Kevin Durant
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Sie mussten so langsam stoppen. LeBron ging bis auf den Boden und sagte, dass John Moran auf seinem Knie ist. Er kann nichts mit dir in der Post tun. Wir wissen das. Das ist eines der Dinge, die von gestern Abend interessant waren. Aber es gab mehrere Spiele, die interessant waren. Und sehr ruhig geht Jokic 23-20-16 und schießt OKC aus. Wie Michael Porter sagt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Und ihr sagt mir, ob er das richtig hat. Michael Porter sagt, das könnte der letzte Tanz für die Nuggets sein. Und ich sage, nicht, wenn sie die ersten zwei Jungs halten. Es ist nicht so. Es ist nur so, dass du denkst, es ist der letzte Tanz, weil sie dich vielleicht entfernen. Es könnte dein letzter Tanz sein. Es könnte dein letzter Tanz sein, aber es ist nicht jeders letzter Tanz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Nicht sogar mehr wie BJ Armstrong. Er ist der fünfte. Er ist nicht der vierte. Er ist nicht Horace Grant. Er ist nicht der vierte auf diesem Team. Er ist der fünfte. Wer ist der dritte?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yes. That makes me want to stomp them less.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I told you guys the story. This happened to me recently. My wife loves when I'm a fool and I do it daily. Yesterday I did it twice. Twice I was a fool.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Not that bad, no. Not quite that foolish. Die beiden Fehler, die ich gestern gemacht habe, sind, dass ich einen der teuersten Stoffe genommen habe und ihn in einen Ort gesetzt habe, der nur Flusswasser hervorbringt. Ich wusste nicht, dass es einer der teuersten Stoffe war. Es war eine schlechte Stoffe. Ich habe auch versucht, ihr etwas zu helfen und uns völlig aus dem Haus gelockt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Aber die Zeit mit dem Kacken, die gestern passiert ist, ich habe es dir gesagt, und es ist physisch lustig. Ich wünschte, dass ich das Video hatte. Sie ist furchtbar vor Zwiebeln. Das ist die einzige Zeit, in der ich wirklich heroisch sein kann. Ich bin mit einem Schuh reingekommen und bin losgegangen, aber ich habe es verpasst. Und dann ist es ein Schuss. Nein! Ja, weil ich reingekommen bin.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Ich bin dann neben einem Zwiebeln, der sich ausgesprungen hat. Und der Zwiebel ist einfach weggegangen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I totally missed it, but I just combat rolled and I missed it by this much and I would have killed it. Like it would have been theatrically great, but I wish I had video of it because it was so stupid.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The one where your dog died and you were in the car crying? That's a good one too. Well, I could also give you the guy who asked me about our show while I was in the middle of a testicular ultrasound. Oh, okay. Aber ich denke, wenn ich ein Video hätte, würde ich das Beste haben.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Ich habe nur ein Video in meinem Leben, das ich glaube, Amerika's Funniest Home Videos zu gewinnen oder in den Top 3 zu beenden. Ich war, und glaubt es oder nicht, wird diese Geschichte testen, ob die Leute es glauben, weil ich mein Auto waschen musste. Und es ist schon lange her, seitdem ich mein eigenes Auto wasche.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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und ich konnte den Hosen nicht korrekt funktionieren, also schlug ich ihn an und schlug es dann runter. Und als ich es runter schlug, schlug es an und das Wasser ging in meine Gesichter. Also bin ich weg von dem Wasser in meinen Gesichtern, aber dann, als mein Kopf hochkommt, fahre ich einfach direkt in die Lichter, die auf unserer Bühne sind.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Und dann ging es direkt runter, direkt runter, weil ich in ein Licht gerannt habe. Das Licht hat sich nicht einmal auf dem Tor bewegt. Es war eines dieser großen, großen Lichter. Und so, ja, wenn ich das Video hatte.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Es war vor der Ring-Cam. Ich war mein eigenes Auto waschen. Es war ein langer Zeit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I live on the beach and so there are a lot of colorful towels that seem like they've been there for a while that I didn't know were the expensive towels. And so I thought that they were just towels that we don't use very often.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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It's not their head anymore?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Alright, I've got a number of questions, not about the roach. Please keep researching that. Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Do you have a ceremonial towel? Du sagst, weil ich möchte wissen, was die Regeln hier sind, weil wir alles immer lernen, wenn wir anfangen, in unterschiedlichen Schlafzimmern herumzuspringen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Wir lernen kulturelle Dinge, wir lernen ein paar verschiedene Dinge. Es gibt Kulturen, die den Waschkloß nicht benutzen. There's some failed basic hygiene learning there in not using the washcloth. We have learned about sitting and standing wipers. There are different all over the world and some of them are learning right now that there is another kind right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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But I don't know what correct towel behavior is and what Tony is saying there. While always a grift with Tony somehow, if I touch a towel in somebody's house and I'm a guest and it's damp, that's not a good situation. There's gonna be some disgust, because I don't know where that towel's been. I don't know where that dampness comes from. I don't know who used that towel for said dampness.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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And so I wanna know what the rules are now Ich glaube, es gibt ein Missverständnis. Es ist kein Missverständnis. Ja, es ist ein Missverständnis. Ich habe nicht verstanden, was das für ein Missverständnis war.