Kelsey McKinney
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607 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Kelsey McKinney’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I was like, I know my girls are romantic, so I'm going to bring her this cutesy little story.
I've already... There's so many things I hate happening in here. Like... Something I think I have kept decently concealed throughout the time as the host of this podcast is that the type of person I have the most like struggles with in my interpersonal life is these people, right?
Like the like very loud theater kid brand is a type that I really struggle to interact with because I'm a Virgo and I'm not fun. also a thing I don't like is international waters like they could just kill you out there like you shouldn't go out there you definitely should not go out there for work like we barely have any protections in this country don't go out there
Um, I've never been on a cruise and I don't really want to go out there on a cruise. Um, I think the ocean is a beautiful and terrifying place and I respect her by staying away.
Yeah, I mean, yikes. My first job in journalism paid $30,000 before taxes, and I had to move to Washington, D.C., which has one of the highest tax rates in the country. Almost all creative careers are filled with people who are just secretly wealthy, and you don't find that out until they're like 27 somehow. Like they just hide it.
And I also think there's like in any creative career, if you are successful, you know that part of that is luck. Yeah. And, like, if you don't get lucky, you are kind of screwed, right? Like, I was there. I remember being like, I just need five things to fall in my favor and it'll be fine. And, like, there's nothing you can do to control that, which sucks. Poor Josie.
Ooh, okay. So you have no life expenses, essentially.
Okay, the thing is, I'm getting it, right? Like, it's cold, it's miserable. Once I dropped my cannoli on the ground in Boston, so I have beef with that city. Like, I understand why she would want to leave. I still am like, don't do it. Like, do not get on this cruise ship.
That's power, baby.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This woman has been living for eight years at sea in a shared room? Yeah.
I've seen those terrifying TikToks. Where it's like a boat going through waves that seem to be the size of like the Empire State Building.
Oh, she's an artist. Yes. And those scare me. Also, you don't need to go to Antarctica. That's not a place people need to go. Like, I understand that people are like, I want to see penguins. They have penguins at the zoo.
So it's just our entire text thread. Exactly. Exactly.
I'm feeling stress. I also think, you know, two stubborn people who are on the same team is very dangerous for everyone else. So that is a power position to have all the secrets and be the boss and be in a stubborn person duo. Those are some good observations.
Okay, so being cozy is forbidden. Yes. And you must be wrinkly. This seems so bad. You can't have a heating pad? No. I use my heating pad sometimes in my house when it's like 70 degrees.
Yeah, that makes perfect sense to me. I also imagine if you are singing consistently on a cruise ship, You're going to want to have like a nice little, you know, warm water with lemon as a treat. A little honey.
Do I have to go through a metal detector?
Okay. So I need to go through a metal detector. My bag is going to be scanned. I think maybe if it's going through a metal detector, you have a problem, right? Because the hot plate is mostly metal. So it's going to set off the little dingy thing no matter what.
So that means that you need the hot plate to go through security in something that's not going to go through the metal detector thing, right? So could I like buy a bag for all of the film cameras that I have and put it on the bottom of that? That's what I would do and be like, this is my bag for film. It can't go in there. It'll become ruined.
Uh-huh, uh-huh. AV guys also, in my experience, are stoners and are bribable. So...
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