Kelsey McKinney

Here's a question I have for you. If some guy came to the door and he was like, what's your name and your birthday and your age? Is it possible she just lied?

Here's a question I have for you. If some guy came to the door and he was like, what's your name and your birthday and your age? Is it possible she just lied?

So I'm thinking about this as if I answered the door and I'm like, I'm 33 years old.

So I'm thinking about this as if I answered the door and I'm like, I'm 33 years old.

Yeah, I'm like, if a government officer asks me my age, one, I might forget, right? I might get it wrong. Who's to say? And two, the temptation to be like, I'm 28 is certainly there.

Yeah, I'm like, if a government officer asks me my age, one, I might forget, right? I might get it wrong. Who's to say? And two, the temptation to be like, I'm 28 is certainly there.

OK, I love this read. Everyone in the family in present day, like post Aunt Julia's death, is like mystery solved. Somebody wrote down the age wrong. Maybe she lied. It doesn't matter. Right. Like they're like, we have a document that says she's 93, which is what the government thinks she is. That's fine. We accept this false narrative.

OK, I love this read. Everyone in the family in present day, like post Aunt Julia's death, is like mystery solved. Somebody wrote down the age wrong. Maybe she lied. It doesn't matter. Right. Like they're like, we have a document that says she's 93, which is what the government thinks she is. That's fine. We accept this false narrative.

Get her buried.

Get her buried.

But at this point, Allegra's own mother is like, huh. I just like really thought there was going to be a bigger reveal here.

But at this point, Allegra's own mother is like, huh. I just like really thought there was going to be a bigger reveal here.

Yeah. Everyone's like, why would you think that? And Allegra's mother is like, well, right before Grand Aunt Julia died, she said something to me. What? Way to bury the lead, hunty.

Yeah. Everyone's like, why would you think that? And Allegra's mother is like, well, right before Grand Aunt Julia died, she said something to me. What? Way to bury the lead, hunty.

what do you do with this information?

what do you do with this information?

Everyone in this family is like, did you ask her follow-up questions? Like, what else did she say? And Allegra's mom is like, To be honest, I just assumed she was being dramatic.

Everyone in this family is like, did you ask her follow-up questions? Like, what else did she say? And Allegra's mom is like, To be honest, I just assumed she was being dramatic.

Which like is a possibility, right? Because like Grand Aunt Julia was the most dramatic woman who ever lived. And so she could have just been saying this because she like learned that someone was a fake blonde.

Which like is a possibility, right? Because like Grand Aunt Julia was the most dramatic woman who ever lived. And so she could have just been saying this because she like learned that someone was a fake blonde.