Kristen Joy Hoadley

I go up to the self-checkout, and it's hard to miss the big Pokemon machine sitting in the front of the fucking Kroger.

There's a Pokemon machine there, and there's a guy that's standing there.

He keeps putting his card in.

He keeps clicking the box, keeps putting his card in, clicking the box, putting his card in, clicking the box.

Meanwhile, there's two guys standing behind him.

And the guys behind him start getting a little itchy, right?

They're like, hey, man, come on, you know, whatever.

I need my Pokemon.

I need my Pokemon, too.

And I think to myself, you know, what in the fuck are these kids doing with their lives?

Sitting there just spending every dime they have on these Pokemon boxes of cards, right, that are like $119 a box.

Right.

But then I keep thinking to myself, what the fuck am I doing?

These kids are making more money in a day than I'm making in a year finding, you know, Pokemon 3306, you know, the fucking whatever they are, the energy cards or whatever it is.

It's like...

There's just – something is upside down in society when Kirk Cousins can walk away with $100 million and we have doctors and teachers that can't even fucking buy pencils for their classrooms.

Something is upside down.

And I don't mean to sound like a bleeding heart liberal because I'm really not.

But I just wonder what's going on in this world.

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