Kris Paronto

I would have been up half the night, dude. I was up half the night. I got up in the morning like, screw this. Do I really have to go around? He's like, Tonto, get in there. And I'm sitting in the back. But anyway, when the argument said, yeah, that happened, he goes, you'd be happy going back home and being an insurance adjuster. Well, it's because I was.

I would have been up half the night, dude. I was up half the night. I got up in the morning like, screw this. Do I really have to go around? He's like, Tonto, get in there. And I'm sitting in the back. But anyway, when the argument said, yeah, that happened, he goes, you'd be happy going back home and being an insurance adjuster. Well, it's because I was.

I would have been up half the night, dude. I was up half the night. I got up in the morning like, screw this. Do I really have to go around? He's like, Tonto, get in there. And I'm sitting in the back. But anyway, when the argument said, yeah, that happened, he goes, you'd be happy going back home and being an insurance adjuster. Well, it's because I was.

I still am a licensed National Flight Insurance Program FEMA insurance adjuster to this day. I still can run claims if I want, but... That's what I did. I went to, got that certification and started working at Mutual of Omaha. And eventually I got back in the military. And I remember it was hard.

I still am a licensed National Flight Insurance Program FEMA insurance adjuster to this day. I still can run claims if I want, but... That's what I did. I went to, got that certification and started working at Mutual of Omaha. And eventually I got back in the military. And I remember it was hard.

I still am a licensed National Flight Insurance Program FEMA insurance adjuster to this day. I still can run claims if I want, but... That's what I did. I went to, got that certification and started working at Mutual of Omaha. And eventually I got back in the military. And I remember it was hard.

I went through eight different recruiters because nobody was going to help me when they found out what I did, even though I had an honorable discharge. My renter code was a three, which is very bad. That means you... You got an honorable discharge, but there's an asterisk there. And the last guy I saw, it was a recruiting command. It was right by my house too. I'd missed it for two years.

I went through eight different recruiters because nobody was going to help me when they found out what I did, even though I had an honorable discharge. My renter code was a three, which is very bad. That means you... You got an honorable discharge, but there's an asterisk there. And the last guy I saw, it was a recruiting command. It was right by my house too. I'd missed it for two years.

I went through eight different recruiters because nobody was going to help me when they found out what I did, even though I had an honorable discharge. My renter code was a three, which is very bad. That means you... You got an honorable discharge, but there's an asterisk there. And the last guy I saw, it was a recruiting command. It was right by my house too. I'd missed it for two years.

I don't know what happened. Lord works mysterious ways, my friend. I'm driving home to go home. I'm like, well, I guess the military's down. I got my master's, but I guess the military's out of question. I see it in the corner and I'm like, how did I miss this for years? It's been right by my house and my one room.

I don't know what happened. Lord works mysterious ways, my friend. I'm driving home to go home. I'm like, well, I guess the military's down. I got my master's, but I guess the military's out of question. I see it in the corner and I'm like, how did I miss this for years? It's been right by my house and my one room.

I don't know what happened. Lord works mysterious ways, my friend. I'm driving home to go home. I'm like, well, I guess the military's down. I got my master's, but I guess the military's out of question. I see it in the corner and I'm like, how did I miss this for years? It's been right by my house and my one room.

in the house I lived, and I drive in there, and the Nebraska Recruiting Command Sergeant Major is in there. I walk in. He's in there. I'm talking to the recruiter. He overhears me pleading my case to this recruiter. Hey, man, please, I really want to go in. I need to finish what I started. He walks in. He says, I'm hearing what you're saying. He said, do you really want to go back in soon?

in the house I lived, and I drive in there, and the Nebraska Recruiting Command Sergeant Major is in there. I walk in. He's in there. I'm talking to the recruiter. He overhears me pleading my case to this recruiter. Hey, man, please, I really want to go in. I need to finish what I started. He walks in. He says, I'm hearing what you're saying. He said, do you really want to go back in soon?

in the house I lived, and I drive in there, and the Nebraska Recruiting Command Sergeant Major is in there. I walk in. He's in there. I'm talking to the recruiter. He overhears me pleading my case to this recruiter. Hey, man, please, I really want to go in. I need to finish what I started. He walks in. He says, I'm hearing what you're saying. He said, do you really want to go back in soon?

I said, yes, Sergeant Major. He goes, Roger that. He decides me to paperwork over. I sign it. He takes it back from me. As he's holding it, he goes, there's just one stipulation. You have to do it all over again. Roger that. So I did it all over again. Basic airborne ranger. Did it twice. And went back in. You did it all twice. Yeah, yeah. If you want something bad enough, though, you'll do it.

I said, yes, Sergeant Major. He goes, Roger that. He decides me to paperwork over. I sign it. He takes it back from me. As he's holding it, he goes, there's just one stipulation. You have to do it all over again. Roger that. So I did it all over again. Basic airborne ranger. Did it twice. And went back in. You did it all twice. Yeah, yeah. If you want something bad enough, though, you'll do it.

I said, yes, Sergeant Major. He goes, Roger that. He decides me to paperwork over. I sign it. He takes it back from me. As he's holding it, he goes, there's just one stipulation. You have to do it all over again. Roger that. So I did it all over again. Basic airborne ranger. Did it twice. And went back in. You did it all twice. Yeah, yeah. If you want something bad enough, though, you'll do it.

And it really, a lot of that, and you know this, especially when you're early on, it's a mind game. It's fuck-fuck games. I knew it was coming. I was in great shape because that's all I did. I worked. I went to school. I hung out with my girlfriend at the time who was a volleyball player there. So what did I do? Half the time she was at the gym. I worked out all the time.

And it really, a lot of that, and you know this, especially when you're early on, it's a mind game. It's fuck-fuck games. I knew it was coming. I was in great shape because that's all I did. I worked. I went to school. I hung out with my girlfriend at the time who was a volleyball player there. So what did I do? Half the time she was at the gym. I worked out all the time.