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That's very true.
That's very true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's very, it's incredible.
It's very, it's incredible.
Except for that. Except for that. I don't know. I think I mentioned this to you a few days ago. This tweet. Right. There's someone who tweeted about the wedding intersection.
Except for that. Except for that. I don't know. I think I mentioned this to you a few days ago. This tweet. Right. There's someone who tweeted about the wedding intersection.
intersection and the traffic lights weren't working. Or robots, traffic lights, they're not working. And the guy's directing traffic. And so it goes to the guy, you know, at the front of, you know, the guy in front.
intersection and the traffic lights weren't working. Or robots, traffic lights, they're not working. And the guy's directing traffic. And so it goes to the guy, you know, at the front of, you know, the guy in front.
And kind of ask him for money. And the guy says, sir, I don't have money. While the guy was talking, this homeless guy with his groundless fingers just put his fingers in this guy's... He put his fingers down this guy's ass. And this guy tweeted about this experience. And basically, he doesn't know what to do because this guy just freaking shoved his fingers down his ass.
And kind of ask him for money. And the guy says, sir, I don't have money. While the guy was talking, this homeless guy with his groundless fingers just put his fingers in this guy's... He put his fingers down this guy's ass. And this guy tweeted about this experience. And basically, he doesn't know what to do because this guy just freaking shoved his fingers down his ass.
Because I wasn't giving him money. I wasn't giving him money. Oh, that was like, yeah, that was, I mean, I mean, that never happens, but it happens once in a while, but it's my, it's my favorite, my favorite story. It's terrible. It's the favorite thing I've heard this year. What would you do? You know, it's one of those things where I'd...
Because I wasn't giving him money. I wasn't giving him money. Oh, that was like, yeah, that was, I mean, I mean, that never happens, but it happens once in a while, but it's my, it's my favorite, my favorite story. It's terrible. It's the favorite thing I've heard this year. What would you do? You know, it's one of those things where I'd...
I think I'd drive off, but... No, I'm saying, what would you do as it happens, though?
I think I'd drive off, but... No, I'm saying, what would you do as it happens, though?
That's how you think you would do.
That's how you think you would do.
Never. This is you behind the microphone, buddy. At that time, I think the first thing I would think about is like, let me not swallow. I need to find the closest garage I need to go to. I promise you, that's what I've been thinking about. And this sounds terrible and elitist, but I would be thinking, like, I need to go and get mouthwashed. Should I go to my doctor? I don't know.
Never. This is you behind the microphone, buddy. At that time, I think the first thing I would think about is like, let me not swallow. I need to find the closest garage I need to go to. I promise you, that's what I've been thinking about. And this sounds terrible and elitist, but I would be thinking, like, I need to go and get mouthwashed. Should I go to my doctor? I don't know.