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Khaya Dlanga

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
466 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Malfunctioning. Take it. I should go take it. And I was like, I'll take it. I'll take it tomorrow. I can save tomorrow. And then I had the accident.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Malfunctioning. Take it. I should go take it. And I was like, I'll take it. I'll take it tomorrow. I can save tomorrow. And then I had the accident.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

That's what I would have done. Yeah. So those are my accidents.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

That's what I would have done. Yeah. So those are my accidents.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

The insurance paid out.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

The insurance paid out.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Yeah, and it's an accident. That's what you get insured for. Yes. An accident, you know.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Yeah, and it's an accident. That's what you get insured for. Yes. An accident, you know.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

And also, isn't it like it's a bet, right? Because the whole thing, I remember, I don't know if I saw this already somewhere, where someone said the purpose of insurance, the company says, right? Yes. I bet you... your house won't catch fire. And you say, I bet you my house will, right? And so what you do is that like, now you keep, you're paying, right?

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

And also, isn't it like it's a bet, right? Because the whole thing, I remember, I don't know if I saw this already somewhere, where someone said the purpose of insurance, the company says, right? Yes. I bet you... your house won't catch fire. And you say, I bet you my house will, right? And so what you do is that like, now you keep, you're paying, right?

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Because as long as you don't catch any fire, your bet, you're like, I told you, I told you. That's actually crazy. It's a bet. It's not. And all of a sudden now, my house catches fire. The bet has come right. Yeah, the bet has come right.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Because as long as you don't catch any fire, your bet, you're like, I told you, I told you. That's actually crazy. It's a bet. It's not. And all of a sudden now, my house catches fire. The bet has come right. Yeah, the bet has come right.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Yeah. So I thought that was such a great concept describing what insurance is. I feel like all, it is a great concept.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Yeah. So I thought that was such a great concept describing what insurance is. I feel like all, it is a great concept.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Exactly. No, but I mean... You know, I remember the first time. I don't know if anyone here remembers the first time they used an Uber app. Yeah. The first time? I remember the very first time. They were going to be launching Uber in South Africa and they invited me to the launch, which was nice. Okay, great. And then... Because they knew you weren't a driver.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Exactly. No, but I mean... You know, I remember the first time. I don't know if anyone here remembers the first time they used an Uber app. Yeah. The first time? I remember the very first time. They were going to be launching Uber in South Africa and they invited me to the launch, which was nice. Okay, great. And then... Because they knew you weren't a driver.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

And so my car then happened like that week or two, you know, happened to go to a service or two to a service. And then I was like, ah, let me try this Uber thing. So I opened... And I was like, oh my goodness. It showed me the guy's face, the registration, the car, how far he is. This was revolutionary to me. I was like, this is incredible. And anyway, he arrived, he gets out of the car.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

And so my car then happened like that week or two, you know, happened to go to a service or two to a service. And then I was like, ah, let me try this Uber thing. So I opened... And I was like, oh my goodness. It showed me the guy's face, the registration, the car, how far he is. This was revolutionary to me. I was like, this is incredible. And anyway, he arrived, he gets out of the car.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

There's only Uber Blacks at the time. They used to open the door. And they used to open the door for you.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

There's only Uber Blacks at the time. They used to open the door. And they used to open the door for you.