Kristen Joy Hoadley
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I don't watch enough professional football.
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But the word on the streets is Kirk Cousins is a quarterback.
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I don't know if he's a good quarterback.
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He's got $100 fucking million in his pocket and about 12 games to show for it.
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What are we doing with our lives?
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Why wasn't I a quarterback?
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I think I could have thrown the ball.
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I was chasing my music dreams.
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I'm not really good at getting hurt.
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Yeah, so while the quarterback, you know, he's the target.
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So, you know, if they get to you, you're going to get hurt.
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You don't get hurt as much as, say, a lineman who just takes a hit every time.