Kenzie
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Well, it's not your turn. Wait. Is line one, two, three, four factual? What is it?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I was laying in bed halfway asleep. It's probably like one in the morning. Yeah. And Matt comes in. Shut the door. Take my shirt off. Oh no. I'm like, are you going to shower? And he was like, my brother's an idiot. I hate my brother. And I was like, okay, that's crazy.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
That was a good guess. Okay. Okay. So if it's yellow, that means the letter is correct, but it's in the wrong spot.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Keep telling me. Thank you. Did he mention that? Kenzie's the only person I want to hear from right now. Let Kenzie speak. So Matt was like, I have all this stuff in my hands. And he just stands at the top of the stairs, talking his life away. That's all he does is just talk, talk, talk. And I'm just standing here, ready to go. I'm tired. It's 1 in the morning.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
You asked him to come downstairs, please, or something. I don't think you said it nicely.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay, so then he was like, yeah, and so then I just chunked his water bottle outside. And then he laughed. He's like, yeah. And I was like, why would you do that? You're going to start a fight. And he was like, that's exactly what Cash said in the car. That kind of crap is going to make us get in a fight. And then he said, he's lucky I didn't go pee on his car. And I was like...
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I was like, why would you pee on his car? And he said, because that would show him. I was like, how is that going to show him? He said, it would be so funny if you just grabbed the door handle and it was like pee everywhere. And I was like, okay, please don't do that because then he's going to pee on our car. And he was like, you're right. Next time I'll just leave him.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And then I'll have to walk home. And I was like, yeah, that'll show him. Yeah, but Matt has access to. Oh, I'm revoking your privileges if you're threatening Matt.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And then I said, but you walked in just fine. Like, I heard y'all from out, because our window is, like, right by the, what is that called? The driveway. The driveway. Why can I think of that? And I was like, y'all are just laughing and, like, talking about something. And he was like, oh, yeah, we're fine now. And I was like, but 10 seconds ago, you wanted to pee on his car.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And he was like, oh yeah, but we got over it. It's not even a mile to the boy's house. Like, it probably took them three minutes to get home.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
You know the funniest part of that story, I think, that you didn't tell was that after Mav was saying that he was going to smash the candle.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Oh, no. I wasn't going to say that. Now be quiet. Okay. Anyways, then he's like looking for something that belongs to me or Maverick. And he's like looking in the kitchen. Everything in the kitchen belongs to Kate. Everything in the kitchen is Kate's. And he's like, I got to grab something. He grabs a butcher's knife this long and sticks it behind his butt. He's like, I'm going to fart on it.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I'm going to fart on it. I'm like, you better be real careful with that because he literally almost impaled himself with a butcher's knife in his butt.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay, okay, okay. Maverick was like, we have to destroy something of his. And I was like, we don't have to do anything. And then he runs over and he's looking through the kitchen for something that's yours.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay. And so the only thing that was left in the kitchen because Kate cleaned it up so nice was a poker set.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
He opens the poker set and he's like, okay, we're going to throw the queen away. We're going to throw this one away. And how about this ace? We'll throw that one away. And I'm like, no, no, don't throw them away. So I take them from him, right? And before I could take them to save you, he rips them in half. And so then this is where I was forced to...
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, you're lying. Well, it was something like that. I was trying to save them, and he ripped them before I could take them. So don't hurt my cow, please.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
So then I took them from him, and I was like, we have to get rid of the evidence. And so I left.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
So I had to light them on fire. But then you walked out of your bedroom.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
So I quickly put them out and put them under the drying mat. And then you walked out and you were, like, leaning on top of the drying mat. And I was like, oh, no. The evidence is right there. And then I was like, he's going to be able to smell it, obviously.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Anyways, then you're sitting there telling him about the story, just laughing up a storm while you're leaning on the drying mat, which really is the death of your queen of hearts or whatever it is. And then you finish your story, and you fill up your little jug of water, and you go to bed. And then I was like, hurry, hurry, and light them on fire again.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And then it was taking too long, so I put them out, and we threw them in the trash.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And I did not destroy them. I just had to get rid of the evidence. Don't!
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Harper’s Quitting School!
He's going to mess up my cow. Unfortunately, it's out of my hands. I'll buy you a new one.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I saw you shake your head at him. You told him to do whatever it is.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yeah, he did say kill the cow. I'm going to be actually upset if my cow is messed up.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Give me my cow. You like stuffed animals so much? I don't know.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Put it on the floor. Okay. Give me a bet. No, put it on the floor.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Now put Gerald down. No, you put him on the floor over there.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay. And if you don't, I will zap you. Give me that knife.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I think it works, but I think it's going to be like... There's something broken in the top left corner.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Where's your parents? A grown man just threw me around the room.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Well, a baby man just threw me around the room. Well, a medium man. What's the drama, Kate? The drama is I tried to help. I did. And Cash, I mean Maverick, helped him.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yeah. Yeah, well, I came home, and I put him in the microwave, like the instructions said, and I went to our room, and Maverick was like, that thing smells horrible. horrible. Throw it away. And I was like, no, I'm not going to throw it away. So I set it on my bedside table because it matches my room. And then he also, again, told me to throw it away because he said it made our room look ugly.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Actually, I don't think I hurt my wrist. I think cash hurt my wrist.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Oh, that's when we were dating still? Yeah. And he was just looking through my photos and he was like, oh, a hidden album. And so he wanted to click on the hidden album. And I was like, no, give me that back. And he did the face ID thing. And so my hidden album was open. And I was like, give me my phone back. What is in the hidden album?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
He was getting actually upset. And I was like, it's my hidden album. And that was our first fight.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Well, because I didn't want to be like, oh, it's photos of me in, like, a sports bra and stuff. In a sports bra? Yes.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Um, actually, what are you going to say? Because maybe I don't want to say it.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What if that episode does trash? Let's wait and see if they want the second.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
So are you going to like have to take your homework and like your computer and stuff on tour? No. You're just going to leave it at home?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I played softball from the time I was 8 years old to the time I was 22 years old. Really? And whenever I stopped, I did not get fat.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
She's not giving attention. Wait, what actually happens if you miss detention? You have like an extra hour.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Do you mean the grass is greener on the other side? No. Kind of like that, babe.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
We should have, oh my goodness, we should have a thumbnail. Therapist episode. No, I tried to get Dr. Phil on the episode.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What were you holding? I guess that was a no, Kate. I guess we are not sharing the story. Wait, what were you holding, Mav?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
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The LOL Podcast
Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Dude, there's this thing on the secret menu there. Oh my gosh, what's it called, bro? Chicken?
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Alex, what's it called? Chicken wrap. The grilled chicken flatbread.
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No, it's not on the menu. I've looked a hundred thousand times.
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he had gone to taco bell like every single day that month yeah he did he goes the lady told me wow you finally decided to come in the store that's crazy that's a crazy comment from a taco bell worker no you know what i was gonna oh yeah i can't wait to go to either like jack in the box when i get home dude what is did your mom really she's just on the run right now did your mom tell you that you have to stay here a little bit later yeah that's fine okay how long
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Oh! These are like WAP. Oh my gosh! What did I tell you the other day? What did I tell you? These are not WAPers. WAPers are good, but give me one more. No, no. What did I tell you are top A-list candies? He said WAPers were one of the S-tier candies.
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No Jack in the Box for you. Maybe we can order a 12-pack so these girls can have some Cinnabons.
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We're going to give them the Cinnabon Delight. We're going to turn around. They're going to be gone. They're going to be like, we never had any of those.
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No, Jack in the Box has, like, everything, not pizza. Yes, Jack in the Box. Did you guys ever post the video where you guys pooped in the McDonald's? No.
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Not we, by the way. Kate. Just Kate pooped in the McDonald's.
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I mean, pooping in a McDonald's on the floor and not posting the video. I mean, first off, that's just vile to do in the first place, let alone to not post the video. We didn't actually poop. It was a wet paper towel.
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Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4
Donut holes, Mav. Oh, you wouldn't know they're donut holes, wouldn't you?
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That was suspicious that you knew they were donut holes. But they're not only donut holes because they're not cut out of a donut, I don't think.
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They're like their own crust. Donut holes aren't cut out of donuts.
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I wish we had a mic on Alex. Alex just goes, donut holes don't come from donuts. Alex, how do you think the hole in the donut gets there?
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Have you ever seen the green-filled donuts that don't have a hole?
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Yeah, they gotta punch a hole in the donut to get the hole.
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What the... thank you yes they are generally maybe at those jank donut places but at shipley's where they make good donuts yeah i started thinking about it and i was like i'm pretty sure they make them in like little rings and then they just whoa there's cinnamon twist shipley's alex like i think this is enough donut talk let's play a game yeah yeah no no game kiss marry kill no all right
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that doesn't sound right all right maverick kiss jack in the box i got a good one maverick kiss marry kill wait i want to do one what can i do one yeah i was gonna ask you one okay you can go i guess okay no you can go first that's fine okay kiss marry kill Let's see. The first one is going to be... You don't even have it. No, I do.
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First one's going to be Chucky. What the? Kill.
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You're going to kill Chucky? I'll kill Chucky right now before I even know the rest.
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I mean, that was the only one I really remember. No, I said three candies. I said airheads. Airheads are up there.
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I don't care. I'll kill Chucky now. Okay. Chucky is dead. A tall white. A tall white. No, no one knows what a tall white is.
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And then the last one we will do something violent. What? Something that would kill you. What the?
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From the Shining. How about the Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters? I love those things. No, no. Shining Girls.
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I guess kiss the shine, marry the shiny girls. I don't know who those are. They're children.
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He gave me children? You don't even have time.
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Yeah, you don't even have time to kiss E.T. What the? messed up what the all right bye maverick kiss marry kill kinsey kate harper what the you can't ask they just did look at me now cash first off there's no not optional This is cut. Cut this. No, it's in. We're not doing Kiss Mary, Kill Harper, Kate Kinsey. Yeah, we are. Watch it. Let's go. I'm not doing that. Play the game, man. No, I'm not.
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It kind of sounds like and. What? And. And what? Yes. No. This is literally the top two S-tier candies put together. No. A Whopper and an Andy's Man.
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Okay, I'll play the game, but we're cutting it.
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Sorry. You're a minor. You're dead. Dead. Did you see that coming, Harper?
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Wait, what the frick did you think? Because you're a child. You just acted surprised. Obviously, he's going to kill you.
