Kris Paronto
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I learned the Jambo in Mosul at Merez because we had Sudanese guards, and every time we'd leave the gate, they would throw up the Jambo to me in 2008. So one day I stopped and asked them. I said, what does that mean to you? It means good morning. It officially is Swahili. It means good morning. You'll see it on shirts and app. I said, Jambo.
I learned the Jambo in Mosul at Merez because we had Sudanese guards, and every time we'd leave the gate, they would throw up the Jambo to me in 2008. So one day I stopped and asked them. I said, what does that mean to you? It means good morning. It officially is Swahili. It means good morning. You'll see it on shirts and app. I said, Jambo.
But because the Shaka is much cooler, be cool, they've kind of adopted that. That's what they told me. I said, so it just means be cool. So I would throw that up. And every time I threw it up, if I wanted to see if somebody was friendly, if I got it back, well, I'm here. So nine times out of ten, it was friendly. And I couldn't take anything else. And I went like this.
But because the Shaka is much cooler, be cool, they've kind of adopted that. That's what they told me. I said, so it just means be cool. So I would throw that up. And every time I threw it up, if I wanted to see if somebody was friendly, if I got it back, well, I'm here. So nine times out of ten, it was friendly. And I couldn't take anything else. And I went like this.
But because the Shaka is much cooler, be cool, they've kind of adopted that. That's what they told me. I said, so it just means be cool. So I would throw that up. And every time I threw it up, if I wanted to see if somebody was friendly, if I got it back, well, I'm here. So nine times out of ten, it was friendly. And I couldn't take anything else. And I went like this.
And, man, you could have put a lump of coal up my ass. It would have been a diamond like that. I was like, just tight. And they're both chewing cot. I remember the cocks. They had big wads of cot in their mouth. For those that don't know what cot is, it's an amphetamine they dip before they go into battle. It's like a leaf, but it's like chewing copain.
And, man, you could have put a lump of coal up my ass. It would have been a diamond like that. I was like, just tight. And they're both chewing cot. I remember the cocks. They had big wads of cot in their mouth. For those that don't know what cot is, it's an amphetamine they dip before they go into battle. It's like a leaf, but it's like chewing copain.
And, man, you could have put a lump of coal up my ass. It would have been a diamond like that. I was like, just tight. And they're both chewing cot. I remember the cocks. They had big wads of cot in their mouth. For those that don't know what cot is, it's an amphetamine they dip before they go into battle. It's like a leaf, but it's like chewing copain.
It's like mixing Copenhagen with cocaine and steroids. That's what it is. And it rots your teeth. It turns your mouth brown. You chew it all enough. It makes you look like a heroin addict if you chew it. And they look like they've been chewing it forever. Just gross. caught everywhere. I remember doing this. I went like this and I'm thinking to myself, this is going to hurt.
It's like mixing Copenhagen with cocaine and steroids. That's what it is. And it rots your teeth. It turns your mouth brown. You chew it all enough. It makes you look like a heroin addict if you chew it. And they look like they've been chewing it forever. Just gross. caught everywhere. I remember doing this. I went like this and I'm thinking to myself, this is going to hurt.
It's like mixing Copenhagen with cocaine and steroids. That's what it is. And it rots your teeth. It turns your mouth brown. You chew it all enough. It makes you look like a heroin addict if you chew it. And they look like they've been chewing it forever. Just gross. caught everywhere. I remember doing this. I went like this and I'm thinking to myself, this is going to hurt.
And the pastor reached out and he smiled at me. He smiled, huge, caught brown teeth. And he went, and he was that close. I could see him that vividly. And he smiled through the job walk. And the diska gunner took one hand off the fly, took off that diska, the back, and he went like this. No shit. And I said, people watch the movie and they're like, that's so dramatized.
And the pastor reached out and he smiled at me. He smiled, huge, caught brown teeth. And he went, and he was that close. I could see him that vividly. And he smiled through the job walk. And the diska gunner took one hand off the fly, took off that diska, the back, and he went like this. No shit. And I said, people watch the movie and they're like, that's so dramatized.
And the pastor reached out and he smiled at me. He smiled, huge, caught brown teeth. And he went, and he was that close. I could see him that vividly. And he smiled through the job walk. And the diska gunner took one hand off the fly, took off that diska, the back, and he went like this. No shit. And I said, people watch the movie and they're like, that's so dramatized.
Like, oh, that's the fuck what happened. And I said, my wife is gorgeous. My kids are beautiful, beautiful smiles, but they know this. And I told him, I said, honey, I love you. You got a beautiful smile. But that smile that that caught Phil's still just the most beautiful smile I've ever seen in my life. And I did lose it. It was like, for briefly, I did. I just kind of let it out.
Like, oh, that's the fuck what happened. And I said, my wife is gorgeous. My kids are beautiful, beautiful smiles, but they know this. And I told him, I said, honey, I love you. You got a beautiful smile. But that smile that that caught Phil's still just the most beautiful smile I've ever seen in my life. And I did lose it. It was like, for briefly, I did. I just kind of let it out.
Like, oh, that's the fuck what happened. And I said, my wife is gorgeous. My kids are beautiful, beautiful smiles, but they know this. And I told him, I said, honey, I love you. You got a beautiful smile. But that smile that that caught Phil's still just the most beautiful smile I've ever seen in my life. And I did lose it. It was like, for briefly, I did. I just kind of let it out.
And I got on the radio and I went, there with us, there with us. And I mean, I'm hoping the movie, what all them felt like you see in the movie, I'm hoping that's how they felt in there where it just was somebody. Somebody. What had happened, and I don't know how Bob didn't get this fucking information since the commander was right in there.
And I got on the radio and I went, there with us, there with us. And I mean, I'm hoping the movie, what all them felt like you see in the movie, I'm hoping that's how they felt in there where it just was somebody. Somebody. What had happened, and I don't know how Bob didn't get this fucking information since the commander was right in there.
And I got on the radio and I went, there with us, there with us. And I mean, I'm hoping the movie, what all them felt like you see in the movie, I'm hoping that's how they felt in there where it just was somebody. Somebody. What had happened, and I don't know how Bob didn't get this fucking information since the commander was right in there.