Kelsey McKinney

He put most of their money into an eco dance resort. And he also put a lot of money into some kind of omnidirectional treadmill for VR video games. OK, both of these things sound stupid because they are. And so neither of them took off. And so the thing is, these people were no longer rich. They were house poor.

He put most of their money into an eco dance resort. And he also put a lot of money into some kind of omnidirectional treadmill for VR video games. OK, both of these things sound stupid because they are. And so neither of them took off. And so the thing is, these people were no longer rich. They were house poor.

So like when she asked for a divorce, she used her settlement money to buy this new house in the neighborhood, expecting there would be more money down the road. And then there was like no more money. So it's not that she ever wanted the fig. The fig was like a pawn. It's like a pettiness prop. She wants it because she wants to sell it, to have money, to hurt Charles.

So like when she asked for a divorce, she used her settlement money to buy this new house in the neighborhood, expecting there would be more money down the road. And then there was like no more money. So it's not that she ever wanted the fig. The fig was like a pawn. It's like a pettiness prop. She wants it because she wants to sell it, to have money, to hurt Charles.

Bingo. What she was trying to do is figure out how much Muffy paid for it so that she could then get half that money from Charles. So at this point, she turns to Muffy and she's like, just tell me how much you paid for it. Like, did you pay $50,000? Did you pay $75,000? Did you pay $100,000? Like... What did you pay for this fig? Holy fuck. Muffy's like, oh, no, I paid ten thousand dollars. Wow.

Bingo. What she was trying to do is figure out how much Muffy paid for it so that she could then get half that money from Charles. So at this point, she turns to Muffy and she's like, just tell me how much you paid for it. Like, did you pay $50,000? Did you pay $75,000? Did you pay $100,000? Like... What did you pay for this fig? Holy fuck. Muffy's like, oh, no, I paid ten thousand dollars. Wow.

A real a real steal. These figs. Celeste loses her mind because she's like he gave it to Muffy for cheap to get rid of it.

A real a real steal. These figs. Celeste loses her mind because she's like he gave it to Muffy for cheap to get rid of it.

We're at the very end. How do you feel? Whose side are you on?

We're at the very end. How do you feel? Whose side are you on?

It's also like Victorian, the loss of a family fortune.

It's also like Victorian, the loss of a family fortune.

Leave her out of it.

Leave her out of it.

Whose side are you on? Who do you like still?

Whose side are you on? Who do you like still?

Do you want the final updates I have? Yes. Very final. The very final updates I have for you are that after all of this like bickering, Jane realized that she was like kind of in no man's land between two sides of a war. Right. Between Celeste and Muffy. And she kind of realized when this happened, she was like, oh, maybe I didn't really ever like Muffy. Maybe I just liked her hot boyfriend.

Do you want the final updates I have? Yes. Very final. The very final updates I have for you are that after all of this like bickering, Jane realized that she was like kind of in no man's land between two sides of a war. Right. Between Celeste and Muffy. And she kind of realized when this happened, she was like, oh, maybe I didn't really ever like Muffy. Maybe I just liked her hot boyfriend.

Right. Like maybe I didn't even really want to be her friend either. Maybe they deserve each other. And so she's like, you know what? It's time for me to move. And so Jane sold her house for a huge profit and she moved and she never had to think about any of these people ever again. And now Jane is rich. And now Jane is kind of rich.

Right. Like maybe I didn't even really want to be her friend either. Maybe they deserve each other. And so she's like, you know what? It's time for me to move. And so Jane sold her house for a huge profit and she moved and she never had to think about any of these people ever again. And now Jane is rich. And now Jane is kind of rich.