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Khaya Dlanga

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
466 total appearances

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What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

That's very true.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

That's very true.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Yeah.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Yeah.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

It's very, it's incredible.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

It's very, it's incredible.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Except for that. Except for that. I don't know. I think I mentioned this to you a few days ago. This tweet. Right. There's someone who tweeted about the wedding intersection.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Except for that. Except for that. I don't know. I think I mentioned this to you a few days ago. This tweet. Right. There's someone who tweeted about the wedding intersection.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

intersection and the traffic lights weren't working. Or robots, traffic lights, they're not working. And the guy's directing traffic. And so it goes to the guy, you know, at the front of, you know, the guy in front.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

intersection and the traffic lights weren't working. Or robots, traffic lights, they're not working. And the guy's directing traffic. And so it goes to the guy, you know, at the front of, you know, the guy in front.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

And kind of ask him for money. And the guy says, sir, I don't have money. While the guy was talking, this homeless guy with his groundless fingers just put his fingers in this guy's... He put his fingers down this guy's ass. And this guy tweeted about this experience. And basically, he doesn't know what to do because this guy just freaking shoved his fingers down his ass.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

And kind of ask him for money. And the guy says, sir, I don't have money. While the guy was talking, this homeless guy with his groundless fingers just put his fingers in this guy's... He put his fingers down this guy's ass. And this guy tweeted about this experience. And basically, he doesn't know what to do because this guy just freaking shoved his fingers down his ass.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Because I wasn't giving him money. I wasn't giving him money. Oh, that was like, yeah, that was, I mean, I mean, that never happens, but it happens once in a while, but it's my, it's my favorite, my favorite story. It's terrible. It's the favorite thing I've heard this year. What would you do? You know, it's one of those things where I'd...

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Because I wasn't giving him money. I wasn't giving him money. Oh, that was like, yeah, that was, I mean, I mean, that never happens, but it happens once in a while, but it's my, it's my favorite, my favorite story. It's terrible. It's the favorite thing I've heard this year. What would you do? You know, it's one of those things where I'd...

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

I think I'd drive off, but... No, I'm saying, what would you do as it happens, though?

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

I think I'd drive off, but... No, I'm saying, what would you do as it happens, though?

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

That's how you think you would do.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

That's how you think you would do.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Never. This is you behind the microphone, buddy. At that time, I think the first thing I would think about is like, let me not swallow. I need to find the closest garage I need to go to. I promise you, that's what I've been thinking about. And this sounds terrible and elitist, but I would be thinking, like, I need to go and get mouthwashed. Should I go to my doctor? I don't know.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Meet Khaya Dlanga โ€“ One of My Favorite People

Never. This is you behind the microphone, buddy. At that time, I think the first thing I would think about is like, let me not swallow. I need to find the closest garage I need to go to. I promise you, that's what I've been thinking about. And this sounds terrible and elitist, but I would be thinking, like, I need to go and get mouthwashed. Should I go to my doctor? I don't know.