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All right, well. I can't. I can't continue. You got two left, bud. I'm going to turn off the camera. I mean, how's he even thinking about it right now? I'm going to marry my wife, obviously. And that means I have to kiss yours. Hey, don't kiss my wife. That was messed up. Why did you say that? You made me kiss your wife.
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Oh, yeah, you know what? Well, then, I'm going to kiss Kinsey. No, kiss, marry, kill.
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How do you like that, Mav? Kiss, marry, kill.
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Hey, and your... Dude, your mother-in-law... Is anybody's mom here right now? Your mother-in-law could be watching this, and I would put you on very bad terms. Okay, well, let me just tell you. First off, right here. No, I'm killing my mom.
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You can't... You can't... She lived a good life. Whoa. Sorry. She was your mother. She was a good woman. All right, moving on from that. Wait, you killed her? You killed your mom? What do you want me to do, freaking marry her? Like, what? Well, I didn't expect you to kill her. Okay, well, she's dead. Who were the other two? Harper's mom and your mother-in-law. Harper's mom and Kate's mom?
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I'm going to have to kiss my stepmom. Your stepmom?
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She's your mother-in-law. Oh, mother-in-law. I'm going to kiss my mother-in-law, okay? And then I'm going to marry your mom, Harper. Yeah, you're grounded.
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Dude, everyone in Dallas's name is Mohammed.
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I don't think we're just going to randomly guess the name.
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Listen, right now we're playing this game. Also, dude, shout out to Muhammad, bro. You suck, man. You can't put that on the internet. Yeah, he sucks. Dude, what?
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yeah actually yeah you do suck yeah muhammad sucks man i don't know your last name but i should i should i find his last name right now no no no i'm gonna tell them all his number that's what i'm gonna do he was trying to take our money that's doxing what is that bro that's illegal and you'll go to jail to leak a number yeah well i'll just accidentally drop my phone and people will see it right don't you don't know what he did to me what'd he do this car salesman okay
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That one's... I mean, maybe cut that. Cut that. Cut that. No, no, no. You don't got to cut it. He knows what he did.
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These are grown men. They can all do their mistakes. This car salesman, guess what he did? I'm looking for a truck to buy. I go on Facebook Market. I see my dream truck. The truck I've always wanted. I'm like, all right, bet. I'm going to buy it. Muhammad is this guy's name. Works at some dealership.
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His name was Muhammad Ali. Okay. And then I was like, hey, man, I want this truck. Like, is it still available? He's like, yeah, it's still available. I was like, all right, well, what's your dealership's address? He sends me the address, and it is an hour away. And I was like, okay, well, that's fine. Matt, you want to go with me? We'll go pick up this truck.
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Matt was like, well, just call him to make sure he still has this truck. And I was like, I called him, and I was like, hey, man, do you still have this truck? Also, can you do like $45,000 on it because I can just go get the money and then make sure the bank gives me the check so I can give it to you. And he was like, oh, no, man, we'll work out a price when you get here.
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I was like, oh, my gosh, man, just tell me the price so I can get the check. He didn't want to tell me the price. I get there, and he hands me off to his little buddy. He's like, hey, I'm actually kind of sick right now, so my buddy's going to take care of you. And they sit me down at the desk, and they're like, so what type of truck are you looking for?
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I was like, the one that I came here to purchase. And he was like, oh, yeah, we'll just pull that right around here for you. And they pull around a different truck. And I was like. That's not the truck I asked for. Yeah. And this man made me drive one hour.
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And an hour back to see a truck that he did not have for sale because he wanted to sell me on a random truck. And then he calls me after I leave. And he was like, hey, man, because his friend. This was crazy. His friend was the one.
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His friend was the one showing me the truck. So I didn't even go back inside to see this Mohammed guy because his friend was the one showing me the truck. I just left.
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And then Mohammed calls me. Like, rise, we're pulling out of the lot. And he was like, hey. man, why'd you leave so early, man? We were going to hook you up with a truck today. Why'd you leave so early? I was like, didn't have my truck. I was like, oh, I left because you didn't have the truck you said you had. He's like, oh no, man, that truck sold.
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I really need that bag. I've never had such good candy in my life.
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That truck sold 30 minutes before I got here, man. I mean, just 30 minutes, 30 minutes ago, man. I said, no, man, you haven't had that truck in two months. That listing was two months old. You never had that truck. He's like, no, man, it's not like that. It's not like that. And then, also, his buddy told us the truck sold that morning.
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And he tried to tell us the truck sold 30 minutes before we pulled up.
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Juan. You got it. Juan bringing the divine delights, man. Juan. Juan. Should we invite him on the pod when he gets here? Yeah. Yes. Invite him on the pod. We'll play Kiss, Marry, Kill with him. I'm like, Kiss, Marry, Kill, me, me, or me? You have to do it all.
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I just need to see it for research purposes so I know what to buy after.
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No, let's ask him, Kiss, Marry, Kill, or forget candy. Hey, track his location, because I don't want him to just leave it at the door.
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Wait, is he Hispanic? Yeah. What if he doesn't speak English? We need Michael to come over here to translate. I think he'll speak English.
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Oh, well, that's what we're about to do today.
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Come inside, please. He's like, I'm here. Please come inside.
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Wait, y'all didn't do Kiss, Marry, Kill yet.
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okay i got one uh kiss marry kill um wait who's it for well i was in the middle of it that's why i would if you wouldn't remember to be all right yeah but who's it for okay uh kiss marry kill for uh kenzie or uh yes kenzie uh-huh all right kiss marry kill um kate's dad um bronwyn's dad or i mean harper's dad or uh my dad
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Mom and dad, text me the word target if you see this episode. I don't know if they actually watch every episode. We're about to find out. Here we go.
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Tell her to give it to me. Unfortunately, if you take that bag, she's going to be very mad. I just need to eat one. I just need... I'll give you one.
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So I'm pretty much asking you in case you're wondering, who is the hottest dad? Let's see who she says.
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Yeah, let me rephrase it, Kinsey. Who is the hottest dad, ranking of one to three?
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If that's the case, I wouldn't have killed my mother. Okay? She didn't die for nothing. Why would you even suggest that? Yeah.
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If anything, that's the closest thing to kissing Maverick. Yeah, basically the same.
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Both of their names are James. Yeah, we have the same name. And the same nose. And the same blood. So it's pretty much the same thing.
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Y'all both killing my own dad. My mom's dead and my dad's dead too now. Our parents got cooked.
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All right, Kinsey, what's your lineup? Come on.
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Wow, dude, Harper's parents are a hot commodity right there.
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This one better not be stupid, Kenzie. I want entertainment.
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What the heck, man? You got cooked. I'm dead? Yeah, you're going to be cooked soon because your whole family is going to be dead. What? Your mom's dead, your dad's dead, and now I'm dead too. You're about to inherit a lot of money.
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You chose to do that twice? You did it once, you do it again.
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I can't even make the same mistake twice. Come on, Kate. Look at Mav and Alex when you off them. Come on. Look at me. Look at them when you off them or you kiss them. Have the decency to look me in the eye.
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Okay, maybe don't. Ew. What? That's kind of weird. We all know she's killing me. The gun's already loaded. The bullet's in the gun.
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Wait. Kiss, marry, kill. Honey? No, no, not animals.
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Honey has bad breath. Okay, honey. No, not everyone even knows honey. Listen, honey.
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Because you suck at this. Hey, yesterday we shot a music video. And yes, we did. It was fire. Do your move. I mean, I can't really do it. I mean, if Cash wants to stand there, I'll do it. Oh, but the move kind of hurts me. No, you'll be okay. It would involve me getting hurt.
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That was kind of insulting. Okay. Also, you better kill me. Just kill me.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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No, not that one. No, the 619. That's not a 619. I don't know. What is it? It's called a hurricane. Well, the hurricane sounds painful. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. Just stand there. Ready? I feel like we're going to take out all the cameras. No, no. You just stand right here. There's a stand back on that light.
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What the? What the heck, man? You got cooked. Yeah, you're gonna be cooked soon because your whole family's gonna be dead. What? What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode. Today, we are waiting on Kinsey because she's late, as always. And we are waiting on Harper because she is pooping.
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Well, here's a sneak peek at our music video that we have coming out in about, I don't know, about three to four weeks. We have a music video coming out. It's gonna be very great. It's on the Cash and Maverick channel.
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Harper Zillmer starring Cash and Maverick on the Cash and Maverick YouTube channel. You gotta stand right there.
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Wait, wait, okay. It's gonna fall right there. Dude, don't be like this. You're wasting time. People want to see it. Come on. All right.
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I say we order Postmates and see if that Uber driver will come up. And then I say whoever comes on, we give them $100. Yeah! Alright, you got $100? No! Well, I guess they get nothing then. Maybe a shout-out.
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No, I said it on Google Translate. I mean, who knows what I said translates to, but I don't really know. But... He listened to it, and then he was like...
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Yeah, that was when we got kicked out of Mexico.
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Just stand right around. This is going to hurt. Okay, if you're planning any kind of trip this spring, listen up. Booking.com is the official accommodations partner of MLB, and it's honestly the easiest way to book your next stay. Hotels, check. Cabins, check. Cozy Beach Bungalow with room service, double check. You want to travel like a pro without the stress? This is how you do it.
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Out of the resort. Out of the beach. of mexico they wanted us to swim back to america have you already told the story on the pod we did forever it's actually one of like our like we told the story like literally a year and a half ago on the pod so yeah it was like we said it like right after it happened it's titled we got kicked out of mexico yeah wait it was
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yeah we filmed so many episodes yeah dude can y'all believe 200 episodes deep yeah we're on like 170 episodes or something like that we just had the 100th episode party do we need to have a 200th episode party yes probably soon i say on the 200th episode party we do something big everybody's seven mil party with just my friends seven mil y'all
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Yeah, it does. From zero? No, 7,500,000 would round to 10.
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What? Okay. Okay. Well, anyways, guys, comment down below what we should do for our 200th episode. I'm actually very interested. We can do anything.
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We don't have a huge budget, but you know, comment down below. I'm kidding. We got a pretty good budget.
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So I would request that your request does not involve me getting lit on fire again.
