Kelsey McKinney

Right. You're like the friend that I like must have been like trapped in a witch's spell in order to be friends with this other woman who I dislike. Jane also likes Muffy because Muffy started dating this like younger hot man. And the younger hot man does all of their yard work with no shirt. Lovely. Lovely stuff. He's like sipping from the garden hose, throwing his hair back.

Right. You're like the friend that I like must have been like trapped in a witch's spell in order to be friends with this other woman who I dislike. Jane also likes Muffy because Muffy started dating this like younger hot man. And the younger hot man does all of their yard work with no shirt. Lovely. Lovely stuff. He's like sipping from the garden hose, throwing his hair back.

He's always like hammering stuff. Who knows what. He like has a push lawnmower. He's out there for hours. And Jane is like a little bit of a horn dog. So she's like, I appreciate this. Like, thank you for having this hot boyfriend for me. Very kind and thoughtful. Very nice. Love Muffy. Yeah.

He's always like hammering stuff. Who knows what. He like has a push lawnmower. He's out there for hours. And Jane is like a little bit of a horn dog. So she's like, I appreciate this. Like, thank you for having this hot boyfriend for me. Very kind and thoughtful. Very nice. Love Muffy. Yeah.

And Muffy reminds Jane of like a younger her because Muffy also like wants her house to be really nice, wants her garden to be really nice. And in particular, Muffy has a massive herb garden of like potted plants that she babies.

And Muffy reminds Jane of like a younger her because Muffy also like wants her house to be really nice, wants her garden to be really nice. And in particular, Muffy has a massive herb garden of like potted plants that she babies.

She, like, brings them inside in the winter. She prunes them every day. She waters them constantly. She, like, never lets her young, hot boyfriend touch them because they have to be, like, perfect. Okay. So one day, Jane's out. She's on her little morning walk right around the neighborhood. She runs into Muffy. She's like, what's up, Muffy? Like, what's going on with you?

She, like, brings them inside in the winter. She prunes them every day. She waters them constantly. She, like, never lets her young, hot boyfriend touch them because they have to be, like, perfect. Okay. So one day, Jane's out. She's on her little morning walk right around the neighborhood. She runs into Muffy. She's like, what's up, Muffy? Like, what's going on with you?

And Muffy's like, oh, my God, me and my hot boyfriend are going on vacation to Italy or whatever to be beautiful for two weeks.

And Muffy's like, oh, my God, me and my hot boyfriend are going on vacation to Italy or whatever to be beautiful for two weeks.

And Jane in her head is like, that's so sad that your hot boyfriend is leaving and I won't get to see him. But out loud, she's like, that's so nice. I'm so happy for you. Jane is also like, it's August. So it's really hot outside. And she's like concerned because she knows that Muffy loves her herb garden. So she's like, oh, do you want me to water it while you're gone? Sure. Yeah.

And Jane in her head is like, that's so sad that your hot boyfriend is leaving and I won't get to see him. But out loud, she's like, that's so nice. I'm so happy for you. Jane is also like, it's August. So it's really hot outside. And she's like concerned because she knows that Muffy loves her herb garden. So she's like, oh, do you want me to water it while you're gone? Sure. Yeah.

And Muffy is like, oh my God, you're so sweet. But no, I already asked Celeste to do it. So you don't need to worry about it at all. Okay. Are you worried? I'm worried. Yeah.

And Muffy is like, oh my God, you're so sweet. But no, I already asked Celeste to do it. So you don't need to worry about it at all. Okay. Are you worried? I'm worried. Yeah.

Jane is like, okay, no problem. But then Muffy goes uptown and like, have you ever watched Basil when it doesn't get watered?

Jane is like, okay, no problem. But then Muffy goes uptown and like, have you ever watched Basil when it doesn't get watered?

Yes. And if it's like outside, it also like just like starts to droop really badly. Right. And the leaves like go yellow and then it's like very gross and sad. And it's summer and it's hot. And Jane is watching out her window while Muffy is out of town that within a single 24 hour period, the basil is like wilted over.

Yes. And if it's like outside, it also like just like starts to droop really badly. Right. And the leaves like go yellow and then it's like very gross and sad. And it's summer and it's hot. And Jane is watching out her window while Muffy is out of town that within a single 24 hour period, the basil is like wilted over.

It's just not. If you're Jane, do you go water the basil?

It's just not. If you're Jane, do you go water the basil?