Key Glock
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The cicadas, do they have a... They can't hurt you.
They're just fucking everywhere.
What is the purpose of the cicada, though?
Everything has a purpose.
I feel like I would respect the cicadas if I knew what they were doing for the environment.
I don't know what these things... Niggas around here, they ain't doing shit for the environment.
That's why we need to get them niggas out of here.
So if the cicadas ain't doing nothing, we need to get them out of here, too.
AI says their purpose is to survive and reproduce.
Craters are vital to ecosystems at every stage of their life cycle.
They serve as a massive food source for wildlife, naturally till and aerate soil underground.
So they fertilize shit when they die.
And their decomposing bodies act as a rich organic fertilizer for forest and plant life.
Okay, so every 17 years, they terrify humans and then just die and give us fertilizer.
So the birds eat them.
But we need more birds.
We definitely need more birds.
Yeah, we need more birds.
Because those, they were...