Kelly Cates

That's what I do.

I can't drink it.

It's not good.

I just, to the point where if, you know, if you're at work and somebody says, oh, does anybody want a cup of tea?

I always have coffee because I can't drink tea that is badly made.

Although it's one of the real bonuses of going up to work in Salford is that people in the Northwest can make tea.

They make proper tea.

Whereas if you have tea down South, people make it weak and milky and it's rank.

Yeah.

And also I have to then say, please, can you get me a cup of tea?

And please, can you leave the bag in?

And can I have the milk on the side?

And it just makes me sound awful.

So I don't ask for it.

Pink milk, like the worst milk, the milk that's barely milk, the slim... Oh, I thought you meant pink milk like on Charlie and Lola, where pink milk is like strawberry milk.

You mean like the one... Absolutely not.

You mean like skimmed milk, don't you?

Yeah, that sounds disgusting.

I mean, with all respect to your mother, that sounds like the most vile concoction ever.

And I can tell the difference between whole milk and semi-skimmed in my tea.