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Kelsey McKinney

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This man has the most, like, 2010s face I've ever seen in my life. Right? He has iPhone face.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

This man has the most, like, 2010s face I've ever seen in my life. Right? He has iPhone face.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

It's also like if you had put this man in a suit that was not made out of polyester. it would be like immediately apparent that he is not from the present. But because everything that everyone in the past is wearing looks like it came from Kohl's, it makes it feel like you have no idea where you are or what time it is. And that's fun.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

It's also like if you had put this man in a suit that was not made out of polyester. it would be like immediately apparent that he is not from the present. But because everything that everyone in the past is wearing looks like it came from Kohl's, it makes it feel like you have no idea where you are or what time it is. And that's fun.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

okay so the plot that we're given right after she breaks up with his boyfriend is deranged the plot is like she's a lawyer unclear what kind of law i think property law property law okay and her boss is like a rich lady died she had no heirs she had this fancy inn and we don't want to pay taxes on it so it has to be sold by the end of the year which is in three weeks

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

okay so the plot that we're given right after she breaks up with his boyfriend is deranged the plot is like she's a lawyer unclear what kind of law i think property law property law okay and her boss is like a rich lady died she had no heirs she had this fancy inn and we don't want to pay taxes on it so it has to be sold by the end of the year which is in three weeks

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

Already insane. Also, is that how taxes work? Is that real? I don't think so. One. Two, he's like, it goes to the trust. And the whole point of having a trust is to evade taxes. Yeah. So it's like, I don't really believe that this is like a premise that exists at all. But whatever. It works. Works for me. So she drives her Jeep Cherokee out. Yes. Like she's not a girl who has a Jeep Cherokee.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

Already insane. Also, is that how taxes work? Is that real? I don't think so. One. Two, he's like, it goes to the trust. And the whole point of having a trust is to evade taxes. Yeah. So it's like, I don't really believe that this is like a premise that exists at all. But whatever. It works. Works for me. So she drives her Jeep Cherokee out. Yes. Like she's not a girl who has a Jeep Cherokee.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

No, she's not.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

No, she's not.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

I think it's supposed to be like New Hampshire, Vermont. Because at some point he's like, you've got to come back to Boston. And it's clear that she like drove. Yeah. But whatever. One problem that I have is that, and you may also have this problem, is that I spent my whole childhood watching movies about Christmas in the Northeast. And I thought it was going to fucking snow here. Yeah.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

I think it's supposed to be like New Hampshire, Vermont. Because at some point he's like, you've got to come back to Boston. And it's clear that she like drove. Yeah. But whatever. One problem that I have is that, and you may also have this problem, is that I spent my whole childhood watching movies about Christmas in the Northeast. And I thought it was going to fucking snow here. Yeah.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

And it doesn't usually. Yeah. That's because of climate change. I know, and I want it.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

And it doesn't usually. Yeah. That's because of climate change. I know, and I want it.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

It's snowing like feet of snow on the ground. Like there's so much snow, which is maybe why she has to have a Jeep Cherokee.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

It's snowing like feet of snow on the ground. Like there's so much snow, which is maybe why she has to have a Jeep Cherokee.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

Which, first off, is insane to assume that you're just going to stay at an inn. Like, that's what you have to pay for things. Yeah.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

Which, first off, is insane to assume that you're just going to stay at an inn. Like, that's what you have to pay for things. Yeah.

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

As a writer, one of my favorite things to recognize in dialogue is where someone has poked a hole in the plot. And then instead of resolving the hole in the plot, they just have one character say a line. So in this case, the question is, she's like, why aren't there people here? Wouldn't this be the inn's most busy season? Yeah. And then he's like, yes, but we are never open. And it's like, what?

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Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas

As a writer, one of my favorite things to recognize in dialogue is where someone has poked a hole in the plot. And then instead of resolving the hole in the plot, they just have one character say a line. So in this case, the question is, she's like, why aren't there people here? Wouldn't this be the inn's most busy season? Yeah. And then he's like, yes, but we are never open. And it's like, what?