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New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

The cicadas, do they have a... They can't hurt you.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

They're just fucking everywhere.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

What is the purpose of the cicada, though?

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

Everything has a purpose.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

I feel like I would respect the cicadas if I knew what they were doing for the environment.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

I don't know what these things... Niggas around here, they ain't doing shit for the environment.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

That's why we need to get them niggas out of here.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

So if the cicadas ain't doing nothing, we need to get them out of here, too.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

AI says their purpose is to survive and reproduce.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

Craters are vital to ecosystems at every stage of their life cycle.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

They serve as a massive food source for wildlife, naturally till and aerate soil underground.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

So they fertilize shit when they die.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

And their decomposing bodies act as a rich organic fertilizer for forest and plant life.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

Okay, so every 17 years, they terrify humans and then just die and give us fertilizer.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

So the birds eat them.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

Okay.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

But we need more birds.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

We definitely need more birds.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

Yeah, we need more birds.

New Rory & MAL
Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

Because those, they were...