Kelsey McKinney

I love the idea of here's my resume, send it to all potential employers and all my wives. Yeah, exactly.

I love the idea of here's my resume, send it to all potential employers and all my wives. Yeah, exactly.

This man is an icon. Like... To leave a party and then be like, you know what, actually, I have a resume in my pocket from my former 2T slash cousin that I think is perfect for this is like a matchmaker's dream.

This man is an icon. Like... To leave a party and then be like, you know what, actually, I have a resume in my pocket from my former 2T slash cousin that I think is perfect for this is like a matchmaker's dream.

Yeah. And it worked, even though your mom was picky.

Yeah. And it worked, even though your mom was picky.

That's wild. How long was it between meeting and actual wedding?

That's wild. How long was it between meeting and actual wedding?

It's so nice that your parents found love and that it worked for them.

It's so nice that your parents found love and that it worked for them.

Wow. Uh-oh, Alex is typing. Who knows what this could be? Wow. She says that she's hearing that Rishi owes his life to gossip. And in a way, in a way.

Wow. Uh-oh, Alex is typing. Who knows what this could be? Wow. She says that she's hearing that Rishi owes his life to gossip. And in a way, in a way.

Wow, that was beautiful. Thank you for bringing me that, Rishi.

Wow, that was beautiful. Thank you for bringing me that, Rishi.

I love love. I love family. I also think a little bit of a nice continuity to the gossip that I had to tell you.

I love love. I love family. I also think a little bit of a nice continuity to the gossip that I had to tell you.

Our friend of a friend today, we're going to call her Allegra.

Our friend of a friend today, we're going to call her Allegra.

And Allegra is from a huge Catholic family from a big city in the middle of the country. And this is the kind of family with, like, stories, right? Like, stories about uncles who did God knows what. Right. Great grandfathers who immigrated with suitcases full of cheese. Great, great ancestors who had feuds that like lasted generations.

And Allegra is from a huge Catholic family from a big city in the middle of the country. And this is the kind of family with, like, stories, right? Like, stories about uncles who did God knows what. Right. Great grandfathers who immigrated with suitcases full of cheese. Great, great ancestors who had feuds that like lasted generations.