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I still do it, by the way.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Oh, man. We did a segment where we asked somebody for 12 minutes how to correctly wash their hands. That was something that we did.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I didn't think embroidered towels were used. I thought those were decorative.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I used the same towel that I just hung on the door when I took a shower.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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We'll give you carte blanche. Well, you can't give it his other employers and the ramifications that he would have if he did that. You're not in charge of those. I'll talk to them. Okay, you'll talk to the Miami Heat and Bally's about something that he's done. Not Bally's. We don't need to talk about it. Let's just not. But you're going to talk to his employers about... Do you agree with that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Alright, let's start again. The embroidered towel at Levitard's show. The embroidered towel. Do you use it to wash your hands? Yes or no?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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To dry your hands, thank you. Do you use it around anything that has wet hands? Denn ich glaube nicht, dass die gekleidete Maschine etwas anderes ist, als etwas, das von einem Lauf hängt. Es hängt von einem Lauf, und es wird einfach auf der Wand gesetzt, so wie man ein Fenster auf der Wand einsetzen würde. Es ist da, um die Akzente im Kühlschrank zusammenzubringen, das Feng Shui des Kühlschranks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Do Izzy and Amin agree with the idea that Kevin Durant strikes you as wandering the earth happy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Das ist es. Es ist nicht da, um von deiner Mund, von deinen Händen und sicher nicht von deinem Arsch zu benutzen. Welche Art von Schwachsinn würdest du benutzen? Die gekleidete Maschine für deinen Arsch!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Das ist, was passiert ist, okay? Wegen all der seltsamen Regen-Sachen, die passieren. I never know when an area is going to get flooded on one of the balconies of the home. And so I'm trying to put some towels there in the door to make sure that I don't get flooding. And those towels, I just go to the bottom Es hat einen Brandnamen, der mit einem M beginnt, den ich nicht kenne.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I was never using it for anything, but it is a beach towel. It is something I have not seen used, but the colorful towels are the beach towels, correct? Like the towels that have multiple colors on them are the beach towels.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Many people listening to this hear me say embroidered towels and are saying, what the bleep are you talking about? I don't have any embroidered towels.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Es war ein elitistischer Tauschen, sicher. Es macht nicht Migranten Arbeit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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You guys are showing me some things here that I was not aware of. I had not given towels a lot of thought. I thought there was a spot between whatever is your shower towel and your beach towel for a luxury larger towel that is somewhere a size in between. Whatever it is, is the normal size towel in the bathroom and the beach towel. Nein, es gibt eine andere Größe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Ich mag Soft Towels nicht. Soft Towels, wenn ich wach bin, ist es wie ein Cotton Swab. Es ist wie ein Ruck.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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There are people who like soft towels. We should do polls. Alright, at Levitard Show, soft towel or hard towel.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Jess has returned from putting her ass on all our embroidered towels. The embroidery that I speak of, the thing that's funny about this to me is, I'm envisioning, like, my grandparents had no money. They came from no money. But...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The first time I discovered, with awe and wonder as a child, going into a tiny little home right near where the Orange Bowl was, the idea of a towel as decoration was the embroidered towel that had been brought from Cuba that was on the wall and was not to be used in any way. It wasn't even a towel that had any practical usage. It was like a napkin, the towel was.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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But my grandmother then thought that the height of luxury was one year. getting me as a gift, monogrammed towels, the height of luxury, DLB. And so you can imagine how my friends made fun of me. Look, guys, if Dan passes out in the shower, he'll wake up and know what his initials are.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Like, just the amount of mockery that came with my grandmother buying me what she thought was, you know, a wonderful thing to buy me, but the embroidered monogrammed towels are the height of Jack Assery, correct? Like, what?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Abuelas. Don't think you know my grandma. Don't take my culture with Nana. I have a Nana. Abuela, that's right. The Codys have a Nana. The Levitards have an Abuela. Thank you. I will not be homogenized by you making everyone a Nana. She's an Abuela. The towel came from the old country. Was the towel pre-revolution? Well, no. The towel was bought from... Cuba doesn't have monogrammed towels.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Just saying, pre-revolution. Some people could have. The children in Cuba are using condoms as balloons because they don't have balloons in Cuba.