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does that's okay we have insurance now so we'll be fine i remember after the 100th episode i went and took a shower and just all my hair was just falling out are you kidding yeah i mean chunks of hair just start screaming from the shower i was like kate i'm bonnie he was like no no and then like two weeks later our hairstylist asked him yeah all right like two weeks later our hairstylist looks at his hair and she's like did you have to give a hair sample
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Why is your hair shaved? Juan's getting his haircut next to me. He's like, yeah, they have a podcast. All right, guys. Well, we're going to have our next episode. We are going to invite another Uber driver on to make sure to watch that episode. But also, we're going to be going on tour very soon. We're going to be announcing a tour probably within the next two to four weeks. So stay tuned.
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Spring's here, baseball's back, and we've teamed up with Booking.com to put our own spin on the most iconic baseball song ever. Let's go. Take me out to Hawaii. Take me out to the bay. From east to west, coast down to South Carolina. Out on the beach in Florida is where you'll find all the deals from Booking.com. They got the best kind of stay because it's quick, easy.
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Please don't miss out and book your trip today. And right now, you could win $1,000 in Booking.com travel credit. No joke. Just go to at Booking.com on Instagram and check out the sweepstakes post. No purchase necessary. U.S. residents 18 and up. Ends April 13. Rules in the caption. Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. Don't resist it, Cash. Yep, there we go. That'll be good. Right there. Right? So close.
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Yeah, I did. I literally just said don't move. Okay, well we gotta be in frame, bro. They're only seeing my booty right now. Well, of course we need space. We need space. Alright, just go. Okay. Ready? I don't know if I can really do it from here.
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Turn this way a little bit. Yeah, there you go. Okay. Okay.
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Stand up straight, good posture. I'm really ready! Am I about to get hit? You need to be more like in a stance. Alright, I'm in a stance. Cash, my weight is going to go all forward. You're going to fall forward. I understand. Okay, I understand.
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I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Ow! I can't. I'm ready. Just like that. Okay. You said you were ready.
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That was a bad representation of our music video. Can I show the movie?
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No, she was pooping. I literally smelt it. I could smell it. Look at her. She knows, too. You gotta go on. That's a look of a guilty face.
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Okay. Oh, it's really good. I just can't wait. This is actually the best music video we have ever shot in our entire lives. It's full of action, fighting, dirt bike jumps, a lot of cool things.
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Rockaway? I mean, that doesn't take much to beat that one. But this is an actual legit music video. The best one we've ever filmed.
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Okay, I'll play the game, but we're cutting it.
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I mean, it's definitely full of more action.
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I don't know. There was a lot of action at the end of that one. Oh, there was.
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That was weird. Don't watch the ending of that. Different type of action.
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i'm sorry i was trying to throw my bottle in the trash can but then i realized the lid was closed hey but yesterday we did so we were doing the action movie music video and we were like doing all sorts of like stunt scenes and my back is so sore what the what i'm sorry are you guys not sore from being like thrown on the ground and stuff i don't get sore yeah we don't get sore you're not sore
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That part looks good. I don't think I have it.
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Yeah, and Harper grabbed the girl's face and smashed her into the counter twice. She was like, boom, boom.
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And then she took a bottle and smacked it on her head.
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And then for a part of the video, Harper was supposed to slap the girl.
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fake slapped the girl and harper actually slapped the girl the girl was like oh hey harper's like oh my gosh are you okay and the girl was like yeah i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i was like i'm sorry i don't think she's fine it was really bad didn't y'all have a conversation or did i mishear this whenever she was saying that she didn't actually want to be hit with the bottle
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It's all right. After I've been gone all day, like, if you get defensive, you're just going to look guilty.
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Well, that's awkward. No. Because I walked over and was like, Harper, grab the bottle and just smack it right on her head.
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You didn't. You really just hit her right in the face.
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The whole entire time yesterday shooting this music video. I'm not even kidding. I'm pretty sure Kate and Kenzie like read books the entire time.
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Wait, yeah, y'all have a pink couch. Why didn't y'all use that one?
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You gotta be kidding me. Y'all bought another pink couch. That is crazy.
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no my god no you didn't yes i did it was buy two get one half dude i've never seen deals i didn't know like percentages off and stuff i actually really got like real life human beings until i met kate we were literally in target like two days ago and she was like oh my gosh cash the mints closer 30 off you have to buy it it's circle week I was like, what?
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The clothes are, they're still profiting off you. They're just marketing it high and then telling you it's a percent off so you'll buy it.
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Yeah, my legs got too massive, so I'm outgrowing all my jeans.
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Kinsey was supposed to be ready. Let's see. Uh. How much? 25 minutes ago. 24, yep. 24 minutes. 24 minutes ago.
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Okay, you're killed. Sorry. You're a minor. You're dead. Dead.
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Well, if we had awkward silence... Okay, this is weird. If we had awkward silence... Dude. It would be interrupted... By Cash. No, not by me.
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What? Why do I feel like I've heard you say that before? Why do you say that every time you have a pimple?
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Okay. Wait, I thought those were from Taco Bell.
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You're going to Chipotle to act like you're skinny and you're going to Taco Bell to get cinnamon delight balls? Yes. That's crazy. That is a crazy diet.
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You know, the cinnamon balls, the light bulbs, those things are either hit or miss. Every time I get one, they're either hard and absolutely garbage, or they're actually fire.
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You get the 12-pack? You eat 12 cinnamon balls.
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There's no way you can eat 12 of those. I'll post-mix 12 of them right now. I mean, four is like an accomplishment. Plus a Chipotle bowl.
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Is that? No. Yes, it is. It also comes in a four, doesn't it? No, it doesn't. Two or 12 is crazy. I mean, they are messed up for that. That is a crazy joke. It's like, would you like two of these or 12? Do they come with? How about like five or four? I know, last time I asked for six.
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Wait, you don't know what a cinnamon bond delight is from Taco Bell?
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Oh my gosh, that has to be evil. They're so good. Something went wrong in your life.
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You don't know what it is either? Oh my goodness, they're trying to act skinny.
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Oh, yeah, you guys don't know what a cinnamon bar delight ball is.
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Okay. Is it a donut hole? Is it a donut hole?
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But, like. It kind of is. I never thought about that.
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No, it is a donut hole, pretty much. No, it's not. Just with cinnamon on it.
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And, like, the cream inside. It's different.
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You're saying you have a Taco Bell phase and you don't know what the Cinnamon Bon Delight balls is?
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Yeah, and if you had a Taco Bell phase, you would know what a Cinnamon Bon Delight ball is.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
What am I supposed to hold you like that the whole episode? This is a very uncomfortable height on a box. I'm going to a cheer competition this weekend. I have so much power. I could just let go and fall over right now. There we go. I think we're... Okay, no. Maverick smells bad.
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Hold on. Dude, get it. Okay, hold it real quick, please. Well, I can't hold you here the whole episode. Okay, Matt.
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I think you can have someone fill in. Yeah, fine. How's somebody fill in? Who else would fill in? Me! Nope, not you. Heather Grace!
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I'm Mr. Loverman. What? The phone was thrown. Wait, where's the phone? Cash. It's gone.
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Now you actually can't. What? I'm Mr. Lover Moon.
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We Broke Up!
Nope, because we had softball. When you were in school, we have spring break. You get a break, but I didn't go anywhere for spring break.
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We Broke Up!
Am I pretty? You look like the little girls in front of the Disney castle going to see Minnie for the first time. You look like Cindy Lou. Or like after the Bippity Boppity Boutique. Yeah.
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We Broke Up!
I love when little girls barely have enough hair and they have like the little water fountain.
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We Broke Up!
I don't understand. Ask the question. Don't say the riddle again. Just ask the question.
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We Broke Up!
No, it's where is home? Home is where you belong. Home is here at this house. That's your home.
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We Broke Up!
Cash Baker? It's Cash Baker! That was just a poem. That wasn't even a riddle.
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We Broke Up!
Her hands are together also. You never let your bow touch the ground. Her hands were together, I think.
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We Broke Up!
Here's the thing Here's the thing Maverick likes to argue for no reason yesterday. Was it yesterday? Saturday two days ago or whatever day it was. I don't know. We're sitting in the living room with his parents. He has an hour-long argument with them. Hour-long. This is true.
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We Broke Up!
I thought he was going to do something cool. I mean, that's pretty cool.
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We Broke Up!
I can't. But I think Harper can. Can you do a front walkover? I don't know if Harper can hold one this long.
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We Broke Up!
Share with me now. Yeah, I can share with you. Well, no, I won't share right now. No, share me now. What is it? There's a mic right here.
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We Broke Up!
Well, it's a year ancient. It was before we got engaged. What? Did I fake it? He was crying to you before he got engaged?
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We Broke Up!
With his parents. His own mom. About me and Maverick, but with his parents.
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We Broke Up!
No, argument. It was an argument. And the entire time, his mom is not saying much, but you can tell that what he is saying is hurting her feelings. And she's very worried. What's happening?
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We Broke Up!
what you are are you dating the man are you not dating the man well we're on a break but we're pretty what does that even freaking cash if you're gonna be a girl you have to be sensitive and you have to listen yeah listen oh i thought girls talk a lot and interrupt each other no they listen when they don't judge well they judge afterwards probably but you gotta you you know when she's talking you gotta hit the yeah
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We Broke Up!
Anyways, we get into the car an hour after this argument. And Maverick, I'm talking to Maverick about how dumb his side of the story was. He was like, oh, I don't think any of that. And I was like, why would you say that?
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We Broke Up!
No, honestly, when you're in high school, when you're in high school and you're seeing someone every single day for eight hours a day, it does feel like three days is a long time.
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We Broke Up!
Honestly I don't believe anything Have you ever seen Cobra Kai I mean I am into anime boys, but have you ever seen Cobra Kai I
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We Broke Up!
Yeah, but not like that. It's like indirectly. Yeah. It's like, oh, you're sure it looks cute.
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We Broke Up!
dang it harper you you keep saying oh well we're kind of on a break okay well we're on let me tell you we're kind of just we're on are you together no are you broken listen harper let me tell you something there's no such thing as a break you're either together or you're not thank you i've been on a break and he went on dates with my friends so are you kidding me
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We Broke Up!
Yeah. That's what my friends say too. Some might say, yeah. So you're not on a break either. Once Yuri does it, and if he wanted to, he would. Well, well, hold on.
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We Broke Up!
No, if you're on a break, then that means you're taking time apart to think about things. Yeah. Then come back together and make a final decision.
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We Broke Up!
No, but in today's world, people cannot stand true to a break. So you're either committed to each other or you're not committed to each other. There is no such thing as a break, unfortunately, because men cannot stay true to the word break.
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We Broke Up!
You joke, but that verse meant so much to me. I kid you not. That's so funny.
