Kendall Jr.

I've been using this Duolingo app, right, trying to communicate better with my coworkers.

And I just found out they don't even teach you the correct type of Spanish.

They teach you Spanish from, like, Spain.

So if you use that app and you go to Central America or South America, you're going to sound like a fucking dork.

And they're not going to tell you, either.

It's going to be like all, .

And they're just going to be like, .

But in parentheses, they're going to be like, this guy's a piece of shit.

But that begs the question that if a Mexican dude learned English on Duolingo, would he come to America all like, oh, it's Tuesday, isn't it?

My name's Big Stu, what it do?

I did this show in 2019.

Total?

Oh man, maybe a year and a half.

How could you be doing... I'm talking about all of them, if you add them all together, because I would do it for a couple months, quit for a couple years.

It's just hard to stay motivated in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

I mean, all together.

I did it for a couple months in 2015, a couple months in 2019, and I've been going consistent since March of this year.

Okay.

Well, I was like 40 pounds heavier in January.

Move to Austin.