Kevin Ryan
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Podcast Appearances
Listen, I wouldn't fucking.
I mean, where would it even go?
No, I wouldn't bring it.
I wouldn't look like Drake or something.
I mean, I wouldn't have the box going.
You would just try to fill that in?
Psycho.
All right, let's see here.
This one's from Gavin.
This is more of a story.
Some close friends of me and my lady got married a few weeks ago in the backyard of her house.
Okay.
Which is also connected to a flea market that they do not own.
Okay.
Strike one.
Her brother was the officiant and showed up in a Pope costume.
I mean, that's just funny.
During the ceremony, he used lyrics from Wet Ass Pussy, Let the Bodies Hit the Floor, and a handful of other off-the-wall songs.
For the reception, they had a karaoke machine and open bar, and all the staff was from the local town dive bar down the road.
Okay.