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We Broke Up!
I said, oh, thank you. And he just kind of like looked at me and didn't smile. And then he was handing me things one at a time. And I was like, oh, thanks so much for grabbing all that. Nothing. And then I was like, all right, well, you have a good day.
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We Broke Up!
Do y'all know what I've learned in marriage? What? People actually drool in their sleep.
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We Broke Up!
Maverick always drools on his pillow, and I have to wash the pillowcase all the time.
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We Broke Up!
Cash is the guy to sweep... Ow! Oh, I'm sorry. Don't do it again. Cash is the guy to sweep the entire house and then just sweep it underneath the refrigerator and moves out one day and there's just a desert.
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We Broke Up!
I walked around today with my headphones on. Read listening to my book.
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We Broke Up!
When you were younger, did you laugh at that joke where they were like, weren't you glad I didn't say banana? Ha ha ha!
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We Broke Up!
That doesn't deserve any attention. We were watching a home video of the boys the other day, and Maverick got in trouble, and his mom is, like, screaming at him. Yeah. And then his dad, like, puts him up against the table. He's like, don't move, son. And Cash is in the living room with his little phone. He's like, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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We Broke Up!
And then Maverick's dad walks back with a blow dart and just shoots him with a blow dart.
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We Broke Up!
Yeah. And I think I just saw a video of her where she's, like, forcing her son to smile for the video.
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We Broke Up!
Harper, you know my first spring break wasn't until I was 22 years old. That was my first ever spring break.
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Our House Was Robbed!
My house got broken into one time. They tried to steal my uncle's identity.
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Our House Was Robbed!
No. I thought you noticed that already. I didn't. It's Cash's fault.
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Our House Was Robbed!
That's pretty fucked up. I can get it out for you after this episode.
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Our House Was Robbed!
I was wearing a white dress from Sherry Hill that was so beautiful. It was. It was perfection. And some girl, like, accidentally, it was not her fault. It's kind of her fault, but it was an accident. She ran into me with a plate of strawberries, and there was just strawberries all over the front of my white dress. I forgot about that.
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Our House Was Robbed!
And I was going to wear this white dress to my rehearsal dinner, so I was so sad.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Little menaces that go to my school. Little menaces. You know, Mav and Cash were driving when they were 14 on motorcycles.
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Our House Was Robbed!
and then their sister laney walks up and she's like oh i know how to fix this because she's a model she just knows everything about clothes apparently and she just pours sprite all over me what and then she's like dabbing it with napkins and like she's using lemons and things and i was like my dress is ruined but then it was solid white again with sprites yeah yeah this is crazy okay would you tell me i need to pour sprite on harvard right now no no no i can't make that happen
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Our House Was Robbed!
Just in general. It's like a, just a weekly thing. Just weekly conversations. You're just a mean person. No, he just hurts Kate's feelings.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Okay, well, tell us what you were going to say before I said that ranching thing.
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Our House Was Robbed!
This is not a real conversation. He's just making stuff up. But if we were to have a conversation, it would go... I don't care if Kate's hurting your feelings, Mav. You should not hurt Kate's feelings. But Kate did. I'm like, I don't care what Kate did. You need to be nice.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Well, no, she's not even doing it right. It's just not natural.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Why would you sit like that just for fun? Can you guys sit like that?
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Our House Was Robbed!
What's in there? A gold? If there's mozzarella sticks in there, you better give me one. No, you can't. I had a mozzarella.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Oh, I don't know what he's thinking, but it's probably going to be rude.
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Our House Was Robbed!
You know Maverick well enough to know that he's probably trolling you. There's probably nothing at all.
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Our House Was Robbed!
You see, he doesn't have to say anything at all to just get under your skin. He's just like, oh, now if I say nothing, she's going to think she's the worst person ever. She'll be thinking of all the horrible things she does in life. And ooh, that'll really make her feel bad.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Was it at a gas station? No, it was at a... And did it have a little sticky note that said five cents per candy thing?
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Our House Was Robbed!
How old were y'all when y'all's dad started putting cameras up?
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Our House Was Robbed!
Your dad has cameras everywhere because people break onto his property.
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Our House Was Robbed!
So he did not have cameras when you were at home. That was my question and y'all failed to answer.
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Our House Was Robbed!
Oh, garage. What? No, he's breaking into our garage. It's not even part of your house.
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Kate, what would you do if you were out in the garage? I don't know why you'd be in James' garage, but if you were in James' garage at 1 in the morning and then you just see him walk outside, I'm going to kill you. You if you show your face you're dead and I'm put you six foot under so what would you do?
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Were they super hot? Whoa! That was for sure my mozzarella stick. Well, that's a good pool.
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And I was like, ah! Do you still feel that way sometimes, though?
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Did you really? People don't understand when you got PTSD from that.
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What the? A ride? Let me tell you a story about a grizzly. I have a friend. I'm sorry.
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Because that's kind of crazy. Listen, me and Maverick have had this conversation for the last like two weeks every other day, I swear.
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It was in the wilderness, okay? And Maverick just thinks that he's invincible and he's never going to die.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid. anyways i have a friend who goes on hikes and does all the running things and all the nature whatever i don't know and he has a group of friends and two of his buddies went camping one time okay and they're in separate in separate tents and as they're hiking they like pass this family they have like
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children so they're like nothing of it right and the dad of the family says hey like i don't know if y'all are planning on because they had their packs with their tents in them he was like i don't know if y'all are planning on staying out here tonight just um be careful because we did see a mama bear in her cup and when a bear has cubs they're more aggressive okay and so they're like okay yeah yeah they've gone camping like their entire lives they were the boy scouts or whatever
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My point in saying that is they've gone camping a lot, which the two of you have not.
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They go to sleep, right? In their separate tents because they have just one man tent.
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A bear attacks the one boy in the one tent. Yes. And the other boy.
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I'm being so serious. And the bear is like attacking this boy. And the other boy. Did he make it? No, he doesn't make it. But the other boy, they're like 24 years old, y'all. Okay, so y'all aren't special and you can die from a bear or anything else. Jumping off a cliff in Montana can kill you. Are you joking? Wait, wait, continue the story. Yeah, continue, please.
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and the other friend is asleep in his tent but obviously he wakes up because he hears what's going on and he said all all you can do is just like you can like smell everything and even hear his friend screaming oh my gosh and but he can't do anything because if he gets out of his tent like you're not running away from a grizzly bear smell what the bear because it's like their scent is just so strong oh my gosh so his friend is just sitting there dying and he's just having to lay there and wait
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Well, that's what happened. So you're not going to go tint around. They were in Montana.
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My house got broken into one time. They didn't, like, steal anything, except they tried to steal my uncle's identity. What? And that was fun. What do you mean?
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What? I remember, and I know you were joking earlier, and you're like, it's August and Wednesday and blah, blah, blah. Nope. I remember it was in November, and it was Wednesday.
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Yeah, that's why I'm scared of the dark, and Maverick makes fun of me. Wait, hold up. No, no, tell the story. This is good.
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Oh. Oh, well, it was Wednesday. And on Wednesdays, our house cleaner came over. OK. And so my mom disassembled the alarm, not disassembled or whatever, turned off the alarm so the house cleaner can come in. And we don't have these anymore because we've remodeled. But our house at the time had like glass windows, like sliding glass doors.
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And sliding glass doors are really easy to pop open, like pull off of the track and just open and then put back so you can easily break into them. Anyways, okay. I'm in second grade. It's November. It's Wednesday.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, and I've been scarred for life ever since. This is kind of a long story. Do we have time for this?
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We do have time? Yeah. Okay. Not having any guests anyways. So this guy, he goes to Walmart, right? Well, before he goes to Walmart...
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he tells his mom he's like hey i really yeah yeah yeah i know the whole background story because he like reached out to my parents afterwards and like tried to apologize but oh sorry i broke into your home i didn't mean for you to catch me what do you say to that this is such a long story though i should have started at the beginning um go back Okay, I'm at the beginning of the podcast.
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Okay, so he tells his mom, he's like, hey, I'm going to do something bad. The guy's bipolar. He has issues probably.
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I do. That's not good for me probably. Anyways, so he's like, I'm going to go to Walmart and do something bad. So his mom calls the police.
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Okay, so he goes to Walmart. His mom calls the police, okay? So the police are on their way, but before they can get there, he has, like, stolen some stuff from Walmart, and then he runs out to get to the quickest car possible, and it's an older gentleman and his older wife, and he, like, pushes them to the ground and, like, backs up over the wife's legs. Oh, my gosh. They're both fine.
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He just broke her legs, but they're fine. They're alive. Oh, my gosh. He backs up and he leaves with their car because he's trying to get out of town, right? Well, there's only like, it's a small town, so there's like four ways out of the town. And if you can't get through those four ways, then you're donezo. And so the cops had already blocked off the roads.
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And he pulled over by the Whataburger. And the Whataburger in our town has like a pond with a little fountain. And there's like a creek that runs from the pond. And the creek runs all the way back behind my parents' house. And so he parks the car by the pond and he takes off.
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and somebody who was working at Whataburger called the police and were like, hey, I think, like, that guy that y'all are looking for, we just saw, like, I don't know if it's him, but, like, somebody just pulled up randomly and just started, like, walking through the woods back behind the creek, and so the cops trail after him, and they're, like, going, also, meantime, me and my sister are in second and third grade, and my mom is teaching first grade, so we're all at the same campus, okay, and then my little brother and sister are babies, so they're in daycare, and, um,
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It's the middle of school day. And while all this is happening, y'all know, I don't know if y'all know this, but Harper and Kate probably do. Whenever they have like lockdown drills and you have to like get underneath your desk or you hide against the wall. We did that from like eight in the morning until school closed at 3 p.m. Why? Because the guy was, they didn't know where he was.
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And it's a small town. So like Walmart is just a mile away from the schools. So anyways, they shut all the schools down and basically we just kind of like hid the entire day.
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So they're just searching for him. And also, the couple had a gun in their car. Oh, no. And they reported that. And when the cops went to the car, they realized that it was gone. And so he had taken it with him on the creek. Okay, so we're all locked down in school. And my mom teaches first grade. And in first grade, they hatch chickens.
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This is kind of like a side story, but I just think it's kind of funny. They hatch chickens as like a science project in first grade. And so my mom had like 10 chickens that had hatched and she brought them home like the week before. So we had just like a little box of chicks at our house.
