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What are they going to find and what's going to happen? All of it. So he really put me at ease and he was chatting with me. And it was so crazy that it came up because I mentioned my kids or something. And he goes, oh, yeah. How old are they? Eight and ten. He goes, oh, man, that's such fun ages. I remember when my kids were eight and ten, I was their AYSO soccer coach.

What are they going to find and what's going to happen? All of it. So he really put me at ease and he was chatting with me. And it was so crazy that it came up because I mentioned my kids or something. And he goes, oh, yeah. How old are they? Eight and ten. He goes, oh, man, that's such fun ages. I remember when my kids were eight and ten, I was their AYSO soccer coach.

What are they going to find and what's going to happen? All of it. So he really put me at ease and he was chatting with me. And it was so crazy that it came up because I mentioned my kids or something. And he goes, oh, yeah. How old are they? Eight and ten. He goes, oh, man, that's such fun ages. I remember when my kids were eight and ten, I was their AYSO soccer coach.

And he goes, that was crazy. And I said, oh, well, you'll appreciate this. My daughter's soccer game was last night and things got wild. And he goes, oh, I bet. I remember. So he told me two stories. The first one was when his kid was like five years old. OK, so teeny tiny soccer game where like half the kids are just standing around picking their noses.

And he goes, that was crazy. And I said, oh, well, you'll appreciate this. My daughter's soccer game was last night and things got wild. And he goes, oh, I bet. I remember. So he told me two stories. The first one was when his kid was like five years old. OK, so teeny tiny soccer game where like half the kids are just standing around picking their noses.

And he goes, that was crazy. And I said, oh, well, you'll appreciate this. My daughter's soccer game was last night and things got wild. And he goes, oh, I bet. I remember. So he told me two stories. The first one was when his kid was like five years old. OK, so teeny tiny soccer game where like half the kids are just standing around picking their noses.

The parents got so into it that at one point in time, this one kid who was really good, who was on his team, so he was coaching, was like making his way down the field and was about to make a goal. And the other team's kid is like looking at a butterfly or something. Yeah.

The parents got so into it that at one point in time, this one kid who was really good, who was on his team, so he was coaching, was like making his way down the field and was about to make a goal. And the other team's kid is like looking at a butterfly or something. Yeah.

The parents got so into it that at one point in time, this one kid who was really good, who was on his team, so he was coaching, was like making his way down the field and was about to make a goal. And the other team's kid is like looking at a butterfly or something. Yeah.

That a dad from the sidelines runs out onto the field, picks up his kid, who's the butterfly gazer, and goes, holds him up and blocks the kick with his son's body.

That a dad from the sidelines runs out onto the field, picks up his kid, who's the butterfly gazer, and goes, holds him up and blocks the kick with his son's body.

That a dad from the sidelines runs out onto the field, picks up his kid, who's the butterfly gazer, and goes, holds him up and blocks the kick with his son's body.

First of all, like.

First of all, like.

First of all, like.

To, you know, being like, like, you think that's going to count as blocking the goal? You're picking him up to, like, block this flight. And also, like, if you were that dad and I saw you do that when you're kids five, I will never look at you the same way again. I will always only think of how you have no self-control. You're obsessive. Like, who does that?

To, you know, being like, like, you think that's going to count as blocking the goal? You're picking him up to, like, block this flight. And also, like, if you were that dad and I saw you do that when you're kids five, I will never look at you the same way again. I will always only think of how you have no self-control. You're obsessive. Like, who does that?

To, you know, being like, like, you think that's going to count as blocking the goal? You're picking him up to, like, block this flight. And also, like, if you were that dad and I saw you do that when you're kids five, I will never look at you the same way again. I will always only think of how you have no self-control. You're obsessive. Like, who does that?

This story gets the story. The next one's even crazier. And it's actually really interesting. That one's probably pretty depressing. Pretty dark. Okay. Now this was, he said his kids now in their late 30s, so this was almost 30 years ago, which I think this context is a little important because I think the way it would be dealt with today would be vastly different. Okay.

This story gets the story. The next one's even crazier. And it's actually really interesting. That one's probably pretty depressing. Pretty dark. Okay. Now this was, he said his kids now in their late 30s, so this was almost 30 years ago, which I think this context is a little important because I think the way it would be dealt with today would be vastly different. Okay.