Kevin Knuth

And especially the new graduate students, we've all just moved there into a PhD program.

So you're looking down the barrel of spending five or six years of your life at this place.

And what kind of place did we just move to where cows are murdered this way, right?

This is really bizarre.

So we're discussing this in the hallway.

And it was this heated discussion.

And I remember shouting at one point,

I don't know why aliens would do it, and I don't know how Satanists would do it.

I mean, it was that level of stupid discussion, right, that students would have.

And we were quite loud and disturbed one of the professors down the hall, and he came out from his office to find out what we were talking about.

He comes down the hall, and we tell him, and I don't know if he was trying to make us feel better because it was the opposite, but he said...

oh, yeah, yeah, this happens from time to time, and they'll investigate it, and they won't figure anything out, and then everybody will just forget about it until it happens again.

And we're just like, what?

That's even crazier than what we're already talking about.

And then he adds and he goes, but you know what's really strange?

There are, he goes, I have friends who work up at Malmstrom Air Force Base and they have problems with UFOs flying over the nuclear missile sites and shutting down nuclear missiles.

And, you know, we listened politely and when he walked away, we laughed our asses off because this was the, at the time, it was the silliest thing I thought I'd ever heard.

I mean, UFOs are shutting down nuclear missiles and this isn't, everybody's not on red alert.

Right.

I mean, our entire military should be mobilized for something like that, right?