Kelsey McKinney

That doesn't act. What? Yes.

That doesn't act. What? Yes.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Okay, me too. And I'm like, if someone who lived in a house told me I couldn't stay there because there was a ghost there, I would be like, is the ghost nice? Correct. And then if they said no, I would be like, cool. I'm not staying here. That's not my business.

Okay, me too. And I'm like, if someone who lived in a house told me I couldn't stay there because there was a ghost there, I would be like, is the ghost nice? Correct. And then if they said no, I would be like, cool. I'm not staying here. That's not my business.

But our girl has like true, like first girl dead in a horror movie brain where she is like, well, I'm actually different because I'm a girl boss and ghosts can't hurt girl bosses.

But our girl has like true, like first girl dead in a horror movie brain where she is like, well, I'm actually different because I'm a girl boss and ghosts can't hurt girl bosses.

There's a fucking ghost. Okay. Also more terrifying than a ghost, right? Because I know what you're thinking if you haven't seen this movie. You're thinking like maybe he's a little blurry. Exactly. Maybe he's like transparent. Maybe he has no legs. Maybe his body, you can't touch it, right? Like typical depictions of ghosts. No.

There's a fucking ghost. Okay. Also more terrifying than a ghost, right? Because I know what you're thinking if you haven't seen this movie. You're thinking like maybe he's a little blurry. Exactly. Maybe he's like transparent. Maybe he has no legs. Maybe his body, you can't touch it, right? Like typical depictions of ghosts. No.

What this actually is, is a full man who is fully embodied, who is giant, and from 1920, who is just in the same house as you. Like, in some ways, that's scarier than a ghost. I'm like, I don't know. Absolutely not.

What this actually is, is a full man who is fully embodied, who is giant, and from 1920, who is just in the same house as you. Like, in some ways, that's scarier than a ghost. I'm like, I don't know. Absolutely not.

I don't know.

I don't know.

It kind of is an ACAB movie in that she calls the police. They do not help her. And then they leave.

It kind of is an ACAB movie in that she calls the police. They do not help her. And then they leave.

But another thing that you've skipped over, at some point during this, before she calls the police... He picks her up over his shoulder, carries her outside and sets her down. And as he's doing this, the producers, God bless them, give us a shot from behind this man where he is like, I don't know, this man played fucking hockey or something. Like he is caked up. Like this man has a giant ass.

But another thing that you've skipped over, at some point during this, before she calls the police... He picks her up over his shoulder, carries her outside and sets her down. And as he's doing this, the producers, God bless them, give us a shot from behind this man where he is like, I don't know, this man played fucking hockey or something. Like he is caked up. Like this man has a giant ass.

He is cake the fuck up. He's huge. And he carries her outside like she's nothing. Yeah. And sets her down. And in that scene, there is not a hint of flirting. And I'm like, come on, man. No. No.

He is cake the fuck up. He's huge. And he carries her outside like she's nothing. Yeah. And sets her down. And in that scene, there is not a hint of flirting. And I'm like, come on, man. No. No.