Kevin Hassett

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1,726 appearances 142 recordings 16 series first heard Sep 2025 last heard 8 Jul

Kevin Hassett’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 138 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 38.

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Adam Carolla Show · Alanna Ubach + Larry Miller (Carolla Classics) · 19 Jun 2026 podcast

If you suck, you gotta suck.

That's fair in many jobs.

Yeah.

See how I did that?

I like that.

It sounds like a nice place, kind of like Hawaiian Gardens.

If it's anything like this shooting, it'd be very nice.

There was a lot of dialogue.

I've come to believe that life just takes care of those people.

I remember that very clearly.

I remember the guy coming in with his nine-page script and the Snapple.

But what's notable here is, Jessica, how many words of that news story do you think you got out?

I would say six at this point.

Probably, yeah, six to nine.

or figure out the difference between a peach and an apple.

Yeah, I mean, and then you're a demanding dick.

Which, by the way, to me was the weirdest thing about the story because a teacher never gets fucking fired from a public school.

What do you have to do?

Rape someone with a sample bottle.

And even then, they just send you to a rubber room and keep paying you.

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