Kris Paronto
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You said that? I said it right to the, it's me, dude. I don't give a, what are you going to do? Fire me then. If you haven't fired me yet, you're not going to fire me. But the argument I had with him, where in Libya, after I got dressed down by Bob, which I was just, it wasn't dressed, I was like, eat shit, dude.
You said that? I said it right to the, it's me, dude. I don't give a, what are you going to do? Fire me then. If you haven't fired me yet, you're not going to fire me. But the argument I had with him, where in Libya, after I got dressed down by Bob, which I was just, it wasn't dressed, I was like, eat shit, dude.
You said that? I said it right to the, it's me, dude. I don't give a, what are you going to do? Fire me then. If you haven't fired me yet, you're not going to fire me. But the argument I had with him, where in Libya, after I got dressed down by Bob, which I was just, it wasn't dressed, I was like, eat shit, dude.
I've been through enough of this pomp and circumstance, crap enough, rah-rah, politics in progress, million fucking times. I don't have to stay awake through this shit. It's the same shit. Well, he pulled me in. He goes, I'm going to write. I got written up. I got wrote up. I did get written up. And they wrote me up. And he goes, I'm going to write you up for this because you fell asleep.
I've been through enough of this pomp and circumstance, crap enough, rah-rah, politics in progress, million fucking times. I don't have to stay awake through this shit. It's the same shit. Well, he pulled me in. He goes, I'm going to write. I got written up. I got wrote up. I did get written up. And they wrote me up. And he goes, I'm going to write you up for this because you fell asleep.
I've been through enough of this pomp and circumstance, crap enough, rah-rah, politics in progress, million fucking times. I don't have to stay awake through this shit. It's the same shit. Well, he pulled me in. He goes, I'm going to write. I got written up. I got wrote up. I did get written up. And they wrote me up. And he goes, I'm going to write you up for this because you fell asleep.
You're being disrespectful. And I remember I said to him, because I saw GRS kind of go into more like a state department. Button down. I saw it and I said, we're going more State Department, aren't we? Button down. Need guys to say yes or no. Nobody talks back. No fucking guys that cuss every once in a while. You know, you don't need guys like me anymore, do you?
You're being disrespectful. And I remember I said to him, because I saw GRS kind of go into more like a state department. Button down. I saw it and I said, we're going more State Department, aren't we? Button down. Need guys to say yes or no. Nobody talks back. No fucking guys that cuss every once in a while. You know, you don't need guys like me anymore, do you?
You're being disrespectful. And I remember I said to him, because I saw GRS kind of go into more like a state department. Button down. I saw it and I said, we're going more State Department, aren't we? Button down. Need guys to say yes or no. Nobody talks back. No fucking guys that cuss every once in a while. You know, you don't need guys like me anymore, do you?
I guess guys like me are dinosaurs, aren't they? And he said, yeah, pretty much. I signed my thing. When we got home, I sent him an email. I said, good thing you have dinosaurs like me, huh? That night, and I didn't get a response back from him. I still got the email. I had AOL. I said, my AOL shows you how old I am. But he said that, and I said, it looks like guys like me are dinosaurs.
I guess guys like me are dinosaurs, aren't they? And he said, yeah, pretty much. I signed my thing. When we got home, I sent him an email. I said, good thing you have dinosaurs like me, huh? That night, and I didn't get a response back from him. I still got the email. I had AOL. I said, my AOL shows you how old I am. But he said that, and I said, it looks like guys like me are dinosaurs.
I guess guys like me are dinosaurs, aren't they? And he said, yeah, pretty much. I signed my thing. When we got home, I sent him an email. I said, good thing you have dinosaurs like me, huh? That night, and I didn't get a response back from him. I still got the email. I had AOL. I said, my AOL shows you how old I am. But he said that, and I said, it looks like guys like me are dinosaurs.
I'm sorry, when did he try to write you up? He wrote me up right after I fell asleep before the ambassador. It was right before the attack. So when I fell asleep and Bob dressed me down, We got in that argument. He says, well, I'll write you up. Well, I did get written up. We didn't put it in the movie because how boring is that seeing some guy get written up? But I went back to my room.
I'm sorry, when did he try to write you up? He wrote me up right after I fell asleep before the ambassador. It was right before the attack. So when I fell asleep and Bob dressed me down, We got in that argument. He says, well, I'll write you up. Well, I did get written up. We didn't put it in the movie because how boring is that seeing some guy get written up? But I went back to my room.
I'm sorry, when did he try to write you up? He wrote me up right after I fell asleep before the ambassador. It was right before the attack. So when I fell asleep and Bob dressed me down, We got in that argument. He says, well, I'll write you up. Well, I did get written up. We didn't put it in the movie because how boring is that seeing some guy get written up? But I went back to my room.
I'm just a bitch. I got written up. I got a black mark on me. An hour later, he called me in and I got written up. I was like, I don't give a shit. Fine. It was like getting a ticket. You got a hundred million parking tickets. You pay your parking tickets, y'all. But you know what I'm saying? And I threw it and like, whatever.
I'm just a bitch. I got written up. I got a black mark on me. An hour later, he called me in and I got written up. I was like, I don't give a shit. Fine. It was like getting a ticket. You got a hundred million parking tickets. You pay your parking tickets, y'all. But you know what I'm saying? And I threw it and like, whatever.
I'm just a bitch. I got written up. I got a black mark on me. An hour later, he called me in and I got written up. I was like, I don't give a shit. Fine. It was like getting a ticket. You got a hundred million parking tickets. You pay your parking tickets, y'all. But you know what I'm saying? And I threw it and like, whatever.
He was, actually he was, for those that you know him, but he wasn't, he wasn't a, he was in check forgery. And that was his, in the- Check forgery. It was in that division, the secret store where they do forgery and money laundering.
He was, actually he was, for those that you know him, but he wasn't, he wasn't a, he was in check forgery. And that was his, in the- Check forgery. It was in that division, the secret store where they do forgery and money laundering.