Kevin Ryan
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But I remember being at school and being like, that would be like.
Dude, if you got caught pooping at school, that was hard.
Oh, that was done under... I mean, that was... I mean, you go to the nurse, sneak into the teacher's lounge, do something.
Ah, yeah.
I remember they stopped...
In our school, we didn't have doors.
You had like... What?
Kind of like you were at the mall or whatever, or like an airport.
Oh, what, in the bathrooms?
Yeah, they make a right.
So, like, if you catch a trombone, if you will, someone, you know, the hot girl checking her locker could hear you.
Hey, yeah, I didn't need that going.
I didn't need that making the rounds.
Pooping before lunch, too.
Yeah, I didn't... I was... Just the smell.
Yeah, I was so scared.
Now, look, I mean, you're still a little... I don't know why it's shameful.
It's always tough waiting for a stall at a rest stop or something.
You're like this.
Got to take a shit, huh?