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Kevin O'Leary

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1515 total appearances

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But she's a biological scientist in DNA research and she likes cats.

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So she has a product called Base Paw.

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You take a Q-tip and you stick it in a cat where the sun doesn't shine.

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And then for $29, you send it in for a DNA test and she sends back what foods the cat should be eating based on its DNA history.

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Cats only have three genres.

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I had to say to her on the set, nobody wanted to invest in it.

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I can buy a new cat for five bucks.

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And this is, she said, because there's 110 million people in America that have cats.

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And so, anyways, I invested in it, because I just, she wouldn't leave unless I gave her $20,000.

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And that company sold for so much money to a pharmaceutical.

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So that's an example of just random outcome.

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It paid for so many of my mistakes.

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And she married a Canadian lumberjack.

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who's taller than her, and they had monstrous children.

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In ancient Egypt, a chocolate point Siamese lasted for 33 years.

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domestic cats, 12 and a half to 14.