Kelsey McKinney

Hot. That's hot, hot, hot. She was like, I'm just cold all the time. What? Eat some soup, Celeste. That's not. And her husband, Charles, wanted their house to be a normal fucking temperature. Yeah. Like not even cold. He was just like, I want it to be not 27 degrees Celsius in here. Do you believe that this is the real reason why they got divorced?

Hot. That's hot, hot, hot. She was like, I'm just cold all the time. What? Eat some soup, Celeste. That's not. And her husband, Charles, wanted their house to be a normal fucking temperature. Yeah. Like not even cold. He was just like, I want it to be not 27 degrees Celsius in here. Do you believe that this is the real reason why they got divorced?

I love that theory. This is like, it's ridiculous to be like, we got divorced because she wants our house to be super, super hot. But it's like the only thing either of them ever says, right? Like that is the party line. They're like, we got divorced because of this.

I love that theory. This is like, it's ridiculous to be like, we got divorced because she wants our house to be super, super hot. But it's like the only thing either of them ever says, right? Like that is the party line. They're like, we got divorced because of this.

Okay. So imagine Jane's house, right? Jane's our widow. And then right on the right of her house is Celeste. Okay. And on the left of Jane's house is a woman named Muffy.

Okay. So imagine Jane's house, right? Jane's our widow. And then right on the right of her house is Celeste. Okay. And on the left of Jane's house is a woman named Muffy.

Sure. And Muffy and Celeste are best friends.

Sure. And Muffy and Celeste are best friends.

All right. I see. Okay. And Jane, our old lady, lives in the middle, just watching Muffy and Celeste, like, walk back and forth to each other's houses, carrying wine, carrying snacks, you know, gabbing, gabbing, gabbing. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah.

All right. I see. Okay. And Jane, our old lady, lives in the middle, just watching Muffy and Celeste, like, walk back and forth to each other's houses, carrying wine, carrying snacks, you know, gabbing, gabbing, gabbing. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah.

We've already talked about how when you see strangers or people that you only know some details of, you kind of, like, fill in details that you have made up. Sure. What do you think that you might do with this friendship? Oh. Oh, they're in love, obviously. That's probably what I would do, too. I would be like, she left her husband for Muffy, right?

We've already talked about how when you see strangers or people that you only know some details of, you kind of, like, fill in details that you have made up. Sure. What do you think that you might do with this friendship? Oh. Oh, they're in love, obviously. That's probably what I would do, too. I would be like, she left her husband for Muffy, right?

I love that premise. In Jane's mind, she's like, Celeste and Muffy are the kind of friends who, like, they drink, they watch Below Deck, they talk about how they wish they could have a yacht. They don't know anything about each other. They don't like each other actually.

I love that premise. In Jane's mind, she's like, Celeste and Muffy are the kind of friends who, like, they drink, they watch Below Deck, they talk about how they wish they could have a yacht. They don't know anything about each other. They don't like each other actually.

I love this. Jane believes this because she really likes Muffy and she does not like Celeste. Uh-huh. Celeste is always wearing like one sweater and then she's wearing like another sweater tied around her shoulders because she's so cold. Celeste is like the kind of woman that's always wearing a lot of those like big bangles and like has a really sleek bob.

I love this. Jane believes this because she really likes Muffy and she does not like Celeste. Uh-huh. Celeste is always wearing like one sweater and then she's wearing like another sweater tied around her shoulders because she's so cold. Celeste is like the kind of woman that's always wearing a lot of those like big bangles and like has a really sleek bob.

Totally. Yes. The real reason that Jane doesn't like Celeste, though, is that Celeste will not stop talking about her damn fig. Excuse me?

Totally. Yes. The real reason that Jane doesn't like Celeste, though, is that Celeste will not stop talking about her damn fig. Excuse me?

Is that what it is? Great thought. Wrong. It's not the fruit. It's not figs the tree. It is a sculpture, a bronze cast sculpture of a really big fig that is split in half.

Is that what it is? Great thought. Wrong. It's not the fruit. It's not figs the tree. It is a sculpture, a bronze cast sculpture of a really big fig that is split in half.