Kevin Ryan

Or a hamburger.

Hamburgers were pretty good.

Although they had big chunks of celery in them, which I did not care for.

Yeah.

They were pretty good.

They were great.

Yeah.

A little rubbery, though, but they got the job done in a pinch.

But I don't remember a hamburger taquito.

He's lying.

Do you think they got hamburger hot dogs, and they come out with a taquito, and they're not shoving fucking hamburgers?

With celery in it.

It was like hamburger or something.

I don't know.

A little amir poivre.

It wasn't my go-to, but-

they would serve them... They'd only cook them on the roller.

So they needed to be on that roller because they're coming from, like, frozen.

So they needed to be on that roller for, like...

five hours and sometimes you'd get them after like 15 minutes and they'd still sell them to you you'd get outside and you'd break your god damn tooth and you gotta go in and say hey I just bought this here and then you didn't have your receipt and it wouldn't give you a store credit you're kidding me we'd start and we were drunk so you'd be yelling at not yelling at him be like I was just fucking in here no no no no no