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And so my mom was joking with her like other teacher friends that day, like, oh, hopefully he breaks into my house and steal those chickens. And they're like, oh, Jenny, don't say that. And she's like, oh, no, I'd love for him to take those chickens. That'd be great. Anyways, that's a side story. And then the cops.
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So after he's run through the creek back behind Whataburger, the cops are like trailing him and they have dogs on his trail.
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Yeah, it does sound fun. I think we can get Stella to do that. Probably not. I think so. Cash, we should test it out.
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We can make him trail Cash. Anyways, so the dogs trail them up to our house, and the cops check all the doors in the front door and the side glass doors, and everything is locked, so they just move on. They keep going, but the dogs lose the trail.
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yes wow wait whoa he wasn't your uncle in the first place no i'm sorry i'm a horrible storyteller i was keeping up okay anyways so i'm sorry he's about to be her uncle he's inside the house okay but the cops don't know that so they're looking at throughout the rest of the neighborhood like trying to figure out where this guy is if anybody else has leads it's a whole day pursuit okay
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so by the end of the day do i not have any more time oh no case you're scrolling on her phone no i saw something and i was checking it but it's fine okay by the end of the day the school day my mom and we all get in the car and we're heading home and also a little side note my grandma had picked up my little brother and sister from daycare there's a lot of side notes well it's it all makes sense in the end i promise i promise okay she picks them up from daycare and
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Not the same, but kind of. My dad worked off for months at a time. And so he wasn't in town. And my dad has a brother named David. They're twins. So it's like Cash and Mav. They're like best friends and brothers. That's how they are. And so if anything were to ever happen, my mom would call David.
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And before we left the school, David called her and was like, hey, like tell me when you're about to head home because I want to meet you to make sure like everything is okay with this like guy running around town. And she was like, oh, I'm fine. Like he's not going to be in our house, you know. And so David's like, all right, well, just call me to tell me.
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so she calls him we're headed home and as we're going down the street there's cars everywhere and my mom is like getting all giddy and me and jay's here in the back seat like what's happening mom and she's like oh your dad is so sweet he just came into town he's throwing me a party and we're like oh this is so fun and as we get closer to the house you realize all the cars are cop cars and you see david at the end of the street my uncle my real uncle
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And he's like telling my mom, like, stop, like, don't come forward towards the house. And my mom's like, oh, like, why are there so many cops here? This is crazy. I didn't really know I knew that many friends that were cops. And so she gets out of the car all happy and she like walks up there. And now this is her point of view, because I don't remember any of this, but she told me all this.
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she walks up to David and she can hear someone yelling, Jenny, Jenny, please tell him it's me. I was in second grade. So like eight, seven, something like that. And, um, the cops walk up to her and they're like, Hey, we found this man in your house. Um, and he's saying that he's David and he like has all the information on David. So similar how like
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Cash probably has all of Maverick's passwords, all of his information. Maverick probably has all of Cash's stuff. They just have a lot of information about each other. He had gone through my parents' desk in the office and had gotten all this information. He had looked at all these pictures with people's names on them so he could tell you exactly who is who.
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It's a small town, so all the cops in the town know our family. And so they were like, we don't think this guy's related to you, but he sure seems to know a lot about your family. And, like, he can point at pictures and know exactly who's who and what their name is and all these things. And so my mom was like... Yes, see?
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i don't know how it changed a lot but anyways so this is like a freaking crime that like takes weeks to like plan yeah no but also he was wearing completely different clothes from what the people had said that he looked like the bad guy looked like because while he was in the house all day he took david's clothes no my dad's He had taken a shower, made himself breakfast, ate. Is this guy psycho?
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Well, he was waiting for somebody to get home, to have a getaway car. Because he has his gun, and all he has to do is have somebody walk in the house and be like, get in the car, we're going. And you can just hide in the floorboard while they pass the cops. That was his plan anyways. And it's crazy because my grandma was supposed to get home like just minutes before all the cops arrived.
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But there was just like something in her heart that she was like, I feel like I really need to like go to the grocery store for some reason. My grandma does not live in the same town that we live in. So there was no reason for her to go to the grocery store at all. She had my siblings in the car with her from preschool. She just felt like doing it. Yeah.
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She was like, might as well just take him to the grocery store. So she goes to the grocery store. She doesn't buy anything. but whenever she pulls up, my, my mom was like, where have you been? And she was like, well, I was going to come home and I went to the grocery store. And anyways, that's just a God thing.
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I feel like she could have easily pulled up and he would have gotten in the car with her and who knows what would have happened. But anyways, so this guy's like saying that he knows my mom and my mom was like, I don't know this guy. Like he's insane. That's crazy. And so the cops take him to jail. And like a month later, he writes my parents a note saying like, he's so sorry for breaking in.
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And like, he has all these like mental issues and stuff, but yeah, for the whole day, he just spent the day eating food, taking showers, using my dad's razor, putting his clothes on.
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Yeah. That's pretty crazy. But anyways, ever since then, I have not been a fan of the dark. That's valid.
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Oh, wait, another side note. That's kind of funny. After all that happened. Did he take the chickens? No, he did not take the chickens. He just gave me the dirtiest look I think I've ever seen.
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You know when you're in the middle of something really bad, you're really focused on how horrible it is, but then weeks later you look back and you're like, oh, that was kind of funny. My mom, weeks later, she was like, dang it, he didn't take those stupid chickens. And anyways, that's the end of the story. Well, good story.
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The cops walk up to her and they're like, hey, we found this man in your house and he's saying that he's David and he like has all the information on David. He had taken a shower, like made himself breakfast. Is this guy psycho?
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That's not so bad! I asked for one before you opened the bag, and you gave it to your brother. Your greedy brother. Okay, come get one. No, because you're gonna cry about it later.
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Harper was gone for two minutes. You ruined the set. There you go.
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Oh, that's where you went wrong. What? Prebiotic and soda should not be in the same sentence. It's, like, clean.
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Are you okay? Wait, just chug the whole thing. Should I not burp? Yeah. She might throw up.
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You deserve it. No, stop. Wait, hold on. That one was a thing. Wait, hold on. It's coming. Just do it.
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I have a story. My mom, I forgot that she's on my photo dump.
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I don't post bad things on my photo dump, but being with the opposite gender is just awkward.
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It's like a photo dump on your Snapchat. Like a Snapchat where she just posts random pictures. Kate and Kenzie are on my photo dump in my private story. Not you guys.
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Well, basically, so my mom's wife voted on me. And just being with the opposite gender is just very awkward. You know? Yeah.
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Okay, yeah, but my age. And guys that I could possibly have a crush on.
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And so I was like, Mom. Like, she was like, who are these people? And I was like, my friends. She was like, what were you doing last night? I was like, Mom, Sarah, nothing, nothing, Mom. And then, yeah.
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Well, I don't I didn't like any of them. It's just like it's just awkward like when your mom sees that and I didn't even tell her what Like that because you're high and you're kind of getting caught. Oh, yeah, not you feel guilty Yes, but also it's like it's like it's stupid cuz you got caught No, I didn't get caught cuz she wouldn't care.
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Oh, but it's like like when guys come over to my house I like I'm always like Like, mom, she's like, key doors open. Like, what do you think I'm going to do? Like, do you think I'm seriously, like, come on now. Come on now. I don't know.
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You were, like, crinkling your fingers. That's what the Geyer cheerleaders do in the air on Instagram. They're like, that's actually pretty cool, yeah.
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Oh, for Marcus, I want to do this, like a little M. What do y'all do? Um... Nothing really I'll just wave your hands over this summer. Yes.
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Oh, that's probably why. And then, like, the flower mound, they're Jags, so when the cheerleaders go up in there, they're like, go Jags. Put the head back. That's crazy.
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When I'm sitting in class, they're like, sorry, you can't go to the restroom. Somebody else is in there right now. Like, can we please? I am about to pee my pants.
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They should go to school on the weekends and we should have the weekdays to ourselves. This is kind of valid.
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Okay, guys, if school wasn't a thing, we would have no common sense. So let's for 30 seconds, let's act like we have no common sense and just like, wait, you think,
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And they watch our podcast all day. Yeah, watch us, our podcast, like,
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I mean, like, okay, but actually, guys, can we act for, like, for 15 seconds? Like, we have no common sense, and this is our first interaction with a person? I don't know what you mean.
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No, like, we know, oh, like, we know words, but it's like, this is our first ever interaction with a person.
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They're just like, I'll get away from this. Oh, yeah, that one tribe that's on that beach. That's crazy.
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North Sentinel Island. Yeah, we should go there for a podcast. No, no, no.
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North Sentinel Island. Imagine guys will we get shot probably killed with a bow and arrow.
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They're just shooting arrows at I saw this one guy he was um, he was like Christian and he wanted to go to like a mission trip there by himself and like convert them and That's extremely dangerous.
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Oh, my gosh. Why would he go there? Wait, it's on video? No. But, like, he was, like, filming it. He was like, all right, guys, I'm almost there. Like, hopefully this works. I'm going to kind of go there. So he walked up to the beach, and he was like, hey, guys. And he was like.
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Isn't it crazy that they don't know what YouTube is or they don't know what anything is?
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Like a wife and a husband that's a wrestler and they do that?
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We're almost at 4 million on cash and math We're like we're almost at 5 million on Harper's Omer Close
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Who can get more... We should do that. Okay, so LL Podcast versus Harper. We're at the same subscriber. I think I'm a little lower, but... What are you at? Let's see. Wait, LL Podcast or Cash and Math? LL Podcast.
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That's a good idea. It would be very helpful to set my coffee.
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Okay, so y'all have 2.5, or this has 2.5, I have 2.4. So once this comes out,
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I literally had it in the Kool-Aid for like two hours, just sitting here on the counter watching TV or Arthur. I loved Arthur. And like my hair was like, I remember distinct memory and it was just in there. And then when I took it out, it was still red.
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Arthur's an anteater, I promise you. And then WD is his sister. This is Arthur. What animal do you think this is?
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Bazaardvark. Bazaardvark, yeah. Jake Paul was on Bazaardvark. And then he got kicked off.
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Oh, well, in the first, if you look up the first Arthur ever, he has a long nose, a big long nose.
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Don't encourage that. Wait, first let me see if there's any kids because I'm a good driver.
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Zero in the neighborhood. Turn right. Turn right? All right. Yes.
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Who's ready? Oh, wait. Sorry. We're going to have to wait for this car.
