Kiell Smith-Bynoe

It's Lucy Worsley here and we're back with a brand new series of Lady Swindlers.

She's tired from slashing those ones to bits. Exhausted.

Oh, come on, not in a sleep. Yeah.

Sorry, I've got to put this in my calendar. We can't say ish. I need a date.

Dendrochronology. Dendrochronology.

So it's how many rings since the flare?

It's him.

This is what I'm starting to realise. Let's say it is.

Why not? That's what history is.

What do you mean, yes?

And how hot does the summer get?

Not enough for me.

Hello. I feel like I've been slightly blindsided because I didn't know you were a doctor.

No, that's fine. I know what to do.

No, I haven't.

Something you enjoyed at school? When I think of history in school, I remember the module where you have to build a castle. And mine was going so badly that I turned it into a dilapidated, ruined castle. Nice. And that wasn't what I started out to make. but then I just went on Clipart and made some pictures of fire and then printed it out and stuck it to the front.

Hang on, why is Finland not in there?

What's a raider doing if he's not raiding?

A farming raider?

I can't believe you've spot that for me. Yeah.

But how do you decide what's real and what's not? If there's so much of it mixed together, how do you decide what's real and what's not? Just on what you like.

No. Can't have it in the first place. Get off. No, I don't think so. My neighbours recently painted their fence and some of it's bled through. Oh. And it looks horrible on my side. So what are you going to do?

When you say not very pleased, is that...? Did they kill him?

Oh, passive-aggressive, right.

Wow. I used to work for a lady who ran a children's entertainment company, and every time she hated something, she'd go, that's interesting.

Yes, I did, didn't I?

Because you don't know how long you're going to be at sea. Sure.

We didn't call Celia the bob-haired bandit. We called Celia Grandma.

Yeah, so we use the boards like oars. Okay, you're using oars. Yeah, because I imagine the water's quite cold. Yeah, so I'm not popping my hand in there.

Right, but we can also use some of that to cool the mead. Cool the meadwife. Yeah, cool the meadwife out. That's my plan.

I quite like it. Okay. Yeah. I preferred the first one.