Kiell Smith-Bynoe

Do you do that thing?

I've never done a play.

I assume you haven't, David.

Okay, assume I won't.

Have you?

No.

Do you do that thing where you, I don't know why I saw this, a YouTube clip of people, some bloke doing something on the side of the stage every night to make people.

no like no like um when someone's making someone corpse yeah it's like a theater thing where when because you do the same thing if you're still if you know you have to stand at the side of the stage and they look at your your direction in that play every night you do something silly to try and make them laugh

because I heard Phoebe Waller-Bridge tell it on Ground Norton.

Have you heard that?

No.

And so they were doing it, and through the months, it got more and more ridiculous.

And she tells about, so they're like sort of,

getting more and more sort of mad things they were doing to make sure she had a corpse and then she said that she realized she got she went too far and apparently she bent over and pulled her bum cheeks apart and everyone just went um no phoebe that's way too far don't do that wow but she told it with uproarious laughter

Oh, yeah, that bit.

I see what you mean.

But your cheeks flop apart with these.

At last.

What?

What?