group which may not dance to see 100 years… and more
There are two other essentials that go with music. There's the dancing and there's the song. So you put the three together and you've got a damn good evening. Yeah.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
49: Our report on the big Harlequin meeting and the Morris Men’s group which may not dance to see 100 years… and more
It could be, but it tends not to be. I mean, I've learned an awful lot of Morris tunes just by ear, literally by ear. There is a book now which has kind of solidified the Morris music, but it wasn't that way before.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
49: Our report on the big Harlequin meeting and the Morris Men’s group which may not dance to see 100 years… and more
We specialise in two or three traditions which kind of suit us. We love it.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
49: Our report on the big Harlequin meeting and the Morris Men’s group which may not dance to see 100 years… and more
I think also people don't like to join groups and have a time when they have to actually turn up. You'll see the same thing, you know, rugby club that I belong to used to have five teams, it's now got one, and that's not unusual. Brass bands...
The Planet Reigate Podcast
49: Our report on the big Harlequin meeting and the Morris Men’s group which may not dance to see 100 years… and more
Yeah, there's going to the shops on a Saturday. There are an awful lot of stag nights. They've become stag weekends.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
49: Our report on the big Harlequin meeting and the Morris Men’s group which may not dance to see 100 years… and more
And a lot of mixed sides now. I mean, it used to be a long time ago it was virtually all male. Much more social.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
49: Our report on the big Harlequin meeting and the Morris Men’s group which may not dance to see 100 years… and more
We've got a female musician. We have got no problem with women joining. It's just that they don't particularly want to because we are a... A gang of males, really, aren't we? But the side we're with tonight are very mixed.