Kermit the Frog

Because my daughter is hearing 50 kids before her get wooed, and then she gets her name called, and what if she just hears nothing? Golf clap. I'm telling you, by the 30th kid, I am mailing in this clap. That's the thing that's more interesting to me. Everyone's giving their kid the woo. It's what do you give the other 104 kids? Not everybody gave a woo.

Because my daughter is hearing 50 kids before her get wooed, and then she gets her name called, and what if she just hears nothing? Golf clap. I'm telling you, by the 30th kid, I am mailing in this clap. That's the thing that's more interesting to me. Everyone's giving their kid the woo. It's what do you give the other 104 kids? Not everybody gave a woo.

Because by kid 32, I'm barely making a noise with this clap.

Because by kid 32, I'm barely making a noise with this clap.

This guy snuck out the back door like 20 minutes into the ceremony. Didn't even see his... The woo that I did for my daughter, you weren't even there for. I know, but I heard it on tape.

This guy snuck out the back door like 20 minutes into the ceremony. Didn't even see his... The woo that I did for my daughter, you weren't even there for. I know, but I heard it on tape.

No, you don't woo. Yes, you do. Everyone woo. It's such an odd thing to make fun of.

No, you don't woo. Yes, you do. Everyone woo. It's such an odd thing to make fun of.

It metastasizes. You didn't give Claire a woo?

It metastasizes. You didn't give Claire a woo?

What's the phone in the hand have to do? I guarantee you I need wooed.

What's the phone in the hand have to do? I guarantee you I need wooed.

No, there are a lot of Hispanic kids at this school. I was probably not in the top 30 in terms of like, there were plenty of people where the whole family went crazy.

No, there are a lot of Hispanic kids at this school. I was probably not in the top 30 in terms of like, there were plenty of people where the whole family went crazy.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

Whereas she heard my woo. Okay.

Whereas she heard my woo. Okay.

I get that. You think my daughter would rather hear me go like... Like just loudly crying? Everybody woos. Do you have my woo, Billy? Tony's top five. It's a heck of a woo. Oh, man. I'm telling you, though, there's nothing crazy about my woo.

I get that. You think my daughter would rather hear me go like... Like just loudly crying? Everybody woos. Do you have my woo, Billy? Tony's top five. It's a heck of a woo. Oh, man. I'm telling you, though, there's nothing crazy about my woo.