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Her knees are so close to the front of the car. Turn here to the right. Yeah, if I get in a crash, I'm paralyzed. What the? My feet are so close to the car.
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Oh wow, you got a 12 volt back here, that's nice. What's that? I mean, she can take the roof off this girl. I can, and Summer, I'm taking
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All right, Harvey, let's go to the next locker room. OK. Yeah, guys. Hey, could you hear me?
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Yes, I bought the show one. You bought the one off the TV show? Hey, you're about to run over a cup. All right, that's... That's mine, my dad's cup. Is it really? This is my car. Yeah, it is. My car.
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To stop with the angerness, do you guys think you have talent? Talent? Because try to sing.
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I promise you, it's a fun game. It'll take two minutes, maybe even one. So basically, try to sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star words to the national anthem.
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But dude, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. So, um. Wait, I'm sorry.
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No, we have to stand up in school every day and say it at 11.36. No. Swear every day you have to say that's at 1136.
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No. Yeah, we do it in the middle of the middle of second period we go I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands one nation under God one and invisible with Liberty is just for all and we have to say and Briar Hill or well
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In my middle school, we had to say, I honor the Texas flag. We had to say, I honor Briar Hill or something like that. What? And we had to say this whole pledge for Briar Hill.
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None of us said it. You mean like your school song? No. No. It started in eighth grade. We all had to say.
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Yeah, basically. So we had to promise to be a good student. What the heck?
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Marcus. Actually, people know. I think everybody knows. Marcus Marauders, we are the best. Marcus Marauders, above all the rest. Red and silver. Oh, see, yours is kind of upbeat.
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Do y'all know what a marauder is? Isn't it like an evangelist?
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No, it's a quite literal kidnapper from the 80s. Oh. I don't think so.
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A marauder is a person or animal that goes from one place to another looking for people to kill or things to steal or destroy.
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Mine's like, go, da-da-da-da-da, fight, da-da-da-da-da, win. Go, fight, win.
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Tonight's music sings so loud. I wish that I could lose this crap.
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I'm so scared of tanning beds because of the Final Destination movies. I think if you overuse tanning beds, then they can be bad for you. What happened in the tanning bed? The Final Destination movies.
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I don't know. I only ever saw the clips of it, but my family was always like, don't. On TikTok? No, no, no. My family always told me, don't watch the Final Destination movies. People die brutal deaths in those movies, so you're going to be scared. Don't watch them. And I said, I got y'all.
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Cash has to take precautionary measures when he goes in the sun.
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Let's not joke like that. Did you get this from Amazon? No. Oh. I don't know where it came from. It was too big for my head.
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Do y'all see that? Look at my arms. Oh, I do that too, but it kind of feels good.
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What? It's like a good stretch, you know, when you wake up in the morning. Okay.
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what are you sure it was tea yes yes because when you guys got home cash and i had been asleep for like 30 minutes yes and you guys came home and stella came out of the crate so you know honey it don't matter what she's doing she's like until she gets to see stella so i had to get up and let's let honey out and then cash sat up and he yeah he stepped in sweet tea
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Oh, gosh. Ew, you're disgusting. Especially on your birthday. Please, Olipop, can you sponsor us? I actually drink it. Kate, stop begging. Is that why you were going to go?
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We were waiting for you. We were like, when are they going to be back? We want to leave. So we were looking to see when you were going to get back.
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It was chaotic, and I think it really... It was very you. It felt very, like, you think your main character. I am. It's my birthday. Hello. Why can't you let him be the main character on his birthday, man?
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Well, we were, we originally had a different video planned that was supposed to be, like, a different YouTube video that we were shooting yesterday, and, like, last minute.
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It was from the Dollar Tree. Swallow the plastic. That's got super glue on it, man.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Wait, what if she hits her head on the roof up there? Wait, fake, fake.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Yeah, that was great. I don't trust y'all. Come on, Kinsey. Do you want to know how nervous that made me just watching? Feel my palms. Oh, my gosh.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I tell you guys every time I need a new stand. Come on, Kinsey.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
You literally, you were like a missile. You were like, like the way your body was pointed.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
That's not what I'm saying. The way she fell, she, like, fell forward. Like, she didn't just drop. It was crazy.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
He has candy? No, no, no, it's not candy. What is that? Well, if you must know, it's a tampon.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
No. What? Yo, I'd love it. I'd just be like, ah! No, no, no. Something just about Mav. He's just like, he would take the pain. Well, I have to take my finger off now.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Maverick has probably already watched a YouTube video on the most
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
A little bit, or, like, idol besides God. Mac Miller was Ariana Grande's, like, loss of her life.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
We got to go back to this dinner topic. If it's a nice meal, not me. What do you mean? I cook like three things. You make steak. That's one of my three things. You need like a nicer steak for Donald. Do it.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I wasn't. I was just taking his tag off for him. You got mad. Oh, it's smelly.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
It's true. He falls asleep listening to himself. He skips the bars note that everyone else is talking, and he just clicks to when he's talking.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I read a lot of the comments, too. Oh, me, too. Do you ever get hurt by them? Yeah. Oh, I got hurt by one.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Well, I asked you. Remember, I walked over and I said, are you done with this? And you said, yeah. Oh, my gosh. She's being for real right now. I was going to eat it.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Well, apparently, I'm just... Apparently? Apparently, I stood up...
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
i'm sorry no keep going she goes i'm sorry i was talking no apparently uh well i i stood up when i was popping cash's pimple in his ear hole a couple episodes ago and i was wearing leggings and a tight shirt and i was standing kind of funny because you know i'm trying to pop a pimple in someone's ear i'm sorry you guys don't have great posture you know
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i wasn't paying attention and then uh someone posted the video on tiktok and was like why does kate loki have a yacht and then all the comments were like no she doesn't no she doesn't she has a baby bump oh my gosh congrats on the new baby no she doesn't she has a baby bump and they were like all just like saying i have a baby bump they were calling you pregnant pregnant pregnant and flat okay are you are you pregnant i'm not pregnant no but you are flat
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I'm sorry. Okay. All right. No, I was just sitting in, like, the worst position.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Do you know people who say that you have a baby bump? I literally was on the Stairmaster the other day. I was like, man, I want to quit. And then I was like, wait, people think I have a baby bump. I got to keep going. And I went for, like, another 20 minutes.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I'm going to look at that one. Go look at the video of everyone saying I look pregnant.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
It's been, I've actually, the last couple of months, I've seen many people asking if I'm pregnant. And it all started back in November when Cash and I went to the pumpkin patch. It's not there, don't worry. And I took pumpkin pictures and I had a little pumpkin in front of me because we were at a pumpkin patch, people. Use your brains.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
And they were like, anyone notice how Kate just keeps covering her stomach? We were at a pumpkin patch. Maybe it's because she's self-conscious.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
No, I feel like nobody's ever going to pay me for these things. I feel like Harper could connect with an alien.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
No, I thought about my phone. Yeah, what about a charger?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Well, you can watch TV on the big screen. You can read a book on the big screen. Yeah, but what about iPad? iPad's going to die.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I don't think anybody understands me. Okay, will we even get a bed?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
The rock is going to hit the ground first because it has more mass.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I literally knew it. The way he was like jittery. I don't know about spit. He was like this. He has to pee when he gets over it. Yeah, I think it just feels like a raindrop. No, no, no. If you spit, like a big amount of spit... How high do you think rain falls from? A very high, but listen. The rain can fall from any part, I guess.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Dude, sometimes, yeah. That would be crazy if it did. Sometimes there is rain that like pelts your head. If it's ice rain. You know when you're tubing and the water is... Harper, are you excited for now that you can drive and you have a nice, cute little Bronco that the hail is going to come in and dent it all up?
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sometimes i thought you enjoyed it this past summer no it actually was fun i just wanna you know what i don't like is when you've been out there all day and you got a headache and you're nauseous and you're and you're tired and you just are they're like come on let's go one more time and you're like i don't know about it and they're like get out there and you're like okay i never get sick of that and then you're tubing and then you're like and you've just been you're dying that's what i don't like i love that feeling so i stopped it's like honestly like it's like you're on drugs but you're not you know like it just feels so nice yeah too bad we won't have a summer
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Sorry. Film during the week. Tour during the weekends. No fun. Well, those are all fun things. It is actually a fun thing. You'll still have a summer.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
You're going to have a summer. I was kidding. You knew that. I literally told you so many times that you're going to have a summer. I know, but just saying that we're filming during... What? Come here.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I say Butters is pretty good. When I bought them, I thought they were Cartman.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Let me tell you something. We have a month to ourselves and you choose to be born during it.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Okay. I'm so sorry. Y'all, I've been trying to fix this for like a minute. I can't. It won't stay. Okay. Listen.
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Give me candy! No, I'm putting my lip gloss on. No, I heard rappers. You got candy? My lip gloss.
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What is this? Well, if you must know, it's a tampon. Why is it so skinny? That's what I thought it was.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Get away. No, seriously. I don't like that. Wait, why? Seriously, why are you acting like you're scared of it?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Be so serious right now. Are you guys actually afraid of tampons? Kate, no. We just wanted to stay over there. Are all guys like this?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Well, why are you guys... Are guys actually afraid of tampons?
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Harper, stick it in his ear. It's a piece of cotton. Stick it in his ear. How did you guys get that back in the tube? Have you ever seen a cotton ball? Wait, how did...
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Have you ever seen, like, a Q-tip? Matt, you use Q-tips every day. That's the same thing. But you stick it up somewhere else. Oh, my God.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
No, no, seriously. I made your ear. Wait, why? Can you please tell me why you're afraid of it? Because it's not, it's clean. It's not used.
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Why are you acting? It's not literally, what? Why are you talking to me?
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No, no, no. I got you the cookie. Did you swipe your own credit card with it? Yeah. Yes, I did.
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And then this is what happens inside of your... Oh, gosh.
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Why? Why are you... Can you stop asking why? You're acting like little boys.
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Yo! He ate it? He did. I said, you need to go tell Harper thank you. And he said, thank you, Harper.
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In your mom's defense, we all agreed that we were not doing birthday gifts within the family this year, that we were only going to not do it. That's right.
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You already ate your chicken. You should just take a break, you know?
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Yeah. I know. No, you got engaged on my birthday. Or the day before my birthday.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I just didn't mean to steal your birthday. He's used to it. You started dating March 5th?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
He gets a nice little jog on the treadmill. Alex did say, he said, craziest thing ever. I look over, Kinsey is running a full sprint at an incline, and Mav is, like, lightly walking. I saw it, too.
