Kelsey McKinney

It's like very much one of those things where she's like talking about like the finances of buying art more than the actual art. She's talking about like dealers and acquisitions and purchase prices and like all of this stuff. All right. Okay. And Jane is just like, what is going on? This is crazy. At this point, Celeste shows up. Uh-huh. She is dressed beautifully. Overdressed, one might say.

It's like very much one of those things where she's like talking about like the finances of buying art more than the actual art. She's talking about like dealers and acquisitions and purchase prices and like all of this stuff. All right. Okay. And Jane is just like, what is going on? This is crazy. At this point, Celeste shows up. Uh-huh. She is dressed beautifully. Overdressed, one might say.

And she goes up directly to Muffy. And she's like, how much did you pay for the thing? I will buy it off of you.

And she goes up directly to Muffy. And she's like, how much did you pay for the thing? I will buy it off of you.

$50,000?

$50,000?

$50,000. What? Isn't that like a nurse's income? Yes. It's like more than a teacher bakes.

$50,000. What? Isn't that like a nurse's income? Yes. It's like more than a teacher bakes.

They look like balls. Buffy is like, no. Like, I like the figs. I paid for them. I had this whole, like, reinforced concrete platform built so that they could sit on it. Like, I'm not selling them. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Guess who else is here at this party? It's Celeste's ex-husband. And his much younger wife who likes an even temperature. Yes. He comes over and he's like, Celeste, stop it.

They look like balls. Buffy is like, no. Like, I like the figs. I paid for them. I had this whole, like, reinforced concrete platform built so that they could sit on it. Like, I'm not selling them. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Guess who else is here at this party? It's Celeste's ex-husband. And his much younger wife who likes an even temperature. Yes. He comes over and he's like, Celeste, stop it.

I gave you two weeks and you didn't buy them. Like, you had the first option. I don't know what you're doing here. And Celeste freaks out. She's like, you stole my fig. You stole everything. And Charles, like, kind of sighs and is like, I don't understand where this is coming from. Like, I'm the one who bought the figs. You never even liked the sculpture.

I gave you two weeks and you didn't buy them. Like, you had the first option. I don't know what you're doing here. And Celeste freaks out. She's like, you stole my fig. You stole everything. And Charles, like, kind of sighs and is like, I don't understand where this is coming from. Like, I'm the one who bought the figs. You never even liked the sculpture.

Mm-hmm. We're almost at the end. What do you think? How are you feeling?

Mm-hmm. We're almost at the end. What do you think? How are you feeling?

Like this woman has been going on and on and on about these fucking figs for a year.

Like this woman has been going on and on and on about these fucking figs for a year.

Celeste's ex-husband is like, it was only like after we got divorced that she started to care about it.

Celeste's ex-husband is like, it was only like after we got divorced that she started to care about it.

And Celeste is like, this isn't true. Like, they're going back and back and forth. They are now having this fight publicly, which means that this is the point where we find out that it was not about the house temperature. Okay. What was it about, Kelsey? Thank you for asking. It is about the fact that Charles made a series of very, very bad investments.

And Celeste is like, this isn't true. Like, they're going back and back and forth. They are now having this fight publicly, which means that this is the point where we find out that it was not about the house temperature. Okay. What was it about, Kelsey? Thank you for asking. It is about the fact that Charles made a series of very, very bad investments.