Keith
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When I die of a heart attack, you'll be happy.
I'm going to have a piece of dehydrated placenta right in my mouth. I'm going to have it in my mouth like a toy cigar. Everyone's going to call me the Don.
I'm going to have a piece of dehydrated placenta right in my mouth. I'm going to have it in my mouth like a toy cigar. Everyone's going to call me the Don.
I'm going to have a piece of dehydrated placenta right in my mouth. I'm going to have it in my mouth like a toy cigar. Everyone's going to call me the Don.
Some decrepit old bag being like, oh, yummy! Eating the thin layer of gum, so gross, dude.
Some decrepit old bag being like, oh, yummy! Eating the thin layer of gum, so gross, dude.
Some decrepit old bag being like, oh, yummy! Eating the thin layer of gum, so gross, dude.
like half until like 10 minutes ago and I'm not finishing this I can't do it I'd say what got me was like the legs frog legs and chicken feet and all that have you ever had frog legs or chicken feet
like half until like 10 minutes ago and I'm not finishing this I can't do it I'd say what got me was like the legs frog legs and chicken feet and all that have you ever had frog legs or chicken feet
like half until like 10 minutes ago and I'm not finishing this I can't do it I'd say what got me was like the legs frog legs and chicken feet and all that have you ever had frog legs or chicken feet
You would not see me bobbing for apples with frog legs. I can tell you that much.
You would not see me bobbing for apples with frog legs. I can tell you that much.
You would not see me bobbing for apples with frog legs. I can tell you that much.
A godless orgy of culinary depravity is me on the fucking McPick 3, whatever. Or McPick 2, whatever menu. You better watch my ass in that drive-thru. I'm telling you, dude. That's what the person is taking my order. I'm like, and this? And they're like, is that all? No, no, no. And this? And he's like, my god. This is a godless orgy of culinary depravity.