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Well, just so you guys know, today on the treadmill, I was highly insecure because you've made so much fun of me. So I was very focused on my posture. I thought you looked good, Kay. It was great. I ran today for the first time in eight months.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
That's crazy. That's because I don't go to the gym. That's such a lie.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
It's not up there. You're literally destroying our house. That's bad. He didn't mean to do that.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You know, there's a ladder you can use. Okay, let's go. Don't pull on the drywall. Don't pull on the drywall. Oh, gosh.
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I'm not opening it. Open it, Kate. Whoa, Kinsey, wow. Kate, what are you doing?
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Oh, my gosh. Keep pushing. Oh, stop touching the wires. Oh. Oh. Oh. There go the lights.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You need it. OK, don't come back through the hole. Yeah. You use the ladder. I installed those lights. Did you really? I did.
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Oh. Oh. Another sock. Okay. I don't believe that's appropriate, Cash. Please don't be stripping. My stomach is growing. Don't take anything else off, Cash, or else you can't come back on the episode. Yeah.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Dude, I can't believe this is y'all's wall. Have y'all seen that one? Don't eat it. I want to. Don't eat it. That's really bad for you. It is.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
uh are we gonna talk about how thin our ceiling is i mean that's kind of suspicious well normally people don't walk on the ceiling so you don't have to worry about how thin i feel like our ceiling had to have been like cheaply made or something i mean my guy's fat he fell straight through that thing yeah he did just he fell down like a rock sinking to the bottom of the ocean did you eat it she ate it and then spit it out it's just a little chalky
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Yeah, it was pretty dry. You got drywall all over my cup. I know. There's some drywall everywhere, honestly. You know that one Stranger Diction episode where she eats drywall for fun? Yeah. So why is she not dead? I don't know. That's a good question. People also eat glass on that thing. Yeah, my Stranger Diction is crazy.
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guys kate has a strange addiction what cleaning that's like no no but like that's not strange it is where's cat it's not a strange addiction kinsey tell her it's strange why are you bringing me into the middle because you said it's kind of strange dev you said my cleaning is strange no i didn't say it was strange i just said you clean all the time did you say it was strange
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm not opening that. She's calling Kate. Are you calling somebody and not opening it? Why are you calling someone?
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A weird little kid? No, I'm kidding. No, I call Cash a weird little kid.
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Oh, well, apparently there's a lot being said about me and Cash. I clean too much, Cash is a weird little kid. You know, I would argue that he's very normal and that just because you fall through a ceiling one time wouldn't make you a weird little kid. I believe it does. Guys, look at Cash's spit. Okay, whatever. Cash's spit. Ew! Wait, that was you. No. Guys, what is he moving around with?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Okay, that wasn't it. That's probably it, right? That has to be it. It has to be. There's no way. That's it, I think.
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Oh! Yep, it does. That's crazy. He only has so many because everyone kept destroying his. People would take his Geralds and catch them on fire and break them and cut them in half and do things to his Geralds that people shouldn't do to a person's dinosaur. There's not a lot of cool things up here.
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He said there's a lot of cool things up there. Like what? Christmas decorations?
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What is that? That sounds like an actual camel giving birth.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, I'm not opening it because Matt walked it over to me and it went, and I'm not opening that. So tell me what is in there.
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He's like, oh my God. Why? Oh, there's a leg. Oh, there's a leg.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Don't touch the cords. You're going to electrocute yourself. Stop messing with the cords.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Well, you should be. You already fell through the ceiling.
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you that was whoa hold up all this commotion and ruckus and destruction of our house was over a headband with shrek ears on it what that was the gift also you realize that's not a gift i bought that three months ago for a video well i found it one month ago so it's new also it's very very hot in that attic well it is an attic you're not necessarily supposed to be hanging out up there and falling through the ceiling sorry for the indecency
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Who wants to fall through the roof? No, nobody. You want to go up there? Sure. No. That's pretty funny. I mean, like... You probably shouldn't. You know, there's, like, electrical, and you'll electrocute yourself. Who's going to clean all this up? Not it. No, it's a ghost. Probably not me.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, we have not. We're fine. Sure seems like it, man. We have not been. They're trying to start stuff.
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What about Kinsey? I didn't say anything. He's lying to you. Guys. What? I just can't believe he just went through the roof. Yeah, me neither.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You sounded like a camel, you looked like a camel, and you spit like a camel. Okay, that wasn't funny. Well, I'm glad that you have now put not one big hole in our house, but two.
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I bet it's like little hearts and little butterflies. It's lots of butterflies. Should I open it? If you're saying I'm going to be fine and it is something bad, your curfew is not a curfew anymore. You are never welcome back.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
And you know what? If anything, you made a secret passageway.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh my gosh, yes! That's what I was gonna say. She made a secret passageway from the attic to our secret room. Can we do an air tube and, like, shoot up?
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Okay, but I was thinking about it. What if we made a tube and we put orbs up it inside out? Orbs? Like the memories. Oh, colorful memories. Dude, drywall is just flying everywhere.
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I think he's saying it wrong. Splin-shins. Splin-shins. The, like, runner thing. It's splinters or splin-shins. It's like the runner. He's thinking of, like, the pain that runners get in their shins. Shin splints. Shin splints. But it's in my elbow. Splin-shins.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, I'm just be careful with it. Okay. I move my mic. It's probably, it's like a vase. It's like your wedding. Okay. Be so honest with me. You should be okay. Tell me what's actually in there. No. Hey, open the box. Don't ruin it.
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Psychiatrist? Honey, you're going to need to see a doctor.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Maybe I wouldn't cry if your husband didn't put crap in a box to try to get a reaction out of me. He's just being funny. Okay.
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Because you guys target me with that stuff. Because it's funny. You didn't sneak into Harper's house and put a possum in their shower. Because Harper would laugh. I hope not. Oh.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What? I'll spill it on you. It's all over my phone. It's all over me.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
We're not salty at each other. Did you laugh about the splinchings? Oh, I'm sorry. We're not salty at each other. You are getting really quiet and, like, making odd eye contacts. What? I... I'm not being quiet. You guys what? Maybe it's because this episode started out all weird and stuff with you guys trying to scare me. It was not you guys.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Well, first of all. Don't worry about it. It'll get cleaned up, and we'll call someone to come fix it.
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And you wet the floor sometimes. Nobody knew that, Cash.
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Nobody. Weird kid, what'd I say? Okay, cut that part.
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The thing is, every time I mess with a mat like this. Yeah, stop it. Cash keeps on talking it over. Cash, you're kicking my chair.
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How would you like that? Cash, you're so mad. Yeah, it's a mat. It's a mat, bro. Stop being mean to her. She's just laughing.
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You're laughing at Harper, but you're laughing at me right now.
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I don't know how to bite your head off, Mav. Wait, what? When I think you're being rude, I just tell you to stop being rude.
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We don't need to hash this out on the pod. It's fine.
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Guys, we have like 20 minutes left. We'll talk about it after.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I can't see you. All I see is Gerald, and it looks like Gerald's speaking to me.
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Nope. I think Kinsey does, though, and that's why she's being all quiet.
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I got something in my eye. And is there, like, mascara everywhere? No, you look good.
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No, there's nothing there. Don't listen. Cash, did Kate actually say something about me earlier, or were you just joking? Well, hopefully he was joking. He was joking.
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Open it right on her. No, I'm not doing it. Okay, babe, you're no help.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm sorry to be like this, but... Give it back. Give it back.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh, how did you make that noise? All right, let's go get it. Well, what I was going to say was, I'm sorry to, like, change the subject. Or not change the subject, but in L.A. this weekend, there was a bunch of teenagers, like, messing around with me and Salish. And one of them came up to me. She's like, you're so pretty. And this guy said, that's not what you said five minutes ago.
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And then we were, like, me and Salish looked at each other. We were, like, and our mouths dropped. And then... Did they know who you were? Yeah. Oh. And then I was like... Yes, so what did you do?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
you you that one girl you know you're an honest man okay that girl was like i mean like she seemed like a sweet girl but i was just like what the she was sweet after she called you ugly she was like she's like oh my gosh you're so pretty and then the guy was like that's not what you said five minutes ago yeah and i was like you can't you don't really know is the guy making that up or did the girl exactly that's what i was thinking but then um and then what's it called they kept like messing with controversial subjects nope
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That was funny. We're going to talk about it after. I don't even know what she said, honestly. The nope? Oh, about, oh. That was funny. USA! USA! USA!
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Kenzie, what's wrong? Nothing. Okay, I'm good. According to Wes, nothing. Oh, I'm sorry.
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So funny. This episode here is funny. I don't know about that episode. Well, hello. I'm included. I'm laughing. Oh.
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We're not. We literally were talking and we're engaged and we told you guys that we're here. Did y'all ever download that episode app? I did. That was disgusting and I always saw the ads.
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No, we're going to talk about it later. We don't need to leave the episode. Why would we leave the episode? I wish I had dimples.
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Well, can you please, if you tell me more directly, I will know.
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You guys... Also, where'd they go? Cash, we gotta... Seriously, I threw like 15 down here.
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And I was like, hmm, well, it seems as though I pay for a storage unit, and I also have a garage.
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and you got the bigger room and you got a closet the bedroom and the closet and the towel closet you guys know that that's just how it worked out we got married first we were we were the first married couple here we were married for two years that's just how it worked out and we all know that we're gonna live separately soon so it doesn't matter it's we're we're all tight for space we don't have room in our garage we don't have room in our attic we don't have any room are y'all both gonna live here wait are y'all are you and cash what are you laughing about
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In your room. Kinsey, we share all of those spaces. Everything. It's a shared living space. We have our bedrooms.
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I don't. I was self-flecting. What's that word? Self-deflecting.
