Kevin James
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Bro, I would have to go hide in the fucking bathroom.
You know, and then I'm just like, oh.
I dated a girl who would take five seconds before she would realize that a waiter is there asking her for something.
And I'd have to go, he's looking at me.
And she'd just be like this.
And it days every time, five seconds.
And then she'd come out of it.
And I'm like, I can't go on.
I couldn't be married to that.
So it was like, there's no use in me being here.
Did you like that though?
Or did you just was like, it was like a, it was a point where you go,
I want to help her and be with her or, you know, or is it like that small or like, no, like, like a, like, like how small though?
My heart melts for the physical things more, but I dated a girl once who would just say the phrase, rattle your cage every time.
She's like, hey, and I'm like, what are you doing?
And she's like, I'm just calling to rattle your cage.
And I'm like, I can't go on.