Kelsey McKinney

every detail is more bizarre than the next kelsey what the fuck this is my i know try to try to picture this fig right it's made of bronze it's split in half it's very very large like think like sculpture garden large like each half of the fig is like the size of a person and it's metal and shiny And this fig slash artwork is titled The Fruit of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Oh, okay.

every detail is more bizarre than the next kelsey what the fuck this is my i know try to try to picture this fig right it's made of bronze it's split in half it's very very large like think like sculpture garden large like each half of the fig is like the size of a person and it's metal and shiny And this fig slash artwork is titled The Fruit of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Oh, okay.

It is a, quote, statement on gender.

It is a, quote, statement on gender.

What is the statement? We don't really know. Do you have any idea what this statement could be?

What is the statement? We don't really know. Do you have any idea what this statement could be?

You think that that is the statement on gender? I mean, that's the only thing I've ever heard.

You think that that is the statement on gender? I mean, that's the only thing I've ever heard.

The real thing is that Celeste, like, this fig sculpture is currently in Charles' backyard. Charles. Her ex-husband.

The real thing is that Celeste, like, this fig sculpture is currently in Charles' backyard. Charles. Her ex-husband.

Exactly. Yeah. So Celeste, like, loved living by the fig. She loved looking at it. She loved when it was, like, reflecting the sun or something. And so she wanted to take it in the divorce.

Exactly. Yeah. So Celeste, like, loved living by the fig. She loved looking at it. She loved when it was, like, reflecting the sun or something. And so she wanted to take it in the divorce.

But because it was like so heavy, like it's made of it's giant and made of metal. So you need like a whole group of guys and like construction equipment to move it. OK, like that might be why she didn't take it. Or maybe she didn't take it because like Charles held on to it forever, like out of spite. But the fig is at Charles house and she wants the fig to be with her. Okay. As is her right.

But because it was like so heavy, like it's made of it's giant and made of metal. So you need like a whole group of guys and like construction equipment to move it. OK, like that might be why she didn't take it. Or maybe she didn't take it because like Charles held on to it forever, like out of spite. But the fig is at Charles house and she wants the fig to be with her. Okay. As is her right.

Jane knows all of these things because it's all Celeste ever talks about. And Jane does not care about this.

Jane knows all of these things because it's all Celeste ever talks about. And Jane does not care about this.

Jane's like, I had real problems when I was younger that weren't, where is my giant fig? Why isn't it at my fancy house? Yeah. So Jane dislikes her neighbor Celeste because of this fig problem and because she is filled with a whimsy that only rich people can have. Right. But she likes Muffy. Right. Right. Because she's like, Muffy is kind. She has a really big laugh.

Jane's like, I had real problems when I was younger that weren't, where is my giant fig? Why isn't it at my fancy house? Yeah. So Jane dislikes her neighbor Celeste because of this fig problem and because she is filled with a whimsy that only rich people can have. Right. But she likes Muffy. Right. Right. Because she's like, Muffy is kind. She has a really big laugh.

And she never, ever, ever talks about figs.

And she never, ever, ever talks about figs.