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Khaya Dlanga

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
466 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Mm-hmm. Trump, yeah. I think he's that guy.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Mm-hmm. Trump, yeah. I think he's that guy.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

That is funny. There's a verse in the Bible. Yeah. Parable, Jesus. So Jesus talks about a son. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Okay, just checking. Just checking. So Jesus talks about, I forget the exact parable, but what he says in this parable is a father asks a son to do something, right?

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

That is funny. There's a verse in the Bible. Yeah. Parable, Jesus. So Jesus talks about a son. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Okay, just checking. Just checking. So Jesus talks about, I forget the exact parable, but what he says in this parable is a father asks a son to do something, right?

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

And then the son's like, no, I'm not going to do it. It's rude to his father. Yeah. Ask another son. And the son says, yes, I'll do it. This polite son doesn't do the thing. The son who was not polite said he's not going to do the thing. That's the thing that the father asked him to.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

And then the son's like, no, I'm not going to do it. It's rude to his father. Yeah. Ask another son. And the son says, yes, I'll do it. This polite son doesn't do the thing. The son who was not polite said he's not going to do the thing. That's the thing that the father asked him to.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Right. So it feels like, and then it seems like then Jesus kind of praises the son who said, I wouldn't do it, but he did it, but does, does the thing. So, Again, it feels like that parable. Oh, so then Jesus disagrees with you, just so you know.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Right. So it feels like, and then it seems like then Jesus kind of praises the son who said, I wouldn't do it, but he did it, but does, does the thing. So, Again, it feels like that parable. Oh, so then Jesus disagrees with you, just so you know.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Yeah.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Yeah.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Yes. So, well, as you know, I lost my mother last year. So, which was like I was saying now, it's in two days time, it's going to be exactly a year. since how old was your mom when she passed she was uh she just turned 70 so she's just yeah I mean it's not young but that's young like I especially considering how she was you know she was super active and you know um

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Yes. So, well, as you know, I lost my mother last year. So, which was like I was saying now, it's in two days time, it's going to be exactly a year. since how old was your mom when she passed she was uh she just turned 70 so she's just yeah I mean it's not young but that's young like I especially considering how she was you know she was super active and you know um

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

So then I'll never, I mean, I remember driving, you know, to the funeral with my sisters. So they're in the car at the back and I'm driving and I'm leading the funeral procession to the church. And I said to them, guys, you know that thing, I don't know how to call it, but the thing that you get here, that lump in your throat where you feel like, ah, I'm just...

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

So then I'll never, I mean, I remember driving, you know, to the funeral with my sisters. So they're in the car at the back and I'm driving and I'm leading the funeral procession to the church. And I said to them, guys, you know that thing, I don't know how to call it, but the thing that you get here, that lump in your throat where you feel like, ah, I'm just...

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

And I'm trying to not cry as I'm talking to my sister. And I says, guys, I'm not going to talk. I'm not going to speak at the funeral. I know I'm supposed to, but I'm not going to do it. I can feel I won't be able to do it. Once I'm in front of the church, it's going to be impossible. And they're like, no, you can't do that. You know, she would have wanted you to. And I was like, guys.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

And I'm trying to not cry as I'm talking to my sister. And I says, guys, I'm not going to talk. I'm not going to speak at the funeral. I know I'm supposed to, but I'm not going to do it. I can feel I won't be able to do it. Once I'm in front of the church, it's going to be impossible. And they're like, no, you can't do that. You know, she would have wanted you to. And I was like, guys.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Because you and your mom were close. Yeah. And then I'm like, I can't, I can't, you know. So then we get to the church. And they like to plonk you right in front of the freaking coffin. So now it's like, oh my God, this thing is right here now. It's more real. And that feeling was even more profound. It's like, there is no way. I know I won't be able to speak.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Because you and your mom were close. Yeah. And then I'm like, I can't, I can't, you know. So then we get to the church. And they like to plonk you right in front of the freaking coffin. So now it's like, oh my God, this thing is right here now. It's more real. And that feeling was even more profound. It's like, there is no way. I know I won't be able to speak.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

But then there's women that my mom went to church with. They're out there. They celebrate through singing. They're just singing. And they keep coming. They keep looking at me. There's this old woman. She's 93 or 94. Old and tiny. I know not many people are smaller than me. But she was like really. And she keeps going like this. And she's singing.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

But then there's women that my mom went to church with. They're out there. They celebrate through singing. They're just singing. And they keep coming. They keep looking at me. There's this old woman. She's 93 or 94. Old and tiny. I know not many people are smaller than me. But she was like really. And she keeps going like this. And she's singing.