Kevin Carroll

You know, I'm just a chippy.

I'm just a carpenter from Luton.

So we said, stuff it, we'll do it.

So Steve said, look, I'll sort out the leaflets.

I'll get them all printed out.

I've got a mate in a printing company.

He goes, you sort out the banners.

And I said, what are we going to call ourselves?

He goes, oh, you sort it out, Kev.

You know, some of you always say, oh, yeah, yeah, Kev, you sort it out.

Oh, gosh, right.

So I went to B&Q and I bought a load of banners.

Banners, sorry.

A load of white-faced hardboard sheets, cut them in half so they were so big, two foot.

Loaded timber, planed them up with my little block plane, took the arrows off so people didn't get splinters, you know what I mean?

So nailed it to things.

I bought a red and black marker set with big thick ends on them, like inch and a half wide.

So I'm in the front room now with all these cut up in the house.

The wife's in there.

And I'm in the front room with these boards everywhere and I'm trying to think of a name what we're going to call ourselves.