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I actually don't. Okay, well, keep going back to the fight. I like it. Yeah, it honestly was entertaining. Kinsey, no. I mean, we're going to cut all this anyway. It's just ridiculous that we're having this conversation. No, we're not having it on the podcast. Why do you want to air out the family drama on the pod?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, we're not airing it out. We're having a conversation that just happens to be happening right now. I haven't known about one yet.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I ain't part of this family, so I want to know. You can know. Why don't you give your input? Mine? No, I was kidding. Oh, okay.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I mean, like, I just think that, like, since Kenzie moved here last, I personally think that they should have equal amount of space. I would say we do. What is so funny to you? It just gets funnier and funnier. What is so funny, Kinsey? Why are you laughing this hard at that? Do you not agree? I think she's laughing because you have more space. You have the entire guest closet as well.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You technically do have two bedrooms. There's a third guest closet if you would like to use it. She's still on the self-deflecting thing. And all three of the closets you have would equal the closet that Cash and I have. Yeah, but you don't have to walk out of your room to get your clothes. I mean, I'm just, I'm sorry that you're living such a rough life. And we have, like, a little cat walkway.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Cat walkway. So I have to, like, fully be clothed before I walk to my closet. Wait, where's your closet? I'm sorry you just live such a rough life and you have to walk to the other closet in your huge house. What about the closet in there? That we all share. Me and her share, but we have, like, these much space. I don't know what to tell you. We're trying to figure something out.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
We're looking for land to put other houses up on so we don't all have to live together.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
He looks all day every day. What are you talking about? If you go look at his most used app, it's going to be Zillow because he's just staring at his phone all day looking for land. What about Ashley Home Mart? I feel like it's just not accurate. What do you mean it's not accurate? What? What do you mean? I mean, Cash, do you actually want to move? Uh, yes, you do cash. You see the, the subtle.
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Yeah. And that's what we're looking for. We don't, we don't have the luxury of moving away three hours to a small town and just doing stuff there. We have to be in a big city. And I think we all know that trying to find land in a big city is expensive and difficult. And trust me, Kenzie, he has been looking at land since before you and Maverick started dating. He's been looking for a long time.
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He looks all the time. It seems to be a problem then, doesn't it? If it's been over a year? The problem is nothing comes up. Nothing comes up. The land that comes up, five acres, is a million dollars. And you know that that's not reasonable. We can't just drop a million on five acres. There's literal stretch marks on my ankle.
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Oh my gosh, are y'all still arguing? No. What happened? Unless there's anything else you need to say.
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Yeah, yeah. When y'all are ready, we can start again. Who's going to clean up all this mess, too? What do you mean, who's going to clean it up, dude?
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You know that the second we stand up, I'm going to start throwing the drywall away. I'm going to start vacuuming it all up. You know what's going to happen. Oh, you think you're going to clean it up all by yourself? I think that I'm going to probably initiate the cleaning, and then if other people see me cleaning, they will help. Sorry, how is that so late? All right, sorry. Keep going.
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i i don't understand what what you're talking about do you i feel like kate thinks she does all the cleaning i don't think i know i wouldn't say nothing right okay well i don't think i know i just remember a couple episodes ago when i said that kate does think that she's better than everybody else i don't think i'm better than everyone else i don't know why you said that i thought that was the most ridiculous thing ever
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wait you said that so no matter who makes the mess you're gonna clean it up and you're gonna i feel like that's typically how it goes yes earlier today they spilled a diet coke all over the carpet over there and there's a huge brown spot yes so if i spill this you're gonna clean it up why would you do that what do you just spill it all over what like what in the world possesses somebody to do that what possesses somebody to do that
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Why would anybody do that? They accidentally spilled a drink. To prove that I'm going to clean it up later and clean everything up. Well, you should. You should clean it up. Actually, I shouldn't. Because you just purposely spilled it.
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Kate, you're gonna be fine. Kate, it's a gift. Oh my gosh, just get down here and open this thing. Wait, is she crying over her gift? Kate, it's okay.
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That is lunatic activity to spill something all over the carpet and say, but you're going to clean it up, right? What? No, they accidentally. Okay, okay, okay.
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I mean barely my earring just went in the back of my head. Oh my gosh. I think that y'all were being a little too fighty. I mean like shin split-y. I mean were the cameras at least on?
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I don't know what to say. I'm not cleaning that Diet Coca because she owns that. Dude. This is going to go over well.
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All right, well, I'm done here. I'm not cleaning that up. We'll start the episode later. It's like 10 o'clock, though. It's my bedtime.
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I just can't believe... Why did you clean that up? I can't believe I have stretch marks on my ankles. There's splinters in his freaking elbows. Like, I don't know what to do. Seriously, what? What happened?
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And Cash and Matt were always like, y'all need to work this out. Y'all need to like talk to each other about it. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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I'm smart. Wait, you didn't believe it? Yes, you believed it. No. It wouldn't just hit me for no reason. Yeah.
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No. No, Kinsey and I got you guys. Oh, yeah, you got us good, man.
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You're picking up this Diet Coke! You're picking up this Diet Coke! Part of the prank was we don't clean all of it. Come back here.
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It's bubble-wrapped, whatever it is. Kate, it's bubble-wrapped. Yeah, you're fine. I think. Oh, it's making noises! No! What is it? Don't throw it.
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I just don't understand why I got so much Celsius on my thigh. Celsius? Cellulite? Oh, it's Amazon.
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What do y'all mean? It wasn't bugs. No, but y'all act like I'm ridiculous for being freaked out when I walked into my bathroom one time and there is a live possum in my shower. And then another time I was on stage at a live show and I was given a gift and it was a box full of crickets. And also, a dad ate them. Yeah, that, no. And then everybody complained about the crickets afterwards.
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No, but you guys try to freak me out like that. That's the second time y'all have done that.
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What? She is. Guys, I really thought, like, something was under there because I saw that thing and, like, I saw plastic. And it was so weird.
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Like, that's low-key scary. When I, like, started opening the box over there, that's when I was like, oh, wait, so Kate has to see it. And then it was freaking blue earphones.
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I think Kate wants it. No, I don't. I want it. I want it. Give it to me.
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You had to pay for that work at all? That's where it's going.
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Also, how is he going to fit in the attic? I don't know. He's a big man in a small attic. He's never really gone up there a whole lot.
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Scared of the dark? Do I look like I cried or do I look like an enchilada? Oh, you look fine. You look fine. I think you look pretty.
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Yeah, well, obviously, if it's noise, then obviously it would terrify her. I've had horrible experiences before with GIFs.
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I can hear him walking around. Have you ever been actually hurt, Kate? By the boys? Yeah. What do you mean? Has any gift ever actually hurt you? No, it just terrified me. I don't enjoy being scared. I don't like bugs. I don't like rodents. I don't like live things that are not people or honey. And so I don't like when I'm scared with things like insects. What? You know? Yeah.
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Pape! Pape. Oh, I was about to yell. Well, you did yell. Well, I was about to yell hard at Pape.
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Because we had headphones in a box and she started crying. They put headphones in a box and they played rat noises through the headphones so that it sounded like there was a rat in there.
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I hear Josh walking around up there. I can't find it. He can't find it. He said he can't find it. Well, keep looking. I'm sure it's up there.
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I've been trying, guys. Yeah, Cash and I thought it'd be fun once.
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I asked him to. What do you want me to do? Physically grab the jet skis myself and move them out?
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Well, I'm not the jet ski moving, taking pictures, getting them listed on Facebook Marketplace and selling jet ski girls. Wait, are they still not listed on Facebook? I don't think so. I would buy them. Yeah. He told us like three days ago. He was like, I'm taking pictures today. Well, yeah, but what did you guys think? What happened? He didn't say something.
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Well, let me tell you something. I met my movie star cousin. Really? You have a movie star cousin? Oh, I saw your mom's Facebook post. Yeah.
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Are you the movie star cousin? No. Apparently she has a cousin that actually does movies.
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No, no. What is it, mom? Joe Don Baker. Oh. Is he from Texas? No, he's from LA.
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It's rude to deny a gift. I don't know what it is, though. I'm really excited to see. Is it moving? Stop!
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He's my cousin, though. Yeah. But, like, yeah, I've never met him, and I've always wanted to meet him. Yeah.
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this weekend, weren't you? Yeah, I was. What? I don't know. I'm just thinking. What is Cash doing? I don't know. Cash!
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Did he fall in love with Matt when he was singing Kung Fu Fighting? What?
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I was halfway listening, but I was like, oh, I want to hear what that answer is.
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I'm cool with that. Do a flip. Oh, I'm scared for you. Are you sure?
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I don't know if y'all heard that on camera, but his knees cracked before he even hit the floor. Everything just popped in the air. When he bent down, it was like... We're almost a decade older than Harper and Jason.
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Do you mean like a real fire? Like it looks like it got caught on fire?
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that Maverick should start. No, no, no, you got it, you got it. I need an example.
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You're all very different. Skibbity is brain rot?
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Yeah, I had to. He looks like a wizard, not a wizard. Sorry, I don't brain rot. Wait, does it mean that in every single content? Then what is Skibbity Riz? I thought that was a good thing. Skibbity Riz!
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Why are you trying to get away from me? Do you know how many crazy things have been in that seat? Okay.
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This is like black. She puts this on her face. Wow. Y'all should, oh, the makeup video, this is probably going to come out before my video comes out, but that was a funny video. How did Harper do my makeup? I just don't understand why everybody's fighting with me.
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Wow, that's so respectful of you. Thank you, Cash.
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Have y'all gone on an official date? Yeah, at lunch. School lunch. That's not official.
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Okay, well, if y'all were to go on a date outside. What's the thing with that?
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If y'all were going to go on a date outside of school, where would y'all go? Each individually answer. Harper, you go second.
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I mean, that was kind. Are you being serious?
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I want to hear the ones you're not allowed to say out loud.
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Man, mom and dad are getting after y'all. This is crazy.
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So you have, like, one best friend? Mostly me.
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I'm like, I just, like, want to break up with him. But y'all connect emotionally because neither one of y'all have good friends. And you guys both do content. No, I have pretty good friends, but, like... Oh, I thought you said you had pretty good friends.
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If we play pickleball after this and Jason comes and Harper does not, that is crazy. Insanity. Well, are y'all playing pickleball after this?
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You can sing it for us, though. We're breaking up.
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police officer who came over the other day. His name is Goose. His real name is not Goose though, is it? I think it was.
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You bought that? Oh, you were. I know what you're talking about. He literally said, my name is Goose.
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But that's still his name. No. He just wanted to tell you.
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Why would we do that? Oh, heck no. Wait, what if you, and then wait.
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When your son has a son, names him Goose, and together they'll be Geese. That was so funny.
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Have you watched Top Gun since knowing Maverick?
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I laugh like every five seconds. Because I just think of Tara watching that movie and thinking, I'm going to name my son Maverick. And James would just be like, okay.
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That would be Kate. Are you sure? What's a Jason Harp? Yeah, what do you need?
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Who? I don't know. In chemistry? You're talking about another guy while Jason's here? That's kind of crazy.