Ken

I said, no way, man.

It's two men in, two men out.

I promised Rick when we got in trouble that I would make sure he was safe and that if we get in this trouble together, we're getting out together.

He goes, I can get you out right now.

We'll come back for Rick in a couple days when I get another $40,000.

And I was worried about them saying where'd the money come from.

And it was coming from my living room.

But my brother's a financial guy.

So my brother races up literally 100 miles an hour to get to courthouse on a Friday afternoon to bond me out.

They call me upstairs.

And he's on one side of the bars.

And this place looks like something out of the Wild Wild West.

This isn't a modern, I mean, you know, I can imagine, you know, they didn't have sliding doors until, you know, they actually had a guy, the screw come with the key.

They finally got sliding doors.

And for those that don't know, you know, in prison we call the guys screws, right?

The guards.

It's because they screw you in, right?

The theory is, is every time they turn the key, they're screwing you into life's little hellhole.

And so my brother's there and the guard goes, oh, we don't take cash.

We only take checks.