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of mattresses from my building and you could see the bed bugs on the fucking mattresses like it was it was crazy that is wild now it's not a fun fun week to say trying to get rid of fleas i've never i've never oh i've had dogs and i've never never had a fleece the worst yeah my dog caught fleas from a right around with some other dogs

boy you start getting them bite you like the fuck is this and you can see them like when you find you can see them like jump like you can see that oh my god you're not a dog gotta go no the dog we had we just had to bomb the dog gotta go because you could take your dog to get a million flea baths but they like yo if he keeps coming back with fleas there's fleas in your house you have to bomb your house and so take the dog to get a flea bag bomb the house it was a thing

A whole thing.

Nah, that bed bug shit, that might have been one of the worst weeks of my entire life.

Because then I was just walking around feeling like they was on me even when I was outside of my apartment.

Yeah, it was just all, I was on the path train like this and shit.

It's not Tourette's.

It's bed bugs.

You just got to tell people it's not Tourette's.

It's bed bugs.

It was giving me a dollar.

Yeah, I have bed bugs.

It's not Tourette's.

No, roaches, of course, I don't like roaches, but they never bother me much.

Water bugs.

are like my biggest fear.

My freshman year, they had like the community showers.

Like it wasn't a bathroom in your room.

That first fucking week, I turn around, look at the curtain, that fucking water bug.

That fucking lab, bro, I ran out of that shit butt ass naked with shampoo in my hair.