Kelly Cates

I can't remember which way round it is.

One of them can only sleep with a hairdryer on and one of them can only sleep with like a hoover on.

Or in the old static on the telly in the like pre-digital TVs.

Well, when I'm trying to get to sleep, when I'm reading during the day, I read proper like nice books if I'm awake.

But when it's just getting to sleep, it's like anything, anything that I've read ever before, I will just open it and just be like, it'll be.

don't even know what it's called.

It's about somebody who goes to write an autobiography or goes to write a biography of somebody.

That was what it was about.

And I don't even really know what's going on in this woman.

I don't really know what happens in it, but that's the point of it.

I can't read books that I'm invested in because I won't sleep because then I just keep reading them and keep reading them.

So I need a book that I've read before that

that feels familiar that i read a lot of jilly cooper late at night as well because i've read it so much that i can literally just tip on it no because i i'll be honest often i skip those bits i just like the little i like the little chatty bits where i just kind of drip you're in it for the art you're the one jilly cooper reader who's in it no i like i like the quiet bits where nothing happens and i just dip into them and then they just make me fall asleep it switches my brain off

Very different.

I would find that stressful because then it's like problem shooting and I'd be like,

God, do I have a problem with my... Is my Morphe Richards accent about to blow up overnight and then I'd have to go down and check on it that it wasn't on fire or something?

No, I couldn't do that.

That'd be too stressful.

When a Morphe Richards toaster manual is too stressful, that's the kind of level of reading I'm at at night.

It's not even that.