Kelsey McKinney

Yes. Like Allegra would go over to her house and gab. Like she had a very good relationship with Allegra's mom. Like they were close in a way that like families who are big and live in the same city can be.

Yes. Like Allegra would go over to her house and gab. Like she had a very good relationship with Allegra's mom. Like they were close in a way that like families who are big and live in the same city can be.

I think you like gossip so much. I think you do. Seeing your aunts and being like, what were you doing in 1985? Okay. It's winter when Grand Aunt Julia dies. It is cold. Everyone is sad. But they are also like, we loved our Grand Aunt Julia. She lived to 99 years old. She had this great full life.

I think you like gossip so much. I think you do. Seeing your aunts and being like, what were you doing in 1985? Okay. It's winter when Grand Aunt Julia dies. It is cold. Everyone is sad. But they are also like, we loved our Grand Aunt Julia. She lived to 99 years old. She had this great full life.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. She dies in Grand Aunt Maria's giant spiral staircase home, which is beautiful in a way. Everyone's doing this stuff that happens after someone's died, right? Like they're telling stories, they're showing photos of them when they were 25 and being like, look how hot she was, right? Like that whole rigmarole.

Yes. She dies in Grand Aunt Maria's giant spiral staircase home, which is beautiful in a way. Everyone's doing this stuff that happens after someone's died, right? Like they're telling stories, they're showing photos of them when they were 25 and being like, look how hot she was, right? Like that whole rigmarole.

And one day Allegra's mom is like, hey, will you go with me to do like the funeral arrangements?

And one day Allegra's mom is like, hey, will you go with me to do like the funeral arrangements?

And this is a family that like knows how to throw a funeral because there were 11 grand generation people and almost all of those people got married and had kids, right? So they know how to throw a funeral.

And this is a family that like knows how to throw a funeral because there were 11 grand generation people and almost all of those people got married and had kids, right? So they know how to throw a funeral.

So Allegra goes with her mom and she helps her pick a coffin, helps her pick flowers, helps her do the obituary, all the normal stuff. They go to the funeral place and the man at the funeral place is like, I'm so sorry for your loss. And they're like, thank you so much. And they're like, it's okay. You know, like, she lived such a long life. She was almost 100 years old. And the man is like, what?

So Allegra goes with her mom and she helps her pick a coffin, helps her pick flowers, helps her do the obituary, all the normal stuff. They go to the funeral place and the man at the funeral place is like, I'm so sorry for your loss. And they're like, thank you so much. And they're like, it's okay. You know, like, she lived such a long life. She was almost 100 years old. And the man is like, what?

And they're like, what do you mean, what?

And they're like, what do you mean, what?

And he's like, well, that is going to be a problem.

And he's like, well, that is going to be a problem.

Yeah. They're like, what's going to be a problem, man? Like... What do you mean? And he's like, well, the problem is, according to the government records that we have, she was about to turn 94. Wow. Which is much younger than 100.

Yeah. They're like, what's going to be a problem, man? Like... What do you mean? And he's like, well, the problem is, according to the government records that we have, she was about to turn 94. Wow. Which is much younger than 100.