Kenny Mayne

I've gotten to the point where I do not like playing golf.

As much as I love playing golf, I do not like playing golf with people I do not like.

and I won't.

Someone can invite me on the greatest trip.

We're going here, and I'm like, who's going?

And if it's a bunch of bozos, Koopy is out.

I'd rather go play an absolute muni with two guys wearing football jerseys and smoking weed and get a story out of it than...

That was going to be the name of this show.

But don't you think as a man in the world you live in today, there's rarely a scenario where you're going to spend four hours with three other guys doing something everybody's enjoying and not... You can't hide from...

getting a read on someone if you spend four hours playing something you're gonna find out a lot like is this is this a good fellow do i want to hang around him again what's he you can you find out because you can ask him anything and it's always fun i usually learn a lot sometimes no people don't ask me anything in return i go well i got that guy figured out but he doesn't know shit about me that's fine too i like that

Should I hit eight or seven?

Exactly.

I could almost just stop there.

I love when people get hurt.

I don't know why.

Pain in a grown man.

I saw a guy kill a goose once.

I had two clients one time I was playing with, and one guy was up ahead in the bunker kind of trying to figure out something, and someone just absolutely hit this shin-high two-iron right in the lower back.

And the guy went, oh!

And those two started getting in a fight, and I just laughed my face off.