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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You don't have monogrammed towels in Cuba. Put this on the poll at Levitard Show. If you have monogrammed towels, are you a jackass? Ja oder nein? Und auch, ihr habt gesehen, auf den Kufflinks, manche Leute tragen Schuhe, sie legen die Kufflinks, sie legen ihre Initialen oder ihre Namen auf die Kufflinks. Wie fühlen wir uns über das?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I would say though, as I've seen, you know, the loneliness of men turned trolls on the internet. As I've seen social media become a festering pit of angry, lonely men getting quote-unquote enjoyment out of trolling. doesn't really strike me as joy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The constant fighting with others doesn't strike me, like maybe you like competing at all times, and I suspect that Kevin Durant probably does like competing at all times, but I will tell you, just me personally, who has never minded a fight in 30 years, I'm tired of fighting the Internet. It's a losing proposition, no matter how much power, because I'm not afraid of saying anything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Like, there aren't consequences to me on things that I say, but I'm tired of fighting the Internet. I don't want to fight anymore. Like, I've been fighting here for a while, and that's not my disposition. I don't find joy in the fight, but maybe Kevin Durant does find joy in the fight. Certainly does at basketball.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I know I've stumbled onto something that'll be fun for us to talk about when Amin gives me his own private show during our introduction where he gives me his opinions on Kevin Durant that probably would have been useful for the audience to hear as well, given that he's our basketball or one of our basketball experts. But you were saying, Amin, during the introduction to only me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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All totally fair. And the information that we have is you're smoking weed all the time. You seem to be fighting on the internet all the time. And when we saw you playing basketball, you left a champion and everyone wanted to punch each other, even though you guys were winning all the games. And it was a little confusing to us because you went and did the thing you wanted to do.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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You won your championships. You thought you were securing your legacy. You didn't secure your legacy. And now we're talking about whether or not you seem happy or not. Because we haven't seen a lot of joy in what it is. The results of what you're showing us publicly doesn't have a lot of mirth in it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Er ist immer noch großartig. Er hat letzte Nacht gegen Miami Heat gewonnen. Ich würde sagen, Kevin Durants Spiel wird jünger werden als Jimmy Butlers Spiel, weil er immer noch die Jumpshoots bekommen wird. Die Sache, die ich von gestern Abend im Basketball gesprochen haben wollte, war, was die Warriors mit den Celtics in Boston gemacht haben.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Und eine Sache in der Mitte davon, von der man nicht viel sieht. Steph Curry macht den Turnover, Steve Kerr rippt ihn und sagt dann nach dem Spiel, Quote, die Schönheit von Steph. ist, dass ich an ihn schreien könnte. Es gibt nicht viele Superstar, die das machen. Gib mir alle Jungs, die jetzt von ihrem Trainer ein Lämpchen nehmen, weil sie nicht diese Liga und ihre Teams runten.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Hmm. Oh, so Jeremy ist in einem Kostüm heute? We're not on video right now, so that doesn't really work as a joke. I mean, we're not going to the visual joke of Jeremy as the Joker. But Jeremy, you were saying that Kevin Durant, and I'm wrong, how?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Denn plötzlich hat Anthony Edwards ein paar Dreieck gespielt. Jetzt hat jeder ein paar Dreieck gespielt. Diese Spieler runten klar die Liga. Und in Golden State hast du einen dekorierten Champion, der nichts mehr zu beweisen hat, der ein öffentliches Schreien von seinem Trainer vor allem macht. Wenn Steph Curry... I don't think he needs any of that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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But the reason they're doing that is because Steph Curry is like, I want Coach to coach me the way that he coaches everybody. That's a good way to lead.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah, alright, shoot. What is the heart of hearts? Is it a heart inside of a heart? Is it the beating heart of a heart?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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So ist Kevin Hart. Ich denke, es ist ein Herz innerhalb eines Herzens. Wenn du sagst, in deinem Herz ist ein Herz, was du sagst, ist, dass das Herz auch ein Herz hat. Und das ist das schreckliche Herz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Ihr könnt das immer noch machen, aber ich möchte eine Antwort auf meine Frage haben.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Okay, but do you guys, when you say it, if you say it, Izzy was the only one who said it, but when you say Heart of Hearts, what is it that you're imagining? Surely it's not Shakespeare. Surely that when you say that, you're not holding... It's not Shirley either. You're not holding up a skull and staring at it and talking to it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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In my stomach of stomachs. Tony, that was excellent work in a very small window as Amine just asked something breathtakingly stupid.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Bist du der Glauben, dass es ein Tier im Tiergeheimnis gibt, das mehrere Herzen hat?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Not last night. Not last night at the end of the game. Can you explain to me? Because there were a handful of things that happened last night that were fun and funny. The Warriors game against the Celtics was one of them. John Morant and LeBron going back and forth on who's too small for the other. I'm so tired of that as a celebration that people keep going lower and lower.